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9001
The Flood / Re: ITT: I Ruin Your Day :^)
« on: October 16, 2014, 10:27:58 PM »
So, is this ban worthy or not?

9002
Gaming / Re: Gotta love Halo Custom Edition
« on: October 16, 2014, 10:24:20 PM »
Best fan made single play campaign.
YouTube

Still a better love story than Halo 4.

9003
The Flood / Re: Reminder that Atheists are the bravest people.
« on: October 16, 2014, 10:20:47 PM »
In the US and other western countries, being an atheist is only mildly unpopular. Being an atheist is other parts of the world will get you killed either by citizens or by the government.

Why this didn't stay in Serious, I don't know. This is a pretty serious topic. It takes some real balls to do something like that.

Well I was originally inclined to leave it there but as Door didn't actually add much to the OP and by his own admission meant to put this in the Flood... <.<
>Photoshop
>Serious
u srs?

9004
The Flood / Re: Have any of you ever met each other IRL?
« on: October 16, 2014, 09:33:55 PM »
I have a feeling that would work out horribly if it did happen.

9005
Gaming / Re: Darksiders 2 is now free from GWG
« on: October 16, 2014, 09:31:59 PM »
I bought it, but haven't touched it as a monument to THQ's fall. RIP

9006
The Flood / Re: This creature's existence bothers me greatly
« on: October 16, 2014, 09:29:00 PM »
Looks kind of like a sperm worm.
.... Is.. is that a real thing?

9007
The Flood / Re: Reminder that Atheists are the bravest people.
« on: October 16, 2014, 09:13:04 PM »
And this gets to stay in serious why?
Stop being so religiously insensitive PSU.

9008
The Flood / Re: So how have I been lately?
« on: October 16, 2014, 08:54:33 PM »
What the hell are you 2 talking about? Seriously, just stop before someone's head explodes.

9009
The Flood / Re: I Was Told I Am Needed
« on: October 16, 2014, 08:48:01 PM »
You're here to stop Ebola Chan by giving everyone marijuana?

I'm okay with that.

9010
The Flood / Re: So how have I been lately?
« on: October 16, 2014, 08:40:25 PM »
Post your chick's tits and I'll like you more.

Spoiler
Just kidding
Spoiler
Like i'd ever enjoy 3DPD

What is 3DPD?

I refuse to look it up

3 Dimensional Pig Disgusting IIRC

Is that seriously it?

It's an acronym to refer to human beings/women in particular. And yes.

Huh, thanks
Basically the weebs think that 2D girls are better than real ones.
Because they are. A 2D girl will never leave you and take half your stuff.
That's because they're imaginary!
You're imaginary.
That would just mean that I'm more powerful than you could possibly imagine.

thanks fgt
But then you wouldn't be imaginary.
If I'm imagining myself, then I am.
But if you're imagining yourself, what's imagining your base consciousness for yourself to imagine yourself with?
You're just not of high enough intellect to comprehend.
Or are you just too vain to admit that you're all figments of my imagination that I created to pass the time while I whither away at the state asylum? Hmm? Didn't think about that, did you?
What you fail to realize is that you're a figment of my imagination and I made you make this world while you wither away in the asylum whilst I wither away in the nothingness of the void.
Oh my... that's so sad... couldn't you have atleast imagined me happier?
I'm visiting you now, in your dream world pretending to be your BB, aren't I?
But it's all just a dream...
If you can't tell the difference it's just as real as anything else, from a philosophical stance.
But doesn't knowing an illusion for what it is break the illusion?
I tried arguing that with people in my dreams as a kid, they don't really seem to care.

9011
The Flood / Re: So how have I been lately?
« on: October 16, 2014, 08:39:50 PM »
Post your chick's tits and I'll like you more.

Spoiler
Just kidding
Spoiler
Like i'd ever enjoy 3DPD

What is 3DPD?

I refuse to look it up

3 Dimensional Pig Disgusting IIRC

Is that seriously it?

It's an acronym to refer to human beings/women in particular. And yes.

