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6421
« on: December 18, 2014, 08:23:48 PM »
If no one gives me a dildo, I will cry.
6422
« on: December 18, 2014, 08:22:49 PM »
Operation: Minerva at 75%. All Brazilian ships now docked in Rio, prepping for further adjustments pending results of the project.
King Icy invites the leaders of Ukraine, Norway, Britain, and Austria to visit the thriving Brazilian Empire.
6423
« on: December 18, 2014, 08:19:05 PM »
Class, I think we're going to need a map update sooner rather than later
I've been working on it, but it's a tedious process. Can you give me all of the new territories?
Brazil has Uruguay, Argentina, and Paraguay. USA has Haiti Austria has Hungary UK has Egypt + Ireland Then whatever else you Euros are doing to your continent.
6424
« on: December 18, 2014, 08:16:53 PM »
Class, I think we're going to need a map update sooner rather than later
6425
« on: December 18, 2014, 08:13:37 PM »
[Wait Factories are a thing?!?!]
It's 1800. Imagine that there are basic factories in major cities - but not many.
Remember, we haven't hit the Industrial Revolution yet.
6426
« on: December 18, 2014, 08:12:52 PM »
Annexation of Argentina, with the assist of Uruguay citizens, completed early. The Argentinian army of 20,000 men is united with the Brazilian Royal Defense Force pending future training - giving the budding empire a military of 25,000.
5,000 men are sent north to assist with the annexation of Paraguay - due on Page 6.
Project: Minerva at 50% - due Page 7.
6427
« on: December 18, 2014, 08:08:04 PM »
Project: Saber is brought to light. Its currently at 10% of completion.
King Icy requests details on the project.
6428
« on: December 18, 2014, 08:02:41 PM »
More details on Operation: Minerva, which would add iron plating to the siding of ships, released. Construction is being done on a prototype, using iron from the mines in northern Brazil. Currently slated to finish prototype on Page 7.
The royal family returns to Brazil with Austrian soldiers, who are dispatched to Paraguay to claim the territory. Due by Page 6.
6429
« on: December 18, 2014, 07:59:19 PM »
With North Argentina now under Brazilian control, and with a crippling economy, the small state of Uruguay surrenders without a fight - adding to Brazilian territory. Further adjustments will be made through Page 6.
Uruguay Army of 7,000 added into Brazilian forces and sent to Argentina to assist
6430
« on: December 18, 2014, 07:55:00 PM »
Royal Family arrives in the Italian city of Florence, enjoying a lovely week of sun. 1,000 slaves sent north to Austria, where they are traded for 1,000 soldiers.
6431
« on: December 18, 2014, 07:50:45 PM »
the US sends a proposal to Brazil. We will have the northern areas of central america, while you get the south.
Nothing south of Mexico shall be claimed by the United States, or else we will look into military options.
King Icy sends a proposition of trade with Austria to her royal Empress, Kuvira.
What does Brazil offer? Austria offers 200 of the finest Austrian mercenaries.
What would Austria be interested in? We have an abundance of resources from our rainforests, slaves, or potential results from Project: Minerva.
Austria asks for manpower. 1,000 slaves if possible.
Granted. The slaves will be sent along with the royal family. King Icy would also like to meet with Kuvira.
6432
« on: December 18, 2014, 07:50:11 PM »
Research into Project: Minerva at 15% - further details on Page 5
Annexation of Argentina at 10% - competition due on Page 6.
Due to a bountiful fishing season, Brazilian citizens are witnessing an economic surplus. Population is estimated to rise substantially over the next few years.
King Icy I plans an expedition to Italy for a family vacation
6433
« on: December 18, 2014, 07:46:52 PM »
the US sends a proposal to Brazil. We will have the northern areas of central america, while you get the south.
Nothing south of Mexico shall be claimed by the United States, or else we will look into military options.
King Icy sends a proposition of trade with Austria to her royal Empress, Kuvira.
What does Brazil offer? Austria offers 200 of the finest Austrian mercenaries.
What would Austria be interested in? We have an abundance of resources from our rainforests, slaves, or potential results from Project: Minerva.
6434
« on: December 18, 2014, 07:44:22 PM »
the US sends a proposal to Brazil. We will have the northern areas of central america, while you get the south.
Nothing south of Mexico shall be claimed by the United States, or else we will look into military options. King Icy sends a proposition of trade with Austria to her royal Empress, Kuvira.
