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The Flood / Re: so i'm thinking about getting a Prince Charles
« on: November 27, 2014, 10:15:29 PM »
Slavery is bad, m'kay?

6692
The Flood / Re: am i no longer the niggeriest person here?
« on: November 27, 2014, 10:15:06 PM »
Protip: You can't

6693
The Flood / Re: So I came here...
« on: November 27, 2014, 10:13:13 PM »



...............I was hoping to not see this side of you.
Well crap.

You thought it would act differently?

I didn't think, but Ender........I sure did hope.

Me too, me too. ;(

Water u talkin about?
Whale, water you waiting for?

I just like to squirtle....
It's nice.
Plz halp.
There's only one way to help your kind.


My kind?
Sounds racist.
It's not racist when we're right.

6694
The Flood / Re: FOR THE EMPIRE!
« on: November 27, 2014, 10:01:47 PM »
Dear God, what is wrong with the proportions. Is this bobble-head alternate universe?

It's a helmet bro, chill.
Is it Spaceballs?

6695
The Flood / Re: So I came here...
« on: November 27, 2014, 10:01:12 PM »


...............I was hoping to not see this side of you.
Well crap.

You thought it would act differently?

I didn't think, but Ender........I sure did hope.

Me too, me too. ;(

Water u talkin about?
Whale, water you waiting for?

I just like to squirtle....
It's nice.
Plz halp.
There's only one way to help your kind.

6696
The Flood / Re: My dick sucked itself
« on: November 27, 2014, 09:58:13 PM »
And the women formed a union, now they're raising hell about losing their jobs

I'm just an innocent bystander in this power struggle, I'm a lover with a one-track mind not a ten flavour lollipop. Seriously considering shutting my cock in a car door to show him who's boss.

Spoiler
Really try to imagine that last part.
Spoiler
Maybe accidentally catch a nut in there as well.
Spoiler
Really imagine it.
I MISSED YOU
He literally never leaves.

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The Flood / Re: So I came here...
« on: November 27, 2014, 09:56:28 PM »

...............I was hoping to not see this side of you.
Well crap.

You thought it would act differently?

I didn't think, but Ender........I sure did hope.

Me too, me too. ;(

Water u talkin about?
Whale, water you waiting for?

6698
The Flood / Re: So I came here...
« on: November 27, 2014, 09:46:38 PM »
ayyy lmao

6699
The Flood / Re: FOR THE EMPIRE!
« on: November 27, 2014, 09:37:28 PM »
Dear God, what is wrong with the proportions. Is this bobble-head alternate universe?

6700
The Flood / Re: My dick sucked itself
« on: November 27, 2014, 09:36:04 PM »
I've had worse.

6701
The Flood / Re: Do you know what I want from all of you?
« on: November 27, 2014, 08:49:47 PM »
To make you feel Russian?
YouTube

okay

6702
The Flood / Re: does anyone wanna stroke my zweihander
« on: November 27, 2014, 08:48:57 PM »
YouTube


Are you joking?
R1 R1 R1
Is a viable strategy.

YouTube


Sticks and chimes are also viable.
I need to get this game soon.

6703
The Flood / Re: Yo Cowpie
« on: November 27, 2014, 08:48:22 PM »
COULDNT QUITE REMEMBER MUCH ABOUT THE SITE. THE ONLY THREAD I WAS HERE FOR WAS LOCKED. ALL I SAW WAS I COULDNT POST.
This site is far better than blinding yourself on b.net. The Flood does not ever exist there anymore, all the new kids, like your friend Ktan, act like they run the place.

WHAT YOU DONT REALIZE IS I LOOK IN VERY FEW THREADS ASIDE FROM MY OWN. I'M THERE FOR THE COOL PEOPLE SUCH AS KTAN
>Cool people
>Ktan
Cowpie, plz

6704
The Flood / Re: Psy, they're doing it again.
« on: November 27, 2014, 08:46:50 PM »
lol B.reddit.
I don't know if they're that bad.

6705
The Flood / Psy, they're doing it again.
« on: November 27, 2014, 08:24:02 PM »
http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/80965719/0/0
I'm far too dumb right now to deal with this, so please be smart.

6706
The Flood / Re: Give me examples of fig being used as a joke. (guize plz)
« on: November 27, 2014, 08:13:16 PM »

6707
The Flood / Re: does anyone wanna stroke my zweihander
« on: November 27, 2014, 08:12:09 PM »
YouTube


Are you joking?
R1 R1 R1
Is a viable strategy.

6708
The Flood / Re: DeeJ, what are you doing?!
« on: November 27, 2014, 07:58:08 PM »
It JUST got edited.
tfw nobody sees my post right up there ^

I see it, how are people getting porn?
They can't afford a PC.

6709
The Flood / Re: Get on your knees, you filthy sloot
« on: November 27, 2014, 07:55:03 PM »
I thought the title said stool?

