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7951
« on: November 03, 2014, 10:40:36 PM »
7952
« on: November 03, 2014, 10:40:06 PM »
7953
« on: November 03, 2014, 10:39:23 PM »
7954
« on: November 03, 2014, 10:38:48 PM »
7955
« on: November 03, 2014, 10:37:36 PM »
7956
« on: November 03, 2014, 10:35:32 PM »
How many circs did 343i break?
Uh...
Technically one. But it's K cuz they fixed it in the end.
Is evil circ back, at least?
7957
« on: November 03, 2014, 10:34:39 PM »
One time I had a dream where I was in an endless black void, and some guy was getting fucking beat to death by some guy/thing with a tomahawk/axe. A bunch of water and some blood gushed out of his face at the end when the axe got embedded into his face when he was on the ground.
I have had my intestines ripped out and eaten by goblins and one time I yelled at my mom and sister for arguing while I was trying to sleep as a kid and they came in and did the same to me, good times.
My dad also used to eat me sometimes.
The world would sometimes fold and curve into the sky dumping me into the lake where I'd be eaten by sharks. Sometimes I would be driving and crash into the lake and be eaten by sharks.
I once had to fight in a boxing ring against some giant furry blue monster in my bedroom.
Normally there'd be a monster under my bed making it impossible for me to leave the room, although a few times I jumped through the door and far enough into the hallway to safety.
One time I got to meet 3 dudes that claimed they were the basis for all the monsters I've ever faced in my nightmares. Enlightening and weird.
Disembodied heads in my blankets. Not for a second.
Darth Maul was outside in the garden once. I don't remember it, but my mom professes I cried to her about it for a day.
Darth Vader and his Stormtroopers would also commonly invade my school or house.
I also was killed by a Necromorph stabbing me through the heart, then time rewinded and I punched the shit out of it. I was then being chased by a couple hundred regular ones and some 60 feet tall ones. Very good
There was some Omen like shit a couple months back I can't remember too well now, but in the dream I remembered the hotel/building I was in for some reason.
Airsoft guns don't work as well as real guns, I learned this the hard way.
Having my friend spaze out on an elevator with no rails while lost in some facility, and he pulled me off and I got to experience what it feels like to fall to your death. I didn't like it.
A Xenomorph was in bedroom and tried to kill me, I ran outside and we became friends and he told me he'd use a machine to wake me up. Pretty cool guy.
Can remember being shot like 50 times by .22 rifles, was very disturbing.
Got to watch my dad murder my mom and run off with her body and my imaginary younger sister when I got out of the car to try and help he drove off. I then sat down on the pavement and cried horribly wondering what to do next. Then I woke up. That was really fucking awkward and traumatic. Please never again.
Ach mein gott .-.
You seem to have some... unpleasant dreams... to say the least .-.
I have some good ones, it's just the bad ones that are the most memorable and fun to tell. I've convinced my friends that if I could remember all the details from my dreams that I would be an artistic master and great at horror stories.
Indeed .-.
I can still vaguely remember all the amazingly beautiful alien fish that I'll never be able to remember detailed enough to draw. They were like nothing I've ever seen, but I can't really remember how. Damn my dream consciousness for being better than my real-life consciousness in just about every way imaginable.
7958
« on: November 03, 2014, 10:32:24 PM »
7959
« on: November 03, 2014, 10:30:58 PM »
How many circs did 343i break?
7960
« on: November 03, 2014, 10:30:19 PM »
One time I had a dream where I was in an endless black void, and some guy was getting fucking beat to death by some guy/thing with a tomahawk/axe. A bunch of water and some blood gushed out of his face at the end when the axe got embedded into his face when he was on the ground.
I have had my intestines ripped out and eaten by goblins and one time I yelled at my mom and sister for arguing while I was trying to sleep as a kid and they came in and did the same to me, good times.
My dad also used to eat me sometimes.
The world would sometimes fold and curve into the sky dumping me into the lake where I'd be eaten by sharks. Sometimes I would be driving and crash into the lake and be eaten by sharks.
I once had to fight in a boxing ring against some giant furry blue monster in my bedroom.
Normally there'd be a monster under my bed making it impossible for me to leave the room, although a few times I jumped through the door and far enough into the hallway to safety.
One time I got to meet 3 dudes that claimed they were the basis for all the monsters I've ever faced in my nightmares. Enlightening and weird.
Disembodied heads in my blankets. Not for a second.
