>tfw 6'2"
>tfw skelington mode
>tfw 151lbs

i have a gf and haven't really had any trouble with girls or anything. I'm not fit looking but I can do whatever is needed of me, moving heavy furniture and hiking long distances. My lifestyle is sustainable.

But I've always been really self-conscious about being so skinny. I've gained some weight since middle school, back then I used to get picked on for being so thin. Then again, everyone around here is a disgusting fatass, so I don't know why that bothered me.

Anyway, I'd like to gain some muscle and some body fat. Not really looking to go full bear or anything, but I really need some mass.

For the past few weeks I've been doing a workout routine of 1mi on the treadmill at 4.5 mph, followed by a set of 30 pushups and 45 sit-ups, and 100 reps on each arm with a 10lb dumbbell (it's the only one I could find in my house). I then drink a small protein shake.

I feel like I'm not making any progress. This workout doesn't really drain me or anything but it does feel incomplete. I'm definitely lacking in what I can do right now. I have nothing to do pull-ups off of, for one. Haven't tried one in years, but AFAIK I can't pull even one off.

I really don't have enough time or money to go to a gym, and honestly, I'd be too embarrassed to go in looking like I do right now. Maybe later, when I'm not so scrawny.

Any of you fit guys have any recommendations for equipment, workouts, etc? Any workouts I can do without equipment? I'll be picking up some heavier dumbbells when I have enough time to run out to a store.

yours truly,
mr skeltal

Listening to Morphine is like having Jesus shoot his load into your ear canal.

The gun ownership, which is already undesirable to begin with,

Aside from, of course, Muh Feels?

Figured I'd take this to a new thread so as not to derail the original.

What exactly is so awful about an armed populace?

Don't leave me alone
I can't live without you
Take me with you, take me with you when you go

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barrow,_Alaska

http://www.thenews.com.pk/Todays-News-13-33993-Ex-US-official-belies-claim-Osama-was-killed-in-Abbottabad

Paul Roberts had also been a former editor for The Wall Street Journal after retirement and has authored almost a dozen books including “How America was Lost: From 9/11 to the Police/Warfare State”, which was published in 2014.

 

Reacting to the much publicized coverage of some recent claims by members of the US Navy SEALs team that reportedly killed bin Laden in Pakistan, Paul Roberts has claimed on the website of Paul Craig Roberts Institute for Political Economy (http://www.paulcraigroberts.org) in a detailed article titled “Another Fake Bin Laden Story” that Osama’s alleged death at the hands of a SEALs team was a propaganda orchestration to give Obama a hero’s laurels and subvert any Democratic talk of challenging his nomination for a second term.

 

Paul Roberts writes: “This fake story together with the fake movie and the fake book by an alleged SEALs team member is the way the fake story of Osama bin Laden’s murder is perpetrated. Osama bin Laden had died in December 2001 of renal failure and other health problems, having denied in his last recorded video any responsibility for 9/11, instead directing Americans to look inside their own government.

 

“The FBI itself has stated that there is no evidence that bin Laden was responsible for 9/11. Bin Laden’s obituary appeared in numerous foreign and Arabic media and also on Fox News. No one can survive renal failure for a decade, and no dialysis machine was found in the alleged Abbottabad compound of bin Laden, who allegedly was murdered by SEALs a decade after his obituary notices”.

 

The ex-US Assistant Secretary of US Treasury Department further writes in his article: “No one among the crew of the ship from which the White House reported bin Laden was buried at sea saw any such burial, and the sailors sent messages home to that effect. Somehow a burial was held onboard a ship on which there are constant watches and crew on alert at all hours, and no one witnessed it. Additionally, the White House story of the alleged murder of bin Laden changed twice within the first 24 hours.

 

“The claim that Obama and his government watched the action transmitted live from cameras on the SEALs’ helmets was quickly abandoned, despite the release of a photo of the Obama regime intently focused on a TV set and alleged to be watching the live action. No video of the dead was ever released.

 

To date, there is no evidence whatsoever on behalf of the Obama regime’s claim. Not one tiny scrap. Just unsubstantiated self-serving claims”.

 

Paul Roberts further states that he has made available on his official website witnesses interviewed by [some] Pakistan TV [channels] saying that only one helicopter landed in Abbottabad and that when the occupants of the helicopter returned from the alleged bin Laden compound, the helicopter exploded on takeoff and there were no survivors.

 

“In other words, there was no bin Laden corpse to deliver to the ship that did not witness a burial and no SEALs hero to return who allegedly murdered an unarmed bin Laden. Moreover, the BBC interviewed residents in Abbottabad, including those next door to the alleged “bin Laden compound,” and all say that they knew the person who lived there and it was not bin Laden”.

