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The Flood / Re: It's been a while. this website looks nicer than before.
« on: December 19, 2014, 09:49:01 PM »

Welp, let shitstorm 2.0 commence. Be ready to join the lines with Camnator and Deci, Longface. You've fucked the goose.

I have never copulated with any avian creature. Also, what happened to Camnator and Deci?
They got collectively shat on by everyone else cause hate trains caused by rampant stupidity and misunderstanding.

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The Flood / Re: It's been a while. this website looks nicer than before.
« on: December 19, 2014, 09:44:55 PM »
Welp, let shitstorm 2.0 commence. Be ready to join the lines with Camnator and Deci, Longface. You've fucked the goose.

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5: Guardians Beta - Early Access Thoughts
« on: December 19, 2014, 09:40:59 PM »

After a few games...it's bad. I don't like it. Too bright, the sword on the one map literally blinds me as I hold it. Movement is good. Gunplay is okay. Shields take long to recharge, lots and lots of annoying beeping. Announcer changed into shitty COD rip off. Power weapons are labeled and their timings announced to make it as casual as possible.

The ground pound is useless. Graphics sub par (excusable for a beta though).

Overall very unimpressed and I went in with an open mind, didn't read much before hand to sway my view. Tried to have faith. It's just not good, I don't enjoy it. I prefer Destiny's PvP, this feels like a barebones cod-Destiny mesh

Yeah after looking at it this just seems like a Halo 4.5

I wish. Halo 4 had a decent balance. This is just...too far 343...too far...

Inb4lolujustwunhalol3.5

It's not a hopeless mess but they managed to make a tough case near impossible to fix. They got the right idea trying to give Halo a new face but they made it another bro shooter...ugh.

"DON'T JUDGE IT YET, IT'S JUST A BETA, THEY CAN FIX EVERYTHING BY THE TIME THE FINAL GAME RELEASES! EVEN IF THEY DON'T THEN THEY'RE SURE TO FIX IT IN AN UPDATE, STOP BEING A HATER, YOU CIS GENDERED SCUM!"

I imagine Waypoint looks like that right now.

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Gaming / Re: The new zoom mechanic for Halo 5 is great.
« on: December 19, 2014, 09:14:07 PM »



Is this satire? Please let this be satire.

The zoom in is actually a nice improvement and fits the current gameplay style.

Doesn't mean you will like the new style though
Does it at least give you a menu option to toggle whether or not you hold it to zoom, like it does for crouching?

I can't find it
For the zoom, or for crouching?

Crouching is there "toggle zoom" is not
Well, that's just stupid.

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The Flood / Re: What are you getting me for Christmas?
« on: December 19, 2014, 09:08:15 PM »
The gift of compassion.

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Gaming / Re: The new zoom mechanic for Halo 5 is great.
« on: December 19, 2014, 09:06:44 PM »


Is this satire? Please let this be satire.

The zoom in is actually a nice improvement and fits the current gameplay style.

Doesn't mean you will like the new style though
Does it at least give you a menu option to toggle whether or not you hold it to zoom, like it does for crouching?

I can't find it
For the zoom, or for crouching?

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Gaming / Re: The new zoom mechanic for Halo 5 is great.
« on: December 19, 2014, 08:57:51 PM »

Is this satire? Please let this be satire.

The zoom in is actually a nice improvement and fits the current gameplay style.

Doesn't mean you will like the new style though
Does it at least give you a menu option to toggle whether or not you hold it to zoom, like it does for crouching?

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Gaming / Re: The new zoom mechanic for Halo 5 is great.
« on: December 19, 2014, 08:54:02 PM »
Is this satire? Please let this be satire.

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Gaming / Re: Halo 3: ODST and Relic comming to the Master Chief Collection
« on: December 19, 2014, 08:53:07 PM »
Relic, not Terminal? I'll still take it.

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The Flood / Re: TV Shows you can't stand?
« on: December 19, 2014, 07:50:12 PM »
Family Guy is terrible.

I actually enjoy it. What do you dislike about it?
Its full of dumb jokes that a 12 year old would laugh at...no offense.

The fights are always good :D
Eh...
I do find it distasteful when they deliberately mock Jews and Christians.
that's literally all that happens here

here? Sep7?
why must you kill my somewhat witty posts with dumb questions
I know that feel, bro.

are you trying to say you make witty posts?
crap I'm derailing my own thread
As much as the next guy.

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The Flood / Re: TV Shows you can't stand?
« on: December 19, 2014, 07:45:55 PM »
Family Guy is terrible.

I actually enjoy it. What do you dislike about it?
Its full of dumb jokes that a 12 year old would laugh at...no offense.

The fights are always good :D
Eh...
I do find it distasteful when they deliberately mock Jews and Christians.
that's literally all that happens here

here? Sep7?
why must you kill my somewhat witty posts with dumb questions
I know that feel, bro.

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The Flood / Re: Someone NEEDS to make this
« on: December 19, 2014, 07:35:07 PM »
that would be pretty dang good actually >_>
It would be marvelous, but I don't know who to ask, and I can't do it.

which scene exactly?
Where Anakin marches into the temple, or when Yoda and Obi-Wan absolutely wreck a squad of clone troopers?
When Anakin and the 501st raid the temple, and Anakin as Gaben, of course.

nice
yesh

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The Flood / Re: Jesus fucking Christ this thing is damn scary
« on: December 19, 2014, 07:34:01 PM »
This is exactly like the Chat I participated in the Wayward group on B.net earlier today.

dafuq?

