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I can't believe he jumped off a speeder to kill himself!

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The Flood / Jar Jar was a flood member, but he chose to kill himself.
« on: December 13, 2019, 08:59:29 AM »

Over da lasten year i’ve been una to pay closen attenteon to disa sub forum as it was  favorite.  Dat was until da forum staff decided to block out da non destiny players.  Most of themsa followed da rules most of themsa were bombad people most of themsa would give most of yousa a run per yous mula.  So yousa can imaginen  disappointment when me founden out most of themsa were basically shut out from been able to communicaten wit others on a “gamen website”
almost as if da staff were tryen to censor da players who didn’t playen da game.  Me mean looken at it disa way if da forum users all played da game den dat must mean its popular right?

Haha haha haha nosa.  It’s hot garbareeno.  Carryen on me began to noticen forum censorship when daysa wiped out da gamen sub forum.  Do yousa wanna know why? because other games were droppen and destiny was tup shits creek without a paddlen. 
 so how do yousa getsa people to stopen leaden more players away from yous game? yousa delete da most good placen per discussen alternative games.  It became more clear dat disa site had lost its sparken. 
 
As da community managers and forum moderators discussed removen offtopic which let’s besa honest daysa wanted to do and they’re still plannen to do in timen it provoked a questionen.  What  daysa so fraid of? me mean clearly daysa hear da words yous game  bad daily so why would it matteren if we’re sayen it right? instead of doen what’s right and fixen things they’re to busy taken it out on da people who give da game a bad reputateon.  So hair

Let’s maken it clearen bungie community managers and forum moderateon team you’re games  fine but yous management  shit and if yousa wanten to censor mesa per dat gos ahead.  Wesa all know it’s da muppo truth.  Me mean seriously if me was wrong clearly yous company would besa raken in so mui mula right now yet per some odd reason it hasn’t been doen so hot.  That’s what happens when yousa let management besa filled wit people who don’t caren about yousa or da games yousa maken only da mula yousa put on their desk every mornen.
 
Think about dat next timen yousa gos to removen sometten from disa website or when yousa gos to dump a fan base yousa spent so longo builden tup only to gos worken on sometten dat clearly none of yousa caren about. 
 
Anyways that’s it from mesa.  I’ve had  fair sharen of arguments hair and i’m generally worried dat if me gos on another streak of themsa i’ll enden tup in da hospital fighten off heart attacks from tup blood pressure.  Mui of da users hair shu to wasten yous timen only a few of themsa will actually besa of value to yousa. 
 
Because nearly everyone hair seems to besa anti fun i’ve decided me had enough of disa crap and me am steppen neb.  Me passen  spoten over to  old palos totallynotsteve.  Yousa  to treaten him wit respect if yousa catch him around offtopic it’s not often dat hesa shows tup.  He’ll respect yousa as longo as yousa don’t treaten him liken dirt. 
 
Aftah disa been posted i’ll besa loggen out per una lasten timen and goen backen to an account dat i’ve kept privaten.  It has not made progress in game to usen da forums therefore it’s only functeon  to privaten message da few palos me have hair.  Once me log out me won’t besa comen backen and that’s da truth whether some of doubten it. 
 
I’d sayen good luck but most of yousa treated mesa liken shit anyways so fork yousa and goodbye me guessen.  Me would’ve used a more brutal word however censorship  gh3y.

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Serious / Re: Thought I'd share this
« on: December 12, 2019, 09:40:43 PM »
Incoherent

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The Flood / Re: Are you on drugs?
« on: December 12, 2019, 08:52:06 AM »
tfw no coke addict gf
I can be your addict gf. He he he he.  :P
dude gay lmao
you gay. you like pokemon like every gay furry would.

Spoiler

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Gaming / Re: Pokémon Sword & Shield - GOTTA CATCH... some of 'em
« on: December 11, 2019, 05:44:41 PM »
People who like Pokemon, like MLP.

Prove me false.
i hate MLP
Thats easy to prove, but not disprove.

We all know your search history...  ::)

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The Flood / Re: As an escaped child politician in Africa...
« on: December 11, 2019, 12:39:10 PM »
YouTube


Spoiler
FORGIVE ME!

 I just can't stop what I was always forced to do by my commanding officer!   :'(

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Septagon / Re: ♫ Just the two of us ♫
« on: December 11, 2019, 12:34:37 PM »
Just the two of us! Shhhhhhh!


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Gaming / Re: Pokémon Sword & Shield - GOTTA CATCH... some of 'em
« on: December 11, 2019, 12:33:01 PM »
People who like Pokemon, like MLP.

Prove me false.

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The Flood / Re: How the fuck do you get a girlfriend?
« on: December 11, 2019, 12:27:51 PM »
Drugs
kys
Nah, being in love is like being on drugs, dude. Why you threat?

YouTube


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The Flood / Re: Need some srs advice, MUSCLE WORSHIP
« on: December 10, 2019, 09:16:14 AM »
I heard eating someone's muscle is a beautiful sex act. Sometimes you need to grab them by the muscle. Sometimes you need to please the meat of your girl boy.

