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The Flood / Re: Bear Grylls is superior Human being
« on: November 03, 2014, 07:33:34 PM »
Anyone see the show where Les brings his son with him?
yesh

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Gaming / Re: 70% of my Xbox friends list is made up of Floodians
« on: November 03, 2014, 07:28:10 PM »
lel u cannot friend me




Spoiler
fgt

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The Flood / Re: Bear Grylls is superior Human being
« on: November 03, 2014, 07:24:33 PM »
Watch as Bear Grylls instructs the proper way to combat pests you find on your property.

YouTube

Watch as Les Stroud doesn't use a camera crew like a pussy.
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On 16 May 1998, Grylls achieved his childhood dream climbed to the summit of Mount Everest, 18 months after breaking three vertebrae in a parachuting accident.
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In 2000 Grylls led the team to circumnavigate the British Isles on Jet Skis, taking about 30 days, to raise money for the Royal National Lifeboat Institution (RNLI). He also rowed naked in a homemade bathtub along the Thames to raise funds for a friend who lost his legs in a climbing accident.
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In 2008, Grylls led a team of four to climb one of the most remote unclimbed peaks in the world in Antarctica. This was raising funds for Global Angels kids charity and awareness for the potential of alternative energies.
"pussy"
>uses a camera crew
>stays in hotels during "survival situations"

Definitely a pussy
I see no camera crew, bitch.
YouTube

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The Flood / Re: Bear Grylls is superior Human being
« on: November 03, 2014, 07:11:04 PM »
Watch as Bear Grylls instructs the proper way to combat pests you find on your property.

YouTube

Watch as Les Stroud doesn't use a camera crew like a pussy.
Quote
On 16 May 1998, Grylls achieved his childhood dream climbed to the summit of Mount Everest, 18 months after breaking three vertebrae in a parachuting accident.
Quote
In 2000 Grylls led the team to circumnavigate the British Isles on Jet Skis, taking about 30 days, to raise money for the Royal National Lifeboat Institution (RNLI). He also rowed naked in a homemade bathtub along the Thames to raise funds for a friend who lost his legs in a climbing accident.
Quote
In 2008, Grylls led a team of four to climb one of the most remote unclimbed peaks in the world in Antarctica. This was raising funds for Global Angels kids charity and awareness for the potential of alternative energies.
"pussy"

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The Flood / Re: Bear Grylls is superior Human being
« on: November 03, 2014, 07:04:54 PM »
Watch as Bear Grylls instructs the proper way to combat pests you find on your property.

YouTube

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The Flood / Re: Bear Grylls is superior Human being
« on: November 03, 2014, 07:03:41 PM »
Les Stroud is way better
Yeah, but Grylls teaches us how to eats weird stuff.
YouTube

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The Flood / Re: Post the beautiful scenery around where you live
« on: November 03, 2014, 06:56:12 PM »

Nebraska has more corn, though.
Corn isn't one of our cash crops though, we do wheat.
Ah. Where I come from they do pot.

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The Flood / Re: Post the beautiful scenery around where you live
« on: November 03, 2014, 06:50:48 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Every Day Until You Like It
« on: November 03, 2014, 06:46:19 PM »
This was a thread about eating raw foods. Why am I being oppressed?

#ModAbuse
#ModBias

It's just a spoiler tag, you should be using them anyway <.<

If I post some allahu ackbar mortar fail, it's gotta be spoilered. If you post bear grylls eating various creatures then it has to be tagged too.
Damn. I got away with it last time. I said nothing.

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The Flood / Re: Every Day Until You Like It
« on: November 03, 2014, 06:40:38 PM »
This was a thread about eating raw foods. Why am I being oppressed?

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The Flood / Re: Every Day Until You Like It
« on: November 03, 2014, 06:37:54 PM »
NSFW content
There is nothing nsfw about food.

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The Flood / Re: Every Day Until You Like It
« on: November 03, 2014, 06:37:30 PM »
Borderline NSFW content

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The Flood / Re: Post the beautiful scenery around where you live
« on: November 03, 2014, 06:35:37 PM »




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The Flood / Bear Grylls is superior Human being
« on: November 03, 2014, 06:29:22 PM »

This is yes

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The Flood / Re: Every Day Until You Like It
« on: November 03, 2014, 06:26:55 PM »

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The Flood / Re: forgive english, i am russia
« on: November 03, 2014, 06:26:05 PM »
Dinosaur chicken nuggets.

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The Flood / Re: Why am I not heroic yet :(
« on: November 03, 2014, 06:02:26 PM »
You don't post often enough, nor spend enough time on here.

I have over 1300 posts
All that stuff was rejigged recently.
So it's harder to rank up.
I went down 2 ranks even though im pretty damn active
2 ranks? You were never Mythic, so you actually only went down 1 rank.
Legendary uns
Heroic invs
and now heroic uns
We are equals now. Good.
Been here longer than you and have almost 3000 posts.
Theres a hate circle after me i swear.
It's more like a dodecahedron.

