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Inb4 we end up getting a bunch of oldfomans that somehow will pop out of the woodwork.

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The Flood / Re: Good Night floof
« on: January 03, 2015, 05:02:39 AM »
teh flud

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The Flood / Re: I woke up with a spider on my face
« on: January 03, 2015, 03:39:37 AM »
>implying mosquitoes care if they are not permitted into your house
>not using Repels
>Thinking mosquitoes and gnats give a shit about your repel and won't bombard you with their corpses

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The Flood / Re: Mmmm, Pide.
« on: January 03, 2015, 03:31:38 AM »
Pie*

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The Flood / Re: I woke up with a spider on my face
« on: January 03, 2015, 03:27:53 AM »
YouTube
.

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The Flood / Re: So
« on: January 03, 2015, 02:01:50 AM »

The adorableness is too much
I really could've used this thread the other day
You should have said "ore wa ochinchin ga daisuki nandayo" too call lord chin chin
I don't speak communist.

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The Flood / Re: >he doesn't OC a katana for self-defense
« on: January 02, 2015, 09:19:40 PM »
Certain weapons are better at certain things. Swords tend to be more wieldy then Maces, as the point of balance is closer to the hand, but Maces can break plate and chainmail armor, while swords are not nearly as effective. Yes, you can half-sword and aim for the joints or strike with the pommel, but there are better weapons for the job.
Brah, the wonderful thing about the longsword, great sword, and maybe some longer arming swords is that you can grab the motherfucking blade and beat the shit out of your opponent with the crossguard like a pick, and as long as your grip is tight and your hands don't slip, you can fucking wail on them for days.
But my oversized can-openers/smashers...

ty based Skallagrim for teaching me that originally.

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The Flood / Re: Cindy's been here for 2 days
« on: January 02, 2015, 09:16:37 PM »
He's another naru
One of their first words on here was nigga, so I'm inclined to agree.

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The Flood / Re: >he doesn't OC a katana for self-defense
« on: January 02, 2015, 08:51:18 PM »
I come into this thread, only to see another Katana v all other swords argument, these never get old.

Spoiler
Also can't tell if Cindy is being serious, half, or just fucking around.
She got mad and left because she refuses to pick up a Zweihander and stop being so damn casual.

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Gaming / Re: What do you think The Flood smell like?
« on: January 02, 2015, 08:18:51 PM »
Popcorn

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The Flood / Re: >he doesn't OC a katana for self-defense
« on: January 02, 2015, 07:59:01 PM »
thinking about it, if somebody ever charged at me with a katana i wouldn't know what to do or think
Well, chances are he's gonna slash wrong, so just wait for the wrist to roll and the sword to twist on impact and hit you with the flat instead of the edge. You may then precede to dump twenty one rounds of .40 smith and mall-cop into him.
How bad do you have to be to fail at slashing with a katana? The things are designed for it. Edge alignment isn't that hard to understand.

I do not know of sword disarming techniques, but I figure you could just take an angle to their side to avoid the oncoming strike, right? Frankly the only other things I can think of are grabbing the back of the sword or trying to block with your forearms, which both sound stupid and painful.

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The Flood / Re: Polandballs
« on: January 02, 2015, 07:49:29 PM »
Why Michigan of Soviets?

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Gaming / Re: Do You Want To Try EVE?
« on: January 02, 2015, 03:47:51 AM »
>Sucks at all RTS games

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The Flood / Re: >he doesn't OC a katana for self-defense
« on: January 02, 2015, 03:35:04 AM »
This is Cindy. Group meet Cindy. Cindy meet Group. Cindy spends too much time reading comments made by idiots on reddit who like to say Katanas are shit.
Technically speaking, they are.
Technically speaking if a weapon was actually absolute fucking garbage no one who sees regular combat would be retarded enough to use it. So whether they're shit is entirely up to whoever had to use one the most.

