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The Flood / Re: I had awesome sex today
« on: March 14, 2016, 02:41:44 AM »
real nice guy hours
if you cherish her and read poetry then MOTHAFUCKING CARESS THAT LIKE BUTTON

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The Flood / Re: Sapphire went offsite
« on: March 14, 2016, 02:40:07 AM »
to be fair we did kinda draw out into anime for a bit

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The Flood / Re: I Think I found Das' favorite game.
« on: March 13, 2016, 02:13:59 PM »
now we need a game with little girls as fighter planes

WHEREVER THERE IS LOLI OVER LAND AND SEA AND AAAAAAIR

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The Flood / Re: I Think I found Das' favorite game.
« on: March 13, 2016, 01:44:47 PM »
isn't there some game where little girls are navy warships?

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The Flood / Re: Shit I think I just sprained my hand
« on: March 13, 2016, 12:39:40 PM »
I came here to make a joke about masturbation but then 3 people beat me to the punch

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The Flood / Re: Sapphire went offsite
« on: March 13, 2016, 08:47:40 AM »
do you wish to make a virtual copy of it?

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The Flood / Re: Sapphire went offsite
« on: March 13, 2016, 07:27:56 AM »

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Gaming / Re: "It's good to be back." | Fallout Megathread
« on: March 13, 2016, 07:26:01 AM »
just came over here to say that a local forum needs your help
here,I'll mark it on your map

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The Flood / Re: Sapphire went offsite
« on: March 13, 2016, 07:23:30 AM »
the shitposting grades:

spamming
baneposting
copypasta
ironic copypasta
banana
the freshest shitpostable meme (e.g. haha long boy)

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LUKE,CRASH THIS DEATH STAR

WITH NO SURVIVORS

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The Flood / Re: I need weeb help
« on: March 13, 2016, 05:01:26 AM »
Boku no pico

