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Gaming / Re: GRAVEMIND CUTSCENE
« on: October 29, 2014, 07:39:24 PM »
The Gravemind is going to give a lot of newcomers nightmares.
Dude, I've been watching it all day, and people who don't even play Halo have been stopping to watch the horror show that is the H2A Gravemind.

Plus, it's extremely unnerving for me.
Eh, could be more unnerving.
For sure, but you have to respect how it originally was in Halo 2 Classic. The Graveminds described in the Forerunner saga are horrifying.
It's just a mutilated, talking penis with teeth. Come at me Flood.

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The Flood / Re: Disclaimer: No, I'm not racist.
« on: October 29, 2014, 07:37:24 PM »
"i think of little girls while my gf sucks me off"
-meta cocknition, MMXIII AD
It was a handjob.

And I was imagining she was my daughter.

Get it right.
You should like, write a story about it.
But that's why she broke up with me.
She's a good woman.

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The Flood / Re: Stephen Colbert defects
« on: October 29, 2014, 07:36:20 PM »
You people are scaring me. I just imagined he'd be making fun of her the whole time and making her really uncomfortable because she'll think he's going to turn into the patriarchy and rape her.

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Gaming / Re: GRAVEMIND CUTSCENE
« on: October 29, 2014, 07:33:56 PM »
The Gravemind is going to give a lot of newcomers nightmares.
Dude, I've been watching it all day, and people who don't even play Halo have been stopping to watch the horror show that is the H2A Gravemind.

Plus, it's extremely unnerving for me.
Eh, could be more unnerving.

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The Flood / Re: Stephen Colbert defects
« on: October 29, 2014, 07:22:20 PM »
>Desire for next Colbert episode increases

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The Flood / Re: Meta Cognition is a fucking racist
« on: October 29, 2014, 07:20:51 PM »
Everyone on the forum hates muslims
Haram. Everyone this forum is muslim.

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The Flood / Re: I just had a weird dream.
« on: October 29, 2014, 07:13:09 PM »
Video games will always be better in dreams, sadly. ;-;

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I don't think I'm qualified to diagnose myself, but I can confirm that lately as I've been feeling worse I've ended up spending more time on here and B.net.

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Gaming / Re: You know how the armor in Halo 4 was ugly.
« on: October 29, 2014, 06:36:19 PM »
And making the Rocket Hog
Which is pretty pointless since there's the gauss hog. That thing is better in almost every way.
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Revenant.
Which is really only useful for killing other players. When it comes to vehicles it takes a while for it to blow them up. It can't even blow up a mangoes in one hit. It just bounces it.
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And Space Combat.
Which is pretty damn scripted. Star Wars Battlefront 2 which is a game for the Xbox/PS2 does space combat far better. It feels more fluid when it comes to enemies behavior and there's escort ships that are involved in the battle. One map has one that's moving around.
Something being able to kill quicker than something else doesn't objectively make the thing that kills slower the worse thing to put in the game. Thinking that everything needs to be designed to kill is what made retards hate the Focus Rifle so much; despite its nerf from the Beta the thing still worked great as a counter-sniper, when a target was out in the open at range(as they couldn't scope in to shoot at you), and when assisting a teammate.

The Rocket Hog is more balanced than the Gauss Hog(which almost completely protects the gunner's front including the head, it's quick, and it can kill almost everything in 2 hits). The Revenant terrifying infantry gives it a good role, and being able to flip vehicles has its uses.

Space Combat in BF2 was the main addition to the series, ofc it's going to have more content than Reach, where it was only designed to be in 1/2 of a Campaign mission.

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Gaming / Re: GRAVEMIND CUTSCENE
« on: October 29, 2014, 06:19:33 PM »
I love how terrifying he looks, but I can't help but feel it's a bit goofy how the outer mouth just hangs there instead of moving like in the old cutscene.

Also, just realized the Needler still doesn't have a sensible reloading animation after all these years.  :(
nigger the needler don't need no damn sensibility
But my pink crystal blocks..

