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The Flood / Re: How long until this atheism fad wears down?
« on: October 19, 2014, 02:07:33 PM »
Even if Jesus came and took all the good Christians with him, people would still find reasons not to believe.

Allow me to break it down.


The current situation:
People insist that god exist but can provide no solid evidence and therefor no real reason to believe beyond faith.

Insufficient evidence

The rapture:
Jesus literally fracking comes and takes people away

Sufficient evidence

You know what is going to be terrible about that?
The thing that gives you confirmation of what you believe, The Holy Spirit.........leaves with them.
So to be a Christian after that.........it'll be harder than it has ever been before. You will be tortured, hunted down, mocked, horrors will come to those who claim Christ.

you will die for not taking the mark of the Beast.

And you will have no confirmation that what you believe is true. You will just have to trust that what you believe is true to the end.

Spoiler
if you believe the bible, of course.
This is why I'm still of the belief that John was just going insane at the end of his time isolated from the world. Revelations just seems to make no sense in the overall context.

Still a cool story though.

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Gaming / After being spammed with ads, I checked SWTOR out
« on: October 19, 2014, 01:55:35 PM »
It seems kinda boring, and the movement controls annoy me almost as much as Bionicle Heroes.

Am I missing something here?

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Jail? As much as this would make some prisoners happy to have a new meat cushion of a cellmate, I think the best punishment is having them professionally slapped by the local police force anytime the offender steps out of line.

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Serious / Re: Should gladiatorial death matches be allowed?
« on: October 19, 2014, 12:41:14 PM »
Should gladiatorial blood sports be allowed under the conditions that competitors are there upon their own free will and are in a sane state of mind?
I'm pretty sure volunteering for this kind of thing proves that you aren't in a sane state of mind.

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The Flood / Re: Muscular dude can't open a water bottle
« on: October 19, 2014, 12:33:52 PM »
I've only had problems on jars of pickles, but even that's rare.

It's like when people don't know how to open potato chip bags, just hilarious.

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The Flood / Re: You know who's my besf friend today Flood?
« on: October 19, 2014, 12:30:35 PM »
That awkwardness when I've only had coffee once as a kid, and I didn't like it and never tried it again.

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The Flood / Re: MODS ARE ASLEEP
« on: October 19, 2014, 11:45:21 AM »

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The Flood / Re: So apparently I dress like "A Hick"
« on: October 19, 2014, 01:06:44 AM »
Sounds like you dress more like a tool.
A tool?
A tool, as in you dress very generically for a guy and have no sense of self style.  You dress like the "typical guy."

This is coming from the person who apparently hasn't gotten over the "color my hair weird colors and adopt an odd hairstyle" stage that adolescent girls go through.

Forgive me if I think your definition of a "tool" sounds like a normal, healthy individual.
No, a tool doesn't think about or put much effort into the clothes they wear.  They buy what stores tell them to buy.  Yeah, I'm pretty much a 16 year old girl, but I don't just walk into Hot Topic and buy whatever they have.  I put a lot more effort into what I like to wear.  Other people do, too.  But generally, people (guys) don't.
Nobody goes to Hot Topic except 16 year olds.

I'm with Napalm here.
-_- I don't either.  I shop online because I can never find anything I like in stores.  But if you've ever noticed, guys don't have as many options when it comes to clothes. And after a while, they start looking the same.  Plus guys clothes don't even fit the male body properly.
Nobody wants to wear tights, fitting the male body doesn't even sound like a real thing.

It's clothing dammit people. You wear it to protect your body, not to be part of a fashion show.
Um.. no.  This is 2014.  We live in a world of fashion and function.  And fashion is taking a greater precedence for the common person as our lives become easier.  And if fitting the female body is a thing, so is it for the male.  Men aren't just rectangles like clothes makers like to assume.  The human body has very few, if any flat surfaces, and it should be  reflected in what we wear. Yet it's not.. for men.

What you're proposing sounds like absolute mental retardation and feggitry.
You mean doing for men that has been done for women for how long?
Oh yeah, totally.

It's been done for women because society views tighter, more body-fitting clothing as feminine.

What you are proposing is feminine clothing styles for men. Men and women aren't the same.
No kidding.  But men's fashion in the past had been more form fitting to the male body.  It wasn't feminine, just fitting.  Men even still wear fitting clothing.  It's still made, but more often than not, men's clothing is just a simple rectangular/cylindrical shape that men's bodies are not shaped like.  Then again, they probably leave the extra room since it's "socially acceptable" to be fat.
How does one even make rectangular clothing? All my pants are circular. If you want fashion, then rectangular pants should be your promotion.
I think he's complaining that not all articles of clothing are tight-fitting bodysuits. He's talking about T-shirts and so on, I think.
If I want to wear tight clothing like that, I'll put the dry-suit on, thank you very much.