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The Flood / Re: Drake booed off stage at Camp Flawg Gnaw
« on: December 10, 2019, 09:14:58 AM »
Drake is a bored psychopath, and believes machines called "terminators" exist. What a loon! LOL!

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The Flood / Re: I'm giving up
« on: December 10, 2019, 09:10:38 AM »
Your doctors gave up on you, so no more life support for you.

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Gaming / Re: video game thread 2019
« on: December 10, 2019, 08:51:33 AM »
Quitted playing a trash game, right now. Just realized that Density 2 is a trash casino.

Playing Titanfall 2 to get the bad taste out of my mouth. I was going to play SCII, but Blizzard fucked up, and they don't deserve people playing their games anymore.

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Because they don't want to give their addicts real numbers, just false hopes.

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The Flood / Re: What can you cook?
« on: December 10, 2019, 08:46:11 AM »
People. Lots of people.

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The Flood / Re: How the fuck do you get a girlfriend?
« on: December 10, 2019, 08:44:03 AM »
Drugs

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Gaming / Re: What's your top five played games on Steam?
« on: December 09, 2019, 12:32:15 PM »
Hentai games

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Gaming / Minecraft Anarchy servers
« on: December 09, 2019, 09:50:59 AM »


What are your thoughts/experiences of them?

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Gaming / Re: FalloutFirst
« on: December 08, 2019, 08:37:19 PM »
I hope people accidentally end up there when searching for info.

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The Flood / Re: Current Objective:
« on: December 08, 2019, 07:58:17 PM »
Survive from being raped by history's earliest documented, sexual predator!


oh
Evolution is fascinating yet horrifying thing.

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The Flood / Re: Current Objective:
« on: December 08, 2019, 07:48:45 PM »
Survive from being raped by history's earliest documented, sexual predator!


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but is your pussy the boy kind?
YES my pussy is the boy kind! How did you know?

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Gaming / Re: Game collecting
« on: December 08, 2019, 03:04:54 PM »
Collecting anything of rarity/value is good because you might be in debt.

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The Flood / I wrote this story while I got my pussy banned from Bungie.net.
« on: December 08, 2019, 02:51:48 PM »
Enjoy:

DeeJ walks to the gate of Bungie offices, where the Right were trying to pick it open.

He says: "Look, we Bungie are not going do anything you think would make things better."

The gate rustles as someone had moulded a key that would open the gate.

DeeJ concludes repellently: "Celebrating our women and non-binary developers."

"Here is how a day like this works on our servers. Right about now, if someone leaves the world of the game, we don't replace them. That's called "drainage." Then, closer to 9AM Pacific, if you're still playing, we have to kick you to login. Sorry!"

"Lock and load..."

"We have a new place where you can download assets you can use to tell your own stories about Destiny."

The gate is open. Security rushes in with batons and pepper spray as they try to stop the Right from getting in.

The Right fearlessly charge at DeeJ at incredible speed as they pounce to stop him from concluding.

Security is no match for the Right as they brought guns and started shooting from the back.

The police are not called as the Right sliced most of the phone lines.

DeeJ says: "Why me?"

The Right grab and bite into his body.

Then DeeJ says: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!"

The security tries to stop the Right with their batons and pepper spray but there were so many Rights who relentlessly targeted and piled onto DeeJ that it harmed DeeJ more than it harmed the Right.

The security then tries to grab, beat, and pepper spray the Right off of DeeJ, but it was no use.

DeeJ screamed as the pepper spray went into his eyes.

However, he soon screamed louder with a piercing shriek as the Right tear off his skin and flesh.

The Right then bit into his skinless flesh as they began tearing his limbs off.

DeeJ finally says: "We will remove enhancement cores from infusaon!"

The Right knew this was a lie nor a promise when more security rush in.

The Right drag DeeJ into their car as the Right in the back shoot the security from passing the gate.

DeeJ last words were: "This Bungie Stream pre-show was brought to you by Room Temperature Water and the Number Seven."

The Right drive off with bloody and limbless DeeJ in their car.

This was the last we saw of him.


All we know is that he is being used by the Right to better negotiate with his studio, Bungie.

The Right always torture DeeJ on a daily basis for any information and secrets and use him to liberate locked posts on Bungie's own site.

Rumour suggests that they never let him sleep as it keeps him weak and "willing to be social."

Also, Sean Murray and The Ego was there too when the Right hunted them down for their sins.

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The Flood / Re: Meme thread
« on: December 08, 2019, 02:18:55 PM »

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Gaming / Re: Titan Fall 2 is FREE if you have PS PLUS!
« on: December 06, 2019, 09:13:19 PM »
10/10

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Serious / Re: WE ARE FUCKING HUMAN BATTERIES!
« on: December 06, 2019, 09:24:19 AM »
5char

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The Flood / Re: If a girl can't read a word correctly, she is stupid.
« on: December 06, 2019, 08:52:32 AM »
Quote
I can call you Betty
And Betty when you call me
You can call me Al
Please! Please! They forced me to shake hands with people in the neighbourhood, and give the thumbs up to whoever I saw!

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