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8041
« on: November 03, 2014, 12:55:54 PM »
ITALIAN CAPITALISM:
You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
Now THAT one is the truth!
They are all good truths. But nobody wanted to read them, I guess. :/
8042
« on: November 03, 2014, 12:54:47 PM »
This doesn't seem like a surprise at all that they're doping up, especially before battles and such.
8043
« on: November 03, 2014, 12:52:10 PM »
1. Don't make eye contact with the peasantry
2. Manners are always appreciated
3. Wear a chainmail hauberk to prevent knife attacks
4. If you ask someone a question that doesn't pertain to the weather or the time, expect to be stabbed.
5. If you find yourself in a Sharia Law zone, keep your head down and run like a mad bugger to save yourself from decapitation. They don't like yanks.
6. Insist that you (the USA) are responsible for singlehandedly winning both world wars at every opportunity*
7. If anyone asks you if you would like a cup of tea, you have to accept. Refusal of tea tends to result in being stabbed.
8. If by chance you can procure a hauberk then prepare to be sued for hurting people's feelings and for causing RSI when they repeatedly try to stab through the mail and are unable to.
9. Common sense doesn't apply to laws here, you will go to jail for 20 years for downloading music and 3 years for killing 6 people.
10. When it's 6bong, Hide.
*This will allow you to look like a typical yank tourist and thus not be subjected to public bongarongs when you inevitably breach etiquette.
Many thanks to you Imam, I will be sure to get this information to them as soon as I can.
8044
« on: November 03, 2014, 12:47:34 PM »
A good way to make friends there is to go out and ask people "You want some beef m8?"
I make lot of friends this way ;3
Should you have some beef with you when you ask?
Yes, that makes them more docile and less likely to provoke them to attack you while your in their territory
What is the proper response to when they start speaking British at you? Is there a way to predict what the words mean?
8045
« on: November 03, 2014, 12:39:41 PM »
A good way to make friends there is to go out and ask people "You want some beef m8?"
I make lot of friends this way ;3
Should you have some beef with you when you ask?
8046
« on: November 03, 2014, 12:27:42 PM »
To all Britbongers on The Flood, I need your help, I happen to have a friend that is planning to travel to your land for vacation this month. After Psych's "Chav thread", I am concerned that there are many dangers and cultural differences in the land that one should be prepared for. So please, what should I tell them before they embark on their travels? Spoiler Sincerely,
Sans Testicleese Further information on London and Northern England would be greatly appreciated.
8047
« on: November 03, 2014, 12:20:50 AM »
jesus christ.
Take jokes ppl!!
Those aren't jokes, they are meaningful suggestions to procure more troops for the Flood's future. Now get to the baby-making.
8048
« on: November 02, 2014, 11:18:34 PM »
Ktan you have serious case of USI.
United States of Indigo?
8049
« on: November 02, 2014, 10:39:29 PM »
Yes, because he told me so.
/thread
8050
« on: November 02, 2014, 10:38:03 PM »
I, Sir San Testicleese of the 69th Moon district pledge allegiance to the american flag, of the republic, under jesus, for which it unites, one country, tis of thee, amen
8051
« on: November 02, 2014, 10:31:56 PM »
I'm going to remind people that purposely trying to derail or hijack a thread is against the rules. Going to look through this thread when I get home from work and decide whether or not a verbal warning is enough dependent on the content of the attempted hijacking.
I think we can all agree that this thread was a Spider man thread from the start.
This.
Also, five bucks says I get a ban and you guys just get warnings. Just wait; it'll happen.
By virtue of making this "bet" publicly known and having me see it you have ruined your experiment.
The best way to try and prove that kind of point is to not say anything and simply record. That way you'll recieve the most genuine reaction.
I wasn't planning on banning anyone over this as it's a minor infraction that very few if any people have actually violated since the rules introduction. At most it may have been an "official" warning for a few specific users.
However as I stated earlier everything I just said is now thrown into question due to your post.
Does anyone on here even honestly read the rules?
8052
« on: November 02, 2014, 10:30:21 PM »
idfk who u r lol
You will.
Oh how you will.
#egotasticnergo
8053
« on: November 02, 2014, 10:28:34 PM »
Oi Ktan.
Am I your enemy?
I want to be your enemy bby 
Spankings are mandatory.
Woah!
Only Sammy and Icy have that privilege.
I hope they're both guys irl.
8054
« on: November 02, 2014, 09:59:09 PM »
>ME romances
kek
8055
« on: November 02, 2014, 09:57:35 PM »
I'm going to remind people that purposely trying to derail or hijack a thread is against the rules. Going to look through this thread when I get home from work and decide whether or not a verbal warning is enough dependent on the content of the attempted hijacking.
I think we can all agree that this thread was a Spider man thread from the start.