Darth Maul was outside in the garden once. I don't remember it, but my mom professes I cried to her about it for a day.
Darth Vader and his Stormtroopers would also commonly invade my school or house.
I also was killed by a Necromorph stabbing me through the heart, then time rewinded and I punched the shit out of it. I was then being chased by a couple hundred regular ones and some 60 feet tall ones. Very good
There was some Omen like shit a couple months back I can't remember too well now, but in the dream I remembered the hotel/building I was in for some reason.
Airsoft guns don't work as well as real guns, I learned this the hard way.
Having my friend spaze out on an elevator with no rails while lost in some facility, and he pulled me off and I got to experience what it feels like to fall to your death. I didn't like it.
A Xenomorph was in bedroom and tried to kill me, I ran outside and we became friends and he told me he'd use a machine to wake me up. Pretty cool guy.
Can remember being shot like 50 times by .22 rifles, was very disturbing.
Got to watch my dad murder my mom and run off with her body and my imaginary younger sister when I got out of the car to try and help he drove off. I then sat down on the pavement and cried horribly wondering what to do next. Then I woke up. That was really fucking awkward and traumatic. Please never again.
Ach mein gott .-.
You seem to have some... unpleasant dreams... to say the least .-.
I have some good ones, it's just the bad ones that are the most memorable and fun to tell. I've convinced my friends that if I could remember all the details from my dreams that I would be an artistic master and great at horror stories.
7961
« on: November 03, 2014, 10:25:35 PM »
Cut my life into pieces, this is my last resort. Suffocation. No breathing. Don't give a fuck if I cut my arm bleeding. Edit: I dare not look at the edge of comments on this video, cause I'll end up cutting my arm bleeding.
7962
« on: November 03, 2014, 10:22:36 PM »
Let the bodies hit the floor?
I bleed it out?
7963
« on: November 03, 2014, 10:22:03 PM »
Reported
what's your Youtube, fgt?
7964
« on: November 03, 2014, 10:21:05 PM »
All you damn aruetii and your moon speak.
7965
« on: November 03, 2014, 10:18:19 PM »
Let the bodies hit the floor?
7966
« on: November 03, 2014, 10:11:16 PM »
Eh. I'll keep waiting for them to get a good story together again, I guess. Only been 5 years, gotta be happening soon.
I haven't played the story yet. I'll get back to you guys once I do.
The ending doesn't look promising.
7967
« on: November 03, 2014, 10:08:51 PM »
One time I had a dream where I was in an endless black void, and some guy was getting fucking beat to death by some guy/thing with a tomahawk/axe. A bunch of water and some blood gushed out of his face at the end when the axe got embedded into his face when he was on the ground.
I have had my intestines ripped out and eaten by goblins and one time I yelled at my mom and sister for arguing while I was trying to sleep as a kid and they came in and did the same to me, good times.
My dad also used to eat me sometimes.
The world would sometimes fold and curve into the sky dumping me into the lake where I'd be eaten by sharks. Sometimes I would be driving and crash into the lake and be eaten by sharks.
I once had to fight in a boxing ring against some giant furry blue monster in my bedroom.
Normally there'd be a monster under my bed making it impossible for me to leave the room, although a few times I jumped through the door and far enough into the hallway to safety.
One time I got to meet 3 dudes that claimed they were the basis for all the monsters I've ever faced in my nightmares. Enlightening and weird.
Disembodied heads in my blankets. Not for a second.
Darth Maul was outside in the garden once. I don't remember it, but my mom professes I cried to her about it for a day.
Darth Vader and his Stormtroopers would also commonly invade my school or house.
I also was killed by a Necromorph stabbing me through the heart, then time rewinded and I punched the shit out of it. I was then being chased by a couple hundred regular ones and some 60 feet tall ones. Very good
There was some Omen like shit a couple months back I can't remember too well now, but in the dream I remembered the hotel/building I was in for some reason.
Airsoft guns don't work as well as real guns, I learned this the hard way.
Having my friend spaze out on an elevator with no rails while lost in some facility, and he pulled me off and I got to experience what it feels like to fall to your death. I didn't like it.
A Xenomorph was in bedroom and tried to kill me, I ran outside and we became friends and he told me he'd use a machine to wake me up. Pretty cool guy.
Can remember being shot like 50 times by .22 rifles, was very disturbing.