>Implying that something being shit at certain things means it's shit at everything
I'm assuming that anyone who's had to use it for years has had to use it in multiple ways.
Certain swords and certain weapons are designed for certain tasks that are needed to be overcome for that time. The Katana would not fare well against chainmail or steel plate. It also did not help the Japanese win WWII.
I don't. That's not even a proper comparison.
What comparison do you want? It's past 4am, I can't sleep, and I'm not a mind reader.
I don't want any comparisons. I want to sleep. I see what you're trying to get at but saying a sword isn't as good as a gun is basically saying that water is wet. No fucking shit.
Do you use a formation of men equipped with daggers to oppose a pike formation? No, you do not, unless you want your men to die but that's another issue.

Better?

Bro, iirc the katana was basically just a status symbol for officers in WW2. They weren't expected to actually use the thing. Kind of like how officers still carry mamelukes as part of their uniform in the US.
iirc they were used in combat, but not by every officer, just those that chose to use them. Pretty sure they were sometimes used in Banzai charges, but not sure on that. They weren't just for dress, at least from what I can remember.

Ok? People used bows and claymores in WW2 as well. Doesn't mean they were expected to though.

And if someone is doing a banzai charge it means they know they're out of options anyway and won't surrender due to cultural reasons.  If it wasn't a katana it would have been a bayonet.
Bow was only used once by that crazy mother fucking bad ass, and I don't think he ever used that claymore in combat.

Eh, don't think it was an out of options thing, they seriously considered it as a viable tactic for a while until they realized how horribly it kept back firing.

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The Flood / Re: >he doesn't OC a katana for self-defense
« on: January 02, 2015, 03:33:16 AM »
This is Cindy. Group meet Cindy. Cindy meet Group. Cindy spends too much time reading comments made by idiots on reddit who like to say Katanas are shit.
Technically speaking, they are.
Technically speaking if a weapon was actually absolute fucking garbage no one who sees regular combat would be retarded enough to use it. So whether they're shit is entirely up to whoever had to use one the most.

>Implying that something being shit at certain things means it's shit at everything
I'm assuming that anyone who's had to use it for years has had to use it in multiple ways.
Certain swords and certain weapons are designed for certain tasks that are needed to be overcome for that time. The Katana would not fare well against chainmail or steel plate. It also did not help the Japanese win WWII.
I don't. That's not even a proper comparison.
What comparison do you want? It's past 4am, I can't sleep, and I'm not a mind reader.
I don't want any comparisons. I want to sleep. I see what you're trying to get at but saying a sword isn't as good as a gun is basically saying that water is wet. No fucking shit.
Do you use a formation of men equipped with daggers to oppose a pike formation? No, you do not, unless you want your men to die but that's another issue.

Better?
...You're still using weapons where one is obviously going to overpower the other. What you're implying isn't true. A Katana is an actual sword. Meant to be used in combat against actual swords. Sure it may not be super great at some things but saying that putting it against any other sword is like bumrushing some dude with a pike or a halbred when you're armed with a dagger is just a fucking retarded comparison.
I thought what I was saying was fairly obvious. Certain weapons, armors, and tactics beat other ones. Certain weapons are better at certain things. Swords tend to be more wieldy then Maces, as the point of balance is closer to the hand, but Maces can break plate and chainmail armor, while swords are not nearly as effective. Yes, you can half-sword and aim for the joints or strike with the pommel, but there are better weapons for the job.

Do you understand?  I'm not saying the Katana is shit against other swords indefinitely, but there are swords designed to do certain tasks better than the Katana can.
Earlier you were saying the katana is basically shit. Everyone was. I can't see a sword that was actually used by whatever crazy motherfucker as be-.. Why am I arguing this? I don't even care. I need sleep.
Everything is shit at something or when compared to something else. Jokes, what are they?

idk, go to sleep then, if I could then I would now too.

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The Flood / Re: >he doesn't OC a katana for self-defense
« on: January 02, 2015, 03:28:52 AM »
This is Cindy. Group meet Cindy. Cindy meet Group. Cindy spends too much time reading comments made by idiots on reddit who like to say Katanas are shit.
Technically speaking, they are.
Technically speaking if a weapon was actually absolute fucking garbage no one who sees regular combat would be retarded enough to use it. So whether they're shit is entirely up to whoever had to use one the most.