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Spoiler
hi every1 im new here ㏌ my garage with my new ✨LAMBORGHINI‼‼‼! holds up⬆️ spork🍴 W㏊t the 🍆fuck🍑 did you j㎲t 👉👌fuck㏌g say about me, you littᇉ👌👌 gᅇd shit you littᇉ gᅇd shit you littᇉ 👌👌 gᅇd shit? shut you the FUCK UP F*GGOT❌ ℡eporʦ around and shᅇʦ bea㎳ at you🔫👾 I’ᄔ ㏊ve you know I 🎓g㎭㎂ted🎓 🔝 of my class ㏌ the 🐳Navy Seaʪ🐳⚓️⚓️, and I’ve been i㎵olved ㏌ n㎛ero㎲🔢 🙊secret🔎 🔥RAIDS💥  on 💣Al-Q㎂e㍲👳, and I ㏊ve ㍵er 3⃣💯 ㏇nfirmed 📘📗bᅇkshelves📚. t㏊ʦ ✔️ some im㏚essⅳe👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔️there (chor㎲: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) isn't it? ㏊s anyone reaᄔy been far🌌 even as decided ✌ ㎲e even go want to do lᅇk more like✔️up 👉here👈 ㏌ 🎬the 🌠HOLLYWOOD🎞🎥HILLS⛰? I ㏂ tra㏌ed💪 ㏌ goriᄔa🙈 warfare and I’m the 🔝🔫sniper🔭 ㏌ the entire 🎬HOLLYWOOD🌆HILLS🇺🇸 armed💪forŒs. my ㎁me is ㎄ty👧 but u can ㎈l me 🐧💀🐧t3h PeNgU1N oF T41 LoP3Z🐧💀🐧‼️‼️‼️1⃣‼️‼️ lol…as u can see im very 🎲rando㎃terialistic💵😎👍✡❗️❗️ You are 🚫NOTHING🚫 to me but j㎲t another fᵫl⛽️unit target🎯👈you. I wiᄔ wipe you the fuck out✔️ with KNOWᇉDGE🎓 the 👍likes👍 of which ㏊s never been 👀seen b4⃣ on this 🌏Earth🌎, ㎃rk my 👉👌🍆fuck㏌g🍑 w🌚rds. You th㏌k you can get  away with say㏌g t㏊t gᅇd✔️shit💩👌 2⃣ me ㍵er the Internet? Th㏌k🙇 aga㏌, fucker👉👌. You! kicks you from beh㏌d👟💥 Are! ℡eporʦ✨👽 ㏌ front of you and uppercuʦ you ㏌to the air J㎲t! flies ㏌to the air with fl㏂㏌g spiral uppercut A STUPID TROLL!👹👿 As we speak👄 I ㏂ ㏇ntact㏌g my 🙊SECRET🙊 network of 5⃣MENTORS across the USA🇺🇸 and your IP is be㏌g traŒd🔬 right now so you better ㏚e㎩re 4 the ☁️storm⚡️, ㎃ggot🐛. The ☁️storm⚡️ t㏊t wipes🙌 out the ㎩thetic littᇉ th㏌g you ㎈l your life🐛🔥🔥. You’re fuck㏌g dead💀, kid. t㏊ʦ why i c㏂e here, 2kiᄔ random ppl on the ㏌ternetz💻📠 _… im 1⃣3⃣ yea₨ old (im ㎃ture 4 my age tho‼) I can be anywhere🌍, anytime⏳⌛️, and I can kiᄔ you ㏌ ㍵er seven💯ways, and t㏊t’s j㎲t with my 🐻㍴e🐻 ㏊nds🙌. i like 2 watch i㎵ader👾zim👽 w/ my la㏔orgh㏌i💁 (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it🌈👩‍❤️‍👩👩‍❤️‍👩👩‍❤️‍👩) iʦ our favorite tv show‼! bcuz iʦ SOOOO FUN TO DRIVE UP HERE IN THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS‼‼ shes random🎲2⃣ of ㏇u₨e but i want ✌🏻 meet more random ppl👬👭👫👫👭👬 =) like they say the more the merrier😂‼‼ hiʦ you with fl㏂e🔥👊 uppercut and grabs your head😎 and throws you down to the ground NOW DIE FAG👻‼! DOOOOOMMMM‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼ <— me be㏌ random aga㏌ _^ hehe…tᅇdᇉs‼‼! Garfield😽 ᇉa㎱ towards Jon.😘 Not only ㏂ I exte㎱ⅳely tra㏌ed ㏌ u㎁rmed⛔️💪 ㏇㏔at, but I ㏊ve 💳a㏄ess🔖🔑 to the entire a₨e㎁l✂️🔫🚬💣🔨🔪✈️🚁 of the United States 🇺🇸Mar㏌e⚓️ Cor㎰🐬🐳🐋🐟🐠 and I wiᄔ ㎲e it to iʦ fuᄔ👐 extent to wipe your miserabᇉ as🍑s off the faŒ of the ㏇nt㏌ent🌍✔️, you littᇉ gᅇd shit👌👌. Jon slowly sticks his ㏊nd ㏌to the 🍝㎩sta🍜 dish. As he lifʦ his warm ㏊nd out of the lasaga🍝, he holds a large cl㎛p of ㎩sta🍝, s㍳Œ🍝 and cheese🍕. He slowly br㏌gs the lasaga🍝🍝 towards Garfield's😻👅 mouth who ate aᄔ the lasaga🍝. If only you ㏇uld ㏊ve known🎓✔️ w㏊t unholy🙌 retributюn your littᇉ “cᇉver📃” ㏇㎜en📝t was about to br㏌g down upon you, ㎃ybe you would ㏊ve held your fuck㏌g 🍆💦tongᵫ👅. But you ㏇uldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re ✔️㎩y㏌g the ㏚iŒ💲💲💲, you god㍲mn😤 idюt. crashes ㏌to you with meteor💫💥 sl㏂ attack and kilʪ you🔪 heh… another 4⃣c㏊nner🍀 falʪ to me. I wiᄔ shit💩bᅇkshelves📘 aᄔ ㍵er yo💯u and you wiᄔ drown🌊😱🌊 ㏌ it. You’re fuck㏌g dead💀, kidd😢o. "i ate those fᅇd🍣🍤🍝🍟🍭🍫🍱🍆" Garfield replies. Jon then i㎱erʦ the lasaga ㏌to Garfield's mouth💋 and ㏚ᅂeeds to eat the rest of the stray lasaga🍝 ㏌ his ㏊nd.👋 "this lasaga🍝 is great, Jon." Garfield😼 says. Time for someth㏌g a littᇉ different ✔️✔️if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 t㏊ʦ w㏊t im talk㏌g about ri✔️ght there Jon grabs another glob of lasaga🍝. He reaches beh㏌d Garfield and slowly i㎱erʦ the fᵫl unit🍝🍝 ㏌to his an㎲🍑. "do you like t㏊t you big fat cat?😼" Jon qᵫstю㎱. Garfield pu😼r₨ with jѹ. "t㏊nk you Jon for this wonderful time" 🍝🍝🍝🍝Garfield says. At the entranŒ of the dᅇr to the kitchen, 🐶a silhoᵫtte of a 🐕dog appea₨. A quiet mu㏔ᇉ is heard but ㏌㍳dibᇉ for the ㎃n and fel㏌e to hear. "bOrf"👅 the dog mu㏔ᇉd.🐕 mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOᅇoᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌l㍵e❤️ and waffᇉs and CUMMIES💦 you littᇉ gᅇ💯d shit👌,🐧t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m🐧 Psssh, ❌❌❌nott㏌g pe₨onnel, kid💁🚬 ℡eporʦ away

