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The Unimportant and Forgettable Member Award to me!
Bitch, plz

5822
The Flood / Re: You turn into your profile's avatar
« on: December 15, 2014, 04:33:24 PM »
I can dig it.

5823
The Flood / Re: What's the best type of chips
« on: December 15, 2014, 04:31:36 PM »
Chips make you fat and disgusting.

And they're all greasy and gross and... just... not good.
That's not true. I'm underweight and disgusting.

5824
The Flood / Re: so my sister is a vegan now
« on: December 15, 2014, 04:24:48 PM »
Use the cucumbers RC.

Bitches love cucumbers.
um, ew?



Get your ass out of the gutter! Cucumber Hummus is good.
That counts as food?

Honestly. I'd take a bowl of that over the shit I have to eat right now. Flavor.

Maybe not food. But mother fuck it's tasty. I want some fucking tasty food dammit. Besides. I'm losing weight anyway. So it's not like that bowl of air and flavor would make much of a difference. It'd just taste fantastic.
You're on a diet too? That just sucks, man. Is it because of the treatment that you only can have, whatever it is you're having?

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The Flood / Re: so my sister is a vegan now
« on: December 15, 2014, 04:18:15 PM »
Use the cucumbers RC.

Bitches love cucumbers.
um, ew?



Get your ass out of the gutter! Cucumber Hummus is good.
That counts as food?

5827
The Flood / Re: so my sister is a vegan now
« on: December 15, 2014, 04:12:58 PM »
Have her suck on rocks. idk

5828
The Flood / Re: Mr. Psychologist I Am Calling You Out On Your Bullshit
« on: December 15, 2014, 04:10:25 PM »

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Gaming / Re: Imagine having space multiplayer combat in Halo
« on: December 15, 2014, 04:06:42 PM »
>TFW to fully operate a Longsword, you need a crew of 4 or a Smart AI
>TFW Chief has no Smart AI
>TMW fuck yo shit, consolidation of controls.
YouTube


(Because really, who cares about that crew requirement? It's either different ship or LS that can be piloted by 1,+ Gunner)

5830
The Flood / Re: Today Was A Shitty Day
« on: December 15, 2014, 04:01:27 PM »
Well. Join the club. Talk about it.

I'll go first if you want. I can't sleep when I normally should be, I'm cold under two winter blankets and wearing clothes, and I have the shakes. And it feels like I'll be puking my insides up any moment now.

So. I said my peace. What's up on your end.
How does it feel being able to easily get anyone to stop talking about how much they think their life sucks?

5832
The Flood / Re: Today Was A Shitty Day
« on: December 15, 2014, 03:44:03 PM »
Do something about it.

5833
The Flood / Re: Can you smell Zinc?
« on: December 15, 2014, 03:09:11 PM »
nobody? If I get poisoned I'm suing Sep7agon.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zinc#Toxicity

Why can't you people ever use Google
Because it's not as entertaining as making a thread.

5834
The Flood / Re: Can you smell Zinc?
« on: December 15, 2014, 03:04:09 PM »
nobody? If I get poisoned I'm suing Sep7agon.

5835
The Flood / Re: What phone do you have?
« on: December 15, 2014, 03:01:12 PM »
Razr

5836
The Flood / Re: Can you smell Zinc?
« on: December 15, 2014, 02:55:11 PM »

5837
The Flood / Can you smell Zinc?
« on: December 15, 2014, 02:51:57 PM »
Just wondering.

5838
>tmw you started playing online games with Halo PC, so lag in games seems normal to you.

5839
Gaming / Re: How Halo 4 Could have been a whole lot better
« on: December 15, 2014, 02:31:39 PM »
Boltshot ruined CQC.

What was the point in picking up a Shotgun or Energy Sword when you can spawn with a 1-hit kill weapon?

Even more peculiar, why was it's pre-patch range longer than the UNSC shotgun? I understand 343 wanted to have a unique weapon for the forerunner secondary and a Shotgun pistol sounds good on paper but in practice it's not a good thing at all.
Halo CE is the only Halo game that does the Shotgun right.

Now you're talking. Why did the sound design for the shotgun also never reach the heights of CE? Same with the AR? Or the pistol? Or the fuel rod? Or the plasma rifle?

Erm
Why have we not had a weapon like the Halo CE Plasma Rifle in any game after that?
Why is the Halo 4 Sniper Rifle so silly looking?
Why could they never get the Flamethrower to be good outside of Halo PC?
Why did they keep limiting Frag count when grenade spam is as sensible a concept as bullet spam?
Why did Sword fighting mechanics have to suck shit after the Halo 3 melee system was dropped?
Why was the Halo 3 melee system dropped?
Why are there warning/hazard stickers on random places of the armor in Halo Reach?
Who were the drunks that designed Halo 4's armor sets?
Why do I have so many questions?