>Implying that something being shit at certain things means it's shit at everything
I'm assuming that anyone who's had to use it for years has had to use it in multiple ways.
Certain swords and certain weapons are designed for certain tasks that are needed to be overcome for that time. The Katana would not fare well against chainmail or steel plate. It also did not help the Japanese win WWII.
I don't. That's not even a proper comparison.
What comparison do you want? It's past 4am, I can't sleep, and I'm not a mind reader.
I don't want any comparisons. I want to sleep. I see what you're trying to get at but saying a sword isn't as good as a gun is basically saying that water is wet. No fucking shit.
Do you use a formation of men equipped with daggers to oppose a pike formation? No, you do not, unless you want your men to die but that's another issue.

Better?

Bro, iirc the katana was basically just a status symbol for officers in WW2. They weren't expected to actually use the thing. Kind of like how officers still carry mamelukes as part of their uniform in the US.
iirc they were used in combat, but not by every officer, just those that chose to use them. Pretty sure they were sometimes used in Banzai charges, but not sure on that. They weren't just for dress, at least from what I can remember.

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The Flood / Re: >he doesn't OC a katana for self-defense
« on: January 02, 2015, 03:27:11 AM »
This is Cindy. Group meet Cindy. Cindy meet Group. Cindy spends too much time reading comments made by idiots on reddit who like to say Katanas are shit.
Technically speaking, they are.
Technically speaking if a weapon was actually absolute fucking garbage no one who sees regular combat would be retarded enough to use it. So whether they're shit is entirely up to whoever had to use one the most.

>Implying that something being shit at certain things means it's shit at everything
I'm assuming that anyone who's had to use it for years has had to use it in multiple ways.
Certain swords and certain weapons are designed for certain tasks that are needed to be overcome for that time. The Katana would not fare well against chainmail or steel plate. It also did not help the Japanese win WWII.
I don't. That's not even a proper comparison.
What comparison do you want? It's past 4am, I can't sleep, and I'm not a mind reader.
I don't want any comparisons. I want to sleep. I see what you're trying to get at but saying a sword isn't as good as a gun is basically saying that water is wet. No fucking shit.
Do you use a formation of men equipped with daggers to oppose a pike formation? No, you do not, unless you want your men to die but that's another issue.

Better?
...You're still using weapons where one is obviously going to overpower the other. What you're implying isn't true. A Katana is an actual sword. Meant to be used in combat against actual swords. Sure it may not be super great at some things but saying that putting it against any other sword is like bumrushing some dude with a pike or a halbred when you're armed with a dagger is just a fucking retarded comparison.
I thought what I was saying was fairly obvious. Certain weapons, armors, and tactics beat other ones. Certain weapons are better at certain things. Swords tend to be more wieldy then Maces, as the point of balance is closer to the hand, but Maces can break plate and chainmail armor, while swords are not nearly as effective. Yes, you can half-sword and aim for the joints or strike with the pommel, but there are better weapons for the job.

Do you understand?  I'm not saying the Katana is shit against other swords indefinitely, but there are swords designed to do certain tasks better than the Katana can.

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The Flood / Re: >he doesn't OC a katana for self-defense
« on: January 02, 2015, 03:18:25 AM »
This is Cindy. Group meet Cindy. Cindy meet Group. Cindy spends too much time reading comments made by idiots on reddit who like to say Katanas are shit.
Technically speaking, they are.
Technically speaking if a weapon was actually absolute fucking garbage no one who sees regular combat would be retarded enough to use it. So whether they're shit is entirely up to whoever had to use one the most.

>Implying that something being shit at certain things means it's shit at everything
I'm assuming that anyone who's had to use it for years has had to use it in multiple ways.
Certain swords and certain weapons are designed for certain tasks that are needed to be overcome for that time. The Katana would not fare well against chainmail or steel plate. It also did not help the Japanese win WWII.
I don't. That's not even a proper comparison.
What comparison do you want? It's past 4am, I can't sleep, and I'm not a mind reader.
I don't want any comparisons. I want to sleep. I see what you're trying to get at but saying a sword isn't as good as a gun is basically saying that water is wet. No fucking shit.
Do you use a formation of men equipped with daggers to oppose a pike formation? No, you do not, unless you want your men to die but that's another issue.

