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« on: July 15, 2016, 08:15:22 PM »
12:41 here
where do you live that you're close to my time zone, only aussies are close to my time zone
Florida. It's 12 pm here not am.
Tfw I just want to sleep right now with someone to snuggle with
<3
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« on: July 15, 2016, 08:05:40 PM »
I live next to Jacksonville, so not very safe.
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« on: July 15, 2016, 08:02:24 PM »
o
k
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« on: July 15, 2016, 07:59:20 PM »
Me and my right hand Edit: Re: Find the best relationship partner for other user. fml
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« on: July 09, 2016, 09:16:18 AM »
Maybe?
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« on: July 09, 2016, 09:14:35 AM »
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« on: July 09, 2016, 09:08:48 AM »
kissing is over rated. Just give me a fucking dick.
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« on: July 09, 2016, 09:05:39 AM »
Spoiler ðððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððð
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« on: July 09, 2016, 09:01:03 AM »
Phimosis
A condition in which tight foreskin can't be pulled back over the head of the penis. Oh
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« on: July 09, 2016, 08:56:05 AM »
It helps if I had the game.
Why don't you just pirate it then?
Oh how did I not think of that?
I can TOTALLY join an online match of SSB with a pirated copy! No problems!
Spoiler No i'm not going to fucking pirate games.
Yes, you can, as long as you install is as a CIA through FBI and have gotten the updates from the eShop. I currently have Smash4 and all of the DLC and it works just fine online.
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« on: July 09, 2016, 08:48:47 AM »
It helps if I had the game.
Why don't you just pirate it then?
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« on: March 12, 2016, 07:57:20 PM »
idk if I'm just retarded but the img url I put in isn't working,Its the correct size and all
Oh, and be Legendary.
Oh
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« on: March 12, 2016, 07:55:14 PM »
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« on: March 12, 2016, 07:50:03 PM »
destiny's art direction
Destiny 2 will probs be gud
not a snowballs chance in hell
Here's hoping though
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« on: March 12, 2016, 07:48:00 PM »
no it's saturday night
or is that worse
I feel like it might be worse
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« on: March 12, 2016, 07:44:27 PM »
Of course you should, what could go wrong?
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« on: March 12, 2016, 07:43:33 PM »
Cory In The House
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« on: March 12, 2016, 07:41:50 PM »
[obligatoryrankuppost][/obligatoryrankuppost]
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« on: March 12, 2016, 07:39:27 PM »
Instead of buying a new god, go out and buy a new game! It worked miracles for me!
The game is free to play ya dingus
I know, I'm just suggesting buying a different game instead of continuing to play Smite.
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« on: March 12, 2016, 07:38:27 PM »
Red, Silver, Ruby, Diamond, Black, Black 2, Y, and now Moon.
And due to me actually being a faggot, feel free to call me a moonfag.
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« on: March 12, 2016, 07:35:01 PM »
Instead of buying a new god, go out and buy a new game! It worked miracles for me!
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« on: March 12, 2016, 07:34:10 PM »
Looks like it could be a good game.
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« on: March 12, 2016, 07:28:05 PM »
Don't we just have an amazing batch of politicians? /s
Trump isn't a politician though.
Technically he is, since he is running for President.
Technically, but not really
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« on: March 12, 2016, 07:09:44 PM »
I'm actually thinking about going to Scotland
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« on: March 12, 2016, 07:03:14 PM »
Spoiler hi every1 im new here ã my garage with my new âšLAMBORGHINIâŒâŒâŒ! holds upâ¬ïž sporkðŽ Wãt the ðfuckð did you jã²t ððfuckãg say about me, you littáðð gá
d shit you littá gá
d shit you littá ðð gá
d shit? shut you the FUCK UP F*GGOTâ â¡eporÊŠ around and shá
ÊŠ beaã³ at youð«ðŸ Iâá ãve you know I ðgããtedð ð of my class ã the ð³Navy Seaʪð³âïžâïž, and Iâve been iãµolved ã nãeroã²ð¢ ðsecretð ð¥RAIDSð¥ on ð£Al-Qãeã²ð³, and I ãve ãµer 3â£ð¯ ãnï¬rmed ððbá
kshelvesð. tãÊŠ âïž some imãessâ
