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10891
« on: October 29, 2014, 01:05:46 AM »
xenomorph
10892
« on: October 29, 2014, 12:47:16 AM »
the fuck is a beaner
Beaner = Mexican
but im not ._.
10893
« on: October 29, 2014, 12:25:46 AM »
the fuck is a beaner
10894
« on: October 29, 2014, 12:23:34 AM »
Great thread, mine was pretty good.
Lol fuck you osskunt
sucker
FUCK TRU RIGHT IN THE PUSSY
look, i get that youre desperate but yelling at me wont help
;-;
oh im totally going to bully you about it
Go get buttplugged by Casper
bullybullybullybully
10895
« on: October 29, 2014, 12:19:29 AM »
Great thread, mine was pretty good.
Lol fuck you osskunt
sucker
FUCK TRU RIGHT IN THE PUSSY
look, i get that youre desperate but yelling at me wont help
;-;
oh im totally going to bully you about it
10896
« on: October 28, 2014, 11:42:48 PM »
i like the look of h4 armors but those look bad
10897
« on: October 28, 2014, 11:39:54 PM »
goreshit - beautiful loli thing
10898
« on: October 28, 2014, 11:39:00 PM »
Great thread, mine was pretty good.
Lol fuck you osskunt
sucker
FUCK TRU RIGHT IN THE PUSSY
look, i get that youre desperate but yelling at me wont help
10899
« on: October 28, 2014, 11:34:10 PM »
Great thread, mine was pretty good.
Lol fuck you osskunt
sucker
10900
« on: October 28, 2014, 11:32:04 PM »
damn you
10901
« on: October 28, 2014, 09:41:22 PM »
WMD
10902
« on: October 28, 2014, 09:38:27 PM »
no guys seriously, i havent shat in a few days and im scared
yeah? i could go a week without
i weigh like 6 more lbs than im supposed to
and i had eaten myself full everyday during that week
dun be a faddy
tfw want to be fatter
you underweight or wut
I'm just small
I'm anorexic
then im a corpse
I'm just sayin what flood's been telling me
Spoiler and I may or may not have cried because I gained five pounds from the weekend >_>
i should post a pic of my torso >.>
thatll show em
yeah, a full frontal
i see... <.< once i get the laptop
10903
« on: October 28, 2014, 09:26:18 PM »
no guys seriously, i havent shat in a few days and im scared
yeah? i could go a week without
i weigh like 6 more lbs than im supposed to
and i had eaten myself full everyday during that week
dun be a faddy
tfw want to be fatter
you underweight or wut
I'm just small
I'm anorexic
then im a corpse
I'm just sayin what flood's been telling me
Spoiler and I may or may not have cried because I gained five pounds from the weekend >_>
i should post a pic of my torso >.> thatll show em
10904
« on: October 28, 2014, 09:23:04 PM »
so are we talking about tru's penis or what
no penises here off you go
10905
« on: October 28, 2014, 09:20:14 PM »
no guys seriously, i havent shat in a few days and im scared
yeah? i could go a week without
i weigh like 6 more lbs than im supposed to
and i had eaten myself full everyday during that week
dun be a faddy
tfw want to be fatter
you underweight or wut
I'm just small
I'm anorexic
then im a corpse
10906
« on: October 28, 2014, 09:19:12 PM »
no guys seriously, i havent shat in a few days and im scared
yeah? i could go a week without
i weigh like 6 more lbs than im supposed to
and i had eaten myself full everyday during that week
dun be a faddy
tfw want to be fatter
you underweight or wut
I'm just small
you want to be a dwarf?
10907
« on: October 28, 2014, 09:17:38 PM »
no guys seriously, i havent shat in a few days and im scared
yeah? i could go a week without
i weigh like 6 more lbs than im supposed to
and i had eaten myself full everyday during that week
dun be a faddy
tfw want to be fatter
you underweight or wut
10908
« on: October 28, 2014, 09:12:56 PM »
no guys seriously, i havent shat in a few days and im scared
yeah? i could go a week without
i weigh like 6 more lbs than im supposed to
and i had eaten myself full everyday during that week dun be a faddy
10909
« on: October 28, 2014, 09:08:23 PM »
no guys seriously, i havent shat in a few days and im scared
yeah? i could go a week without
10910
« on: October 28, 2014, 09:02:24 PM »
And I'm, here, too!
the mother and the father are here great.
