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The Flood / Re: >mfw Fruit is married to Tru
« on: January 07, 2016, 11:45:59 PM »
And she's also got a little thing on the side with Zonda.

Beneth that thin veneer of innocent sweetness, Fruit is really quite the hussy.
So she wasn't even pure to begin with?

FUKKEN DROPPED
;____;

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The Flood / Re: >mfw Fruit is married to Tru
« on: January 07, 2016, 11:32:21 PM »
But I'm Fruit's concubine right
A wife who has a concubine...

Is there even a word for that?

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The Flood / Re: >mfw Fruit is married to Tru
« on: January 07, 2016, 11:25:17 PM »
Sep7agon needs to open up its own dating service

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The Flood / Re: Remind me why we let any of you post here?
« on: January 07, 2016, 10:51:20 PM »
you may love fruit

but you will never love fruit enough to make an excerpt for fruit type of love in the weeb chat
oh

oh dear

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Makes me feel proud that my tiny little country actually did something cool

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The Flood / Re: Remind me why we let any of you post here?
« on: January 07, 2016, 09:30:59 PM »
dammit Luci, I wanted to start a chain you bitch
I don't get it

do I have to be more sassy?
that's what we're paying you for

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The Flood / Re: Remind me why we let any of you post here?
« on: January 07, 2016, 09:21:15 PM »
Well I mean, spending like £1000+ at xmas sorta ruined me for a few months


also hoi, this is my meme
I'm sure your friends and family were very happy with what you got them :>

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The Flood / Re: Remind me why we let any of you post here?
« on: January 07, 2016, 09:14:14 PM »
Luci is the sassy maid who doubles as Fruit's best friend
Don't say that

Tru will want to own me like some pet

Spoiler
He has a thing for maids...
Eh

Not you
Good

because in reality, I'd own you


Good good, you're already becoming the role.
Extra pay for the sass?
You control the finances, dear.
I'm hopeless at finance

Tru should totally get a job in it though, he's just that good

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The Flood / Re: Do you wish to be King of the Flood?
« on: January 07, 2016, 09:13:07 PM »
But this isn't 2009

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The Flood / Re: Remind me why we let any of you post here?
« on: January 07, 2016, 09:00:37 PM »
FRUIT I CAN MAKE YOUR SHRUBS LOOK LIKE ANIMALS
YOU'RE HIRED

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The Flood / Re: Remind me why we let any of you post here?
« on: January 07, 2016, 08:59:07 PM »
huh


That just seems insulting towards yourself though
That which binds us cannot be loosed. No title for me, I beg of you.
Is this an anime?


Are we the rich family that you protect now?
Yes.

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The Flood / Re: Remind me why we let any of you post here?
« on: January 07, 2016, 08:43:11 PM »

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Gaming / Re: The Witcher 3 aerial pictures
« on: January 07, 2016, 08:41:31 PM »
Skellige from the sky almost looks like an actual island

That's amazing

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The Flood / Re: Remind me why we let any of you post here?
« on: January 07, 2016, 08:34:51 PM »
I PLATONICALLY LOVE FRUIT

...Wait

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The Flood / Re: Remind me why we let any of you post here?
« on: January 07, 2016, 08:26:52 PM »
tfw you'll never be able to cuddle with fruit on the settee watching the knack movie
tfw no knack movie

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The Flood / Re: Remind me why we let any of you post here?
« on: January 07, 2016, 08:24:06 PM »
access into fruits thighs denied
thank you tru

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The Flood / Re: $700 Million Powerball jackpot
« on: January 07, 2016, 07:33:37 PM »
I just went in with some guys

If I win I'll send each of you a personalized picture detailing exactly how I'm wasting my lottery money.
You could fly out to NZ and take a picture of Fruit's thigh gap.
Me? Take pictures? It's like you want blurry candids from a cell phone at a coffee shop while trying to not be detected.

I gotta go to London first, save a certain photography nut from the Muslim incursion, then I'll have them take better pictures for me.
do i get a say in this

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The Flood / Re: $700 Million Powerball jackpot
« on: January 07, 2016, 07:22:44 PM »
I just went in with some guys

If I win I'll send each of you a personalized picture detailing exactly how I'm wasting my lottery money.
You could fly out to NZ and take a picture of Fruit's thigh gap.
Guess that one way trip to Melbourne will be happening sooner than I thought
Why would you say that? Now Das knows you'll be in Melbourne.
Exactly

He'll expect me to be in Melbourne

But I WON'T BE

...Das ignore this post

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The Flood / Re: $700 Million Powerball jackpot
« on: January 07, 2016, 07:21:06 PM »
I just went in with some guys

If I win I'll send each of you a personalized picture detailing exactly how I'm wasting my lottery money.
You could fly out to NZ and take a picture of Fruit's thigh gap.
Guess that one way trip to Melbourne will be happening sooner than I thought

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The Flood / Re: Users who are staples of the community
« on: January 07, 2016, 06:26:21 PM »
I just need to spam more posts and then I'll be super cool and popular
Ah good you can help me.
Quick! Have a conversation with me.
No Fruit, converse with me!


Or just post your thigh gap

sorry

not sorry

okay I'm sorry

desperate
Well how else am I supposed to go fulfill my quotas now?
Digger hasn't been around
Zen is fat
Kupo's a tease
Sol's a wanted man
Class is retarded
Cindy is a sjw
You're a filthy lesbian
and it would be weird as fuck to go creep on cystic again
What does that make me then ;___;

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The Flood / Re: Users who are staples of the community
« on: January 07, 2016, 05:43:46 PM »
I just need to spam more posts and then I'll be super cool and popular

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The Flood / Re: Thinking of getting a cat
« on: January 07, 2016, 05:24:21 PM »
Tru is my HUSBAND

I'm taken

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Gaming / Re: Make this the Gaming banner
« on: January 07, 2016, 04:03:52 PM »
How about something that's fond to all of us here at Gaming


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The Flood / Re: Thinking of getting a cat
« on: January 07, 2016, 04:02:12 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Thinking of getting a cat
« on: January 07, 2016, 03:33:29 PM »
Get a tortoiseshell cat

Spoiler
That's so CUTE

You gotta get one

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