8056
« on: November 02, 2014, 09:07:19 PM »
CHANGE YOUR SHIT ROCKETMAN!
It is done
wut es et now?
Its in the OP.
Google Ultron
....
fuking lol
Why is this hilarious?
It's about as real as Ultron himself.
Oh really?
http://ultronbrowser.info/
I'm fucking dying of laughter right now, I don't care if you're just pretending to be this stupid, it's too damn great.
Are you anti-social? I can see you having trouble making friends.
Insulting doesn't work.
You know what? read from page 2 of this thread to the end.
See who else thinks this browser is real.
Rocket, plz don't tell me you were dumb enough to believe them.
Edit: Fucking Christ, the Google Ultron mainpage is fantastic!
Never fill a form again! Ultron knows all your information by hacking your computer and retrieving data from your SSN, Credit Card and Email.
obviously I didn't read all that crap
Obviously you cannot read.
Obviously I DID NOT read because there was no point.
Obviously this browser doesn't exist, it is simply Google chrome.
Stop trying to make it seem like you didn't fall for it.
8057
« on: November 02, 2014, 09:03:48 PM »
CHANGE YOUR SHIT ROCKETMAN!
It is done
wut es et now?
Its in the OP.
Google Ultron
....
fuking lol
Why is this hilarious?
It's about as real as Ultron himself.
Oh really?
http://ultronbrowser.info/
I'm fucking dying of laughter right now, I don't care if you're just pretending to be this stupid, it's too damn great.
Are you anti-social? I can see you having trouble making friends.
Insulting doesn't work.
You know what? read from page 2 of this thread to the end.
See who else thinks this browser is real.
Rocket, plz don't tell me you were dumb enough to believe them.
Edit: Fucking Christ, the Google Ultron mainpage is fantastic!
Never fill a form again! Ultron knows all your information by hacking your computer and retrieving data from your SSN, Credit Card and Email.
obviously I didn't read all that crap
Obviously you cannot read.
8058
« on: November 02, 2014, 09:02:18 PM »
Meh, they look too shiny and stuff. Let's hope they have better original armor designs, because Helioskrill just looked ugly.
They're purposefully shiny to show off the real time lighting 343i is using in Halo 5. As the armor is finalized, that shininess will be removed.
Those are unfinished textures, that doesn't show off real time lighting. They aren't in any game engine.
8059
« on: November 02, 2014, 09:00:40 PM »
plz krill urself, op
8060
« on: November 02, 2014, 08:56:01 PM »
CHANGE YOUR SHIT ROCKETMAN!
It is done
wut es et now?
Its in the OP.
Google Ultron
....
fuking lol
Why is this hilarious?
It's about as real as Ultron himself.
Oh really?
http://ultronbrowser.info/
I'm fucking dying of laughter right now, I don't care if you're just pretending to be this stupid, it's too damn great.
Are you anti-social? I can see you having trouble making friends.
Insulting doesn't work.
You know what? read from page 2 of this thread to the end.
See who else thinks this browser is real.
Rocket, plz don't tell me you were dumb enough to believe them.Edit: Fucking Christ, the Google Ultron mainpage is fantastic!
Never fill a form again! Ultron knows all your information by hacking your computer and retrieving data from your SSN, Credit Card and Email.
8061
« on: November 02, 2014, 08:47:14 PM »
CHANGE YOUR SHIT ROCKETMAN!
It is done
wut es et now?
Its in the OP.
Google Ultron
....
fuking lol
Why is this hilarious?
It's about as real as Ultron himself.
Oh really?
http://ultronbrowser.info/
I'm fucking dying of laughter right now, I don't care if you're just pretending to be this stupid, it's too damn great.
8062
« on: November 02, 2014, 08:39:44 PM »
CHANGE YOUR SHIT ROCKETMAN!
It is done
wut es et now?
Its in the OP.
Google Ultron
....
fuking lol
Why is this hilarious?
It's about as real as Ultron himself.
8063
« on: November 02, 2014, 08:25:59 PM »
*upvotes OP*
8064
« on: November 02, 2014, 08:23:02 PM »
CHANGE YOUR SHIT ROCKETMAN!
It is done
wut es et now?
Its in the OP.
Google Ultron
.... fuking lol
8065
« on: November 02, 2014, 08:17:05 PM »
CHANGE YOUR SHIT ROCKETMAN!
It is done
wut es et now?
8066
« on: November 02, 2014, 06:43:10 PM »
He became Iron Man
8067
« on: November 02, 2014, 06:38:04 PM »
WOOT 5 pages of spidey. I'm outty.
8068
« on: November 02, 2014, 06:37:42 PM »
8069
« on: November 02, 2014, 06:37:00 PM »
8070
« on: November 02, 2014, 06:36:29 PM »
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