 

Paul Roberts then makes a startling claim: “The reason the SEALs team was prevented from talking is that no member of the team was on the alleged mission. Just as the ship from which bin Laden was allegedly buried has no witnesses to the deed, the SEALs unit, whose members formed the team that allegedly dispatched an unarmed terrorist mastermind rather than to take him into custody for questioning, mysteriously died in a helicopter crash when they were loaded in violation of procedures in an unprotected 1960s vintage helicopter and sent into a combat zone in Afghanistan shortly after the alleged raid on bin Laden’s compound.”

 

It may be recalled that 30 US military personnel were killed in the eastern Afghanistan on August 6, 2011 when insurgents shot down an American military helicopter. The media reported at that time that the dead included 25 Navy SEALs from the same unit that carried out the May 2, 2011 raid in Pakistan that killed bin Laden. They were being flown by a crew of the 160th Special Operations Aviation Regiment.

 

Going by the contents of Paul Craig Roberts’s article, there were news reports that the families of these dead SEALS do not believe one word of the government’s account. “Moreover, the families had reported receiving messages from the SEALs that suddenly they felt threatened and did not know why.

 

The SEALs had been asking one another: “Were you on the bin Laden mission?” Apparently, none were. To keep this a secret, the SEALs were sent to their deaths. Anyone who believes anything the US government says is gullible beyond the meaning of the word”.

 

Paul Roberts had earlier claimed in an article on the 13th anniversary of the 9/11 terror attacks that the “corrupt” Bush and Obama regimes used 9/11 to kill, maim, dispossess and displace millions of Muslims in seven countries, none of whom had anything whatsoever to do with 9/11.

 

“The tragedy of September 11, 2001, goes far beyond the deaths of those who had died in the towers. For thirteen years a new generation of Americans has been born into the 9/11 myth that has been used to create the American warfare/police state.
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Blew out the speakers in her daddy's radio

"The force of an insurrection is social, not military. Generalised rebellion is not measured by the armed clash but by the extent to which the economy is paralysed, the places of production and distribution taken over, the free giving that burns all calculation and the desertion of obligations and social roles. In a word, it is the upsetting of life. No guerrilla group, no matter how effective, can take the place of this grandiose movement of destruction and transformation. Insurrection is the light emergence of a banality coming to the surface: no power can support itself without the voluntary servitude of those it dominates. Revolt reveals better than anything else that it is the exploited themselves who make the murderous machinery of exploitation function. The wild, spreading interruption of social activity suddenly tears away the blanket of ideology, revealing the real balance of strength. The State then shows itself in its true colours—the political organisation of passivity. Ideology on one side, fantasy on the other, expose their material weight. The exploited simply discover the strength they have always had, putting an end to the illusion that society reproduces itself alone—or that some mole is clawing away in their place. They rise up against their past obedience—their past State—and habits established in defence of the old world."

I know we give CoD shit for "muh rehash" every year, but that's really a silly complaint when half of you fuckers buy the annual AssCreed and are hyped to buy the literally same games you've played over and over in an HD re-release.

It actually looks like there are some notable changes going into Advanced Warfare's gameplay, and I'm genuinely curious as to whether this will improve the game. At the very least they're experimenting.

I know the fanbase is shit, and the story probably is too, but is the GAME shit?

I SHIT ON YOUR FORUM

     I want everyone to be so fucking enraged when they see my DEAGLE...at the range, at the store, at the neighbor's, in the neighborhood. I want them to SEE my power of the M16. I WANT them to see my accuracy of a sniper rifle. I WANT THEM TO SEE THAT IN ONE HIT AND IT'S ALL OVER YES IT IS. They must know.

    I want every person in this world to know:
    for every strike, there IS A COUNTER-STRIKE

lol she gets mad and accuses David of making it a hit piece.

David is a lib as it gets. He's not one to take a side on this issue.

He's also not one of those pussy libs who gives Islam a free pass.

I'm starting to like this guy a lot.

>Press X
>slow drum and bass buildup begins in the background, getting louder and louder
>hitmarkers appear everywhere
>Geoff Keighley bursts out of the coffin wearing a hat of glued-together doritos and stares you in the eye
>all is quiet for a second
>BUT MY HOPE WILL NEVER DIE
>[dubstep intensifies]
>flashing lights everywhere
>airhorns go off
>Game is over
>10/10 - IGN
>5/5 well gud innit bruv - Zoo
>2/10 not enough strong wymyn - Kotaku