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>2016
>feeling fear
kek

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The Flood / Re: Youtube Guilty Pleasures?
« on: October 07, 2016, 04:23:51 PM »
Binge watching baneposting vids.

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what

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The Flood / Re: Tonight will make or break me
« on: October 07, 2016, 11:21:06 AM »
AWAKEN, MY MASTERS!
[MUFFLED AZTEC DUBSTEP IN THE DISTANCE]

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The Flood / Re: How Good Is Your Hygiene?
« on: October 06, 2016, 02:34:23 AM »
All of them, duh. That's basic hygiene, not good hygiene.

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The Flood / Re: Bnet users you miss?
« on: October 05, 2016, 08:24:16 PM »
Camnator.

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The Flood / Re: tfw I shitposted about Charlie on 4chins once
« on: October 05, 2016, 05:10:31 PM »
I was in the Reach forum? I don't recall that
she's saying she brought you up in the middle of reach forum discussion, hence why she was told to shut up

that's kinda funny


nvm i guess i read it wrong

OT:
so i heard 4chan is getting nuked for good
It's not. Hiro has pulled the same trick on 2chan before--he claims the website is dying, then proceeds to drown in the wave of NEETbux from all the passes anons buy out of desperation.

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The Flood / Re: Hey Charlie
« on: October 05, 2016, 04:32:33 PM »
wow rekt

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The Flood / Re: Most degenerate thing someone from your school ever did?
« on: October 05, 2016, 04:24:31 PM »
Chick and her boyfriend got expelled for banging in the parking lot. She paid her way back in afterwards.

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The Flood / Re: Bad word thread
« on: October 05, 2016, 11:00:09 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Bad word thread
« on: October 05, 2016, 10:02:17 AM »
d*rn

MOM'S GONNA FREAK

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The Flood / Re: Scarecrow you can't just like everybody's posts
« on: October 04, 2016, 09:09:31 PM »
I'd like to see you stop me.

This is my only way of disliking posts, since that's not technically an option. Whenever someone says something that I don't like, I'll just not like it.
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

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The Flood / Re: I've got some M-80s...
« on: October 03, 2016, 09:27:00 AM »
DEEZ NUTS

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The Flood / Re: Anno on Gundam
« on: October 03, 2016, 09:22:52 AM »
I really don't like Gundam-style MS. Monoeye suits are the shit.

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The Flood / Re: "yer a big pirate"
« on: October 02, 2016, 06:00:21 PM »
I’M THROWING YOU OUT OF MY PLANE, BIG GUY
██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete…..
████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete….
███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete….
███████████] 99% complete…..
ERROR! BIG Guys are irreplaceable
I could never be bigger than you, Bane!
Send this to ten other Big Guys who crashes your plane Or never get to call ittin️ again
If you get 0 Back: Extra charge for them
3 back: You werent alone️
5 back: You're banes hired gun
10+ back: BIG GUY

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The Flood / Re: "yer a big pirate"
« on: October 02, 2016, 05:59:52 PM »
I really think about this every day. Every time I see a large male, every time I think about a plane, every time somebody mentions the CIA, every time somebody asks about a mask, every time I weigh on the scale, every time somebody mentions the want to be a Dr. , every time somebody says they're not their friends, every time somebody mentions loyalty, every time somebody mentions Batman.

Holy shit. It's a part of me now. This scene is a big guy for me, and taking over my brain must have been a part of it's plan. Of course, Bravo Nolan you're a real human being and a true detective. I don't know what to do anymore. I wake up in the middle of the night and immediately yell FOR YOU! I just can't help it. Every dream I can remember for the past 6 months has had to do with this fucking scene. Even if it's just the faintest sound of the plane. Oh my God. Please save me. Somebody. I can't take it. My life is crashing with no survivors.
I really am starting to think I need mental help. I've also started wearing various shades of blue lately and not until reading my own thoughts did I realize it's probably because of this fucking movie. I browse /tv/ for around 5 hours every day and the amount of time's I've watched that plane scene in the past week is more times than I've thought of my family, friends or parents. To those who are new don't watch this, and don't get into it. I posted "BANE?" at least once a week for a year, and it has actually addled my brain. The sound of a plane alone sends me into fits of uncontrollable laughter.

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The Flood / Re: "yer a big pirate"
« on: October 02, 2016, 12:21:15 AM »
I know Aidan Gillen. He lived in a richer area of New York at one point. I bumped into him in a sandwich shop. He was shooting the shit with the sandwich maker when I came up to give my order. I got a standard turkey on wheat with mayo and pepper jack. It was something very simple. All the while Aiden was laughing to himself and pointing at me occasionally mumbling, "Is this guy serious?"