Better?

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The Flood / Re: Flood es best board
« on: January 02, 2015, 03:15:35 AM »
Es muy bueno

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The Flood / Re: >he doesn't OC a katana for self-defense
« on: January 02, 2015, 03:13:44 AM »
This is Cindy. Group meet Cindy. Cindy meet Group. Cindy spends too much time reading comments made by idiots on reddit who like to say Katanas are shit.
Technically speaking, they are.
Technically speaking if a weapon was actually absolute fucking garbage no one who sees regular combat would be retarded enough to use it. So whether they're shit is entirely up to whoever had to use one the most.

>Implying that something being shit at certain things means it's shit at everything
I'm assuming that anyone who's had to use it for years has had to use it in multiple ways.
Certain swords and certain weapons are designed for certain tasks that are needed to be overcome for that time. The Katana would not fare well against chainmail or steel plate. It also did not help the Japanese win WWII.
I don't. That's not even a proper comparison.
What comparison do you want? It's past 4am, I can't sleep, and I'm not a mind reader.

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The Flood / Re: >he doesn't OC a katana for self-defense
« on: January 02, 2015, 03:12:52 AM »
No seriously this place is just gonna be another one of the fuckin' anti-weeb echo-chambers that thinks a katana is made of god damn balsa wood and shatters as soon as it hits something that isn't skin or bamboo

Bunch of ignorant bitch bastards
dafuq?

There are a bunch of weebs/anime fans here. We make jokes, we laugh at each other. Take it easy, or if you can't, then leaving might be best.

You do realize there is discussion right above you that is opposite of what you said you think it will be?

>Taking my abundance of curse words seriously

I mean, I don't you don't know me, but come on nigga. Come on.

And I just READ the discussion, homeboy. It's EXACTLY what I think it would be. It's people talking shit about pieces of Japanese culture, swords, and history they don't know dick bubkiss about.
What? I honestly didn't give a shit about you swearing, where did you get that idea from?

Katana is not god-sword. Katana is good sword for period and place it was used in, not outside that. Steel used to make Katana not as good as crucible steel. Ching Chong Ping Pong, we good?
Jesus fucking christ it's like you know exactly how to fucking bait her into continuing to argue.
You act like it's difficult, she's really easy and overly sensitive.

GOD dammit why does this board not have smileys, Spaps?

I could spam :incredulity: at this two-bit slut for days

Because emoticons trigger me and I'll whine like a bitch if our lord and master Cheat implements any more than we already have.
Do not question Furher Cheat

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The Flood / Re: What is the point of Full Auto anymore?
« on: January 02, 2015, 03:11:49 AM »
I've never wanted any specific gun until now.
Pretty sure you can do this with more than a Tavor, and it isn't something you just pick up and do.

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The Flood / Re: >he doesn't OC a katana for self-defense
« on: January 02, 2015, 03:10:30 AM »
No seriously this place is just gonna be another one of the fuckin' anti-weeb echo-chambers that thinks a katana is made of god damn balsa wood and shatters as soon as it hits something that isn't skin or bamboo

Bunch of ignorant bitch bastards
dafuq?

There are a bunch of weebs/anime fans here. We make jokes, we laugh at each other. Take it easy, or if you can't, then leaving might be best.

You do realize there is discussion right above you that is opposite of what you said you think it will be?

>Taking my abundance of curse words seriously

I mean, I don't you don't know me, but come on nigga. Come on.

And I just READ the discussion, homeboy. It's EXACTLY what I think it would be. It's people talking shit about pieces of Japanese culture, swords, and history they don't know dick bubkiss about.
What? I honestly didn't give a shit about you swearing, where did you get that idea from?

Katana is not god-sword. Katana is good sword for period and place it was used in, not outside that. Steel used to make Katana not as good as crucible steel. Ching Chong Ping Pong, we good?
Jesus fucking christ it's like you know exactly how to fucking bait her into continuing to argue.
You act like it's difficult, she's really easy and overly sensitive.

GOD dammit why does this board not have smileys, Spaps?

