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The Flood / Re: Has anyone here been to Dubai and the surrounding areas
« on: October 15, 2014, 02:50:09 PM »
They have gold vending machines.
Vending machines that are plated gold or give out gold ingots?

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The Flood / Re: How does this even happen?
« on: October 15, 2014, 02:48:19 PM »
You might have a twisted nut, and yes that is very real. Pretty serious too. If it doesn't go away in a couple days, then get your ass to the doctor. But I guarantee it's just because you had a prolonged session. I can't imagine how the other person feels ffs.
The sphincter doesn't hurt when you get torsion.

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The Flood / Re: Has anyone here been to Dubai and the surrounding areas
« on: October 15, 2014, 02:35:17 PM »
You can go skiing.

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The Flood / Re: Confession thread
« on: October 15, 2014, 12:49:47 AM »
I don't feel any form of attraction to strangers.
...Most people don't.
What I mean to say is I won't look at someone I don't know and think "that's hot"
It just doesn't happen.
That just means you have dignity and standards.
I mean sure I've got standards, I legitimately won't get aroused. It's like if I'm not in love with someone, I'm completely asexual.
..Again, that's just being a decent Human being and having self-control. I don't think that requires a sexual orientation to justify it.
Whatever dude.
What do I tell people when they ask my orientation then? Because I'm not gay or straight, and frankly I'm not exactly bi either.

The label works. It fits, and it makes sense to me. If you're telling me that I just don't have a sexuality then bugger off.
I'm just saying that what you're saying doesn't make sense to me.

You're saying that you're this kind of orientation that isn't attracted to people, except when you meet someone you're interested in(attracted to), and that you're not attracted to other people? I don't see what's abnormal about that.

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The Flood / Re: Confession thread
« on: October 15, 2014, 12:43:37 AM »
I don't feel any form of attraction to strangers.
...Most people don't.
What I mean to say is I won't look at someone I don't know and think "that's hot"
It just doesn't happen.
That just means you have dignity and standards.
I mean sure I've got standards, I legitimately won't get aroused. It's like if I'm not in love with someone, I'm completely asexual.
..Again, that's just being a decent Human being and having self-control. I don't think that requires a sexual orientation to justify it.

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The Flood / Re: Confession thread
« on: October 15, 2014, 12:36:37 AM »
I don't feel any form of attraction to strangers.
...Most people don't.
What I mean to say is I won't look at someone I don't know and think "that's hot"
It just doesn't happen.
That just means you have dignity and standards.

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Gaming / Re: Underrated games
« on: October 15, 2014, 12:33:50 AM »

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Gaming / Re: Way to go Xbox and PlayStation you are so powerful
« on: October 15, 2014, 12:32:57 AM »
You have fun with your shitty vacation to some tourist trap.  I'll be gladly sitting around benchmarking and stress testing GPUs and obsessing over technical details because it's fun.
How is nature a tourist trap? You think I want to go to New York or Las Vegas or something? No thanks.

LOL nature.  No civilization, no politics, no technology sound fracking amazing. 

/sarcasm
Your name couldn't be more appropriate right now.

And why might that be?
You are robotic scum. Your existence is because of politics, civilization, and technology. Your pathetic existence is merely on the whim of a factory owner, you'll never know what it's like to experience nature, love, happiness, all you're programmed to do is tinker and kill.

Get the idea, CIS Scum?

Yes I get the idea very well.  And to be frank I don't care.
You're not frank, clanker. Frank was a better man than you could ever imagine being!

*cries in corner*

*shoots at you with blaster*  GET REKT REPUBLIC CONSOLE PLEB
Feel triggered yet?

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The Flood / Re: Confession thread
« on: October 15, 2014, 12:30:15 AM »
I don't feel any form of attraction to strangers.
...Most people don't.

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The Flood / Re: Feminism hate thread!
« on: October 15, 2014, 12:29:31 AM »
I could totally hang with these bitches.
Good news, I've got enough rope!

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Gaming / Re: Way to go Xbox and PlayStation you are so powerful
« on: October 15, 2014, 12:28:52 AM »
You have fun with your shitty vacation to some tourist trap.  I'll be gladly sitting around benchmarking and stress testing GPUs and obsessing over technical details because it's fun.
How is nature a tourist trap? You think I want to go to New York or Las Vegas or something? No thanks.

LOL nature.  No civilization, no politics, no technology sound fracking amazing. 

/sarcasm
Your name couldn't be more appropriate right now.

And why might that be?
You are robotic scum. Your existence is because of politics, civilization, and technology. Your pathetic existence is merely on the whim of a factory owner, you'll never know what it's like to experience nature, love, happiness, all you're programmed to do is tinker and kill.

Get the idea, CIS Scum?

Yes I get the idea very well.  And to be frank I don't care.
You're not frank, clanker. Frank was a better man than you could ever imagine being!

*cries in corner*

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Gaming / Re: Underrated games
« on: October 15, 2014, 12:27:55 AM »
That last mission in AC6 though..
That mission and the Heavy Command Cruiser mission were a pain in the ass
I had to spend like 10 fracking minutes flying out of the zone just to rearm once during that HCC mission. Despite being a pain in the ass, it was a lot of fun and I don't regret finally playing through it this year after having it shelved for so long.
It took me a few days to pass that level. I tried just about every jet and failed all the time. I even used the A-10 Thunderbolt lol and I kicked ass against the big ships using the A-10 but the Strigon team would always kill me.
I just kept using the same plane over and over again until I didn't suck. Took out the smaller ones several times, and got several of Strigon down, but would always end up doing something wrong and getting killed. I still remember when I tried to focus on Strigon first and they lured me away from the Carrier, so they started launching missiles at me. Such shame :(

And I usually used the ship that you'd unlock from the previous mission. Only time that really bit me in the ass was with the Tomcat. And the A10 on the storm the beaches mission was good, until the only enemies left were 2 Fighters that I couldn't catch, and my wingmen wouldn't do shit about.