³eððshit rightððth ð ereððð rightâïžthere (chorã²: ʳᶊáµÊ°áµ áµÊ°áµÊ³áµ) isn't it? ãs anyone reaáy been farð even as decided â ã²e even go want to do lá
k more likeâïžup ðhereð ã ð¬the ð HOLLYWOODðð¥HILLSâ°? I ã traãedðª ã goriáað warfare and Iâm the ðð«sniperð ã the entire ð¬HOLLYWOODðHILLSðºðž armedðªforÅs. my ãme is ãtyð§ but u can ãl me ð§ðð§t3h PeNgU1N oF T41 LoP3Zð§ðð§âŒïžâŒïžâŒïž1â£âŒïžâŒïž lolâŠas u can see im very ð²randoãterialiï¬icðµððâ¡âïžâïž You are ð«NOTHINGð« to me but jã²t another fᵫlâœïžunit targetð¯ðyou. I wiá wipe you the fuck outâïž with KNOWáDGEð the ðlikesð of which ãs never been ðseen b4⣠on this ðEarthð, ãrk my ðððfuckãgð wðrds. You thãk you can get away with sayãg tãt gá
dâïžshitð©ð 2⣠me ãµer the Internet? Thãkð agaã, fuckerðð. You! kicks you from behãdðð¥ Are! â¡eporÊŠâšðœ ã front of you and uppercuÊŠ you ãto the air Jã²t! ï¬ies ãto the air with ï¬ããg spiral uppercut A STUPID TROLL!ð¹ð¿ As we speakð I ã ãntactãg my ðSECRETð network of 5â£MENTORS across the USAðºðž and your IP is beãg traÅdð¬ right now so you better ãeã©re 4 the âïžï¬ormâ¡ïž, ãggotð. The âïžï¬ormâ¡ïž tãt wipesð out the ã©thetic littá thãg you ãl your lifeðð¥ð¥. Youâre fuckãg deadð, kid. tãÊŠ why i cãe here, 2kiá random ppl on the ãternetzð»ð _⊠im 1â£3⣠yeaâš old (im ãture 4 my age thoâŒ) I can be anywhereð, anytimeâ³âïž, and I can kiá you ã ãµer sevenð¯ways, and tãtâs jã²t with my ð»ãŽeð» ãndsð. i like 2 watch iãµaderðŸzimðœ w/ my laãorghãið (im bi if u dont like it deal w/itðð©ââ€ïžâð©ð©ââ€ïžâð©ð©ââ€ïžâð©) iÊŠ our favorite tv showâŒ! bcuz iÊŠ SOOOO         âŒâŒ shes randomð²2⣠of ãuâše but i want âð» meet more random pplð¬ðð«ð«ðð¬ =) like they say the more the merrierðâŒâŒ hiÊŠ you with ï¬ãeð¥ð uppercut and grabs your headð and throws you down to the ground NOW DIE FAGð»âŒ! DOOOOOMMMMâŒâŒâŒâŒâŒâŒâŒâŒ <â me beã random agaã _^ heheâŠtá
dásâŒâŒ! Garï¬eldðœ áaã± towards Jon.ð Not only ã I exteã±â
³ely traãed ã uãrmedâïžðª ããat, but I ãve ð³aãessðð to the entire aâšeãlâïžð«ð¬ð£ðšðªâïžð of the United States ðºðžMarãeâïž Corã°ð¬ð³ððð and I wiá ã²e it to iÊŠ fuáð extent to wipe your miserabá asðs oï¬ the faÅ of the ãntãentðâïž, you littá gá
d shitðð. Jon slowly ï¬icks his ãnd ãto the ðã©ï¬að dish. As he lifÊŠ his warm ãnd out of the lasagað, he holds a large clãp of ã©ï¬að, sã³Åð and cheeseð. He slowly brãgs the lasagaðð towards Garï¬eld'sð»ð
mouth who ate aá the lasagað. If only you ãuld ãve knownðâïž wãt unholyð retributÑn your littá âcáverðâ ããenðt was about to brãg down upon you, ãybe you would ãve held your fuckãg ððŠtongᵫð
. But you ãuldnât, you didnât, and now youâre âïžã©yãg the ãiÅð²ð²ð², you godã²mnð€ idÑt. crashes ãto you with meteorð«ð¥ slã attack and kilʪ youðª heh⊠another 4â£cãnnerð falʪ to me. I wiá shitð©bá
kshelvesð aá ãµer yoð¯u and you wiá drownðð±ð ã it. Youâre fuckãg deadð, kiddð¢o. "i ate those fá
dð£ð€ðððð«ð±ð" Garï¬eld replies. Jon then iã±erÊŠ the lasaga ãto Garï¬eld's mouthð and ãá
eeds to eat the reï¬ of the ï¬ray lasagað ã his ãnd.ð "this lasagað is great, Jon." Garï¬eldðŒ says. Time for somethãg a littá diï¬erent âïžâïžif i doâÆœaÒ¯ soâmy selïœ ð¯ i say so ð¯ tãÊŠ wãt im talkãg about riâïžght there Jon grabs another glob of lasagað. He reaches behãd Garï¬eld and slowly iã±erÊŠ the fᵫl unitðð ãto his anã²ð. "do you like tãt you big fat cat?ðŒ" Jon qᵫï¬Ñã±. Garï¬eld puðŒrâš with jѹ. "tãnk you Jon for this wonderful time" ððððGarï¬eld says. At the entranÅ of the dá
r to the kitchen, ð¶a silhoᵫtte of a ðdog appeaâš. A quiet muãá is heard but ãã³dibá for the ãn and felãe to hear. "bOrf"ð
the dog muãád.ð mMMMMá·Ðð¯ ðð ðÐO0ÐଠOOOÐଠଠOá
oáµáµáµáµáµáµáµáµáµð ðð ð ð¯ ð ð ð ð ððlãµeâ€ïž and waï¬ás and CUMMIESðŠ you littá gá
ð¯d shitð,ð§t3h PeNgU1N oF d00mð§ Psssh, ââânottãg peâšonnel, kidðð¬ â¡eporÊŠ away
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« on: March 12, 2016, 03:50:51 PM »
Mustard, unless you count miracle whip as a mayo.
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« on: March 12, 2016, 03:35:58 PM »
What the actual fuck did I just watch
Jokes on you though, I actually look like that.
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« on: March 12, 2016, 03:34:40 PM »
What the actual fuck did I just watch
A YouTube video entitled "Elmo warns Dora not to go to the Barber."
Thanks, I was worried I read it wrong.
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« on: March 12, 2016, 02:16:40 PM »
You people make me want to throw up
I sexually identify as throw up and find this extremely insulting, please take this down.
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« on: March 12, 2016, 02:08:35 PM »
I lost my father sometime in the early morning of March 1 this year. We believe it was from a heart attack.
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