Wait who's the mother?
Whose thinger says "Ice Queen?"
you're no queen boy
You're no doll yourself, shug.
I'm nobody's doll
Naw, you're just the community jizz rag.
ouch
10911
« on: October 28, 2014, 09:00:57 PM »
i would
10912
« on: October 28, 2014, 08:50:40 PM »
Let's pway with some yarn :3
*neuters you*
that's reverse discrimination i'm reporting you to obama
i live in the south obama has no power here
reported to reagan
have fun with your diabetes
mother fucker i'm on a semen only vegan diet cum at me bra
yea what you you think those high voyaging seamen are made of
diabetes
Your mother jerks off pigs, Nuka. She gets down on her knees and crawls through the pigpiss mud slop and snuggles up to the pig, her fingers tracing along it's belly until she finds it's cock. She begins tugging and stroking as her twat moistens, her breasts swelling and her nipples begin to stick out like erasers on a fresh #2 pencil. She grunts with satisfaction as the pig begins eagerly thrusting into her hand, her grip now tightening to maintain control of the pig's greasy corkscrew cock. She lowers her head to watch the cock work in her hand, groans with satisfaction and begins working her clit with her other muddy hand, her hips gyrating with the rhythm of the pig's thrusting.
"Oh fucking jesus god yes.." she gasps. She changes positions, still maintaining control of the feverishly thrusting cock as the pig's squealing intensifies. She leans forward and with her lips almost touching the pig's ear, she whispers your name and begins to shudder. She turns her attention again to the pigs swollen member rocking in her hand. She presses it between her hand and her face, the pig thrusting it against her cheeks as she drools. With a massive grunt and a high pitched squeal, the pig's balls explode, beginning a massive shower of hot, sour pig jizz. You mother cups one hand under the fountain of steaming genetic material gathering it in her hand as the thrusting comes to an end. The pig shudders and begins to walk to the trough of slop in the corner of it's pen, but your mother tackles it to the ground. She lifts it's tail and smears the handful of pig load into the pig's own fetid butthole, turning flakes of crusty pig shit into a pigshit-pigjizz mud slop on the pigs ass. Now she tilts her head to the sky and screams your name, not once, not twice, but three times. She slams her face full force into the pig's butthole and it's wreath of shitsemen pudding, her tongue machine gun flicking the rim and then burying itself to the hilt inside the pig's hot colon. Your mother works her tongue around the inside of the pigs ass, and then as a few incoherent syllables escaped her now brown lips, spurts of female ejaculate spurt from her pulsating cunt. Exhausted, she collapses in the mud, rolls over onto her back, and lights a cigarette. She takes one long drag, looks again to the sky, and speaks your name one last time before she drifts off to sleep.
That's your mom, Nuka. Your mom does that.
fucking furries man...
10913
« on: October 28, 2014, 08:45:34 PM »
there there children...
10914
« on: October 28, 2014, 08:42:04 PM »
10915
« on: October 28, 2014, 08:40:10 PM »
fuck i have nothing on gasai
Looking straight because secretly I'm bent???
>tfw no dicks to suck
10916
« on: October 28, 2014, 08:37:49 PM »
pass
10917
« on: October 28, 2014, 08:17:56 PM »
someone do gasai dammit
10918
« on: October 28, 2014, 08:05:19 PM »
straight
10919
« on: October 28, 2014, 08:03:36 PM »
Clearly, I am a man of superior intellect, and I have no business with you casuals.
Damn right.
Lower class scum.
weeaboobie master race
10920
« on: October 28, 2014, 08:00:33 PM »
you cunt haha
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