I could spam :incredulity: at this two-bit slut for days
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

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The Flood / Re: >he doesn't OC a katana for self-defense
« on: January 02, 2015, 03:08:35 AM »
This is Cindy. Group meet Cindy. Cindy meet Group. Cindy spends too much time reading comments made by idiots on reddit who like to say Katanas are shit.
Technically speaking, they are.
Technically speaking if a weapon was actually absolute fucking garbage no one who sees regular combat would be retarded enough to use it. So whether they're shit is entirely up to whoever had to use one the most.

>Implying that something being shit at certain things means it's shit at everything
I'm assuming that anyone who's had to use it for years has had to use it in multiple ways.
Certain swords and certain weapons are designed for certain tasks that are needed to be overcome for that time. The Katana would not fare well against chainmail or steel plate. It also did not help the Japanese win WWII.

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The Flood / Re: >he doesn't OC a katana for self-defense
« on: January 02, 2015, 03:06:07 AM »
No seriously this place is just gonna be another one of the fuckin' anti-weeb echo-chambers that thinks a katana is made of god damn balsa wood and shatters as soon as it hits something that isn't skin or bamboo

Bunch of ignorant bitch bastards
dafuq?

There are a bunch of weebs/anime fans here. We make jokes, we laugh at each other. Take it easy, or if you can't, then leaving might be best.

You do realize there is discussion right above you that is opposite of what you said you think it will be?

>Taking my abundance of curse words seriously

I mean, I don't you don't know me, but come on nigga. Come on.

And I just READ the discussion, homeboy. It's EXACTLY what I think it would be. It's people talking shit about pieces of Japanese culture, swords, and history they don't know dick bubkiss about.
What? I honestly didn't give a shit about you swearing, where did you get that idea from?

Katana is not god-sword. Katana is good sword for period and place it was used in, not outside that. Steel used to make Katana not as good as crucible steel. Ching Chong Ping Pong, we good?
Jesus fucking christ it's like you know exactly how to fucking bait her into continuing to argue.
You act like it's difficult, she's really easy and overly sensitive.

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The Flood / Re: >he doesn't OC a katana for self-defense
« on: January 02, 2015, 03:05:22 AM »
>not as good as crucible steel

"Yeah, the Dodge Challenger is a shit car. It's just not as good as the Lambroghini Huracan."
You're mad, stop being mad.

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The Flood / Re: >he doesn't OC a katana for self-defense
« on: January 02, 2015, 03:04:43 AM »
This is Cindy. Group meet Cindy. Cindy meet Group. Cindy spends too much time reading comments made by idiots on reddit who like to say Katanas are shit.
Technically speaking, they are.
Technically speaking if a weapon was actually absolute fucking garbage no one who sees regular combat would be retarded enough to use it. So whether they're shit is entirely up to whoever had to use one the most.

>Implying that something being shit at certain things means it's shit at everything

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The Flood / Re: >he doesn't OC a katana for self-defense
« on: January 02, 2015, 03:02:48 AM »
No seriously this place is just gonna be another one of the fuckin' anti-weeb echo-chambers that thinks a katana is made of god damn balsa wood and shatters as soon as it hits something that isn't skin or bamboo

Bunch of ignorant bitch bastards
dafuq?

There are a bunch of weebs/anime fans here. We make jokes, we laugh at each other. Take it easy, or if you can't, then leaving might be best.

You do realize there is discussion right above you that is opposite of what you said you think it will be?

>Taking my abundance of curse words seriously

I mean, I don't you don't know me, but come on nigga. Come on.

And I just READ the discussion, homeboy. It's EXACTLY what I think it would be. It's people talking shit about pieces of Japanese culture, swords, and history they don't know dick bubkiss about.
What? I honestly didn't give a shit about you swearing, where did you get that idea from?

Katana is not god-sword. Katana is good sword for period and place it was used in, not outside that. Steel used to make Katana not as good as crucible steel. Ching Chong Ping Pong, we good?

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The Flood / Re: >he doesn't OC a katana for self-defense
« on: January 02, 2015, 03:00:09 AM »
This is Cindy. Group meet Cindy. Cindy meet Group. Cindy spends too much time reading comments made by idiots on reddit who like to say Katanas are shit.
Technically speaking, they are.

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