Huh, thanks
Basically the weebs think that 2D girls are better than real ones.
Because they are. A 2D girl will never leave you and take half your stuff.
That's because they're imaginary!
You're imaginary.
That would just mean that I'm more powerful than you could possibly imagine.

thanks fgt
But then you wouldn't be imaginary.
If I'm imagining myself, then I am.
But if you're imagining yourself, what's imagining your base consciousness for yourself to imagine yourself with?
You're just not of high enough intellect to comprehend.
Or are you just too vain to admit that you're all figments of my imagination that I created to pass the time while I whither away at the state asylum? Hmm? Didn't think about that, did you?
What you fail to realize is that you're a figment of my imagination and I made you make this world while you wither away in the asylum whilst I wither away in the nothingness of the void.
Oh my... that's so sad... couldn't you have atleast imagined me happier?
I'm visiting you now, in your dream world pretending to be your BB, aren't I?
But it's all just a dream...
If you can't tell the difference it's just as real as anything else, from a philosophical stance.
But what if he just can't tell until he wakes up?

9012
Serious / Re: oh shit... i'm scared
« on: October 16, 2014, 08:38:02 PM »
That surprise hug at 2:52 though

9013
The Flood / Re: So how have I been lately?
« on: October 16, 2014, 08:31:48 PM »
Post your chick's tits and I'll like you more.

Spoiler
Just kidding
Spoiler
Like i'd ever enjoy 3DPD

What is 3DPD?

I refuse to look it up

3 Dimensional Pig Disgusting IIRC

Is that seriously it?

It's an acronym to refer to human beings/women in particular. And yes.

Huh, thanks
Basically the weebs think that 2D girls are better than real ones.
Because they are. A 2D girl will never leave you and take half your stuff.
That's because they're imaginary!
You're imaginary.
That would just mean that I'm more powerful than you could possibly imagine.

thanks fgt
But then you wouldn't be imaginary.
If I'm imagining myself, then I am.
But if you're imagining yourself, what's imagining your base consciousness for yourself to imagine yourself with?
You're just not of high enough intellect to comprehend.

9014
The Flood / Re: This creature's existence bothers me greatly
« on: October 16, 2014, 08:30:35 PM »
The environment they're in looks far more gross than the Olms themselves.
It's a cave. Crystals and weird things grow in caves. There is nothing gross about them, move along.

9015
The Flood / Re: So how have I been lately?
« on: October 16, 2014, 08:26:57 PM »
Post your chick's tits and I'll like you more.

Spoiler
Just kidding
Spoiler
Like i'd ever enjoy 3DPD

What is 3DPD?

I refuse to look it up

3 Dimensional Pig Disgusting IIRC

Is that seriously it?

It's an acronym to refer to human beings/women in particular. And yes.

Huh, thanks
Basically the weebs think that 2D girls are better than real ones.
Because they are. A 2D girl will never leave you and take half your stuff.
That's because they're imaginary!
You're imaginary.
That would just mean that I'm more powerful than you could possibly imagine.

thanks fgt
But then you wouldn't be imaginary.
If I'm imagining myself, then I am.

9016
The Flood / Re: This creature's existence bothers me greatly
« on: October 16, 2014, 08:19:20 PM »
mods lock this thread, 2 much fgtry in here.

purge with extreme predujuice

9017
The Flood / Re: So how have I been lately?
« on: October 16, 2014, 08:16:31 PM »
Post your chick's tits and I'll like you more.

Spoiler
Just kidding
Spoiler
Like i'd ever enjoy 3DPD

What is 3DPD?

I refuse to look it up

3 Dimensional Pig Disgusting IIRC

Is that seriously it?

It's an acronym to refer to human beings/women in particular. And yes.

Huh, thanks
Basically the weebs think that 2D girls are better than real ones.
Because they are. A 2D girl will never leave you and take half your stuff.
That's because they're imaginary!
You're imaginary.
That would just mean that I'm more powerful than you could possibly imagine.

thanks fgt

9018
The Flood / Re: So how have I been lately?
« on: October 16, 2014, 08:12:36 PM »
Post your chick's tits and I'll like you more.

