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7531
« on: November 12, 2014, 12:16:26 AM »
This should occupy you for a few minutes. Or hours if you look up his other videos.
7532
« on: November 12, 2014, 12:13:13 AM »
YOU PEOPLE ARE NO HELP AT ALL OH MY GAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jk i might just take a nap..............
Sounds like it 
7533
« on: November 12, 2014, 12:05:20 AM »
My soul is beyond your understanding...
Okay space cuttlefish.
7534
« on: November 12, 2014, 12:01:54 AM »
7535
« on: November 11, 2014, 11:58:03 PM »
What have you guys done to this thread?
Enhanced it.
Is that what you call it?
Mkay
Better than being butthurt about 343i making dumb decisions.
7536
« on: November 11, 2014, 11:49:40 PM »
Bye...can I have your stuff?
Hell the fuck no.
Go buy your own shit!
*loads the rest off your stuff in the van*
(•-• )
Oh hai.
COME BACK HERE WITH MY XBOX AND COMPUTER!!!!! D:
*loads everything in the Normandy*
DRIVE DRIVE DRIVE!
*flies away*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*smashes windshield with bear hands*
*beats the crap out of BioSmiley*
HATE CRIME! Ow. HE'S RACIST TO QUARIANS!!!
7537
« on: November 11, 2014, 11:35:38 PM »
You have an avatar from the dumbest race of genocidal idiots I've ever met in a video game.
That doesn't earn you any points in my good book >_>
>Imperium of Man
Xenos scum don't count, AI do.
And the Mechanicus ban on the creation of thinking machines is Haram <_<
The only reason the Iron Men went rogue was because they were treated as lesser beings, and the Caban doesn't count because of chaos heresy stuff.
>Goes around killing aliens for 200 straight years because thinks Humans need to kill things to not kill each other
>Humans still kill each other
>Leader gets turned into a husk on a golden toilet
>Inquisition
>Everything is heresy
Doesn't come off as smart or any less genocidal, Psy.
The reason why Xenos don't count is thus
>Ork - Exists solely to shit, fight, loot and kill
>Nids - Exists soley to eat, shit and eat shit.
>Eldar - Biggest bunch of whiny eejits in the galaxy, like Quarians but worse. Singlehandedly created a fourth Chaos god. GG. Haram. Right to life denied.
>Tau - Weaboo space commies that use pheromones to indoctrinate their populations and other species
>Necrons - Exist solely to kill all life. Fuck newcrons and fuck ward.
>Daemons - Exist solely to torment, torture, infect and kill mortals
>Hrud - Rots everything they touch/go near.
Like I said, Xenos scum don't count.
And the reason humans got smacked for six, was because they were going up against four gods. Hardly herpdederp to lose a battle in a war like that.
And as for everything being heresy, the alternative is letting planets become overrun with daemons and xenos scum who would then proceed to overrun other words nearby. If your planet is being exterminatus'd, then chances are that you were going to have a very bad day if they didn't blow it up.
Fuck this stupid nerd shit, Mando still better.
Another victory for the glorious Imperium of Man!
But they're fucked in the universe so hard, it's not even funny. Why do you think they won't finish the story?
If I were to go uberfluff on you, it wouldn't seem that way <_<
But I'll spare you the nerdpocalypse and jargon and just assure you that the IoM is going to win, it's just a matter of time >.>
>Gamble that Emperor dying turns him into uber super God Emperor of Universe. Or he dies, and everyone dies and Tyranids live happily ever after.
7538
« on: November 11, 2014, 11:34:24 PM »
They've fucking said no comment for 10 damn years straight. Stop being a dumbass and thinking MS or 343i give a shit about the Halo PC community. We don't need them anyway, we can make Halo better on our own.
In case you haven't realized, Halo 2 PC right now lies in a threshold balance. They're looking for support options for it hence it is still up.
As long as MS owns the IP, you don't want them to forget about it. That's why we must keep bugging them.
People still play Halo 2 PC? Weird.
They don't care, that's it. If they move the games to PC, that's less Xboxes they will sell. Not happening. Just accept the glorious nature that is Halo Contingency and Halo Custom Edition.
No. I refuse to.
And for the record, I still play Halo 2 PC.
Halo 2 PC sucks, though. Ehh. Your loss.
7539
« on: November 11, 2014, 11:31:14 PM »
It's not underground, it's underwater you dumb shit.
7540
« on: November 11, 2014, 11:30:17 PM »
They've fucking said no comment for 10 damn years straight. Stop being a dumbass and thinking MS or 343i give a shit about the Halo PC community. We don't need them anyway, we can make Halo better on our own.