I see penguin of doom,navy seals and good shit in that abomination

And also cold steel at the end

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The Flood / Re: Feeling Blue
« on: March 13, 2016, 04:28:01 AM »
Dabudedabuda.

YO LISTEN UP HERES A STORY

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The Flood / Re: Why is the Kids' Choice Awards still a thing?
« on: March 13, 2016, 04:26:52 AM »
The awards themselves don't even matter, spongebob is the John cena of the awards

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The Flood / Re: Opinion on MEMES?
« on: March 13, 2016, 04:23:48 AM »
I am a meme

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Gaming / Re: Yugioh Thread
« on: March 13, 2016, 04:22:07 AM »
God fuckng damnit konami

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Gaming / Re: Good stuff in bad vidya
« on: March 12, 2016, 05:28:08 PM »
destiny's art direction

Destiny 2 will probs be gud

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Gaming / Re: Yugioh Thread
« on: March 12, 2016, 05:27:03 PM »
I don't understand how pendulum cards work st all

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They do it for free

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The Flood / Re: Sep7agon.net - The TV Tropes Article
« on: March 12, 2016, 05:21:45 PM »
I will go into the mountains and train with marty

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The Flood / Re: Sep7agon.net - The TV Tropes Article
« on: March 12, 2016, 05:17:23 PM »
Is it only adminerinos who get sheets or just sep7agon sensations in general
Only verified memes become tropes

SEPTAGON BUCKET LIST:
BECOME LEGENDARY
Become LegendTM
BECOME VERIFIED MEME

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The Flood / Re: Sep7agon.net - The TV Tropes Article
« on: March 12, 2016, 05:12:11 PM »
Is it only adminerinos who get sheets or just sep7agon sensations in general

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Gaming / Re: Yugioh Thread
« on: March 12, 2016, 04:49:32 PM »
Tbh I have the millennium key as a necklace because that was the best millennium item

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The Flood / Re: certain member trying to get dates
« on: March 12, 2016, 04:23:31 PM »
thats me



When you just trying to be good man for tru

Unrelated but what Chinese cartoon is the profile pic from and is it any good

Saying boku no pico is certified proof that you were a failed abortion

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Gaming / Good stuff in bad vidya
« on: March 12, 2016, 04:10:12 PM »
Movie weapons in colonial marines were tight shit tbh FAM and I would love to see something like them in other games

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Y0|_| B3T |_|R 4ZZ 1 4/\/\ 4 54|=|=1R3 P0573R

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Y0U KN0W 1 L0V3 S4FF1R3 M4N

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thanks asshole uwu
but how did you really find this forum

no I'm serious I just looked up video games forum and this showed up
I dont even know what a bunghole.net is

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The Flood / Re: every day we move further from god's light
« on: March 12, 2016, 03:37:04 PM »
aw man I remember hotdiggitydemon having that at the end of all his videos

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thanks asshole uwu

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