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The Flood / Re: So apparently I dress like "A Hick"
« on: October 19, 2014, 01:03:30 AM »
Sounds like you dress more like a tool.
A tool?
A tool, as in you dress very generically for a guy and have no sense of self style.  You dress like the "typical guy."

This is coming from the person who apparently hasn't gotten over the "color my hair weird colors and adopt an odd hairstyle" stage that adolescent girls go through.

Forgive me if I think your definition of a "tool" sounds like a normal, healthy individual.
No, a tool doesn't think about or put much effort into the clothes they wear.  They buy what stores tell them to buy.  Yeah, I'm pretty much a 16 year old girl, but I don't just walk into Hot Topic and buy whatever they have.  I put a lot more effort into what I like to wear.  Other people do, too.  But generally, people (guys) don't.
Nobody goes to Hot Topic except 16 year olds.

I'm with Napalm here.
-_- I don't either.  I shop online because I can never find anything I like in stores.  But if you've ever noticed, guys don't have as many options when it comes to clothes. And after a while, they start looking the same.  Plus guys clothes don't even fit the male body properly.
Nobody wants to wear tights, fitting the male body doesn't even sound like a real thing.

It's clothing dammit people. You wear it to protect your body, not to be part of a fashion show.
Um.. no.  This is 2014.  We live in a world of fashion and function.  And fashion is taking a greater precedence for the common person as our lives become easier.  And if fitting the female body is a thing, so is it for the male.  Men aren't just rectangles like clothes makers like to assume.  The human body has very few, if any flat surfaces, and it should be  reflected in what we wear. Yet it's not.. for men.

What you're proposing sounds like absolute mental retardation and feggitry.
You mean doing for men that has been done for women for how long?
Oh yeah, totally.

It's been done for women because society views tighter, more body-fitting clothing as feminine.

What you are proposing is feminine clothing styles for men. Men and women aren't the same.
No kidding.  But men's fashion in the past had been more form fitting to the male body.  It wasn't feminine, just fitting.  Men even still wear fitting clothing.  It's still made, but more often than not, men's clothing is just a simple rectangular/cylindrical shape that men's bodies are not shaped like.  Then again, they probably leave the extra room since it's "socially acceptable" to be fat.
How does one even make rectangular clothing? All my pants are circular. If you want fashion, then rectangular pants should be your promotion.

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The Flood / Re: So apparently I dress like "A Hick"
« on: October 19, 2014, 12:11:53 AM »
Sounds like you dress more like a tool.
A tool?
A tool, as in you dress very generically for a guy and have no sense of self style.  You dress like the "typical guy."

This is coming from the person who apparently hasn't gotten over the "color my hair weird colors and adopt an odd hairstyle" stage that adolescent girls go through.

Forgive me if I think your definition of a "tool" sounds like a normal, healthy individual.
No, a tool doesn't think about or put much effort into the clothes they wear.  They buy what stores tell them to buy.  Yeah, I'm pretty much a 16 year old girl, but I don't just walk into Hot Topic and buy whatever they have.  I put a lot more effort into what I like to wear.  Other people do, too.  But generally, people (guys) don't.
Nobody goes to Hot Topic except 16 year olds.

I'm with Napalm here.
-_- I don't either.  I shop online because I can never find anything I like in stores.  But if you've ever noticed, guys don't have as many options when it comes to clothes. And after a while, they start looking the same.  Plus guys clothes don't even fit the male body properly.
Nobody wants to wear tights, fitting the male body doesn't even sound like a real thing.

It's clothing dammit people. You wear it to protect your body, not to be part of a fashion show.

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The Flood / Re: Anime
« on: October 19, 2014, 12:10:03 AM »
Anime is amazing. It is really relaxing at times to sit back and watch a few episodes.
Silence, witch.

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The Flood / Re: So apparently I dress like "A Hick"
« on: October 18, 2014, 11:44:16 PM »
Sounds like you dress more like a tool.
A tool?
A tool, as in you dress very generically for a guy and have no sense of self style.  You dress like the "typical guy."

This is coming from the person who apparently hasn't gotten over the "color my hair weird colors and adopt an odd hairstyle" stage that adolescent girls go through.

