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7471
The Flood / Re: Mods?
« on: November 12, 2014, 05:07:03 PM »
FFS.
Plz don't ban. My 4 year old brother hacked my account and posted meatspin without my permission.

7472
The Flood / Re: Mods, why am I no longer warned?
« on: November 12, 2014, 05:04:48 PM »
Spam meatspin and we can shrektify the situation.
Consider it done!

7473
The Flood / Re: My cousin was being super edgy today ama
« on: November 12, 2014, 05:04:23 PM »
How was he being edgy? Is he turning emo?
Guess so, he was talking about wanting to die and going to hell while arguing with my grandma(his legal guardian).
Seems legit.
YouTube

Not sure if you mean that or saying I'm lying.
I imagine your cousin is murderface.

7474
The Flood / Mods?
« on: November 12, 2014, 05:03:28 PM »

7475
The Flood / Re: Mods, what is the answer in life?
« on: November 12, 2014, 05:00:47 PM »

7476
The Flood / Mods, how do I become legend™?
« on: November 12, 2014, 05:00:03 PM »
plz respawnds

7477
The Flood / Mods, what is the answer in life?
« on: November 12, 2014, 04:59:35 PM »
I still want it.

7478
The Flood / Re: My cousin was being super edgy today ama
« on: November 12, 2014, 04:56:46 PM »
How was he being edgy? Is he turning emo?
Guess so, he was talking about wanting to die and going to hell while arguing with my grandma(his legal guardian).
Seems legit.
YouTube

7479
The Flood / Mods, why am I no longer warned?
« on: November 12, 2014, 04:55:36 PM »
I don't feel special anymore with the nice green words under my name.

Also, MODSMODSMODSMODSMODSMODSMODSMODSMODSMODSMODSMODSM ODSMODSMODSMODSMODSMODSMODSMODSMODSMODSMODSMODS

7480
Gaming / Re: Why does everyone on here hate Halo Reach?
« on: November 12, 2014, 04:53:54 PM »
But the pistol didn't have a zoom.
That was the best part. Zombies had more of a chance to get closer, because you needed to be a good shot to pick them off at range, and you couldn't fire super fast.

7481
Serious / Re: Why do people continue to give their children the flu shot?
« on: November 12, 2014, 04:51:29 PM »
Ask yourself.

How fun is being sick? Do you really have a party when you're sitting over a toilet horking your guts out? When you're burning up and you open up a fucking window and it doesn't help even if it's cold as shit outside?

Folks these days are too keen on accepting bullshit. Colds are part of that. It's fucking shitty to be sick.

So, you do what you can. You try to avoid being sick. Whether it be through vaccine or taking a lot of care.
I have always found the Flu to be a liberating and memorable experience.

7482
The Flood / Re: This place isn't the same without Camnator
« on: November 12, 2014, 04:46:21 PM »
The future of this thread.

I see many faggots.

Fixed that for ya boyo.



For what?

Saying faggot when 99% of the forum says faggot or fgt?

That's fucking retarded.

7483
The Flood / Re: This place isn't the same without Camnator
« on: November 12, 2014, 04:44:35 PM »

7484
Gaming / Re: Why does everyone on here hate Halo Reach?
« on: November 12, 2014, 04:41:21 PM »
Terrible story.
Terrible characters.
Bloom.
AAs
Sword block.
Ruined Firefight.
>sword block
>bad


I thoroughly enjoyed this feature
>Sword block
>Good
Terrible feature that is bullshit
Exactly.

There's no way anyone should be able to block the sheer force of the Energy Sword.
It was a free get out of jail card too.
"You were dumb enough to go head to head against a sword user? Well just melee it and you'll be fine".

Sword clash wasn't as bad.
Sword clash was best thing ever until you'd die from clashing too much in Reach, and post-Halo 3 Sword mechanics sucking immense scrotum.
That fucking lunge...
The only lunge that sucked was Halo 2's, doe. Wut u on aboot?
Reach's lunge fucking sucked
Sounds like someone didn't like Target Practice.
fix'd
What's target practice?
Where you camp in a room with a Shotgun and Magnum and gun down zombies
Or on a roof. Or Sword Base tunnels.

Essentially, that's all it ever was.

7485
Gaming / Re: Why does everyone on here hate Halo Reach?
« on: November 12, 2014, 04:36:42 PM »
Terrible story.
Terrible characters.
Bloom.
AAs
Sword block.
Ruined Firefight.
>sword block
>bad


I thoroughly enjoyed this feature
>Sword block
>Good
Terrible feature that is bullshit
Exactly.