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Gaming / Re: Way to go Xbox and PlayStation you are so powerful
« on: October 15, 2014, 12:22:57 AM »
You have fun with your shitty vacation to some tourist trap.  I'll be gladly sitting around benchmarking and stress testing GPUs and obsessing over technical details because it's fun.
How is nature a tourist trap? You think I want to go to New York or Las Vegas or something? No thanks.

LOL nature.  No civilization, no politics, no technology sound fracking amazing. 

/sarcasm
Your name couldn't be more appropriate right now.

And why might that be?
You are robotic scum. Your existence is because of politics, civilization, and technology. Your pathetic existence is merely on the whim of a factory owner, you'll never know what it's like to experience nature, love, happiness, all you're programmed to do is tinker and kill.

Get the idea, CIS Scum?

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Gaming / Re: Way to go Xbox and PlayStation you are so powerful
« on: October 15, 2014, 12:16:03 AM »
You have fun with your shitty vacation to some tourist trap.  I'll be gladly sitting around benchmarking and stress testing GPUs and obsessing over technical details because it's fun.
How is nature a tourist trap? You think I want to go to New York or Las Vegas or something? No thanks.

LOL nature.  No civilization, no politics, no technology sound fracking amazing. 

/sarcasm
Your name couldn't be more appropriate right now.

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Gaming / Re: Underrated games
« on: October 15, 2014, 12:14:19 AM »
That last mission in AC6 though..
That mission and the Heavy Command Cruiser mission were a pain in the ass
I had to spend like 10 fucking minutes flying out of the zone just to rearm once during that HCC mission. Despite being a pain in the ass, it was a lot of fun and I don't regret finally playing through it this year after having it shelved for so long.

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Gaming / Re: Way to go Xbox and PlayStation you are so powerful
« on: October 15, 2014, 12:10:29 AM »
Bow down, peasant.
Spoiler

SILENCE
I hope you have fun sitting in your room alone and jerking off to those. I will put that $1,000 towards an amazing vacation with my significant other.

You have fun with your shitty vacation to some tourist trap.  I'll be gladly sitting around benchmarking and stress testing GPUs and obsessing over technical details because it's fun.
That's even more pathetic than going on vacation with Vien.

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Gaming / Re: Underrated games
« on: October 15, 2014, 12:08:17 AM »
That last mission in AC6 though..

Anyone remember Rogue Squadron? Fun times.

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The Flood / Re: Feminism hate thread!
« on: October 15, 2014, 12:01:14 AM »

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MFW People are still trying to say it Activisions fault and defending Bungie they still haven't opened their eyes and realized Bungie has always made shitty games
Saying MFW doesn't really work when I don't have a picture to know what your face is.
Use the Powah of Imagination!
If I wanted to use my imagination I wouldn't be on the internet, bitch.
If you weren't on the Internet you would have been laid by now ò.ó

Nah, still would be a virgin. Can't taint me, filthy hoes.

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Gaming / Re: Way to go Xbox and PlayStation you are so powerful
« on: October 14, 2014, 11:55:03 PM »
Learn your place, PC peasant.

>4K
>Steam
>120 FPS
>massive indie library
>water cooling
>overclocking
>CrossFireX/SLI
>RTS, MMORPG, MOBA, simulator. 

GET REKT PLEB
All I hear is tiny dick, m8.

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MFW People are still trying to say it Activisions fault and defending Bungie they still haven't opened their eyes and realized Bungie has always made shitty games
Saying MFW doesn't really work when I don't have a picture to know what your face is.
Use the Powah of Imagination!
If I wanted to use my imagination I wouldn't be on the internet, bitch.

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The Flood / Re: Why do people hate on Iggy Azalea?
« on: October 14, 2014, 11:49:32 PM »
I'd rail her with the force of a speeding truck. Dem hips....
I'd hit her with a speeding truck.

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MFW People are still trying to say it Activisions fault and defending Bungie they still haven't opened their eyes and realized Bungie has always made shitty games
Saying MFW doesn't really work when I don't have a picture to know what your face is.

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The Flood / Re: Feminism hate thread!
« on: October 14, 2014, 11:47:52 PM »

That's just inaccurate. It distracts my urge to kill bitches and rip out their throat like a T-Rex while taking a selfie going "Ayy lmao"

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Activision.

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The Flood / Re: The absolute worst enemy design of all time
« on: October 14, 2014, 10:36:01 PM »
Halo 2 Legendary Jackals would like a word with you.
They were fine, you just had to not suck.

My point exactly, git gud scrub.

I beat all Halo 2 Legendary Jackal Snipers w/o dieing once.


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The Flood / Re: The absolute worst enemy design of all time
« on: October 14, 2014, 10:31:12 PM »
Halo 2 Legendary Jackals would like a word with you.
They were fine, you just had to not suck.

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The Flood / Re: Halowaypoint, it's been improved in a lot of ways.
« on: October 14, 2014, 10:23:48 PM »
Want me to infect them all?
Please do.

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The Flood / Re: Leeeeeeet's play a fuuuuuuun game
« on: October 14, 2014, 10:20:14 PM »
Nyet.

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