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The Flood / Re: Please stop
« on: September 08, 2014, 02:21:45 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Post Green Text Stories
« on: September 08, 2014, 02:19:40 PM »
Spoiler
Found this gem on Yahoo Answers :)
Not a greentext story, but its amazing.

Do you think i need anger management (Funny story )? 


 When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know.I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it.

 A man answered, saying "Hello."I politely said, "This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?"Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear "Get the right f***ing number!" and the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude .

 When I tracked down Robyn's correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits.After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again.When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled "You're an a**hole!" and hung up.

 I wrote his number down with the word 'a**hole' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer.

 Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an a**hole!" It always cheered me up.

 When Caller ID was introduced, I thought my therapeutic 'a**hole' calling would have to stop. So, I called his number and said, "Hi,this is John Smith from the telephone company. I'm calling to see if you're familiar with our Caller ID Program?"He yelled "NO!" and slammed down the phone. I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an a**hole!" and hung up.

 One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking Spot. Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I'd been waiting for that spot, but the idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his back window, so I wrote down his number. A couple of days later, right after calling the first a**hole (I had is number on speed dial,) I thought that I'd better call the BMW a**hole, too.

 I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"He said, "Yes, it is." I asked, "Can you tell me where I can see it?" He said, "Yes, I live at 34 Oaktree Blvd, in Fairfax. It's a yellow ranch, and the car's parked right out in front."

 I asked, "What's your name?" He said, "My name is Don Hansen," I asked, "When's a good time to catch you, Don?" He said, "I'm home every evening after five."

 I said, "Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"

 He said, "Yes?"

 I said, "Don, you're an a**hole!"

 Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too.

 Now, when I had a problem, I had two a**holes to call.

 Then I came up with an idea. I called a**hole #1. He said, "Hello." I said, "You're an a**hole!" (But I didn't hang up.) He asked, "Are you still there?" I said, "Yeah," He screamed, "Stop calling me," I said, "Make me," He asked, "Who are you?"
 I said, "My name is Don Hansen." He said, "Yeah? Where do you live?" I said, "Asshole, I live at 34 Oaktree Blvd

 in Fairfax, a yellow ranch, I have a black Beamer parked in front." He said, "I'm coming over right now, Don. And you had better start saying your prayers." I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole," and hung up.

 Then I called Asshole #2. He said, "Hello?" I said, "Hello, asshole," He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are..." I said, "You'll what?" He exclaimed, "I'll kick your ***," I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right now."

 Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at 34 Oaktree Blvd, in Fairfax, and that I was on my way over there to kill my gay lover.

 Then I called Channel 9 News about the gang war going down in Oaktree Blvd. in Fairfax. I quickly got into my car and headed over to Fairfax. I got there just in time to watch two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of six cop cars, an overhead news helicopter and surrounded by a news crew.
 now I feel MUCH better

 Anger management REALLY DOES WORK!
This isn't green text

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The Flood / Re: stop there, don't come any closer
« on: September 08, 2014, 02:17:01 PM »
How much weed have you smoked in the last hour

11434
The Flood / Re: bust a nut in her mouth so now she can babysit
« on: September 08, 2014, 01:58:46 PM »
wut

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The Flood / Re: If you were actually another user's alt....
« on: September 08, 2014, 07:11:33 AM »
Don't know, I've never been called an alt.

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The Flood / Re: where we are in the universe
« on: September 07, 2014, 10:32:51 PM »
Why didn't we name out universe?
We'll probably give it a name like The Universe. Just like Earth, The Moon, The Sun, The Solar System, etc

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The Flood / Re: where we are in the universe
« on: September 07, 2014, 10:05:45 PM »
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It's not really dismissed or confirmed.

There are basically two leading theories about the end of the universe.

The Big Crunch or The Big Freeze



which do you prefer?
The Big Crunch, because with that outcome the universe will start all over again. But with the Big Freeze the universe will just die.

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The Flood / Re: where we are in the universe
« on: September 07, 2014, 10:01:35 PM »
So you're telling me, like, galaxies, are going to crash into each other?
Whoaaa man, this is some intese mindfucking.
The Milky Way galaxy will collide with the Andromeda galaxy in about 4 billion years.
Did you know that during that collision the probability of one individual star colliding into another individual star is 0.
I know but still, our galaxies are going to intersect each other.

