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The Flood / Re: Identity theft isn't a crime in the UK?
« on: February 23, 2016, 02:20:12 PM »
>britbongland

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The Flood / Re: Your user number dictates what Pokémon you transform into.
« on: February 22, 2016, 06:53:23 PM »
I AM YOU OP

WHAT WILL YOU DO?

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The Flood / Re: 5.75 gallons of fuel for 10 bucks
« on: February 19, 2016, 10:51:09 PM »
Most of my school's population is petroleum engineers.
You could easily fill an ocean with the amount of salt they've made over this.

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The Flood / Re: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
« on: February 19, 2016, 07:17:49 PM »
I T S   A L L   I N   Y O U R   H E A D

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The Flood / Re: Cyberpunk NES homebrew lesbian dating simulator
« on: February 19, 2016, 04:54:46 PM »
Uh...
VA11 HALL-A?

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Serious / Re: Note to Politicians: Leave Memeing alone
« on: February 19, 2016, 04:43:05 PM »
...That's not even a meme.

That's just large text pasted over an image of a stereotypical Mexican man.

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The Flood / Re: slap your schlong on your keyboard, post results
« on: February 19, 2016, 01:58:37 PM »
Whatthefuckdidyoujustfuckingsayaboutmeyoulittlebi tchI’llhaveyouknowIgraduatedtopofmyclassintheNavySealsandI’vebeeninvolvedinnumeroussecretraidsonAl-QuaedaandIhaveover300confirmedkillsIamtrainedingorillawarfareandI’mthetopsniperintheentireUSarmedforcesYouarenothingtomebutjustanothertargetIwillwipeyouthefuckoutwithprecisionthelikesofwhichhasneverbeenseenbeforeonthisEarthmarkmyfuckingwordsYouthinkyoucangetawaywithsayingthatshittomeovertheInternetThinkagainfuckerAswespeakIamcontactingmysecretnetworkofspiesacrosstheUSAandyourIPisbeingtracedrightnowsoyoubetterprepareforthestormmaggotThestormthatwipesoutthepatheticlittlethingyoucallyourlifeYou’refuckingdeadkidIcanbeanywhereanytimeandIcankillyouinoversevenhundredwaysandthat’sjustwithmybarehandsNotonlyamIextensivelytrainedinunarmedcombatbutIhaveaccesstotheentirearsenaloftheUnitedStatesMarineCorpsandIwilluseittoitsfullextenttowipeyourmiserableassoffthefaceofthecontinentyoulittleshitIfonlyyoucouldhaveknownwhatunholyretributionyourlittle“clever”commentwasabouttobringdownuponyoumaybeyouwouldhaveheldyourfuckingtongueButyoucouldn’tyoudidn’tandnowyou’repayingthepriceyougoddamnidiotIwillshitfuryalloveryouandyouwilldrowninitYou’refuckingdeadkiddo

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The Flood / Re: me_irl
« on: February 19, 2016, 03:10:29 AM »

If I pulled that off, would you die?

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Serious / Re: Ten policies to save America
« on: February 18, 2016, 07:35:40 PM »
>marriage
>he fell for the relationship meme

I fucking hate posts like this.

Not enough information to know who you're referring/responding to, nor enough information to know what the fuck your post is about.

Why even post?
Because I'm a shitposter.
It's what I do.
Then don't bother with Serious.
I honestly see no value in incentivizing marriage, though.
People are abandoning it because it fails so often. Marriage is basically a promise to eventually hate the other person.
Last I heard, the "marriages fail so often" were skewed by numerous remarriages. the number of people who get married once seemed relatively normal.

Also, are people actually abandoning marriage? I said this before - I know people are getting married *later* than prior decades, but are there really fewer people getting married?
It will probably be a while until we can see results in regards to the current generation marrying later, but I understand public attitude is shifting against it. I'll find some stats on it if I can.

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Serious / Re: Ten policies to save America
« on: February 18, 2016, 07:15:38 PM »
>marriage
>he fell for the relationship meme

I fucking hate posts like this.

Not enough information to know who you're referring/responding to, nor enough information to know what the fuck your post is about.

Why even post?
Because I'm a shitposter.
It's what I do.
Then don't bother with Serious.
I honestly see no value in incentivizing marriage, though.
People are abandoning it because it fails so often. Marriage is basically a promise to eventually hate the other person.

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Serious / Re: Ten policies to save America
« on: February 18, 2016, 06:24:09 PM »
>marriage
>he fell for the relationship meme

I fucking hate posts like this.

Not enough information to know who you're referring/responding to, nor enough information to know what the fuck your post is about.

Why even post?
Because I'm a shitposter.
It's what I do.

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Serious / Re: Ten policies to save America
« on: February 18, 2016, 05:25:35 PM »
>marriage
>he fell for the relationship meme

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The Flood / MARTIANS
« on: February 18, 2016, 03:29:22 PM »
YouTube

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The Flood / Re: Anybody remember this
« on: February 18, 2016, 02:58:46 PM »
>new bungie

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The Flood / Re: Question for Jive Turkey: Are buff guys scared of animals?
« on: February 18, 2016, 02:40:17 PM »
>he didn't spend the first 12 years of his life trapped in a cage with an angry dog

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The Flood / Re: just got a call from the futer
« on: February 18, 2016, 02:38:17 PM »
the humans are dead in the futer because the aloens got them

now there are only robots

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I thought this was a Dwarf Fortress thread.
:(

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The Flood / Re: WE
« on: February 17, 2016, 09:58:44 PM »
ARE

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The Flood / Re: sep7agon members you could beat in a fight
« on: February 17, 2016, 09:56:58 PM »
Probably like all of them ever at once.

1131
Always compare Trump to Hitler.
Always compare Sanders to Stalin.

Watching partyliners get assblasted in general is great.

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The Flood / Re: Challenger and verb's avatars need to go
« on: February 17, 2016, 02:42:00 PM »
I vote we remove OP's avatar because mutants should be burned at the stake.
PURGE THE UNCLEAN

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The Flood / Re: Stuff you wouldn't even do at gunpoint
« on: February 17, 2016, 02:40:24 PM »
Shoot myself
They can't kill you if you kill yourself first.

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The Flood / Re: I felt an earthquake
« on: February 16, 2016, 09:23:17 PM »
It was probably just you taking your first step after so many years
SICK FIRES BRO

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The Flood / Re: Sports?
« on: February 15, 2016, 07:08:48 PM »
in my dream
i am the star.
its me

and THEN
the big man comes

for a little one on one

DUNK

but it turns out
to be CRAZY
what kind of
dunks this guy
has

DUNK

im telling you. . . . air like
that is UNREAL, it
doens't even HAPPEN.
most of the time

the coart
is on FIRE

dude come
get the ruler
check this out

ok dude
no

your
holdung it
wrong

dude................

no dude..

dude

dude hurry
look he'ss escaping
from above

DUNK

dude no ../ .
let me show you

no

fuck

no

dude

DUNK

no...
fuck

dude...
you got to
FLIP it
TURN-WAYS

FUCK

where doing it m

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The Flood / Re: Did We Ever Find Out What Happened To Flight MH370?
« on: February 15, 2016, 05:44:53 PM »

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Gaming / Re: Hardest game you've ever played?
« on: February 15, 2016, 01:05:19 AM »

Winnie the Pooh's Homerun Derby.

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The Flood / Re: Do you type properly?
« on: February 15, 2016, 12:56:44 AM »
It depends on how much effort I'm putting into trolling.

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The Flood / Re: memes
« on: February 15, 2016, 12:54:51 AM »
post ur favor8 dank memes

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