In case you haven't realized, Halo 2 PC right now lies in a threshold balance. They're looking for support options for it hence it is still up.
As long as MS owns the IP, you don't want them to forget about it. That's why we must keep bugging them.
People still play Halo 2 PC? Weird. They don't care, that's it. If they move the games to PC, that's less Xboxes they will sell. Not happening. Just accept the glorious nature that is Halo Contingency and Halo Custom Edition.
7541
« on: November 11, 2014, 11:27:50 PM »
You have an avatar from the dumbest race of genocidal idiots I've ever met in a video game.
That doesn't earn you any points in my good book >_>
>Imperium of Man
Xenos scum don't count, AI do.
And the Mechanicus ban on the creation of thinking machines is Haram <_<
The only reason the Iron Men went rogue was because they were treated as lesser beings, and the Caban doesn't count because of chaos heresy stuff.
>Goes around killing aliens for 200 straight years because thinks Humans need to kill things to not kill each other
>Humans still kill each other
>Leader gets turned into a husk on a golden toilet
>Inquisition
>Everything is heresy
Doesn't come off as smart or any less genocidal, Psy.
The reason why Xenos don't count is thus
>Ork - Exists solely to shit, fight, loot and kill
>Nids - Exists soley to eat, shit and eat shit.
>Eldar - Biggest bunch of whiny eejits in the galaxy, like Quarians but worse. Singlehandedly created a fourth Chaos god. GG. Haram. Right to life denied.
>Tau - Weaboo space commies that use pheromones to indoctrinate their populations and other species
>Necrons - Exist solely to kill all life. Fuck newcrons and fuck ward.
>Daemons - Exist solely to torment, torture, infect and kill mortals
>Hrud - Rots everything they touch/go near.
Like I said, Xenos scum don't count.
And the reason humans got smacked for six, was because they were going up against four gods. Hardly herpdederp to lose a battle in a war like that.
And as for everything being heresy, the alternative is letting planets become overrun with daemons and xenos scum who would then proceed to overrun other words nearby. If your planet is being exterminatus'd, then chances are that you were going to have a very bad day if they didn't blow it up.
Fuck this stupid nerd shit, Mando still better.
Another victory for the glorious Imperium of Man!
But they're fucked in the universe so hard, it's not even funny. Why do you think they won't finish the story?
7542
« on: November 11, 2014, 11:25:12 PM »
They've fucking said no comment for 10 damn years straight. Stop being a dumbass and thinking MS or 343i give a shit about the Halo PC community. We don't need them anyway, we can make Halo better on our own.
7543
« on: November 11, 2014, 11:23:15 PM »
You have an avatar from the dumbest race of genocidal idiots I've ever met in a video game.
That doesn't earn you any points in my good book >_>
>Imperium of Man
Xenos scum don't count, AI do.
And the Mechanicus ban on the creation of thinking machines is Haram <_<
The only reason the Iron Men went rogue was because they were treated as lesser beings, and the Caban doesn't count because of chaos heresy stuff.
>Goes around killing aliens for 200 straight years because thinks Humans need to kill things to not kill each other
>Humans still kill each other
>Leader gets turned into a husk on a golden toilet
>Inquisition
>Everything is heresy
Doesn't come off as smart or any less genocidal, Psy.
The reason why Xenos don't count is thus
>Ork - Exists solely to shit, fight, loot and kill
>Nids - Exists soley to eat, shit and eat shit.
>Eldar - Biggest bunch of whiny eejits in the galaxy, like Quarians but worse. Singlehandedly created a fourth Chaos god. GG. Haram. Right to life denied.
>Tau - Weaboo space commies that use pheromones to indoctrinate their populations and other species
>Necrons - Exist solely to kill all life. Fuck newcrons and fuck ward.
>Daemons - Exist solely to torment, torture, infect and kill mortals
>Hrud - Rots everything they touch/go near.
Like I said, Xenos scum don't count.
And the reason humans got smacked for six, was because they were going up against four gods. Hardly herpdederp to lose a battle in a war like that.
And as for everything being heresy, the alternative is letting planets become overrun with daemons and xenos scum who would then proceed to overrun other words nearby. If your planet is being exterminatus'd, then chances are that you were going to have a very bad day if they didn't blow it up.
Fuck this stupid nerd shit, Mando still better.
7544
« on: November 11, 2014, 11:20:49 PM »
But it's fun.
Until afterward you spit out several tonsil stones and realize that you had your tonsils removed ages ago.
wtf is a tonsil stone?
I almost feel inclined not to tell you. Google it. But here's a gif just because.
BRB puking out my brain.
It wasn't that bad.
