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Messages - DAS B00T x2
37801
« on: August 05, 2014, 08:24:01 PM »
Uhhhhhhhhh. No...not really...
Oh... well tell him to get on that.
37802
« on: August 05, 2014, 08:21:42 PM »
...wha?
Hasn't he shown you the wonders that only BL can bring?
37803
« on: August 05, 2014, 08:18:53 PM »
Do you win the award of biggest britbong on the internet?
He's not even half the Bong that Lonepaul is.
37804
« on: August 05, 2014, 08:14:12 PM »
Bitch, I'm fabulous.
2fab4me
37805
« on: August 05, 2014, 08:12:05 PM »
God. Fucking. Damnit.
;_______;
Oh my poor little sheltered Ossku... hasn't Byrne cured you of that yet?
37806
« on: August 05, 2014, 08:09:13 PM »
I'd suggest making a cream pie, but I don't think that's your style.
Chocolate cream pie would be okay.
37807
« on: August 05, 2014, 08:08:20 PM »
*vomits*
lol Such fervent denial, though. You sure?
37808
« on: August 05, 2014, 07:59:14 PM »
I am kind
But that guy was a douche!
37809
« on: August 05, 2014, 07:58:08 PM »
I immediately regret what i said.
...
And i dont remember that...
Oh come on, Oss. I make amazing pancakes!
37810
« on: August 05, 2014, 07:54:47 PM »
Absolutely.
You still never gave me an answer about breakfast.
37811
« on: August 05, 2014, 07:53:09 PM »
You ever breed those monitors?
37812
« on: August 05, 2014, 07:52:00 PM »
Say "Mkay, now just sit down right there on that chair on my porch," grab one of the various weapons in this house, call 911 about the situation, and sit on my stoop with a beer.
37813
« on: August 05, 2014, 07:49:14 PM »
You seem like the kind of guy who happens to have an Oedipus complex. Am I right?
37814
« on: August 05, 2014, 07:42:41 PM »
I would let you work on my helicopter.
I've become an expert on helicoptering. Now, since there's two of us though, one has to spin in a different direction so as to counter the torque or each rotor. This is called "the Chinook".
37815
« on: August 05, 2014, 07:39:38 PM »
This looks amazing, but I don't think it's gay enough in here.
So what you're saying is that I need to step up my game?
37816
« on: August 05, 2014, 06:54:44 PM »
>israeli soldier publicly announces he killed 13 children
>still denies it
Israel has some serious brain washing going on if you're going to be in denial of the truth.
http://globalvoicesonline.org/2014/08/03/israeli-army-whistle-blower-leaks-account-of-revenge-attacks-against-civilians-by-israeli-troops-in-gazas-shujaiyya/
Are you going to deny this also?
Let me explain the point that he's trying to make.  I could take this picture here, put it on facebook or twitter with a caption about how that blade was in an Afghan girl's throat as a stupid joke or while tying to be an internet tough guy and suddenly become a tool of anti-American propaganda as that post is circulated through the internet. We'd know it's bullshit as I'm a helicopter mechanic who's never even deployed, but nobody else does.
37817
« on: August 05, 2014, 06:04:56 PM »
You are so fucking cool. How do I be like you?
Step one: Acquire a botched lobotomy.
37818
« on: August 05, 2014, 05:59:31 PM »
We weren't going to tell you. But you're clinically retarded.
Thanks for breaking the news, doc. I was too worried it might upset him if I did it, but you always have such a way with words.
37819
« on: August 05, 2014, 05:52:31 PM »
Haha. I have not talked to or seen him in a while. Did he make progress with that girl at work?
Yes, I am going off-topic. I do not care.
I don't know. Last I heard was that he was still afraid to ask her out.
37820
« on: August 05, 2014, 05:49:54 PM »
He better not expect roadhead. Nobody in the world wants to touch that uncircumcised dick.
Road head? I wouldn't trust him to hold hands with someone and not crash.
37821
« on: August 05, 2014, 05:48:04 PM »
Sounds like a deal. Who is driving though?
Ian.
37822
« on: August 05, 2014, 05:46:36 PM »
You, me, roadtrip.
You buy the gas, I buy the booze?
37823
« on: August 05, 2014, 05:22:53 PM »
#Offtopic is actually a much worse place now without good ol' Sentra there to constantly make a fool of himself.
37824
« on: August 05, 2014, 04:32:04 PM »
I enjoy driving too much.
37825
« on: August 05, 2014, 02:18:28 PM »
37826
« on: August 05, 2014, 02:10:33 PM »
But we already have.
You can be my slave anytime.
I accept your offer.
37827
« on: August 05, 2014, 02:08:24 PM »
But we already have.
37828
« on: August 05, 2014, 01:55:27 PM »
Was there ever a National Socialists group?
Well, Coup d Bungie did attempt a Furrycaust... and then later on a Ponycaust.
37829
« on: August 05, 2014, 01:37:01 PM »
one of the images got uploaded twice
>british tonks
i've been captured by mi6 and am being forced to have british themed wallpapers
please send help
Seal Team Delta Recon Para Rangers inbound! We'll have you freer than white christian male in 1760's Massachusetts faster than you can read this back!
37830
« on: August 05, 2014, 01:29:15 PM »
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