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The Flood / Re: lol ktan
« on: October 29, 2014, 05:51:41 PM »
Ktan also isn't assmad 24/7, so...
Could've fooled me.
I'd still be surprised if you don't always keep a lemon up your ass.

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The Flood / Re: lol ktan
« on: October 29, 2014, 05:47:41 PM »
Honestly if he hates us all so much wouldn't he be glad that we're now away from bungie.net?
He is upset because this forum is actually successful, and nobody wants him here.
I'd like him here. He hates how some of you people act, honestly can't blame him with some of you people, but the guy does hold onto the hate too much. Really, you're not acting much different than him.
You want him here? Why, so he can bitch about this place and be mad that it's successful?
He hates some of the users here for being jerks and is offended by how some of the people act, whether it was him or just in general idk. Point is, he doesn't hate the site for simply being popular if he was willing to come here in the first place. I want him here because I like looking for the good in people, and while that's not always easy to do and many don't like that, I see a good person being gained if problems can be worked through.
So he's an idiot with double standards? Good to know.
Nobody likes him because he's an egotistical bitch that can't let shit go.
Like that's different from at least half the users here.
The difference is that people here are funny and don't get stuck in assmad mode 24/7.
He's the bottom of the barrel of the community, just like Spartan Ken.
Except we just had that going on with a couple users that are now gone. Ktan also isn't assmad 24/7, so...

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Gaming / Re: GRAVEMIND CUTSCENE
« on: October 29, 2014, 05:42:01 PM »
I love how terrifying he looks, but I can't help but feel it's a bit goofy how the outer mouth just hangs there instead of moving like in the old cutscene.

Also, just realized the Needler still doesn't have a sensible reloading animation after all these years.  :(

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The Flood / Re: lol ktan
« on: October 29, 2014, 05:30:03 PM »
Honestly if he hates us all so much wouldn't he be glad that we're now away from bungie.net?
He is upset because this forum is actually successful, and nobody wants him here.
I'd like him here. He hates how some of you people act, honestly can't blame him with some of you people, but the guy does hold onto the hate too much. Really, you're not acting much different than him.
You want him here? Why, so he can bitch about this place and be mad that it's successful?
He hates some of the users here for being jerks and is offended by how some of the people act, whether it was him or just in general idk. Point is, he doesn't hate the site for simply being popular if he was willing to come here in the first place. I want him here because I like looking for the good in people, and while that's not always easy to do and many don't like that, I see a good person being gained if problems can be worked through.
So he's an idiot with double standards? Good to know.
Nobody likes him because he's an egotistical bitch that can't let shit go.
Like that's different from at least half the users here.

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Gaming / Re: You know how the armor in Halo 4 was ugly.
« on: October 29, 2014, 05:07:59 PM »
Halo Reach armor was perfection. So was the User Interface. 343 could learn a lot from the game Bungie did perfectly but then stupid people shat all over.
Reach is shit. The only good thing about it is the armour and UI.

And forge/ customs
And modeling of environments/weapons/vehicles/NPCs. And creating unique weapons for the sandbox. And adding in Invasion so people could play Spartan vs Elite gametypes like many wanted. And making the Rocket Hog, Falcon, and Revenant. And File Browser. And Campaign matchmaking. And FF matchmaking. And Space Combat.

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The Flood / Re: Does anyone want to buy this for me?
« on: October 29, 2014, 04:48:47 PM »
>Paperback UK$12
>Audio CD UK$64

What? Just why?

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The Flood / Re: put that mirror down
« on: October 29, 2014, 04:46:52 PM »
It's days like this when I'm glad I can't be infected by this sort of crap.