There's no way anyone should be able to block the sheer force of the Energy Sword.
It was a free get out of jail card too.
"You were dumb enough to go head to head against a sword user? Well just melee it and you'll be fine".

Sword clash wasn't as bad.
Sword clash was best thing ever until you'd die from clashing too much in Reach, and post-Halo 3 Sword mechanics sucking immense scrotum.
That fucking lunge...
The only lunge that sucked was Halo 2's, doe. Wut u on aboot?
Reach's lunge fucking sucked
Sounds like someone didn't like Target Practice.
fix'd

7486
Gaming / Re: Why does everyone on here hate Halo Reach?
« on: November 12, 2014, 04:32:05 PM »
Terrible story.
Terrible characters.
Bloom.
AAs
Sword block.
Ruined Firefight.
>sword block
>bad


I thoroughly enjoyed this feature
>Sword block
>Good
Terrible feature that is bullshit
Exactly.

There's no way anyone should be able to block the sheer force of the Energy Sword.
It was a free get out of jail card too.
"You were dumb enough to go head to head against a sword user? Well just melee it and you'll be fine".

Sword clash wasn't as bad.
Sword clash was best thing ever until you'd die from clashing too much in Reach, and post-Halo 3 Sword mechanics sucking immense scrotum.
That fucking lunge...
The only lunge that sucked was Halo 2's, doe. Wut u on aboot?
Reach's lunge fucking sucked
I can't even remember it with how shitty and inconsistent it was.

7487
Gaming / Re: Why does everyone on here hate Halo Reach?
« on: November 12, 2014, 04:26:35 PM »
Terrible story.
Terrible characters.
Bloom.
AAs
Sword block.
Ruined Firefight.
>sword block
>bad


I thoroughly enjoyed this feature
>Sword block
>Good
Terrible feature that is bullshit
Exactly.

There's no way anyone should be able to block the sheer force of the Energy Sword.
It was a free get out of jail card too.
"You were dumb enough to go head to head against a sword user? Well just melee it and you'll be fine".

Sword clash wasn't as bad.
Sword clash was best thing ever until you'd die from clashing too much in Reach, and post-Halo 3 Sword mechanics sucking immense scrotum.
That fucking lunge...
The only lunge that sucked was Halo 2's, doe. Wut u on aboot?

7488
Gaming / Re: Why does everyone on here hate Halo Reach?
« on: November 12, 2014, 04:24:20 PM »
Terrible story.
Terrible characters.
Bloom.
AAs
Sword block.
Ruined Firefight.
>sword block
>bad


I thoroughly enjoyed this feature
>Sword block
>Good
Terrible feature that is bullshit
Exactly.

There's no way anyone should be able to block the sheer force of the Energy Sword.
It was a free get out of jail card too.
"You were dumb enough to go head to head against a sword user? Well just melee it and you'll be fine".

Sword clash wasn't as bad.
Sword clash was best thing ever until you'd die from clashing too much in Reach, and post-Halo 3 Sword mechanics sucking immense scrotum.

7489
The Flood / Re: No, fuck Class, what's your opinion of me?
« on: November 12, 2014, 04:18:13 PM »
Uncontested ruler of the Serious forum, destroyer of Palestinians, dude that knows more about politics and economics than I could ever care to understand.

7490
The Flood / Re: Your opinion of me.
« on: November 12, 2014, 04:15:51 PM »
You're cool but you need to be smacked around a little for disliking the real Halo games.
>CE is my favourite Halo game
>Implying Halo 4 isn't a real Halo game
TreefourTree's fan fiction doesn't count, fgt
1v1 lockout fgt
Halo PC Scarabs only.

7491
The Flood / Re: Have you ever pulled a dine-and-dash?
« on: November 12, 2014, 04:14:35 PM »
Yup.

Stupid cunts should keep a better eye on their customers if they want to make a profit. It isn't my fault I can outsmart them.
You always act like this in Serious, so I honestly can't tell if this is a joke. :/

7492
The Flood / Re: Aventador or Huracán
« on: November 12, 2014, 04:13:14 PM »
They look identical.

Not really :/
The headlights might be different, but it's different angles, and the doors open differently.

I can't see anything else with my special eyes.