6435
« on: December 18, 2014, 07:42:28 PM »
And if they released the movie and there were attacks, you'd be saying "Fuck them!" for releasing it amidst threats.
Of course, that would be the answer if this were a serious thread.
There are bomb threats and terrorist threats on the Super Bowl every year too. SHould we cancel that?
> Security at movie theaters > Security at the Super Bowl
6436
« on: December 18, 2014, 07:41:23 PM »
Exploratory force into the Rainforest have deemed the region impassible with current technology.
Construction of three additional ships begins - completion by Page 5.
6437
« on: December 18, 2014, 07:38:35 PM »
And if they released the movie and there were attacks, you'd be saying "Fuck them!" for releasing it amidst threats.
Of course, that would be the answer if this were a serious thread.
6438
« on: December 18, 2014, 07:33:54 PM »
Cheat Nation of Nations Germany
Third Reich has risen early
Government: Dictatorship
Population: 200 million
Military Strength: 10 million strong
Currency: Euros and virgin souls
Germany sends an initial occupation force of 300,000 (the 1st and 3rd armies) to North Korea to begin ethnic cleansing of lesser humans. Germany has opened up diplomatic relations with any nation seeking to assist.
Am I doing it right? Or is there a set of guidelines somewhere...
Yeah, no. I think you know that you aren't - either play seriously, or the country will be put up for grabs.
If you are really that unsure, read our other initial country descriptions. Your population and military are too large, invading NK, etc.
6439
« on: December 18, 2014, 07:29:06 PM »
Brazil sends Ukraine a supply of 5,000 slaves to display goodwill.
6440
« on: December 18, 2014, 07:25:05 PM »
Ender has dropped out of the game - Russia is available for players to take
King Icy begins conscription of 5,000 additional soldiers, set to be complete by Page 3.
Brazilian scientists begin researching mysterious project, codenamed Minerva.
1,000 soldiers sent south to annex Argentina - due by Page 6.
6441
« on: December 18, 2014, 07:18:14 PM »
Banning you for the nameplate RC.
6442
« on: December 18, 2014, 07:17:32 PM »
When will these thug cops stop being racist? No, but really, can we stop giving attention to black people getting killed by police? That's be nice.
I'm talking to you, Icy.
Excuse me?
6443
« on: December 18, 2014, 07:15:39 PM »
King Suarez I issues a Proclamation, declaring he will steer clear of most European and North American affairs, pending their countries stay out of South America.
Us agrees, and offers a peace treaty to brazil
The Brazilian government will not be signing any peace treaties, but will consider the idea later.
6444
« on: December 18, 2014, 07:13:38 PM »
King Suarez I issues a Proclamation, declaring he will steer clear of most European and North American affairs, pending their countries stay out of South America.
6445
« on: December 18, 2014, 07:07:28 PM »
Game is now open.
6446
« on: December 18, 2014, 07:05:32 PM »
Alright folks. Take a look at the map, ensure you know the rules and requirements (Including post per page requirements) and let the game begin!
Nation of Brazil Information
Government: Monarchy, ruled by the Suarez Family (Current ruler is King Icy Suarez the First)
Economy: Current based around fishing, lumber, and slave labour
Currency: Diavlo
Capital: Costal City of Rio de Janerio, with municipal government cities across the country
Population: 100,000 freedmen and women, ~ 200,000 slaves.
Military Power:
~ 5,000 soldiers with basic swords
~ 3 wooden ships for trade
King Suarez I sends a minor scouting party of ten men north towards the rainforest, planning to explore possible uses of the region. More information on Page 2.
6447
« on: December 18, 2014, 06:55:17 PM »
Brazil will have global domination by page 1
6448
« on: December 18, 2014, 06:53:55 PM »
itt orange text.
Doing it wrong.
6449
« on: December 18, 2014, 06:44:20 PM »
Look at his postings - he's innocently begun creeping over from Serious more and more, posting topics that are meant to soften the soil for when he invades and merges this forum with his.
We must stop these aggressive actions before we are all mindlessly debating.
6450
« on: December 18, 2014, 06:39:57 PM »
What the heck is an UN game? Just bring back Anarchy for like a day ._.
Basically like civ but using text; me, Tblocks and Secondclass had an epic one that spanned the first offsite's lifespan and leaked into this one, we went from zilch to an intergalactic showdown in 119 pages, reminded me of ME
Yeah. Most of them usually end in Nuclear Holocaust.
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