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The Flood / Re: lol ktan
« on: October 29, 2014, 04:44:47 PM »
Honestly if he hates us all so much wouldn't he be glad that we're now away from bungie.net?
He is upset because this forum is actually successful, and nobody wants him here.
I'd like him here. He hates how some of you people act, honestly can't blame him with some of you people, but the guy does hold onto the hate too much. Really, you're not acting much different than him.
You want him here? Why, so he can bitch about this place and be mad that it's successful?
He hates some of the users here for being jerks and is offended by how some of the people act, whether it was him or just in general idk. Point is, he doesn't hate the site for simply being popular if he was willing to come here in the first place. I want him here because I like looking for the good in people, and while that's not always easy to do and many don't like that, I see a good person being gained if problems can be worked through.

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The Flood / Re: lol ktan
« on: October 29, 2014, 04:40:53 PM »
I'd like him here. He hates how some of you people act, honestly can't blame him with some of you people, but the guy does hold onto the hate too much. Really, you're not acting much different than him.
I have given him plenty of chances in the past. He acts like an asshole to me unprovoked all the time, I have received numerous PMs from the idiot, when I never even reply back to him.
And somehow this makes it justified to act like a prick to him? From what I can tell he doesn't hate you for your personality, so I imagine that if he was shown that you're actually a decent human being to interact with, he might be more willing to change his mind.

Then again, the final choice is all up to you.

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The Flood / Re: lol ktan
« on: October 29, 2014, 04:31:24 PM »
Honestly if he hates us all so much wouldn't he be glad that we're now away from bungie.net?
He is upset because this forum is actually successful, and nobody wants him here.
I'd like him here. He hates how some of you people act, honestly can't blame him with some of you people, but the guy does hold onto the hate too much. Really, you're not acting much different than him.

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The Flood / Re: lol ktan
« on: October 29, 2014, 04:29:45 PM »
He always gets mad at the fact that I have been on b.net longer than him, time to bring that up.
>mfw you bein' a straight up biatch.
>mfw you try to hurt someone that has problems instead of trying to help them and get them to your side
>mfw wtf is just wrong with you?

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The Flood / Re: lol ktan
« on: October 29, 2014, 04:10:17 PM »
I have him muted on b.net. What's he doing now?
"muh dick measuring contest"
He's talking about penises?
He thinks his group of tard newfomans and Desticles are Floodians and are better users than the actual Flood here on Sep7agon.
He fishes for popularity, its quite common over there nowadays. Ironic considering how they call us elitists who think we're better than everyone else.
He bitches about Sep7agon recruitment threads, yet he's making recruitment threads for his circle jerk group.
Because he thinks you're all annoying af people. Can you really not put this together?
He's an autistic closet homo that's upset because  nobody likes him.
This may be the internet, but I still feel the need to slap the shit out of you for acting like such a piece of shit. Since I can't, here's some gifs.





Dat first gif, I don't remember that bit of justified <_<
Do you remember the ep/scene/season?
I just found it on Google, sorry.

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The Flood / Re: lol ktan
« on: October 29, 2014, 04:00:17 PM »
I have him muted on b.net. What's he doing now?
"muh dick measuring contest"
He's talking about penises?
He thinks his group of tard newfomans and Desticles are Floodians and are better users than the actual Flood here on Sep7agon.
He fishes for popularity, its quite common over there nowadays. Ironic considering how they call us elitists who think we're better than everyone else.
He bitches about Sep7agon recruitment threads, yet he's making recruitment threads for his circle jerk group.
Because he thinks you're all annoying af people. Can you really not put this together?
He's an autistic closet homo that's upset because  nobody likes him.
This may be the internet, but I still feel the need to slap the shit out of you for acting like such a piece of shit. Since I can't, here's some gifs.




u mad m8?
I ain't your mate, buddy.
I ain't your buddy, pal.
I ain't your pal, guy.

