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7921
« on: November 05, 2014, 03:14:15 PM »
I can't remember how it started, but I got thrown out of some spaceship with 3 other people and landed on some chunk of land that was my house and backyard. After we all finally got up we came together and talked about what we needed to do, we couldn't tell which side we flew in from, but I said that we came in from this one side cause that's what it looks like outside of my dreams(idfk). For some reason there were bridges 20ft up connecting some of the trees and my plastic 2 sided axe was embedded in one of them up by one of the bridges. At some point we decided we needed to gather things(I could remember getting a hatchet before blacking out when we landed, so I thought I'd go get that), some girl was up on one of the bridges and a clay pigeon fell out of her pocket and broke on the ground near me(I guess she was getting a shotgun?). So I went inside and pulled out my pocket knife and tapped my arm with it, like I do when I'm bored, my dad was sitting on the couch watching TV, nothing unusual, then as I'm going upstairs there's some weird presence and sound and I see 2 sets of big-ass Teddy Bears coming down the stairs like they're possessed. I step back around the banister and wait for them to come down so they don't have the high ground and prepare to kick them down, but instead I kick my bed IRL and wake myself up. After I fell back asleep I stabbed them and cut them apart and tore out one's heart and took a bite out of it.
Overall, seemed pretty good.
7922
« on: November 03, 2014, 11:54:09 PM »
I seem to have lots of dreams about Floodians
Same, most of my dreams have consisted of brutally torturing people here and laughing as they beg for mercy.
Your avatar is always perfect.
7923
« on: November 03, 2014, 11:50:03 PM »
I seem to have lots of dreams about Floodians
Ha! Can't dream about me!
Why would anyone want to
That's why you can't. 
7924
« on: November 03, 2014, 11:48:44 PM »
I seem to have lots of dreams about Floodians
Ha! Can't dream about me!
7925
« on: November 03, 2014, 11:47:54 PM »
おほ あ はいぶりど ぽすと えい？
Oho a haiburu do posuto ei
ぶと い とらんすらてど いと えにわい です。
むちょ ほのる とお ふぁもれえ
ありがと い うぃる うぃん ぢす ふぃと ぷらゆ と ようる ごづ
Fuck Dakuon.
うぃる うぃん ぢす
Nani desu? nani desu nani desu
kakakakakakakkakaakakakakakk
it's 5am :l
Uiru uin "will win" sorry no W available :/
lol casul can't even weeb right, canya?
い すく よ まま ぼおびえす
はお るど です
ふぁく 十
»ÇœŸ¥¤£‘’•š¢¦©ª…ƒ†…‡
Reported™…. Speak™… english™… faggot™.
fix'd
My mastery of unicode knows no bounds
ふぃるち ふぁと アメリカ
Filthy fat american?
はい ち let's make this into chi & to?
What's that. Sounds kinda kinky.
7926
« on: November 03, 2014, 11:46:34 PM »
How can one play Halo Peace?
7927
« on: November 03, 2014, 11:46:03 PM »
おほ あ はいぶりど ぽすと えい？
Oho a haiburu do posuto ei
ぶと い とらんすらてど いと えにわい です。
むちょ ほのる とお ふぁもれえ
ありがと い うぃる うぃん ぢす ふぃと ぷらゆ と ようる ごづ
Fuck Dakuon.
うぃる うぃん ぢす
Nani desu? nani desu nani desu
kakakakakakakkakaakakakakakk
it's 5am :l
Uiru uin "will win" sorry no W available :/
lol casul can't even weeb right, canya?
い すく よ まま ぼおびえす
はお るど です
ふぁく 十
»ÇœŸ¥¤£‘’•š¢¦©ª…ƒ†…‡
Reported™…. Speak™… english™… faggot™.
fix'd
My mastery of unicode knows no bounds
ふぃるち ふぁと アメリカ
Filthy fat american?
Hey, I'm not fat, I'm moderately filthy, and I am proud of my Pilgram heritage, although they did go back to Europe because America sucked, but they came back!
7928
« on: November 03, 2014, 11:37:58 PM »
おほ あ はいぶりど ぽすと えい？
Oho a haiburu do posuto ei
ぶと い とらんすらてど いと えにわい です。
むちょ ほのる とお ふぁもれえ
ありがと い うぃる うぃん ぢす ふぃと ぷらゆ と ようる ごづ
Fuck Dakuon.
