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The Flood / Re: Wet Dreamz
« on: January 20, 2015, 11:09:32 AM »I was expecting a thread about nocturnal ejaculation
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The Flood / Re: Wet Dreamz« on: January 20, 2015, 11:09:32 AM »I was expecting a thread about nocturnal ejaculation Incorrect 4112
The Flood / Re: Wet Dreamz« on: January 20, 2015, 10:52:07 AM »Do you even gangster? Quite the opposite, actually 4113
The Flood / Wet Dreamz« on: January 20, 2015, 10:50:28 AM »YouTube Spoiler [Produced by J. Cole] [Intro] Cole Cole, world Yeah Let me take y'all back man As I do so well [Verse 1] Wasn't nothin' like that Man, it wasn't nothin' like that first, time She was in my math class Long hair, brown skin with the fat ass Sat beside me, used to laugh, had mad jokes The teacher always got mad so we passed notes It started off so innocent She had a vibe and a nigga started diggin' it I was a youngin' straight crushin' tryna play this shit cool But a nigga couldn't wait to get to school Cause when I seen 'em thighs on her and them hips on her and them lips on her Got me daydreaming, man what I'm thinkin' how she rides on it, if she sits on it, if she licks on it Make it hard for me to stand up As time goes by, attractions getting deep and Wet dreaming thinkin' that I'm smashin' but I'm sleepin' I want it bad, and I ain't never been obsessed before She wrote a note that said "You ever had sex before?" Damn [Hook] And I ain't never did this before, no (x8) [Verse 2] I wrote back and said: "of course I had sex before" knowing I was frontin' I said, "I'm like a pro, baby," knowing I was stuntin' But if I told the truth I knew that I'd get played out, son Hadn't been in pussy since the day I came out one But, she don't know that, so she done wrote back and told me "Oh you a pro homie? Well I want you to show me My mama gone for the weekend So Saturday baby we can get to freakin'" That's when my heart start racing and my body start sweatin' Baby, you done woke my lil' man up I'm thinking how that body look naked when you laying on the bed Teacher, please don't make me stand up I wrote back like "Yeah, baby, sound like a plan" Still trying to play it cool, sound like the man But I was scared to death my nigga, my stomach turned Talking shit knowing damn well I was a virgin Fuck [Hook] [Verse 3] You know that feeling when you know you finna bone for the first time I'm hoping that she won't notice it's my first time I'm hoping that my shit is big enough to fuck with And most of all I'm praying, "God don't let me bust quick" I'm watching pornos trying to see just how to stroke right Practice putting condoms on, how it go right I'm in her crib, now a nigga palms sweatin' With a pocket full of rubbers and an erection That's when my hands start touching and her face start blushing And a nigga roll over on top And then she get my pants unbuckled and her hands start rubbing On me, ooh girl don't stop It's time for action: pull out the condoms real smooth, yeah, just how I practiced But right before I put it in, she flinched and grabbed it and said "I wanna get something off my mental I can tell you're a pro, but baby be gentle, cause..." [Hook] 10/10 song 4114
The Flood / Re: Are you allowed to reuse condoms?« on: January 20, 2015, 10:46:43 AM »Funny thing, and I'm being serious here--despite what health class tells everyone, pulling out is actually an effective way of avoiding pregnancies.I don't know, I don't use condomsEnjoy teen pregnancy Lol 4115
The Flood / Re: Are you allowed to reuse condoms?« on: January 19, 2015, 03:39:47 PM »Don't deny your true selfYou can't get men pregnant anyway BCI don't know, I don't use condomsEnjoy teen pregnancy But I'm dating a woman? 4116
The Flood / Re: House Project Thread: Let's take a tour shall we?« on: January 19, 2015, 03:38:19 PM »That's one tough car I don't know why I said car lol, good point. Fuck dude, tough son of a bitch. That things like 70 years old 4117
The Flood / Re: Are you allowed to reuse condoms?« on: January 19, 2015, 03:37:27 PM »You can't get men pregnant anyway BCI don't know, I don't use condomsEnjoy teen pregnancy But I'm straight? 4118
The Flood / Re: Are you allowed to reuse condoms?« on: January 19, 2015, 03:36:11 PM »Could have sworn there was a time you freaked the fuck out on here once.I don't know, I don't use condomsEnjoy teen pregnancy You are correct, but it was merely out of her doubting me. Nothing had actually happened 4119
The Flood / Re: Are you allowed to reuse condoms?« on: January 19, 2015, 03:34:21 PM »I don't know, I don't use condomsEnjoy teen pregnancy I had sex over...fuck, idek, and I still haven't made a mistake. Pull out game is too strong 4120
The Flood / Re: House Project Thread: Let's take a tour shall we?« on: January 19, 2015, 03:33:46 PM »
That's one tough car
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The Flood / Re: Are you allowed to reuse condoms?« on: January 19, 2015, 03:31:27 PM »
I don't know, I don't use condoms
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The Flood / Re: El Gato says Meow« on: January 18, 2015, 09:46:02 PM »Name it Catzilla She named it Stella, it's a meh name but whatever 4126
The Flood / Re: Rustle my jimmies« on: January 16, 2015, 12:40:03 AM »u aint even got a Bugatti, boi Bruuuh 4127
The Flood / Re: Are the walls of your bedroom painted in your favorite color?« on: January 15, 2015, 09:54:03 AM »4128
The Flood / Re: Still not Legendary« on: January 15, 2015, 09:53:42 AM »haha I'm not sure if that's good or badI've upvotes you like 3 days in a row Good for you 4129
The Flood / Re: Best around, or Best in town?« on: January 15, 2015, 09:53:20 AM »
Hahaha 4130
The Flood / Best around, or Best in town?« on: January 15, 2015, 09:35:25 AM »
What do you pick
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The Flood / Re: Still not Legendary« on: January 15, 2015, 09:33:53 AM »Upvote for upvote man, you know how it goes around these parts. Done homie 4132
The Flood / Re: Rustle my jimmies« on: January 15, 2015, 09:31:59 AM »you lie about being rich Ah, thank you 4133
The Flood / Re: Rustle my jimmies« on: January 15, 2015, 09:30:48 AM »you lie about being rich I don't get it 4134
The Flood / Re: Rustle my jimmies« on: January 15, 2015, 09:28:53 AM »you lie about being rich The image isn't showing up 4135
The Flood / Re: You have 10 seconds to prove you're not a Britbong« on: January 15, 2015, 09:28:02 AM »4136
The Flood / Re: Still not Legendary« on: January 15, 2015, 09:27:31 AM »I've upvotes you like 3 days in a row Thanks. You hit heroic in half the time it took me 4137
The Flood / Re: Still not Legendary« on: January 15, 2015, 09:26:57 AM »
The boop noise I made in my head went perfectly with the gif. I smiled like an idiot lmfao. Thank you for that 4138
The Flood / Re: Rustle my jimmies« on: January 15, 2015, 09:26:09 AM »you lie about being rich *insert maximum rustle gif* Fun fact, the City of LA follows me on Instagram. I live in Miami. Trippy shit 4139
The Flood / Still not Legendary« on: January 15, 2015, 09:24:40 AM »
, y u no luv me
The Dank Lord hit Legendary Our resident duck/chic hit Legendary Everyone being ascended but meager BC |