Spoiler
Just kidding
Spoiler
Like i'd ever enjoy 3DPD

What is 3DPD?

I refuse to look it up

3 Dimensional Pig Disgusting IIRC

Is that seriously it?

It's an acronym to refer to human beings/women in particular. And yes.

Huh, thanks
Basically the weebs think that 2D girls are better than real ones.
Because they are. A 2D girl will never leave you and take half your stuff.
That's because they're imaginary!

9019
The Flood / Re: This creature's existence bothers me greatly
« on: October 16, 2014, 08:11:25 PM »

9020
The Flood / Re: So how have I been lately?
« on: October 16, 2014, 08:09:18 PM »
Post your chick's tits and I'll like you more.

Spoiler
Just kidding
Spoiler
Like i'd ever enjoy 3DPD

Waifu has a new acolyte I see <.<
Oh God, it's spreading.

We have to contain it.

9021
Gaming / Re: I have found the edgiest game on the planet.
« on: October 16, 2014, 08:07:15 PM »
This is the most promising game since Slavery: The Game was announced.

9022
The Flood / Re: Reminder that Atheists are the bravest people.
« on: October 16, 2014, 08:03:07 PM »
ITT how to photoshop for beginners.

9023
The Flood / Re: This creature's existence bothers me greatly
« on: October 16, 2014, 08:01:52 PM »
Who cares. Looks like a worm IMO. Worms don't scare me. Do they scare you?
It's a footlong Salamander that swims around and is nothing like a worm.

Check your privilege.

9024
The Flood / Re: This creature's existence bothers me greatly
« on: October 16, 2014, 07:54:07 PM »
What are they?  Are they sexing?
Some kind of blind cave Salamanders called "Olms". IDFK, do I look like a zoologist?

9025
The Flood / This creature's existence bothers me greatly
« on: October 16, 2014, 07:45:26 PM »

9026
The Flood / Re: 100% accurate music genre descriptions
« on: October 16, 2014, 07:21:03 PM »
Smooth Jazz?

9027
The Flood / Re: My mom is way too cute
« on: October 16, 2014, 05:49:39 PM »
I honestly don't think your car could make it to here in Michigan, anyway.

It definently could lol
>potholes everywhere
>Detroit
>Black people
>Snow
Fancy car do not seem to mix.

I doubt there are potholes on the highways
You would be surprised.

I'll take your word for it. But damn, that's bad
It's michigan. Our roads are shit 24/7 due to the snow of the past winter.

How would snow make potholes on Tarmac though?
Road expands/contracts. Road cracks, road cracks more, somehow a 2 ft crater is formed.

Oh. Is this all over michigan?
Not where there's dirt roads I suppose.

9028
The Flood / Re: My mom is way too cute
« on: October 16, 2014, 05:48:04 PM »
I honestly don't think your car could make it to here in Michigan, anyway.

It definently could lol
>potholes everywhere
>Detroit
>Black people
>Snow
Fancy car do not seem to mix.

I doubt there are potholes on the highways
You would be surprised.

I'll take your word for it. But damn, that's bad
It's michigan. Our roads are shit 24/7 due to the snow of the past winter.

How would snow make potholes on Tarmac though?
Road expands/contracts. Road cracks, road cracks more, somehow a 2 ft crater is formed.

9029
The Flood / Re: My mom is way too cute
« on: October 16, 2014, 05:45:17 PM »
I honestly don't think your car could make it to here in Michigan, anyway.

It definently could lol
>potholes everywhere
>Detroit
>Black people
>Snow
Fancy car do not seem to mix.

I doubt there are potholes on the highways
You would be surprised.

I'll take your word for it. But damn, that's bad
Quote
>Detroit

9030
The Flood / Re: My mom is way too cute
« on: October 16, 2014, 05:42:40 PM »
I honestly don't think your car could make it to here in Michigan, anyway.

It definently could lol
>potholes everywhere
>Detroit
>Black people
>Snow
Fancy car do not seem to mix.

I doubt there are potholes on the highways
You would be surprised.

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