うぃる うぃん ぢす
Nani desu? nani desu nani desu
kakakakakakakkakaakakakakakk
it's 5am :l
Uiru uin "will win" sorry no W available :/
lol casul can't even weeb right, canya?
い すく よ まま ぼおびえす
はお るど です
ふぁく 十
»ÇœŸ¥¤£‘’•š¢¦©ª…ƒ†…‡
Reported™…. Speak™… english™… faggot™.
fix'd My mastery of unicode knows no bounds
7929
« on: November 03, 2014, 11:36:28 PM »
C
*Si
Aprenda el lenguaje
C
No se puede saber si su curricán o no , si no, buen trabajo , a aprender cómo se escribe español , -1/10
I can understand some of the words and the meaning of this. Thank you 8th grade Spanish class.
7930
« on: November 03, 2014, 11:34:47 PM »
おほ あ はいぶりど ぽすと えい？
Oho a haiburu do posuto ei
ぶと い とらんすらてど いと えにわい です。
むちょ ほのる とお ふぁもれえ
ありがと い うぃる うぃん ぢす ふぃと ぷらゆ と ようる ごづ
Fuck Dakuon.
うぃる うぃん ぢす
Nani desu? nani desu nani desu
kakakakakakakkakaakakakakakk
it's 5am :l
Uiru uin "will win" sorry no W available :/
lol casul can't even weeb right, canya?
い すく よ まま ぼおびえす
はお るど です
ふぁく 十
»ÇœŸ¥¤£‘’•š¢¦©ª…ƒ†…‡
7931
« on: November 03, 2014, 11:28:25 PM »
Donde esta la bibloteca?
>pleb tier language
Get out desu.
But ye, me gusta la biblioteca desu.
El pupitre.
Desk wot desu?
lol poopytray
7932
« on: November 03, 2014, 11:27:57 PM »
7933
« on: November 03, 2014, 11:26:37 PM »
Si, si. Donde esta el Home Depot?
No sé , ¿por qué?
Porque.
7934
« on: November 03, 2014, 11:25:24 PM »
Donde esta la bibloteca?
>pleb tier language
Get out desu.
But ye, me gusta la biblioteca desu.
El pupitre.
7935
« on: November 03, 2014, 11:24:53 PM »
Si, si. Donde esta el Home Depot?
7936
« on: November 03, 2014, 11:23:39 PM »
Donde esta la bibloteca?
7937
« on: November 03, 2014, 11:18:41 PM »
Fucking fine.
I'll get off my ass and finally learn nip.
Commi, no. You can still be saved.
7938
« on: November 03, 2014, 11:18:09 PM »
Do ppl actually pay for those?
Yes.
7939
« on: November 03, 2014, 11:17:39 PM »
おほ あ はいぶりど ぽすと えい？
Oho a haiburu do posuto ei
ぶと い とらんすらてど いと えにわい です。
むちょ ほのる とお ふぁもれえ
ありがと い うぃる うぃん ぢす ふぃと ぷらゆ と ようる ごづ
Fuck Dakuon.
うぃる うぃん ぢす
Nani desu? nani desu nani desu
kakakakakakakkakaakakakakakk
it's 5am :l
Uiru uin "will win" sorry no W available :/
lol casul can't even weeb right, canya?
7940
« on: November 03, 2014, 11:13:47 PM »
7941
« on: November 03, 2014, 11:12:16 PM »
おほ あ はいぶりど ぽすと えい？
Oho a haiburu do posuto ei
ぶと い とらんすらてど いと えにわい です。
むちょ ほのる とお ふぁもれえ
ありがと い うぃる うぃん ぢす ふぃと ぷらゆ と ようる ごづ
Fuck Dakuon.
Dakuon's such a dikut
7942
« on: November 03, 2014, 11:10:25 PM »
Psy, as our residential Psychologist you must find the answer to why the fuck can't I be like how I'm asleep when I'm awake. Become legend™
If it wasn't 5am, I could probably answer this to a decent standard <_<
The rough ramble = your brain doesn't let you dream whilst you are awake in the same manner because it causes all kinds of problems with processing sensory input.
