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The Flood / Re: Do you know how much GOD loves you?
« on: October 27, 2014, 11:03:02 PM »
Child, what do you hold so spitefully against others?
I am not being spiteful in any manner. If people want to hold onto their imaginary friends into adulthood then that is their business.
>implying imaginary friends
>"not being spiteful"
Child of God, plz.

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The Flood / Re: Do you know how much GOD loves you?
« on: October 27, 2014, 10:59:29 PM »

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I did it Assassin! 2 pages so far XD
Did what? You left me hanging out on my own here.

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The Flood / Re: Do you know how much GOD loves you?
« on: October 27, 2014, 10:56:43 PM »
Try to imagine it.
Just like how religious people imagine their non-existent friend in the sky.
Child, what do you hold so spitefully against others?

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The Flood / Re: Do you know how much GOD loves you?
« on: October 27, 2014, 10:51:46 PM »
YouTube
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The Flood / Re: Do you know how much GOD loves you?
« on: October 27, 2014, 10:51:27 PM »
This isn't a physical gift, it is a spiritual one. Let go of your lustful thoughts and materialism, Zen.
Oh, so we tripping, because I'm down for that.
Zen, plz. Drugs are bad, m'kay?

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The Flood / Re: Do you know how much GOD loves you?
« on: October 27, 2014, 10:47:23 PM »
Comprehending nothing is difficult to do.
While nothing may be in your heart now, leaving you feeling empty, Christ is there to fill that void and make us whole.
Is Christ propositioning me?
The only proposition here is for loving, fulfilling life.
Damn, the dude must be really good in bed if he can give you that.
This isn't a physical gift, it is a spiritual one. Let go of your lustful thoughts and materialism, Zen.

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The Flood / Re: Do you know how much GOD loves you?
« on: October 27, 2014, 10:46:10 PM »
YouTube
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The Flood / Re: Do you know how much GOD loves you?
« on: October 27, 2014, 10:43:16 PM »
Comprehending nothing is difficult to do.
While nothing may be in your heart now, leaving you feeling empty, Christ is there to fill that void and make us whole.
Is Christ propositioning me?
The only proposition here is for loving, fulfilling life.

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The Flood / Re: Do you know how much GOD loves you?
« on: October 27, 2014, 10:40:55 PM »
YouTube
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The Flood / Re: Do you know how much GOD loves you?
« on: October 27, 2014, 10:40:06 PM »
Comprehending nothing is difficult to do.
While nothing may be in your heart now, leaving you feeling empty, Christ is there to fill that void and make us whole.

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The Flood / Re: Do you know how much GOD loves you?
« on: October 27, 2014, 10:39:20 PM »

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The Flood / Re: To the fucking faggot who made this site
« on: October 27, 2014, 10:35:53 PM »
inb4yourstalkerthreadgetsremoved

If you faggots touch that thread I swear I'm leaving this shithole.

I believe the phrase would be two birds with one stone.

Shut your cocksucking face before I get mad.

Please do, I feed off of forum angst.

I won't give you the pleasure.
Funny, that's what Ellen told me about you.

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The Flood / Re: Can we stop...
« on: October 27, 2014, 10:34:44 PM »
Unfortunately, there are too many of those posters online at the moment.....
Jesus thread time?

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The Flood / Re: How are you all doing?
« on: October 27, 2014, 10:21:00 PM »
HORNY AS FUCK

Ellen Page always gets me horny.

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Is that the film about the girl killing a Paedo? I thought that was a Japanese one <.<
I only vaguely recognise the title of the video so I could be wrong.

Yeah. Its not Japanese though. Idk where you got that from.

Ah right <.<
I think there must be a similar film then, my friend watches all of the... 'best' or 'worst' films like that depending on how you find them. It's a similar premise though and I think it's a similar name.

Either way, I doubt I'll be watching either film anytime soon >.>
Tell him to watch Samurai Cop.

A quick google tells me he will probably enjoy that film a lot <.<

We watched 'Machine girl' a few months ago on netflix and that shit was hilarious, we spent most of the film trying to figure out if it was a pisstake or just a reaaaaaally hammy shitty film. Either way it was glorious.

If Samurai Cop is as bad as that, then it should be an amusing watch <_<
First viewing of it with my friend, who had seen it a bunch before that, I pointed out to him everytime you could hear them moving the cue cards around. lol

It's on par with The Room, at the least.

