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The Flood / Re: Wet Dreamz
« on: January 20, 2015, 11:09:32 AM »
I was expecting a thread about nocturnal ejaculation

Incorrect

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The Flood / Re: Wet Dreamz
« on: January 20, 2015, 10:52:07 AM »
Do you even gangster?

Quite the opposite, actually

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The Flood / Wet Dreamz
« on: January 20, 2015, 10:50:28 AM »
YouTube


Spoiler
[Produced by J. Cole]

[Intro]
Cole
Cole, world
Yeah
Let me take y'all back man
As I do so well

[Verse 1]
Wasn't nothin' like that
Man, it wasn't nothin' like that first, time
She was in my math class
Long hair, brown skin with the fat ass
Sat beside me, used to laugh, had mad jokes
The teacher always got mad so we passed notes
It started off so innocent
She had a vibe and a nigga started diggin' it
I was a youngin' straight crushin' tryna play this shit cool
But a nigga couldn't wait to get to school
Cause when I seen 'em thighs on her and them hips on her and them lips on her
Got me daydreaming, man what
I'm thinkin' how she rides on it, if she sits on it, if she licks on it
Make it hard for me to stand up
As time goes by, attractions getting deep and
Wet dreaming thinkin' that I'm smashin' but I'm sleepin'
I want it bad, and I ain't never been obsessed before
She wrote a note that said "You ever had sex before?"
Damn

[Hook]
And I ain't never did this before, no (x8)

[Verse 2]
I wrote back and said: "of course I had sex before" knowing I was frontin'
I said, "I'm like a pro, baby," knowing I was stuntin'
But if I told the truth I knew that I'd get played out, son
Hadn't been in pussy since the day I came out one
But, she don't know that, so she done wrote back and told me
"Oh you a pro homie? Well I want you to show me
My mama gone for the weekend
So Saturday baby we can get to freakin'"
That's when my heart start racing and my body start sweatin'
Baby, you done woke my lil' man up
I'm thinking how that body look naked when you laying on the bed
Teacher, please don't make me stand up
I wrote back like "Yeah, baby, sound like a plan"
Still trying to play it cool, sound like the man
But I was scared to death my nigga, my stomach turned
Talking shit knowing damn well I was a virgin
Fuck

[Hook]

[Verse 3]
You know that feeling when you know you finna bone for the first time
I'm hoping that she won't notice it's my first time
I'm hoping that my shit is big enough to fuck with
And most of all I'm praying, "God don't let me bust quick"
I'm watching pornos trying to see just how to stroke right
Practice putting condoms on, how it go right
I'm in her crib, now a nigga palms sweatin'
With a pocket full of rubbers and an erection
That's when my hands start touching and her face start blushing
And a nigga roll over on top
And then she get my pants unbuckled and her hands start rubbing
On me, ooh girl don't stop
It's time for action: pull out the condoms real smooth, yeah, just how I practiced
But right before I put it in, she flinched and grabbed it and said
"I wanna get something off my mental
I can tell you're a pro, but baby be gentle, cause..."

[Hook]

10/10 song

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The Flood / Re: Are you allowed to reuse condoms?
« on: January 20, 2015, 10:46:43 AM »
I don't know, I don't use condoms
Enjoy teen pregnancy

I had sex over...fuck, idek, and I still haven't made a mistake.

Pull out game is too strong
Funny thing, and I'm being serious here--despite what health class tells everyone, pulling out is actually an effective way of avoiding pregnancies.

Lol

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The Flood / Re: Are you allowed to reuse condoms?
« on: January 19, 2015, 03:39:47 PM »
I don't know, I don't use condoms
Enjoy teen pregnancy

I had sex over...fuck, idek, and I still haven't made a mistake.

Pull out game is too strong
You can't get men pregnant anyway BC

But I'm straight?
Don't deny your true self

But I'm dating a woman?

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The Flood / Re: House Project Thread: Let's take a tour shall we?
« on: January 19, 2015, 03:38:19 PM »
That's one tough car

Nigga that's a truck. Know your better. Up here trucks are probably man's second best friend.

I don't know why I said car lol, good point.

Fuck dude, tough son of a bitch. That things like 70 years old

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The Flood / Re: Are you allowed to reuse condoms?
« on: January 19, 2015, 03:37:27 PM »
I don't know, I don't use condoms
Enjoy teen pregnancy

I had sex over...fuck, idek, and I still haven't made a mistake.