6710
The Flood / Re: DeeJ, what are you doing?!
« on: November 27, 2014, 07:52:45 PM »
It JUST got edited.
tfw nobody sees my post right up there ^

6711
The Flood / Re: DeeJ, what are you doing?!
« on: November 27, 2014, 07:50:44 PM »
it was edited, what was it?
No, click the picture's link. It opens to a porn site.
the picture isn't there
only works on mobile, and I'm too lazy to NSFW spoiler warnings, so here.
http://salesigndesign.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Welcome-001grey-h.jpg

6712
The Flood / Re: DeeJ, what are you doing?!
« on: November 27, 2014, 07:47:14 PM »
lol @ mobile.

Buy a PC u casuls

6713
The Flood / Re: found a gif that perfectly describes Tblocks and Korra
« on: November 27, 2014, 07:27:36 PM »

TBlocks is 16, how old is Korra?

I don't think this would work.......hence the gif.
I'll be turning 19 tomorrow. Turkey Cake!!!
You're older than me? pfffft
Someone's ancient.
Wait, that's today..Happy birthday!
>:(
You can't even drink alcohol yet, calm down about being old.
I can drink alcohol and I'm a year younger :p
Yeah, but you're an alcoholic vagabond that has been taken by the powers of the devil since you started drinking at an age younger than 21
who waits till 21 anyway?
A law-abiding citizen that doesn't wish to see society crumble from their heinous actions, of  course
so...nobody?
Only a nigger would say that.

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The Flood / Re: Do you know what I want from all of you?
« on: November 27, 2014, 07:24:00 PM »
After all that shit talking?
After all that slandering over on Bnet?
After taking things so seriously you started flamewars over innocuous comments?

You want fogiveness?

Fuck off.
lol @ weebs being angsty. make more linkin park AMVs, kay?

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The Flood / Re: found a gif that perfectly describes Tblocks and Korra
« on: November 27, 2014, 07:22:57 PM »
TBlocks is 16, how old is Korra?

I don't think this would work.......hence the gif.
I'll be turning 19 tomorrow. Turkey Cake!!!
You're older than me? pfffft
Someone's ancient.
Wait, that's today..Happy birthday!
>:(
You can't even drink alcohol yet, calm down about being old.
I can drink alcohol and I'm a year younger :p
Yeah, but you're an alcoholic vagabond that has been taken by the powers of the devil since you started drinking at an age younger than 21
who waits till 21 anyway?
A law-abiding citizen that doesn't wish to see society crumble from their heinous actions, of  course

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The Flood / Re: Do you know what I want from all of you?
« on: November 27, 2014, 07:19:37 PM »
You already fucked up your "second chance" by making this attention bait thread.

Please?  :-[
It's SC, he hates everyone. Dun wurry, be happy

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The Flood / Re: found a gif that perfectly describes Tblocks and Korra
« on: November 27, 2014, 07:18:50 PM »
TBlocks is 16, how old is Korra?

I don't think this would work.......hence the gif.
I'll be turning 19 tomorrow. Turkey Cake!!!
You're older than me? pfffft
Someone's ancient.
Wait, that's today..Happy birthday!
>:(
You can't even drink alcohol yet, calm down about being old.
I can drink alcohol and I'm a year younger :p
Yeah, but you're an alcoholic vagabond that has been taken by the powers of the devil since you started drinking at an age younger than 21

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The Flood / Re: found a gif that perfectly describes Tblocks and Korra
« on: November 27, 2014, 07:08:07 PM »
TBlocks is 16, how old is Korra?

I don't think this would work.......hence the gif.
I'll be turning 19 tomorrow. Turkey Cake!!!
You're older than me? pfffft
Someone's ancient.
Wait, that's today..Happy birthday!
>:(
You can't even drink alcohol yet, calm down about being old.

6719
The Flood / Re: Give me examples of fig being used as a joke.
« on: November 27, 2014, 07:01:00 PM »


Well first you should start off by informing him of what a fig actually is. I'm unaware of anyone actually being insulted by being called a fruit. Would Prometheus get upset if someone was called grape or a carrot? What about a pigeon?

Why is being called a fig so horrific?
I did.
He doesn't like it b/c it's too close to the word fag.

Will he start banning people because the word punt is close to cunt? What about truck? If I called someone a truck would he ban me because it sounds like fuck? What if someone is rich? That sounds close to bitch. Will all wealthy people now be banned from b.net?
Probably.

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The Flood / Re: Give me examples of fig being used as a joke.
« on: November 27, 2014, 06:58:03 PM »
Point out that a fig is a is a species of flowering plant in the genus Ficus, from the family Moraceae, known as the common fig (or just the fig). It is the source of the fruit also called the fig, and as such is an important crop in those areas where it is grown commercially. Native to the Middle East and western Asia, it has been sought out and cultivated since ancient times, and is now widely grown throughout the temperate world, both for its fruit and as an ornamental plant
I did. He complained that since it's a "cutesy mispelling" of the word "fag" it's bannable.
Misspelling? How can a name for a plant be misspelled? Like what the absolute fuck?

gg no re bungay
Reading, what is it?

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