That sounds glorious :'D
A brief preview.
YouTube

YouTube

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The Flood / Re: How are you all doing?
« on: October 27, 2014, 10:17:22 PM »
HORNY AS FUCK

Ellen Page always gets me horny.

YouTube


Is that the film about the girl killing a Paedo? I thought that was a Japanese one <.<
I only vaguely recognise the title of the video so I could be wrong.

Yeah. Its not Japanese though. Idk where you got that from.

Ah right <.<
I think there must be a similar film then, my friend watches all of the... 'best' or 'worst' films like that depending on how you find them. It's a similar premise though and I think it's a similar name.

Either way, I doubt I'll be watching either film anytime soon >.>
Tell him to watch Samurai Cop.

A quick google tells me he will probably enjoy that film a lot <.<

We watched 'Machine girl' a few months ago on netflix and that shit was hilarious, we spent most of the film trying to figure out if it was a pisstake or just a reaaaaaally hammy shitty film. Either way it was glorious.

If Samurai Cop is as bad as that, then it should be an amusing watch <_<
First viewing of it with my friend, who had seen it a bunch before that, I pointed out to him everytime you could hear them moving the cue cards around. lol

It's on par with The Room, at the least.

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The Flood / Re: Somebody please make an MLG montage of this forum
« on: October 27, 2014, 10:10:39 PM »
I have no idea what drama you all are talking about. Mainly because I don't spend enough on this site to know or care.
You cared to post didn't you?

I mean, it says "Banning Intensifies" in bright red at the top of every page.

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The Flood / Re: How are you all doing?
« on: October 27, 2014, 10:09:26 PM »
HORNY AS FUCK

Ellen Page always gets me horny.

YouTube


Is that the film about the girl killing a Paedo? I thought that was a Japanese one <.<
I only vaguely recognise the title of the video so I could be wrong.

Yeah. Its not Japanese though. Idk where you got that from.

Ah right <.<
I think there must be a similar film then, my friend watches all of the... 'best' or 'worst' films like that depending on how you find them. It's a similar premise though and I think it's a similar name.

Either way, I doubt I'll be watching either film anytime soon >.>
Tell him to watch Samurai Cop.

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The Flood / Re: I found Marty O'Donnell's new job
« on: October 27, 2014, 10:08:17 PM »
I love how it looks like Putin's moving his hands into position to receive the prize.

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The Flood / Re: Cheat, sorry, but I'm fucking done with this community.
« on: October 27, 2014, 10:03:08 PM »
This thread contains profanity and I find profanity triggering.

Fuck you for triggering me.

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The Flood / Re: What is your name?
« on: October 27, 2014, 09:58:59 PM »
My first name can actually be constructed using the letters in my entire username.

EDIT: For clarification, some letters would have to be used more than once.
I give up.

I believe in you.  8)
Well, that makes one of us.

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The Flood / Re: How are you all doing?
« on: October 27, 2014, 09:57:41 PM »
Life sucks, nothing new. Yourself.

What's wrong mate?
Life, College, life.

If there's anyway I can help, send me a pm. I'm not a fan of hearing people aren't doing well.
If it was that simple, it wouldn't still be a problem. I know where you're coming from though.

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The Flood / Re: How are you all doing?
« on: October 27, 2014, 09:46:33 PM »
Life sucks, nothing new. Yourself.

What's wrong mate?
Life, College, life.

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The Flood / Re: How are you all doing?
« on: October 27, 2014, 09:44:33 PM »
everyone's angry for some reason and it's confusing

Somebody probably peed in their Cheerios :/
That wasn't pee.

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The Flood / Re: Surprise! The Extended Version
« on: October 27, 2014, 09:41:19 PM »
YouTube
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The Flood / Re: You Should All Kill Yourselves
« on: October 27, 2014, 09:33:37 PM »
soon



No.

Besides, Oss is gay for you
hey now...

its kinda nice though, seeing you actually want to see somebody
Nobody is seeing anyone, it's an interwebz 4um.

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The Flood / Re: what are you fgts dressing up as for Halloween?
« on: October 27, 2014, 09:32:51 PM »
A college student. Dun dun dunnn!
Go from house to house asking for student discounts.

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The Flood / Re: You Should All Kill Yourselves
« on: October 27, 2014, 09:29:58 PM »

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The Flood / Re: How are you all doing?
« on: October 27, 2014, 09:29:19 PM »
Life sucks, nothing new. Yourself.

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