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The Flood / Re: lol ktan
« on: October 29, 2014, 03:47:20 PM »
I have him muted on b.net. What's he doing now?
"muh dick measuring contest"
He's talking about penises?
He thinks his group of tard newfomans and Desticles are Floodians and are better users than the actual Flood here on Sep7agon.
He fishes for popularity, its quite common over there nowadays. Ironic considering how they call us elitists who think we're better than everyone else.
He bitches about Sep7agon recruitment threads, yet he's making recruitment threads for his circle jerk group.
Because he thinks you're all annoying af people. Can you really not put this together?
He's an autistic closet homo that's upset because  nobody likes him.
This may be the internet, but I still feel the need to slap the shit out of you for acting like such a piece of shit. Since I can't, here's some gifs.




u mad m8?
I ain't your mate, buddy.

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The Flood / Re: lol ktan
« on: October 29, 2014, 03:31:54 PM »
I have him muted on b.net. What's he doing now?
"muh dick measuring contest"
He's talking about penises?
He thinks his group of tard newfomans and Desticles are Floodians and are better users than the actual Flood here on Sep7agon.
He fishes for popularity, its quite common over there nowadays. Ironic considering how they call us elitists who think we're better than everyone else.
He bitches about Sep7agon recruitment threads, yet he's making recruitment threads for his circle jerk group.
Because he thinks you're all annoying af people. Can you really not put this together?
He's an autistic closet homo that's upset because  nobody likes him.
This may be the internet, but I still feel the need to slap the shit out of you for acting like such a piece of shit. Since I can't, here's some gifs.




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The Flood / Re: lol ktan
« on: October 29, 2014, 03:15:46 PM »
I have him muted on b.net. What's he doing now?
"muh dick measuring contest"
He's talking about penises?
He thinks his group of tard newfomans and Desticles are Floodians and are better users than the actual Flood here on Sep7agon.
He fishes for popularity, its quite common over there nowadays. Ironic considering how they call us elitists who think we're better than everyone else.
He bitches about Sep7agon recruitment threads, yet he's making recruitment threads for his circle jerk group.
Because he thinks you're all annoying af people. Can you really not put this together?

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The Flood / Re: Do you know how much GOD loves you?
« on: October 28, 2014, 11:15:20 PM »
Spoiler
Me: God, can I ask You a question?

God: Sure

Me: Promise You won’t get mad

God: I promise

Me: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?

God: What do u mean?

Me: Well, I woke up late

God: Yes

Me: My car took forever to start

God: Okay

Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait

God: Huummm

Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call

God: All right

Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn’t work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did You do that?

God: Let me see, the death angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one of My Angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that

Me (humbled): OH

GOD: I didn’t let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.

Me: (ashamed) God: The first person who made your sandwich
today was sick & I didn’t want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn’t afford to miss work.

Me (embarrassed): okay

God: Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn’t even let you talk to them so you would be covered.

Me (softly): I see God

God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn’t think you wanted to be in the dark.

Me: I’m Sorry God

God: Don’t be sorry, just learn to Trust Me…. in All things , the Good & the bad.

Me: I will trust You.

God: And don’t doubt that My plan for your day is Always Better than your plan.

Me: I won’t God. And let me just tell you God, Thank You for Everything today.

God: You’re welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I Love looking after My Children.


Basically, God is a fucking asshole and would ruin your day just to "look after you" or some doohickey.
What a jerk, right? Keeping me alive and shit.

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Gaming / Re: You know how the armor in Halo 4 was ugly.
« on: October 28, 2014, 11:02:15 PM »
Meh, they all still look too over-complicated, aside from the Mark VI.  There are so many worse armors they could have added, though.  Same with the Halo 5 armor shown, most of their designs are polar opposite of sleek.

So far, the only armor designs that I've liked by 343 (helmet at least) are the Operator and Warrior helmets.
Operator is just Security with a different name, though.

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Gaming / Re: 50
« on: October 28, 2014, 10:56:06 PM »
To gaming with this haramity of a thread!
This is a Flood discussion of our memories of a game. You are a heretic.

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Gaming / Re: 50
« on: October 28, 2014, 10:53:09 PM »
Now this place is a ghosttown.
Beating it on Veteran was better than sex...
Mile High Club can suck a dick.

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