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Serious / Re: Another Woman Has Home Stolen Over $95 Tax Bill
« on: October 22, 2014, 12:18:00 AM »
Build a moat.

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The Flood / Re: TMW every1 here is in hornyfap mode
« on: October 22, 2014, 12:03:22 AM »

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The Flood / Re: RustingFloor?
« on: October 21, 2014, 11:55:09 PM »
God isn't real.
-said nobody
While atheists 'say' God is real, they don't actually mean it. They're just angry at God and blame Him for all the problems in their lives.

Source: I'm an ex-atheist.
I'm sorry, this was the correct answer.
YouTube

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The Flood / Re: Flood Poetry Slam
« on: October 21, 2014, 11:52:29 PM »
Roses are Red,
Violets are blue.

They don't think it be like it is, but it do.
Violets are violet, you dumb sit

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The Flood / Re: RustingFloor?
« on: October 21, 2014, 11:50:38 PM »

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The Flood / Re: TMW every1 here is in hornyfap mode
« on: October 21, 2014, 11:49:45 PM »
YouTube


Sex scene.
Get ur gay ass shit out of here furfag

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The Flood / Re: RustingFloor?
« on: October 21, 2014, 11:48:31 PM »
que?

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The Flood / Re: I ADMIT IT I'M A FURRY
« on: October 21, 2014, 11:42:22 PM »
I thought everyone knew you were a liberal gay furfag for years now?

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The Flood / Re: i found a furry wife for camnator
« on: October 21, 2014, 11:25:35 PM »
Where's the big booty? I'm all cool with a strong woman that wants to make me her slave and be my queen, though.
They've got the weed so far. There's always hope.

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The Flood / Re: TMW every1 here is in hornyfap mode
« on: October 21, 2014, 11:24:20 PM »
I'm too depressed to fap right now.
Well, it's good to have priorities.

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The Flood / Re: TMW every1 here is in hornyfap mode
« on: October 21, 2014, 11:22:19 PM »
The curse of the young and restless.
Ceaseless masturbation?

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The Flood / Re: In five minutes, I am a legal adult.
« on: October 21, 2014, 11:17:47 PM »
How long before your mentality catches up?
On this forum, never. Not until you guys actually discuss legitimate topics. Had one with SexyPiranha, but that was probably the only one I've ever had on this forum. The only serious topics here are political, and those are cringeworthy.
Well the chances of a serious religious topic drops to 0% anytime you're on, soooo.

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The Flood / Re: TMW every1 here is in hornyfap mode
« on: October 21, 2014, 11:16:11 PM »
And I'm just here like

Is there a lightbulb up your ass?

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The Flood / TMW every1 here is in hornyfap mode
« on: October 21, 2014, 11:12:37 PM »
And I'm just like

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Okay, I'm gonna need niggas to post more pictures of her ITT.
Google, you dingus.

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She is decent looking and if i had a chance i would ask her out, but amazingly hot, no, amazingly sexy, no. But she is kind of cute and honestly if i had a chance i would date her.

She is the sexiest woman alive. Anyone who disagrees is a closet fgt.
Based, for the love of all that is holy, please stop this shit before someone needs to get their stomach pumped.

What the frack did you just fracking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the frack out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fracking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fracker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fracking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fracking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fracking dead, kiddo

I don’t give a frack who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fracking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fracking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fracking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a frack how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fracking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fracking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the frack out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fracking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fracking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fracking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great frackng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fracking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fracking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you
luv it wen u talk dirty 2 meh bby.

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She is decent looking and if i had a chance i would ask her out, but amazingly hot, no, amazingly sexy, no. But she is kind of cute and honestly if i had a chance i would date her.

She is the sexiest woman alive. Anyone who disagrees is a closet fgt.
Based, for the love of all that is holy, please stop this shit before someone needs to get their stomach pumped.

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The Flood / Re: i wish the government would just ban itself
« on: October 21, 2014, 10:37:54 PM »
im convinced dale gribble somehow escaped the animated world and became camnator
Depends if he likes Mountain Dew or not really at this point.

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The Flood / Re: I was thinking.
« on: October 21, 2014, 10:30:54 PM »
I was thinking
Good job, buddy. I'm proud of you.

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Gaming / Re: Star Wars Games Thread? Star Wars Games Thread.
« on: October 21, 2014, 10:22:24 PM »
YouTube

This. Game. Needs. To. Be. Remade.
I'm fine with leaving it as an old gem to play on emulators. Last thing we need are QTE jetpack Michal Bay explosion races.
Where can I get the emulators? I sold my Gamecube to a friend years ago and everytime I remember this or the Clone Wars game I start to die a little inside.

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Meanwhile thousands of Police Officers and Prison Guards across the nation did their job appropriately today and did nothing wrong.


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"Opinions"

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The Flood / Re: A message to the assholes of the flood
« on: October 21, 2014, 09:56:06 PM »
>cams gf


ho shet i didn't realize it was female
wtf how can you tell? I assumed gendering fat people was like fish, you'd need an autopsy or something.

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The Flood / Re: ISIS Unboxing Vid
« on: October 21, 2014, 09:53:42 PM »
Good job America
They might have some truly horrible ideals, but at least they have some sense of humor.
Quote
On Tuesday, Isis loyalists on social media posted sarcastic thank you notes to the United States, including one image that said "Team USA."

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The Flood / Re: ISIS Unboxing Vid
« on: October 21, 2014, 09:48:02 PM »
Who could've predicted that throwing weapons into a conflict would backfire on the US? Not like that shit happened before...

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The Flood / Re: They invented the hoverboard
« on: October 21, 2014, 04:26:23 PM »
No they invented magnets

Jesus, can you people read?
Not really, they invented electro-magnets on an overpriced board.

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The Flood / Re: How are you enjoying your Trusday?
« on: October 21, 2014, 03:57:39 PM »
go fracking tie yourself from your necks at the top of your doorframe
What does this even mean? Does Engrish?

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The Flood / Re: They invented the hoverboard
« on: October 21, 2014, 03:55:30 PM »
>mfw Cops have only hovercars
>I don't
>Drive onto off-road
>feelsgood.jpg
So what you're saying is that you're a criminal. .

GGs
In this scenario, who wouldn't want to be?

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The Flood / Re: They invented the hoverboard
« on: October 21, 2014, 03:35:10 PM »

7 minutes time on full battery, only works on specialized metal surfaces. thx but no thx
>Roads
>Replace tarmac with metal surface
>Hover everything
>Yfw you buy your first hovercar in 20 years
>mfw Cops have only hovercars
>I don't
>Drive onto off-road
>feelsgood.jpg

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