Pull out game is too strong
You can't get men pregnant anyway BC

But I'm straight?

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The Flood / Re: Are you allowed to reuse condoms?
« on: January 19, 2015, 03:36:11 PM »
I don't know, I don't use condoms
Enjoy teen pregnancy

I had sex over...fuck, idek, and I still haven't made a mistake.

Pull out game is too strong
Could have sworn there was a time you freaked the fuck out on here once.

You are correct, but it was merely out of her doubting me. Nothing had actually happened

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The Flood / Re: Are you allowed to reuse condoms?
« on: January 19, 2015, 03:34:21 PM »
I don't know, I don't use condoms
Enjoy teen pregnancy

I had sex over...fuck, idek, and I still haven't made a mistake.

Pull out game is too strong

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The Flood / Re: House Project Thread: Let's take a tour shall we?
« on: January 19, 2015, 03:33:46 PM »
That's one tough car

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The Flood / Re: Are you allowed to reuse condoms?
« on: January 19, 2015, 03:31:27 PM »
I don't know, I don't use condoms

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The Flood / Re: El Gato says Meow
« on: January 18, 2015, 09:46:02 PM »
Name it Catzilla

She named it Stella, it's a meh name but whatever

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The Flood / El Gato says Meow
« on: January 18, 2015, 09:11:56 PM »


New addition, homie

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The Flood / Re: I am Evilegiac
« on: January 16, 2015, 12:45:30 AM »
And here...we...go!

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The Flood / Re: I'm a good role model.
« on: January 16, 2015, 12:44:38 AM »
No Role Modelz

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The Flood / Re: Rustle my jimmies
« on: January 16, 2015, 12:40:03 AM »
u aint even got a Bugatti, boi

lelelelelelel

Bruuuh

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The Flood / Re: Still not Legendary
« on: January 15, 2015, 09:53:42 AM »
I've upvotes you like 3 days in a row

Thanks.

You hit heroic in half the time it took me :'(
haha I'm not sure if that's good or bad

Good for you

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The Flood / Re: Best around, or Best in town?
« on: January 15, 2015, 09:53:20 AM »


Maybe you should ask your bodyguard.

Hahaha

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The Flood / Best around, or Best in town?
« on: January 15, 2015, 09:35:25 AM »
What do you pick

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The Flood / Re: Still not Legendary
« on: January 15, 2015, 09:33:53 AM »
Upvote for upvote man, you know how it goes around these parts.

Done homie

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The Flood / Re: Rustle my jimmies
« on: January 15, 2015, 09:31:59 AM »
you lie about being rich

*insert maximum rustle gif*

Fun fact, the City of LA follows me on Instagram. I live in Miami. Trippy shit

I win. yay. And nice dude.


The image isn't showing up :-\


I don't get it

Quote
*insert maximum rustle gif*

I won. That was my victory dance.

Ah, thank you

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The Flood / Re: Rustle my jimmies
« on: January 15, 2015, 09:30:48 AM »
you lie about being rich

*insert maximum rustle gif*

Fun fact, the City of LA follows me on Instagram. I live in Miami. Trippy shit

I win. yay. And nice dude.


The image isn't showing up :-\


I don't get it

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The Flood / Re: Rustle my jimmies
« on: January 15, 2015, 09:28:53 AM »
you lie about being rich

*insert maximum rustle gif*

Fun fact, the City of LA follows me on Instagram. I live in Miami. Trippy shit

I win. yay. And nice dude.


The image isn't showing up :-\

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The Flood / Re: Still not Legendary
« on: January 15, 2015, 09:27:31 AM »
I've upvotes you like 3 days in a row

Thanks.

You hit heroic in half the time it took me :'(

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The Flood / Re: Still not Legendary
« on: January 15, 2015, 09:26:57 AM »


boop
^

The boop noise I made in my head went perfectly with the gif. I smiled like an idiot lmfao.

Thank you for that

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The Flood / Re: Rustle my jimmies
« on: January 15, 2015, 09:26:09 AM »
you lie about being rich

*insert maximum rustle gif*

Fun fact, the City of LA follows me on Instagram. I live in Miami. Trippy shit

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The Flood / Still not Legendary
« on: January 15, 2015, 09:24:40 AM »
 :'(, y u no luv me

The Dank Lord hit Legendary
Our resident duck/chic hit Legendary
Everyone being ascended but meager BC :'(

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