Why did Bungie add spread into Halo 3 after removing it in Halo 2?
Why did Bungie add bloom into Halo Reach after the complaints about spread in Halo 3?
Why did 343 add flinch into Halo 4 after removing bloom?
Was Sword Base an elaborate joke?
How come nobody mentions how stupid the Halo 4 rocket launcher sounds?
Why were we teased with GUNGNIR?
Why did ZBNS Reach, a near perfect Halo experience, get completely ignored by everyone?
Why am I asking you all these questions?
Why did 343i remove the Action Sack playlist, but leave in a FF DLC playlist for 1 map?
Why did 343i add alternate versions of Living Dead maps that were just all the blocks randomly tilted?
Why did nobody ever fix the shit playlist of Living Dead?
What happened to that Haunted house map Bungie said they would put in that playlist, but never did?
What asshole designed Zealot?
Is my Halo 4 copy different from 90% of peoples', because they say that the BR doesn't sound like a BB gun?
Why does Gravity hammer in 4 sound like dubstep?
Did you mean GRD?
Why did 343i get rid of Squad Slayer and replace it with Super Slayer, which literally nobody asked for?
Why is this continuing?

5840
Gaming / Re: How Halo 4 Could have been a whole lot better
« on: December 15, 2014, 02:13:40 PM »
Boltshot ruined CQC.

What was the point in picking up a Shotgun or Energy Sword when you can spawn with a 1-hit kill weapon?

Even more peculiar, why was it's pre-patch range longer than the UNSC shotgun? I understand 343 wanted to have a unique weapon for the forerunner secondary and a Shotgun pistol sounds good on paper but in practice it's not a good thing at all.
Halo CE is the only Halo game that does the Shotgun right.

Now you're talking. Why did the sound design for the shotgun also never reach the heights of CE? Same with the AR? Or the pistol? Or the fuel rod? Or the plasma rifle?

Erm
Why have we not had a weapon like the Halo CE Plasma Rifle in any game after that?
Why is the Halo 4 Sniper Rifle so silly looking?
Why could they never get the Flamethrower to be good outside of Halo PC?
Why did they keep limiting Frag count when grenade spam is as sensible a concept as bullet spam?
Why did Sword fighting mechanics have to suck shit after the Halo 3 melee system was dropped?
Why was the Halo 3 melee system dropped?
Why are there warning/hazard stickers on random places of the armor in Halo Reach?
Who were the drunks that designed Halo 4's armor sets?
Why do I have so many questions?

5841
Comms officer is a cool guy though

5842
YouTube
.

5843
The Flood / Re: My colleague was just fired
« on: December 13, 2014, 07:49:20 PM »
what a bunch of shitlords

5844
The Flood / Re: Fap the demons away
« on: December 13, 2014, 01:34:14 AM »
Spoiler
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Spoiler
I still don't fully understand.
OGK = stick figure beating his meat
:c
OGK Join the fight, let the circle jerk be with all.
OGK
What is this, the sexual cult of the stick?
Spoiler
In retrospect I can totally see this backfiring
The stick is ready.

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5845
The Flood / Re: Fap the demons away
« on: December 13, 2014, 01:23:11 AM »
Spoiler
Spoiler
Spoiler
Spoiler
Spoiler
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Spoiler
I still don't fully understand.
OGK = stick figure beating his meat
:c
OGK Join the fight, let the circle jerk be with all.
OGK
I need to leave
No, you need to stay and embrace your destiny.

5846
The Flood / Re: Fap the demons away
« on: December 13, 2014, 01:20:09 AM »
Spoiler
Spoiler
Spoiler
Spoiler
Spoiler
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Spoiler
I still don't fully understand.
OGK = stick figure beating his meat
:c
OGK Join the fight, let the circle jerk be with all.
OGK

5847
The Flood / Re: Fap the demons away
« on: December 13, 2014, 01:16:50 AM »
Spoiler
Spoiler
Spoiler
Spoiler
Spoiler
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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I still don't fully understand.
OGK = stick figure beating his meat

5848
The Flood / Re: Fap the demons away
« on: December 13, 2014, 01:13:35 AM »
I've been exposed to many strange things that would fit well with the premise of this thread... and possibly a ban.
OGK onto Epsira

5849
The Flood / Re: Fap the demons away
« on: December 13, 2014, 01:11:00 AM »
Wut?
join stick figure man in the quest to fap demons away
OGK is the stick figure game site isn't it
OGK is the stick figure, you dumbass.

5850
The Flood / Re: Fap the demons away
« on: December 13, 2014, 01:04:03 AM »
Wut?
join stick figure man in the quest to fap demons away

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