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Gaming / Re: OH BOY, OH BOY, IT'S HAPPENING!
« on: November 03, 2014, 05:46:41 PM »
"Things CoD has never done before....Stealth level, there's a very good stealth level"

What? Do you not even Chernobyl?

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The Flood / Re: Why am I not heroic yet :(
« on: November 03, 2014, 05:41:10 PM »
You don't post often enough, nor spend enough time on here.

I have over 1300 posts
All that stuff was rejigged recently.
So it's harder to rank up.
I went down 2 ranks even though im pretty damn active
2 ranks? You were never Mythic, so you actually only went down 1 rank.
Legendary uns
Heroic invs
and now heroic uns
We are equals now. Good.

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The Flood / Re: Why am I not heroic yet :(
« on: November 03, 2014, 05:31:21 PM »
i want custom nameplate and gold text
don't we all.

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The Flood / Re: I need Survival Tips for Britbongistan
« on: November 03, 2014, 03:16:45 PM »
What do you know about London or Northern England? Proper stab ratios, what's the wibbly wob, all that jazz?

You won't actually get stabbed though, unless you are really unlucky <_<
It's not me, it's a friend, so I wish good luck to them.

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The Flood / Re: I need Survival Tips for Britbongistan
« on: November 03, 2014, 03:03:46 PM »
What do you know about London or Northern England? Proper stab ratios, what's the wibbly wob, all that jazz?

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The Flood / Re: The Penality for Suicide should be Death
« on: November 03, 2014, 02:50:21 PM »
That girl that killed herself in either Oregon or Colorado, can't remember, is a terrorist that should be charged.
I'm sure she intended to use her death as psychological warfare to kill even more Americans. She should be punished.

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The Flood / Re: I need Survival Tips for Britbongistan
« on: November 03, 2014, 02:48:09 PM »
Which part of britbongistan?
London and Northern England I have been told.

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The Flood / The Penality for Suicide should be Death
« on: November 03, 2014, 02:36:22 PM »
It's not like I'm wrong.

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Gaming / Re: Minecraft Server, for the flood to build shit in.
« on: November 03, 2014, 01:59:28 PM »
We should organise a Minecraft Day/Night (depending on timezones). I've only been on once and it was empty, and I'd rather build my singleplayer world than start from scratch on an empty server.
I'm up for that.

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The Flood / Re: I need Survival Tips for Britbongistan
« on: November 03, 2014, 01:56:25 PM »
1. Don't make eye contact with the peasantry
2. Manners are always appreciated
3. Wear a chainmail hauberk to prevent knife attacks
4. If you ask someone a question that doesn't pertain to the weather or the time, expect to be stabbed.
5. If you find yourself in a Sharia Law zone, keep your head down and run like a mad bugger to save yourself from decapitation. They don't like yanks.
6. Insist that you (the USA) are responsible for singlehandedly winning both world wars at every opportunity*
7. If anyone asks you if you would like a cup of tea, you have to accept. Refusal of tea tends to result in being stabbed.
8. If by chance you can procure a hauberk then prepare to be sued for hurting people's feelings and for causing RSI when they repeatedly try to stab through the mail and are unable to.
9. Common sense doesn't apply to laws here, you will go to jail for 20 years for downloading music and 3 years for killing 6 people.
10. When it's 6bong, Hide.

*This will allow you to look like a typical yank tourist and thus not be subjected to public bongarongs when you inevitably breach etiquette.
Bu chainmail is ballocks fah stabby things, mi lird. 'e should bring full plate.
Yes but full plate is expensive as fuuuck <_<
Eh.

Well I suppose that's not too bad then <.<

But that's just a breastplate, if you went with full plate... that would be pricey <_<
And good full plate too, not just Larp crap >.>
Don't suck, and you don't need anything else.

Yesh, full suit is expensive though.

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Gaming / Re: You can't customize armor in MCC
« on: November 03, 2014, 01:54:12 PM »
That's lame.

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The Flood / Re: I need Survival Tips for Britbongistan
« on: November 03, 2014, 01:52:16 PM »
1. Don't make eye contact with the peasantry
2. Manners are always appreciated
3. Wear a chainmail hauberk to prevent knife attacks
4. If you ask someone a question that doesn't pertain to the weather or the time, expect to be stabbed.
5. If you find yourself in a Sharia Law zone, keep your head down and run like a mad bugger to save yourself from decapitation. They don't like yanks.
6. Insist that you (the USA) are responsible for singlehandedly winning both world wars at every opportunity*
7. If anyone asks you if you would like a cup of tea, you have to accept. Refusal of tea tends to result in being stabbed.
8. If by chance you can procure a hauberk then prepare to be sued for hurting people's feelings and for causing RSI when they repeatedly try to stab through the mail and are unable to.
9. Common sense doesn't apply to laws here, you will go to jail for 20 years for downloading music and 3 years for killing 6 people.
10. When it's 6bong, Hide.

*This will allow you to look like a typical yank tourist and thus not be subjected to public bongarongs when you inevitably breach etiquette.
Bu chainmail is ballocks fah stabby things, mi lird. 'e should bring full plate.
Yes but full plate is expensive as fuuuck <_<
Eh.

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