Still, Frilled Sharks 4 life.

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The Flood / Re: Someone NEEDS to make this
« on: December 19, 2014, 07:16:24 PM »
that would be pretty dang good actually >_>
It would be marvelous, but I don't know who to ask, and I can't do it.

which scene exactly?
Where Anakin marches into the temple, or when Yoda and Obi-Wan absolutely wreck a squad of clone troopers?
When Anakin and the 501st raid the temple, and Anakin as Gaben, of course.

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The Flood / Re: Someone NEEDS to make this
« on: December 19, 2014, 07:14:07 PM »
that would be pretty dang good actually >_>
It would be marvelous, but I don't know who to ask, and I can't do it.

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The Flood / Someone NEEDS to make this
« on: December 19, 2014, 07:11:53 PM »
There needs to be an edit of the Jedi Temple scene from Star Wars Episode III that turns it into a Steam Summer sale video.

I do not know how to do this myself, but if anyone here can, or knows someone that can, please tell them to do it.

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5: Guardians Beta - Early Access Thoughts
« on: December 19, 2014, 07:03:20 PM »
Why not just make it so if you sprint for 5+ seconds, you get sniped by God? That would solve it.

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Gaming / Re: halo 5 beta ign livestream
« on: December 19, 2014, 06:42:35 PM »
It seems so weird how short it takes to kill ._.
They removed Aim Assist, so it should have faster killtimes. I don't know personally, as I don't care much at this point and have given up on Halo, but if there's a reason that should be it. It's always possible of course that the killtimes are too fast, even with little Aim Assist.

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5: Guardians Beta - Early Access Thoughts
« on: December 19, 2014, 05:59:20 PM »
Can you climb/clamber backwards? Are there any trick jumps at all?
No.

Trick Jumps. Of a sort. I've noticed that if you thrust at the right moment, you can reach ledges you wouldn't have been able to make.
sigh
Thought so.

Well, that's something.

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The Flood / Re: 6 DAYS TO XMAS!
« on: December 19, 2014, 02:45:27 PM »
I completely forgot and don't really care to be honest.

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 guardians beta announced
« on: December 19, 2014, 02:41:55 PM »
Actually, scratch Halo Follower getting me access. I just got access courtesy of 343i.
Well, aren't you special.
Not really. Scratch what I said too.
Eh, it'll probably suck anyway. Don't worry about it.
I'm optimistic.
After years of games getting worse and showing no signs of changing for the better, then I salute you for somehow being that optimistic or delusional.
Not everyone is a pessimist.
I'm just trying to be realistic.

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The Flood / Re: Weaboos should die
« on: December 19, 2014, 01:45:35 AM »
Two nukes weren't enough

We need THREE nukes.
Technically we didn't use a single nuke on Japan.

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The Flood / Re: Average shitpost
« on: December 19, 2014, 01:34:22 AM »
>Something about the oppression of gender stereotypes and how OP is a flaming shitlord

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Heyyyy Korrasami wasn't confirmed only implied.

Didn't something similar happen with Jet's death?
Yeah. Then they acknowledged how it was ambiguous in another episode.

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The Flood / Re: So, Uh... That Legend of Korra Finale....
« on: December 19, 2014, 12:29:36 AM »
Y'know..
Lesbians seem a lot more accepted than gay guys.
Just saying >__>

Wait...you serious?
Yeh.
I had another example to back it up, but I forgot it...
Oh! Disney! On one of their shows they had lesbian moms!

And on half of the primetime shows I can name, there's gay male characters. I can name more gay male characters than I can name lesbian characters on television.
b/c lesbos don't have dicks to stick in unnatural places.

I mean...I like dicks being stuck in some unnatural places.
And that's why we need to force you into TV shows to help us realize you aren't subhuman scum.

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The Flood / Re: So, Uh... That Legend of Korra Finale....
« on: December 19, 2014, 12:28:05 AM »
Y'know..
Lesbians seem a lot more accepted than gay guys.
Just saying >__>

Wait...you serious?
Yeh.
I had another example to back it up, but I forgot it...
Oh! Disney! On one of their shows they had lesbian moms!

And on half of the primetime shows I can name, there's gay male characters. I can name more gay male characters than I can name lesbian characters on television.
b/c lesbos don't have dicks to stick in unnatural places.

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The Flood / Re: So, Uh... That Legend of Korra Finale....
« on: December 19, 2014, 12:25:59 AM »
I haven't watched it yet.

Korrasami?
inb4edit

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The Flood / Re: So, Uh... That Legend of Korra Finale....
« on: December 19, 2014, 12:22:42 AM »
If you listen closely you can hear all the shippers squealing in joy.

Edited out the name >.>

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The Flood / Re: Dammit Cheat, control your people.
« on: December 19, 2014, 12:17:24 AM »
http://waywardhomesite.enjin.com/forum/m/28155409/viewforum/5241080

>Is not amused
Send me usernames and IPs and I'll give out justice.
You're pretty much Neville Chamberlain...Don't appease him, there wasn't any "raiding" going on at all. Just like six spam threads.
It's not an auto-ban, but I'd like to keep a full-out raid from happening.
Please. After all the shit that's happened before, I think some skull cracking would be nice.

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