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Hiroshima and Nagasaki best days of my life

Two bombs weren't enough

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/11316316/Red-meat-triggers-toxic-immune-reaction-which-causes-cancer-scientists-find.html

Red meat has been linked to cancer for decades, with research suggesting that eating large amounts of pork, beef or lamb raises the risk of deadly tumours.

But for the first time scientists think they know what is causing the effect. The body, it seems, views red meat as a foreign invader and sparks a toxic immune response.

Researchers have always been puzzled about how other mammals could eat a diet high in red meat without any adverse health consequences.

Now they have discovered that pork, beef and lamb contains a sugar which is naturally produced by other carnivores but not humans.

It means that when humans eat red meat, the body triggers an immune response to the foreign sugar, producing antibodies which spark inflammation, and eventually cancer.

In other carnivores the immune system does not kick in, because the sugar – called Neu5Gc – is already in the body.

Why does cancer taste so good

I just ordered a piña colada and I shit you not it tastes like cough syrup.

wtf why do I keep getting shitty bartenders

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Comet_of_1823

Comet De Bréauté-Pons to be specific, also known as the Great Comet of 1823.
Discovered 191 years ago on December 29th, 1823.

Discuss.

These three trashy girls from the nearby trailer park won't stop stalking me.

I don't know what to do

Am I going to like it and realize I've been missing out on something my whole life?

Why would they change such a classic iconic design and turn it into a generic piece of shit?

I just asked a bartender to make me a margarita and she was like "whats dat?". I tried to explain it to her but then she was like "lol i dunno how to maek dat". I then promptly left.
 
Why are people dumd

For those that received nothing and spent today alone.

What did you do today instead of celebrating?

So about an hour ago I was at the mall with friends and I already wanted to leave because I was not feeling well but it wasn't too bad. But about 30 minutes later I started to get really warm and sweating, my pulse increased.

I asked my friends where the nearest bathroom was they became worried and pointed out that my face was extremely pale including my lips and the areas under my eyes were turning dark, before they answered my hearing started to cut out, it became extremely muffled and all I could hear was myself breathing. They tried to show me where it was but then confusion started to set in, I couldn't decipher anything even what was happening.

 Just as confusion set in my vision started to become extremely blurry and then faded away into grey blotches until all I could see was grey. I then lost my sense of balance and toppled over and passed out.

When I regained consciousness paramedics were inspecting me. They checked my pupils and blood pressure and decided if they should call an ambulance or not. They didn't call the ambulance and I started understand what was happening. The paramedics claimed it happened most likely because I haven't eaten in two days and a result of low blood sugar from not eating.

Anyway, have any of you ever had an emergency in public.

I'm about to go on an 8 hour road trip and I forgot to charge my mother fucking ipad and phone.

You never wrote those stories

"When North Korea attacked Sony in the winter of 2015 with a massive cyberattack over a Seth Rogen movie, the United States declared war on the Democratic People's Republic in retaliation."

What's funny is yesterday North Korea denied the cyber attack and today they said they will cyber attack the U.S.