I wasn't sure why I guess he was displeased about me ordering or what I ordered. After I got my sandwich I sat down and ate while he just leaned back into the windowed meat display and watched me. When I got up to throw the trash away he stopped me and offered his hand. I was shy because I knew who he was but he introduced himself anyways. When I shook his hand the other hand came out of his pocket holding a tazer which he used on my neck. When I fell to the ground tense I soiled myself. He laughed, "This guy." And started kicking me in the face quoting TDKR over and over, "YOU'RE A BIG GUY, YOU'RE A BIG GUY."

I woke up in the hospital next to a vase of broccoli labeled, "From Aiden."

Now every year he shows up to my families Thanksgiving dinner, uninvited, unannounced, and just eats, laughs to himself, and then leaves. Last year he murdered my mother. I fear what hurricane Aiden will bring this year..

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The Flood / Re: "yer a big pirate"
« on: October 02, 2016, 12:19:52 AM »
In early July of 2014, Mr. Gillen is reported to have ripped a young cancer patient in a mask in half while yelling "WHO PAID YOU" while on a trip to an Irish hospital. After the incident Mr. Gillen attributed the incident to a bad migraine and said the victim was close to death and that he was "doing them a favor". An odd statement considering Mr. Gillen's suspected payment of mercenary groups in coincidence with raids on cancer wards.

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The Flood / Re: "yer a big pirate"
« on: October 02, 2016, 12:19:20 AM »
I saw Aidan Gillen at an airport in Uzbekistan a few weeks ago. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a hothead and bother him and ask him to take some men free of charge.

He said, “Oh, you want me to call it in?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “BANE? BANE? BANE?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my boarding, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my ticket up front I saw him trying to board the plane with like fifteen doctors in without paying.

The girl at the desk was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to file those with the agency first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the desk.

When she took one of the doctors and started checking for ID multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any master plans,” and then turned around and gestured a feather in his cap at me. After she scanned each doctor and gave them each a stamp and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by gripping his belt really loudly.

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The Flood / Re: "yer a big pirate"
« on: October 01, 2016, 10:44:27 PM »
Even director Christopher Nolan wasn't safe from Gillen's twisted vision.

"One time I yelled 'cut' and Gillen turned to me and said 'what if someone just stood in the middle of an airstrip and yelled cut? Maybe the mercenaries with friends would forget their trained routine of getting on board' My jaw hit the floor and it never really came back up. That's when I thought, is he getting in character to play CIA, or is CIA something that's been in him all along?"

"Sometimes i would go to look into the cameras, and I noticed Gillen had put something in the lens. It was stuff like 'What if cameras were flight plans? Would you call it in with the agency?' and 'Lights. Camera. Bane?' I had to ask him to stop because I was getting too scared to direct."

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The Flood / Re: Who is the most masculine Sep7 user?
« on: October 01, 2016, 01:04:50 AM »
I AM EXPLODING WITH TESTOSTERONE

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The Flood / Re: woah hey guys, lets colonize other planets
« on: October 01, 2016, 01:03:47 AM »
SPACE WAR WHEN

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The Flood / Re: "yer a big pirate"
« on: September 30, 2016, 04:37:47 PM »
Ai
GET THEM, I'M BORED, I'LL CALL ITTIN

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The Flood / Re: "yer a big pirate"
« on: September 30, 2016, 04:19:13 PM »
UUUU

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The Flood / Re: In Barcelona
« on: September 30, 2016, 09:30:13 AM »

SPAIN?

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Serious / Re: Earth passes 400 PPM Carbon Dioxide Threshold
« on: September 30, 2016, 09:19:05 AM »
This isn't going to kill everyone. It's going to kill a bunch of third worlders who can't afford GM crops to feed themselves and maybe a Floridian or two. We can probably expect a lot more wars in Africa and other poor regions facing desertification.

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The Flood / Re: B R A V O B R I A N
« on: September 30, 2016, 09:14:26 AM »
really makes you think

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The Flood / Re: I think they don't do much humane stuff to ours..
« on: September 29, 2016, 08:49:57 PM »
I don't have eyes
How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real

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Serious / Re: Earth passes 400 PPM Carbon Dioxide Threshold
« on: September 29, 2016, 08:47:11 PM »
There was never any hope of reducing emissions enough to actually have an effect. Sequestration and geoengineering have always been the only options.

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