Got to watch my dad murder my mom and run off with her body and my imaginary younger sister when I got out of the car to try and help he drove off. I then sat down on the pavement and cried horribly wondering what to do next. Then I woke up. That was really fucking awkward and traumatic. Please never again.
7968
« on: November 03, 2014, 09:57:43 PM »
Victor Reznov was cool guy
OG Cena. God bless that man, wherever he may be.
7969
« on: November 03, 2014, 09:56:30 PM »
Eh. I'll keep waiting for them to get a good story together again, I guess. Only been 5 years, gotta be happening soon.
7970
« on: November 03, 2014, 09:54:48 PM »
No idea what that is, but he's a cowardly punk squirt.
He's a no good Donkey dick gobblin' choirboy is what he is.
7971
« on: November 03, 2014, 09:52:35 PM »
bump
R U AVIN A FOOKIN GIGGLE THER M8?
SINNER!
7972
« on: November 03, 2014, 09:52:02 PM »
Quit locking threads you turdfuker.
7973
« on: November 03, 2014, 09:51:17 PM »
Holy FUCK you guys.
All these fucking dipshits going "hurr durr CoD is shit" without having played the new one. Goddamn.
Ghosts made me so fucking mad I burned it on camera for all the world to see. Black Ops 2 made my dick rock hard and hopeful for the future, but Ghosts took a shit all over that hope.
And then along comes Advanced Warfare. I bought it expecting it to be shit.
Lo and behold, I'm sitting here having the most fun with a CoD game I've had in years. It took me back to 2007 playing CoD4 and shitposting on YouTube. Those were the days. And this game brought me back to that. Just pure adrenaline-junkie fun and I don't give a shit what anyone says about it. It's fresh and it's fast as hell and I just want to play more. I fucking expected CoD to absolutely blow cocks this year but it's not shit and it's amazing.
Goddamn. Good shit.
Well, what the fuck is so good about it then? I've been hearing people say it's good for the past 2 days, but not a single fuck has explained why it's good. Sure as shit doesn't look like the story. So, what is it?
It's that they added jetpacks. That's it for me. I get to fly all over the damn place and it makes my balls rusty with convictions. I feel like I'm playing Titanfall for the first time again.
Except for the fucking mouse stuttering, though. Fuck that.
So, Titanfall without mechs? I kinda expected more than that for it to deserve all the praise it's been said to be getting. No new weapon types, nothing?
7974
« on: November 03, 2014, 09:47:48 PM »
Holy FUCK you guys.
All these fucking dipshits going "hurr durr CoD is shit" without having played the new one. Goddamn.
Ghosts made me so fucking mad I burned it on camera for all the world to see. Black Ops 2 made my dick rock hard and hopeful for the future, but Ghosts took a shit all over that hope.
And then along comes Advanced Warfare. I bought it expecting it to be shit.
Lo and behold, I'm sitting here having the most fun with a CoD game I've had in years. It took me back to 2007 playing CoD4 and shitposting on YouTube. Those were the days. And this game brought me back to that. Just pure adrenaline-junkie fun and I don't give a shit what anyone says about it. It's fresh and it's fast as hell and I just want to play more. I fucking expected CoD to absolutely blow cocks this year but it's not shit and it's amazing.
Goddamn. Good shit.
Well, what the fuck is so good about it then? I've been hearing people say it's good for the past 2 days, but not a single fuck has explained why it's good. Sure as shit doesn't look like the story. So, what is it?
7975
« on: November 03, 2014, 09:45:53 PM »
Probably. I only got the games for the story, so I don't really care about any after MW2.
7976
« on: November 03, 2014, 09:43:57 PM »
bump
Wow, kill yourself.
I'm so bored
Suicide is always an option.
You're Russian, so climbing things is too.
Shit, you're right. I climbed up a big-ass rock wall today just for the lulz.
Maybe I should record some of that.
Here, something to aspire to.
7977
« on: November 03, 2014, 09:42:57 PM »
Mars has water, just terraform it.
7978
« on: November 03, 2014, 09:40:00 PM »
Keeping your core gameplay the same is fine. Literally copy and pasting your assets and reselling people a game they pretty much already bought isn't.
Most people don't buy CoD every year. I know my friends will only get one every other year or every 3 years.
They're still buying the same thing.
7979
« on: November 03, 2014, 09:38:43 PM »
bump
Wow, kill yourself.
I'm so bored
Suicide is always an option. You're Russian, so climbing things is too.
7980
« on: November 03, 2014, 09:37:24 PM »
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