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10291
« on: October 01, 2014, 11:18:19 PM »
Cops are pigs.
Not all cops are pigs.
Not all pigs are cops.
Unless it's animal farm.
10292
« on: October 01, 2014, 11:17:14 PM »
America pls
10293
« on: October 01, 2014, 11:12:59 PM »
That's a big dildo Korra
Don't make me slap you with my dildo, bich.
10294
« on: October 01, 2014, 11:10:39 PM »
That's a big dildo Korra
10295
« on: October 01, 2014, 10:48:24 PM »
It annoys me when people say Y'all, it just sounds so awful.
10296
« on: October 01, 2014, 10:25:38 PM »
That kid is going places.
10297
« on: October 01, 2014, 09:53:55 PM »
>In Chemistry (lab)
>Doing shit with barium
>Finish work, begin to clean up
>Clean up beakers, scrub down desk
>Absentmindedly pour barium down the drain
>Five minutes later teachers yells at student using the sink
>"Why is there barium at the bottom of the sink?"
>"I..I.. didn't do that??"
>Think to myself, 'Oh shit that was me wasn't it?'
>Professors continues to bitch to entire class about how we just poisoned the entire city
>She's never had a class so idiotic to not follow basic instructions like that
>Sink lower into seat
>Points to the four at the group's sink
>"Well I know it was one of you four who did it"
>Walks away and dismisses class abruptly
>I wonder if that group remembers that it was me who used their group's sink, lol
Way to go.
10298
« on: October 01, 2014, 09:49:09 PM »
New Zealand gives all of its assets to Australia.
10299
« on: October 01, 2014, 09:46:20 PM »
Greece
So is English your second language or what?
10300
« on: October 01, 2014, 09:21:07 PM »
>Be in Highschool
>Beta as frack
>Lunch Period
>Sitting alone because no one likes me
>Crush comes over and sits in front of me
>Boner
>Crush notices and smiles
>Crush's friend's all come over to talk to her
>I get more nervous with so many girls around
>I stand up to move, accidentally poke Crush's friend in ear with Pen0r
>Spaghetti starts falling out of pockets
>Don't know what to do, pull pants down to assert dominance
>Make Crush and her friends cum simultaneously
>All the males cry at the sight of this mighty member
>River of spaghetti now fills the cafeteria
>Principal comes busting through the door
>Everybody walk the dinosaur
Damn you hardcore.
10301
« on: October 01, 2014, 09:18:51 PM »
Move to a city.
Are towns and cities not the same thing? If not, I am in a city, and this city sucks.
Uh, do you live in an apartment or house?
Apartment.
Is it possibly to take more of your classes so you have less free time to fuck around? Or can you just take them for just those two days? I recommend keep looking for a job and get out of your apartment more.
10302
« on: October 01, 2014, 09:13:17 PM »
Move to a city.
Are towns and cities not the same thing? If not, I am in a city, and this city sucks.
Uh, do you live in an apartment or house?
10303
« on: October 01, 2014, 09:08:05 PM »
Move to a city.
10304
« on: October 01, 2014, 08:54:35 PM »
I like killing the crew and marines in Halo.
10305
« on: October 01, 2014, 08:36:06 PM »
You smooth skins love hating on the iPhone, don't yaa?
How is this hating on the iPhone? I have plenty of Apple products.
10306
« on: October 01, 2014, 08:34:50 PM »
inb4animegifs
10307
« on: October 01, 2014, 08:29:43 PM »
Slap some sense into her.
10308
« on: October 01, 2014, 07:42:12 PM »
I drink girly drinks
Fite me
10309
« on: October 01, 2014, 07:15:08 PM »
Might as well amputate your foot at this point.
10310
« on: October 01, 2014, 07:13:18 PM »
The girl with big boobs fell on me in PE.
I bet you tripped her.
10311
« on: October 01, 2014, 07:07:12 PM »
End it, she has a thing for another man, you're obviously hurt about it. It's not worth repairing. Get a divorce.
I would try and repair it, for the kids.
10312
« on: October 01, 2014, 07:04:02 PM »
University on the other hand... but that's for another thread,
Please?
10313
« on: October 01, 2014, 06:30:18 PM »
some dumb bitch ran down the halls when we were supposed to be in lock down screaming "they'll never find my stash!". bitch was caught and taken away for drug charges.
Lol
10314
« on: October 01, 2014, 06:28:36 PM »
10315
« on: October 01, 2014, 06:16:55 PM »
We already have a picture thread. Do we really need another one?
Sure, let's get a fresh one.
10316
« on: October 01, 2014, 06:14:45 PM »
Oklahoma is oil country. The boom died out a while ago and we're not well known as Texas. But you'll see oil wells in people's back yards and that kind of stuff. Heck the governor's mansion even has it's own personal oil well.
I didn't even know Oklahoma was rich in oil.
10317
« on: October 01, 2014, 06:12:35 PM »
A lot of times I like to just drive around with the windows down and the music up. I never have a specific destination I just drive. I find driving to be very relaxing.
If gas was so cheap.
>mfw gas is $2.98 a gallon where I live
>mfw my car gets 36 mpg
10318
« on: October 01, 2014, 06:08:48 PM »
This website
10319
« on: October 01, 2014, 06:07:10 PM »
I've already preordered the Note 4.
Ew, phablets.
Nigga I'm blind. I need dat shit.
Will you have to carry a man purse because it won't fit in your pocket?
I'm not a fracking girl. I have sufficiently sized pockets.
But muh skinny jeans
I prefer slim. Dick huggers are too much.
If your jeans aren't like this then you're doing it wrong.
10320
« on: October 01, 2014, 06:03:59 PM »
I've already preordered the Note 4.
Ew, phablets.
Nigga I'm blind. I need dat shit.
Will you have to carry a man purse because it won't fit in your pocket?
I'm not a fracking girl. I have sufficiently sized pockets.
But muh skinny jeans
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