There's worse. I just chose not to post it.
How can it be worse? There's some weird white ass calcium rockshit where there shouldn't be.
7545
« on: November 11, 2014, 11:19:43 PM »
Wut
Don't play coy. We know you mods are all biased. CHEAT, WHERE ARE YOU WHEN WE NEED YOU?
They refused to answer Nexus's and my questions and silenced our voices instead. Frickin' figs
7547
« on: November 11, 2014, 11:16:37 PM »
He will be back tomorrow evening,
Great, that's just fabulous.
Fabulous as booty.
I don't think you're looking deep enough.
You've gone incoherent.
You're not good enough to solve this puzzle.
Put the mirror down.
Hello mirror.
I didn't know you changed your name to mirror!
7548
« on: November 11, 2014, 11:15:32 PM »
You have an avatar from the dumbest race of genocidal idiots I've ever met in a video game.
That doesn't earn you any points in my good book >_>
Okay.....so how many points do I have in your Bad Book? Can I increase my score by eating bacon?
Only two, one is for not worshipping allah and the other is for liking quarians.
Haram.
And yes, since that is haram.
Hmm....well shit. How does one get on said Good Book?
By beheading infidels, choosing to destroy the quarians/let the Geth PWN them in ME3 and by... idk not eating bacon >_>
But srsly, you aren't in the bad book <.<
You'd have to do something worse than like the spacesuits to get in there >_>
What about ponies?
7549
« on: November 11, 2014, 11:13:24 PM »
You have an avatar from the dumbest race of genocidal idiots I've ever met in a video game.
That doesn't earn you any points in my good book >_>
>Imperium of Man
Xenos scum don't count, AI do.
And the Mechanicus ban on the creation of thinking machines is Haram <_<
The only reason the Iron Men went rogue was because they were treated as lesser beings, and the Caban doesn't count because of chaos heresy stuff.
>Goes around killing aliens for 200 straight years because thinks Humans need to kill things to not kill each other >Humans still kill each other >Leader gets turned into a husk on a golden toilet >Inquisition >Everything is heresy Doesn't come off as smart or any less genocidal, Psy.
7550
« on: November 11, 2014, 11:03:36 PM »
You have an avatar from the dumbest race of genocidal idiots I've ever met in a video game.
That doesn't earn you any points in my good book >_>
>Imperium of Man
7551
« on: November 11, 2014, 11:01:29 PM »
Bye...can I have your stuff?
I call the TV
I call everything else.
Not if I get them first scrub >:3
(e-e )
I will beat you with a stick and shove so far up your pooper, Sentra would be jealous of it.
I already called dibs on that stick.
(•-• )
You creep me out sometimes.
Be afraid. 
7552
« on: November 11, 2014, 10:58:35 PM »
I can't watch videos, what's the content? <.<
Drunk Germans put Aerosol can in a wood furnace.
well when you put it that way....
That was more or less what the Holocaust was, though.
7553
« on: November 11, 2014, 10:57:44 PM »
But it's fun.
Until afterward you spit out several tonsil stones and realize that you had your tonsils removed ages ago.
wtf is a tonsil stone?
I almost feel inclined not to tell you. Google it. But here's a gif just because.
BRB puking out my brain.
7554
« on: November 11, 2014, 10:56:05 PM »
Bye...can I have your stuff?
I call the TV
I call everything else.
Not if I get them first scrub >:3
(e-e )
I will beat you with a stick and shove so far up your pooper, Sentra would be jealous of it.
I already called dibs on that stick.
7555
« on: November 11, 2014, 10:54:12 PM »
I can't watch videos, what's the content? <.<
Drunk Germans put Aerosol can in a wood furnace.
7556
« on: November 11, 2014, 10:53:37 PM »
I got a Vodka ad on that site. Seems appropriate.
7557
« on: November 11, 2014, 10:50:09 PM »
He will be back tomorrow evening,
Great, that's just fabulous.
Fabulous as booty.
I don't think you're looking deep enough.
You've gone incoherent.
You're not good enough to solve this puzzle.
Put the mirror down.
7558
« on: November 11, 2014, 10:10:24 PM »
But it's fun.
Until afterward you spit out several tonsil stones and realize that you had your tonsils removed ages ago.
wtf is a tonsil stone?
7559
« on: November 11, 2014, 10:09:30 PM »
He will be back tomorrow evening,
Great, that's just fabulous.
Fabulous as booty.
I don't think you're looking deep enough.
You've gone incoherent.
7560
« on: November 11, 2014, 09:58:40 PM »
He will be back tomorrow evening,
Great, that's just fabulous.
Fabulous as booty.
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