So if you started to dream whilst 'conscious' and weren't sleep-paralysed you would probably end up injuring yourself or others as your body carries out the actions that your brain 'thinks' is necessary.
i.e defending yourself from a zombie in a dream would = battering the shit out of someone infront of you <_<
This is quite the shitty explanation, but if you axe me again in the morning/afternoon I'll try and come up with something properly <_<
I'll ask later, but now I can't help but try to imagine what your body would try and do when your dreaming that you're flying while being awake.
7943
« on: November 03, 2014, 11:06:04 PM »
Leave it to the Canadians to have something called cyber police.
7944
« on: November 03, 2014, 11:02:16 PM »
Did this yesterday. Too much effort.
7945
« on: November 03, 2014, 10:51:40 PM »
Psy, as our residential Psychologist you must find the answer to why the fuck can't I be like how I'm asleep when I'm awake. Become legend™
7946
« on: November 03, 2014, 10:46:47 PM »
I have a few.
You'd totally never guess.
Why do you just pop out of the woodwork every now and then?
7947
« on: November 03, 2014, 10:45:39 PM »
One time I had a dream where I was in an endless black void, and some guy was getting fucking beat to death by some guy/thing with a tomahawk/axe. A bunch of water and some blood gushed out of his face at the end when the axe got embedded into his face when he was on the ground.
I have had my intestines ripped out and eaten by goblins and one time I yelled at my mom and sister for arguing while I was trying to sleep as a kid and they came in and did the same to me, good times.
My dad also used to eat me sometimes.
The world would sometimes fold and curve into the sky dumping me into the lake where I'd be eaten by sharks. Sometimes I would be driving and crash into the lake and be eaten by sharks.
I once had to fight in a boxing ring against some giant furry blue monster in my bedroom.
Normally there'd be a monster under my bed making it impossible for me to leave the room, although a few times I jumped through the door and far enough into the hallway to safety.
One time I got to meet 3 dudes that claimed they were the basis for all the monsters I've ever faced in my nightmares. Enlightening and weird.
Disembodied heads in my blankets. Not for a second.
Darth Maul was outside in the garden once. I don't remember it, but my mom professes I cried to her about it for a day.
Darth Vader and his Stormtroopers would also commonly invade my school or house.
I also was killed by a Necromorph stabbing me through the heart, then time rewinded and I punched the shit out of it. I was then being chased by a couple hundred regular ones and some 60 feet tall ones. Very good
There was some Omen like shit a couple months back I can't remember too well now, but in the dream I remembered the hotel/building I was in for some reason.
Airsoft guns don't work as well as real guns, I learned this the hard way.
Having my friend spaze out on an elevator with no rails while lost in some facility, and he pulled me off and I got to experience what it feels like to fall to your death. I didn't like it.
A Xenomorph was in bedroom and tried to kill me, I ran outside and we became friends and he told me he'd use a machine to wake me up. Pretty cool guy.
Can remember being shot like 50 times by .22 rifles, was very disturbing.
Got to watch my dad murder my mom and run off with her body and my imaginary younger sister when I got out of the car to try and help he drove off. I then sat down on the pavement and cried horribly wondering what to do next. Then I woke up. That was really fucking awkward and traumatic. Please never again.
Ach mein gott .-.
You seem to have some... unpleasant dreams... to say the least .-.
I have some good ones, it's just the bad ones that are the most memorable and fun to tell. I've convinced my friends that if I could remember all the details from my dreams that I would be an artistic master and great at horror stories.
Indeed .-.
I can still vaguely remember all the amazingly beautiful alien fish that I'll never be able to remember detailed enough to draw. They were like nothing I've ever seen, but I can't really remember how.
Damn my dream consciousness for being better than my real-life consciousness in just about every way imaginable.
I really hate that :l
When you can see such vivid and creative things in your sleep but as you wake up they slowly decay from memory. Well I couldn't draw them anyway lol but it's frustrating nonetheless.
But you can remember it all as soon as you go back to sleep. Yet, you don't always think to remember it.
7948
« on: November 03, 2014, 10:42:23 PM »
I have done much good. Yes, much good. 
7949
« on: November 03, 2014, 10:41:50 PM »
7950
« on: November 03, 2014, 10:41:15 PM »
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