Forgive me if I think your definition of a "tool" sounds like a normal, healthy individual.
No, a tool doesn't think about or put much effort into the clothes they wear.  They buy what stores tell them to buy.  Yeah, I'm pretty much a 16 year old girl, but I don't just walk into Hot Topic and buy whatever they have.  I put a lot more effort into what I like to wear.  Other people do, too.  But generally, people (guys) don't.
Nobody goes to Hot Topic except 16 year olds.

I'm with Napalm here.

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The Flood / Re: Do You Like Bananas?
« on: October 18, 2014, 11:41:24 PM »
Hail banana god.

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The Flood / Re: Do You Like Bananas?
« on: October 18, 2014, 11:36:58 PM »
Everyone that doesn't is a fgt.

In related news, this is a thing.

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The Flood / Re: Do you like apples?
« on: October 18, 2014, 11:35:09 PM »
Respect gurls SC.

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The Flood / Re: If you could add or remove any law, what would it be?
« on: October 18, 2014, 09:20:29 PM »
inb4 legalize cannabis.

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The Flood / Re: Anyone else hyped for Hellsing abridged this Halloween?
« on: October 18, 2014, 09:19:21 PM »
eww not enough Hiroshima in this thread

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The Flood / Re: So apparently I dress like "A Hick"
« on: October 18, 2014, 09:17:21 PM »
Sounds like you dress more like a tool.
A tool?
A tool, as in you dress very generically for a guy and have no sense of self style.  You dress like the "typical guy."
dafuq do you live where the average guy dresses like OP?

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The Flood / Re: If you're 18 and haven't even kissed a girl/guy yet...
« on: October 18, 2014, 08:53:11 PM »

You seem to forget that they're on my side.
Your blasphemy of their image has been notified. They will deal with you soon enough.

git rekt sckrub

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Marijuana has cost the lives of millions. Just check the website Thehorribletruthaboutdrugs.com

It's a valid source gaiz.

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The Flood / Re: If you're 18 and haven't even kissed a girl/guy yet...
« on: October 18, 2014, 08:49:01 PM »
lol @ taking weeaboos srsly.

cmon guys. We all know they're just pretending to be edgy/have their minds controlled by Satan.
The sad part is, some weeaboos really are like that.
I think we all know their minds are so clouded by the Devil's lies that they can't imagine otherwise. Don't fall to his plans.
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Reported for blasphemy against the God Emperor. Have fun with the Inquisition.

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I just had to fight my way through upper middle class people at Costco. We need a new fracking plague, stat.

Zombies are my favorite scenario, followed by robots.
What about Zombie Robot Space Pirate Samurai?

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The Flood / Re: Review of Fury
« on: October 18, 2014, 08:46:02 PM »
Give me a review of Blind Fury

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The Flood / Re: If you're 18 and haven't even kissed a girl/guy yet...
« on: October 18, 2014, 08:45:22 PM »
lol @ taking weeaboos srsly.

cmon guys. We all know they're just pretending to be edgy/have their minds controlled by Satan.
The sad part is, some weeaboos really are like that.
I think we all know their minds are so clouded by the Devil's lies that they can't imagine otherwise. Don't fall to his plans.

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The Flood / Re: If you're 18 and haven't even kissed a girl/guy yet...
« on: October 18, 2014, 08:36:42 PM »
lol @ taking weeaboos srsly.

cmon guys. We all know they're just pretending to be edgy/have their minds controlled by Satan.

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The Flood / Re: Seriously. The worst time you could get a boner
« on: October 18, 2014, 05:00:22 PM »
When I am at work.

Spoiler
I work in a school
Anall boys school?

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The Flood / Re: Respect girls.
« on: October 18, 2014, 04:59:39 PM »
I don't hand out respect like candy.
Halloween's gonna be expensive then.
I don't hand out candy on Halloween. Most of the time it's nearly grown black dudes coming up on my porch when I do.
In that case, you're just racist.

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The Flood / Re: Seriously. The worst time you could get a boner
« on: October 18, 2014, 04:46:14 PM »
The man whose dick stopped a train.

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Gaming / Re: H2A: "Remaking the Legend" Documentary trailer
« on: October 18, 2014, 04:42:02 PM »
More proof treefail3 is copying Bungie. Halo isn't legend, dustiny is.

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The Flood / Re: I just applied to college...again...
« on: October 18, 2014, 02:54:31 PM »
Tertiary is the period after the dinosaurs went extinct. What does it have to do with education?
Elementary school = primary
High school = secondary
College/university = tertiary

No.
Yes.
Eww england

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