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The Flood / Re: where we are in the universe
« on: September 07, 2014, 10:00:03 PM »
So you're telling me, like, galaxies, are going to crash into each other?
Whoaaa man, this is some intese mindfucking.
The Milky Way galaxy will collide with the Andromeda galaxy in about 4 billion years.

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The Flood / Re: DUSTIN
« on: September 07, 2014, 07:24:54 PM »
What glitch?

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The Flood / Re: How the hell does the like glitch work?
« on: September 07, 2014, 07:15:42 PM »
What glitch?

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Serious / Re: Who was the best and worst President in US history?
« on: September 07, 2014, 06:54:21 PM »
FDR was pretty good.

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The Flood / Re: There is a Lonepaul reference in the latest Destiny codes
« on: September 07, 2014, 05:38:58 PM »
No

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The Flood / Re: Peasant
« on: September 07, 2014, 05:09:01 PM »
I miss him :c
You mean RC/Nigalf/SilentBob?

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The Flood / Re: The most weirdest thing you said to a girl.
« on: September 07, 2014, 01:56:56 PM »
I've probably said some weird shit to some of my lady friends before

11446
The Flood / Re: Best drinks
« on: September 07, 2014, 01:42:05 PM »

Chocolate milk is the best drink ever.

I bet you like that milk don't you?


I like where it comes from

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The Flood / Re: Best drinks
« on: September 07, 2014, 01:33:58 PM »
Chocolate milk is the best drink ever.

11448
The Flood / Re: It's Late.
« on: September 07, 2014, 04:56:56 AM »
I'm thirsty

I need water

11449
The Flood / Re: Have You Ever Woken Up In A Weird Place
« on: September 07, 2014, 03:28:22 AM »

I once woke up on a boat. And naked in a garden

/alcohol related incidents
Need moar info on these stories
Maybe some other timeee :o
I will take note of this so I don't forget to ask in the future.

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Septagon / Re: How Can I look At Refferals
« on: September 07, 2014, 01:53:35 AM »
Gojira is the one who you referred. As of yet there's not a display for referrals; I'd have to check the database for you.

In the future, maybe.
Wait are referrals good or bad?
Neutral for now, but they could be used for something positive in the future. Right now they're just sitting there collecting data on who you bring into the forum.
Oh I thought they were a warning system that a ninja issues, like referrals you get in school.

Nevermind thanks for the clarification.

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Septagon / Re: How Can I look At Refferals
« on: September 07, 2014, 01:49:44 AM »
Gojira is the one who you referred. As of yet there's not a display for referrals; I'd have to check the database for you.

In the future, maybe.
Wait are referrals good or bad?

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Septagon / How Can I look At Refferals
« on: September 07, 2014, 01:41:19 AM »
Apparently I got one and I have no idea how I got it.

11453
The Flood / Re: Man, this weed.
« on: September 07, 2014, 01:36:58 AM »
I already have some :)
You just don't know quality pots when you see them
I would take one pro bono
That is an insult to my high quality pots.

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News / Re: Updates to Rating System
« on: September 07, 2014, 01:36:03 AM »
Muh Heroic

11455
The Flood / Re: Man, this weed.
« on: September 07, 2014, 01:29:37 AM »
I already have some :)
You just don't know quality pots when you see them

11456
The Flood / Re: Man, this weed.
« on: September 07, 2014, 01:26:29 AM »


Would you like to buy some of my pot OP

11457
The Flood / Re: I want to rewatch TLA, but I have a question.
« on: September 07, 2014, 12:41:27 AM »
I'd say it's ultimately up to you, but there were definitely some good episodes in Book 1 like 'The Storm' and 'The Blue Spirit' which were my favourites from Book 1.
Hmm, that is true. I wish Azula was in Book 1, I'd definitely watch it.
Technically she's in The Storm and Siege of the North pt 2

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The Flood / Re: I want to rewatch TLA, but I have a question.
« on: September 06, 2014, 11:31:20 PM »
Tangentially related question: Can I watch S3 of LoK without finishing the second half of S2? I keep hearing good stuff about it but I wasn't really liking S2 sooo...
You can watch season  3 but you won't understand some of the plot points or how/why some things are happening.

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The Flood / Re: The last food/drink you ate is the only thing you can eat.
« on: September 06, 2014, 09:09:48 PM »
I just finished 6 pieces of pizza and 4 sodas.

I feel like I'm about to die.

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The Flood / Face Folding Thread
« on: September 06, 2014, 09:03:22 PM »


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