7493
The Flood / Re: Your opinion of me.
« on: November 12, 2014, 04:11:28 PM »
You're cool but you need to be smacked around a little for disliking the real Halo games.
>CE is my favourite Halo game
>Implying Halo 4 isn't a real Halo game
TreefourTree's fan fiction doesn't count, fgt

7494
The Flood / Re: Aventador or Huracán
« on: November 12, 2014, 04:09:10 PM »
They look identical.

7495
The Flood / Re: Your opinion of me.
« on: November 12, 2014, 04:06:39 PM »
You are sour.

7496
The Flood / Re: This place isn't the same without Camnator
« on: November 12, 2014, 04:05:58 PM »
I've got bad news for ya guys.

Quote
Camnator: No way, it's ridiculous I got banned.

He doesn't wanna come back. :/
;_;

And you wanna know something?
No. I don't want to know something.

I hate my own life, I'm not hating anyone else's life unless I'm getting paid for it.

7497
The Flood / Re: I'm crying right now
« on: November 12, 2014, 04:04:35 PM »
I cried when Tali died in Mass Effect 3
I laughed hysterically.

You fucking monster
She's the dumb bitch that killed herself. I just regret not killing her weak little being myself.

I'd like to see YOU handle having the whole rest of your race killed before your eyes, you heartless CIS scum
Her race was fucking stupid, they chose to die, and she chose to die. If they wanted to live, they'd have chosen differently.

Preach it brother!

MEATBAGS GO TO HELL JUDGEMENT DAY BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
SPACESUITS GO TO HELL MORNING WAR BEST DAY OF THIS UNIT'S LIFE
The Hygiene freaks and Cyborgs both suck. Psy, stop being dumb. You're a human bean, not a lump of metal.

This is to be expected from a meatbag <_<

And yes, I might be made of flesh. But as soon as it is inhumanly possible to change that, I will.
You'll die before we have that technology, m8.

I doubt that <_<

The technology already exists, but it's still primitive and limited to medical treatments. I give it 10-20 years before bionics and augmetics hit the market properly.
They thought we'd have flying cars by 2000. Keep dreaming.

It's not dreaming though, I would link to a bunch of shit on youtube but my internet is still haram. The video I'm thinking of is something like 'terminator arm' and it's a guy using a prosthetic arm almost as deftly as a flesh one.
If you think you're going to get any licensed Doctor to amputate your limbs and replace them with prosthetics, then you're just as crazy as that girl that got a third breast implanted.

Did I ever claim I was sane?
Touche

7498
The Flood / Re: This place isn't the same without Camnator
« on: November 12, 2014, 04:03:16 PM »
I've got bad news for ya guys.

Quote
Camnator: No way, it's ridiculous I got banned.

He doesn't wanna come back. :/
;_;

7499
The Flood / Re: I'm crying right now
« on: November 12, 2014, 03:59:57 PM »
I cried when Tali died in Mass Effect 3
I laughed hysterically.

You fucking monster
She's the dumb bitch that killed herself. I just regret not killing her weak little being myself.

I'd like to see YOU handle having the whole rest of your race killed before your eyes, you heartless CIS scum
Her race was fucking stupid, they chose to die, and she chose to die. If they wanted to live, they'd have chosen differently.

Preach it brother!

MEATBAGS GO TO HELL JUDGEMENT DAY BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
SPACESUITS GO TO HELL MORNING WAR BEST DAY OF THIS UNIT'S LIFE
The Hygiene freaks and Cyborgs both suck. Psy, stop being dumb. You're a human bean, not a lump of metal.

This is to be expected from a meatbag <_<

And yes, I might be made of flesh. But as soon as it is inhumanly possible to change that, I will.
You'll die before we have that technology, m8.

I doubt that <_<

The technology already exists, but it's still primitive and limited to medical treatments. I give it 10-20 years before bionics and augmetics hit the market properly.
They thought we'd have flying cars by 2000. Keep dreaming.

It's not dreaming though, I would link to a bunch of shit on youtube but my internet is still haram. The video I'm thinking of is something like 'terminator arm' and it's a guy using a prosthetic arm almost as deftly as a flesh one.
If you think you're going to get any licensed Doctor to amputate your limbs and replace them with prosthetics, then you're just as crazy as that girl that got a third breast implanted.

7500
The Flood / Re: Two window washers hanging out of WTC
« on: November 12, 2014, 03:55:45 PM »

Damn.

That's one job that seriously needs to be automated. Risking your life to wash a window is the most ridiculous thing in the world.
my uncle runs a million dollar window washing company, you are paid MAD cash for that job... it's totally worth it, something like $20-25 an hour.

Until you fall off the WTC :P
Then don't fall.

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