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The Flood / Re: Hi
« on: November 01, 2014, 07:30:50 PM »
i really want to play DS2...

I swear to the fuck if you play DS2 I will invade your world and anally bruise you. My character? He's got a fucking maxed out sun sword. God damn motherfucking Solaire of Astora used it. He's wearing HEIDE KNIGHT ARMOR, from those badass knights lost in their own thoughts. You don't stand a chance, kid. You're already dead.
buh muh katana and throne watcher set

Oh, you're a dex fag too? This'll be fun. Good luck penetrating me.

My sword will stunlock the shit out of you. When the rape session has finished, I will then dance on your used up corpse with my Channeler's trident.
jokes on you
i played offline

10682
The Flood / Re: Hi
« on: November 01, 2014, 07:28:03 PM »
i really want to play DS2...

I swear to the fuck if you play DS2 I will invade your world and anally bruise you. My character? He's got a fucking maxed out sun sword. God damn motherfucking Solaire of Astora used it. He's wearing HEIDE KNIGHT ARMOR, from those badass knights lost in their own thoughts. You don't stand a chance, kid. You're already dead.
buh muh katana and throne watcher set

10683
The Flood / Re: Hi
« on: November 01, 2014, 07:26:53 PM »
i really want to play DS2...
I can be your stalker
i wanna finnish that too since i already started

10684
The Flood / Re: Hi
« on: November 01, 2014, 07:25:47 PM »
i really want to play DS2...
No shield this time
but it had a rose on it...

10685
The Flood / Re: Gasai
« on: November 01, 2014, 07:23:54 PM »
Yuno

10686
The Flood / Re: Hi
« on: November 01, 2014, 07:22:44 PM »
i really want to play DS2...

10687
The Flood / Re: You guys are all fgts.
« on: November 01, 2014, 06:55:05 PM »
mmkay

10688
The Flood / Re: Does anyone here just feel worthless?
« on: November 01, 2014, 04:40:29 PM »

10689
The Flood / Re: Does anyone here just feel worthless?
« on: November 01, 2014, 04:39:11 PM »
all the time

fun

Pls
what have i accomplished this year
-nothing
-nothing
-nothing
neither have I really... Don't feel worthless however.
youre also the one still going to school...

10690
The Flood / Re: Does anyone here just feel worthless?
« on: November 01, 2014, 04:36:15 PM »
all the time

fun

Pls
what have i accomplished this year
-nothing
-nothing
-nothing

10691
The Flood / Re: Melodramatic Literary Antics of Mine
« on: November 01, 2014, 04:31:30 PM »
love it

10692
The Flood / Re: How do you like your coffee?
« on: November 01, 2014, 04:07:38 PM »
sugar to sweeten a bit and enough milk to cover the bitterness (not much)

10693
The Flood / Re: How do you like your coffee?
« on: November 01, 2014, 04:05:02 PM »
With hot chocolate powder, half coffee, half chocolate or skim milk.
Why can't people just be happy with normal milk?
Whole milk is fattening.
Enjoy your weak bones.
Enjoy your blubbering body.

You'll only get fat from whole milk if you drunk a gallon a day. Everything is good in moderation.
Not when you're trying to drop 15lbs
Enjoy looking like a spoopy skeleton.
That's the plan
You know you could get some serious health problems from anorexia.
hey i weight like 10 lbs(?)/kg less than him and ive no issues.

10694
The Flood / Re: Anime Booty
« on: November 01, 2014, 04:01:39 PM »
youre doing it right

10695
The Flood / Re: Does anyone here just feel worthless?
« on: November 01, 2014, 04:00:34 PM »
all the time

fun

10696
The Flood / Re: I've Tried DP For The First Time In Years...
« on: November 01, 2014, 03:56:26 PM »
i like it

10697
The Flood / Re: How the fuck do you guys do it?
« on: October 31, 2014, 07:41:23 PM »
dun bash mi ed in

10698
The Flood / Re: >tfw nothing to do on halloween
« on: October 31, 2014, 05:37:23 PM »
literally been on this bed whole day

10699
The Flood / Re: What a smaaaaaall world
« on: October 31, 2014, 05:19:05 PM »

10700
The Flood / Re: What a smaaaaaall world
« on: October 31, 2014, 05:15:46 PM »

10701
The Flood / Re: Sep7agon Users Exposed!
« on: October 31, 2014, 05:14:59 PM »
im scared

10702
The Flood / Re: What a smaaaaaall world
« on: October 31, 2014, 05:08:39 PM »
>white

10703
The Flood / Re: Would you suck this girls beautiful toes?
« on: October 31, 2014, 04:37:24 PM »
her hair is nice

10704
The Flood / Re: So I'm all alone
« on: October 31, 2014, 03:33:41 PM »
Who are these purrinen and SHERL0CKED plebeians?
purrinen sounds like a finnish name
They're saying they're finnish.
huh

10705
The Flood / Re: So I'm all alone
« on: October 31, 2014, 03:30:44 PM »
Who are these purrinen and SHERL0CKED plebeians?
purrinen sounds like a finnish name

10706
The Flood / Re: The worst thing that has ever happened to you?
« on: October 31, 2014, 02:46:29 PM »
my kneecap has dislocated 3 times. it hinders my ability to play some sports and i cant be on my knees unless i lean on the right knee.

10708
The Flood / Re: What is the edgiest opinion you can conjure up?
« on: October 31, 2014, 02:11:54 PM »
this page is mine

10710
The Flood / Re: we have been visited
« on: October 31, 2014, 01:09:54 PM »
i have good boners and calcicum

thats gay
mmmm keep telling me that

no, because you seem to be getting pleasure out of it
oss likes it
bully
dont make me spank you
thats gay.scarydigger

sucking dick isnt gay if you say no homo
is this true

yes
anything you do that is considered gay is automatically canceled out when you say "no homo"
saying "its just a joke" works too
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