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Topics - DAS B00T x2
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« on: November 01, 2015, 07:04:49 AM »
I got you a present. 
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« on: October 28, 2015, 05:54:03 PM »
ancient commonwealth secret to destroying all enemies.  We are one step closer to fulfilling the prophecy. 
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« on: October 25, 2015, 07:35:08 PM »
Cheat yo double nigger, I'm not drunk enough to tealize it's my fault
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« on: October 25, 2015, 05:19:08 PM »
And they're all pillaging and shit, and God said to them " het, I got these commandments for ya" and they say "what are they?"and God said "well the first is Thou Shalt not Kill" And the vkings are like, "oh, we cant do that, that's like, what we do." Si god goes to Ireland and he's like, "hey, I got these comandments for ya" and the Irish are like, "what are they?" and God goes "thou shalt not covet your neighbor's wife." And the Irish are like, "fuvk you guy, we live to fuck". So then God goes to Egypt and sees Moses in the desert leading the Jews. He goes on down and says "hey, I got some commandments for ya" and Moses says "how much are they" and God said "they're free" and Moses says "fucking great, I'll take ten!" Spoiler I've been drunk since at least noon
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« on: October 24, 2015, 03:20:47 PM »
I checked the drop down where the quote button is too.
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« on: October 24, 2015, 02:48:48 PM »
The impala has killed a few squirrels, a groundhog, a rabbit, what I think was a starling, a turkey buzzard, and now a young little buck who wasn't even legal to shoot yet.
Who's got a higher score?
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« on: October 14, 2015, 06:14:34 PM »
But don't take my work for it, listen to this funny sounding chap. I can't wait to eat farm raised manatee with my farm raised catfish and farm raised yams. Checkmate, vegans.
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« on: October 14, 2015, 06:17:33 AM »
http://huffpost.com/us/entry/4102424Apligize for mobile link, am telephone Was at home when bookface feminism "no bra is kill" Noooopooo Why is it only breast cancer that we all freak the fuck out about on a scale like this?
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« on: October 13, 2015, 12:38:48 PM »
I was expecting this yesterday but some asshole Europoor had to discover America or some shit... BEHOLD! A BOX! And because the only way to open a meme is with another meme... And we open the box to find... Spoiler Packing peanuts. Spoiler FUCK FOAM PEANUTS INTO THE TRASH IT GOES  Spoiler will post real results momentarily. Feel free to discuss why you hate foam peanuts too.
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« on: October 04, 2015, 08:27:03 PM »
And not enough Mexicans are dead. This show sucks.
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« on: October 03, 2015, 11:06:47 AM »
  Berzerk did Umpqua CC
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« on: September 30, 2015, 07:39:51 AM »
I basically agreed to do just one fucking song but refuse to play TNT, Dirty Deeds, Thunderstruck, Highway to Hell, Hell's Bells, Whole lotta Rosie, FTAtR, Stiff Upper Lip, the Jack, anything still played on radio today, or anything Black Ice.
That leaves me with what, Live Wire?
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« on: September 29, 2015, 06:41:25 AM »
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« on: September 28, 2015, 03:35:54 PM »
Belgium is a non-country.
Discuss how this doesn't impact your life if you live in a first world nation.
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« on: September 28, 2015, 08:53:39 AM »
It's just... nice. The banging around 2:40 and the machiney wailing sounds by 12:30 are nice.
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« on: September 25, 2015, 09:55:27 PM »
Watch Diners Drive-ins and Dives and drink every time Guy Fieri thinks he's funny.
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« on: September 23, 2015, 12:14:51 PM »
The spicy ketchup was the highlight of my lunch.
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« on: September 21, 2015, 08:21:33 AM »
The air just feels inferior and reeks of humidity, homosexuality, and a hint of Cajun shrimp.
How do you people even stand living here?
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« on: September 16, 2015, 06:34:25 AM »
I've decided to convert because I know I could be a better Christian rock star than Chris Tomlin... and Rocketman.
I'll send you all twenty dollars after my first platinum album, but only if you post phrases of godly love that I can plagiarize get inspiration in the name of our Lord from.
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« on: September 14, 2015, 03:07:37 PM »
And she didn't say a god damn thing about me doing 75 in a 55.
Maybe us trying to play catch up with the ambulance my grandfather was on had something to do with that though...
Oh well, ITT: those little fucking things that make shit days slightly less shit
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« on: September 08, 2015, 04:07:20 PM »
 Go home, you're retarded drunk
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« on: September 06, 2015, 07:17:49 PM »
 Like srsly, Piper, that's a creepy expression, not a cute one. Those are the eyes of a psychopathic murderer.
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« on: September 01, 2015, 09:20:32 AM »
tfw don't even have to eat it, just get berry juice on your skin Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck Since the juice of pokeweed can be absorbed through the skin, contact of plant parts with bare skin should be avoided." If death occurs, it is usually due to paralysis of the respiratory organs... Because of the danger of human poisoning, pokeweed should be eradicated when discovered. This is especially true if the plants are in hedges, gardens, and other areas adjacent to a home where children may be attracted by clusters of berries." Research with humans has also shown that common pokeweed can cause mutations (possibly leading to cancer) and birth defects. I'm freaking the fuck out maaaaaaan ITT: Discuss nature and why we should eradicate it.
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« on: August 30, 2015, 07:22:25 PM »
It will be the great day of reckoning, the start of the next major economic crisis. It's going to be much worse than the 2008 recession.
The DOW has been dropping, and only recently picking back up since we got out of the bull trap and are in the return to "normal" stage. Soon it will drop again. 9/13 is the end of the seventh Shemitah in the cycle, every seventh being a "Super Shemitah".
Now, you're asking yourself, "DAS, how do you know this?" Well, I've been visiting /pol/ a whole lot for the past few weeks, and I've learned some things that the government doesn't want you to know. This cycle started in 1973, the one before it ending seven years before, obviously. Every seven years, on the day of the Shemitah, a major economic crash happens.
My friends, we could be looking at the downfall of the entire global market. I only hope that you all manage to survive the imminent chaos and anarchy in the wake of defaulting governments and collapsed world banks. Stay strong, my friends, and just remember that Ron Paul could have prevented this.
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« on: August 29, 2015, 01:20:11 PM »
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« on: August 29, 2015, 09:11:07 AM »
>new Stereophonics album available for pre-order
>check it out
>only Deluxe version
>formats
>11 bucks for digital (who the fuck buys just digital at that price)
>16 bucks for vinyl LP
>"okay, what's the CD cost?"
>CD, import, pre-order: 31.99 usd
What manner of fuckery is this?
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« on: August 29, 2015, 08:19:20 AM »
but I can't afford a 350ci/300hp crate engine for muh Chevy
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« on: August 27, 2015, 12:43:25 PM »
Just imagine the horrific ramifications that this technology could have on the pepe markets if it fell in to the wrong hands.
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