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The Flood / Re: >go out to eat
« on: January 06, 2015, 06:10:58 PM »
Now I know britain has some pretty retarded laws and customs.

But at least we pay our waiters a minimum wage salary and not just jew them off with the promise of tips.
I agree.

But, until things change, it's not right to not tip.

I agree, grudgingly.
I wouldn't fuck over the regular chap because I dislike the business practices of his workplace, especially when it's so entrenched in yank custom.

*cries over pile of small tips*
*passes you a pair of bootstraps*
What am I supposed to do with these?
Pull yourself up by them.

With that kind of attitude no wonder you're poor.

5012
The Flood / Re: Fact
« on: January 06, 2015, 06:06:41 PM »
What is genuine traditional bonger food anyhow?

As if mericans have traditional food. Yeah double big macs and large fries don't count.





All of that looks fucking awful
Sandwiches, Mac and Cheese, and Meatloaf is awful? Kill yourself.

Sorry for not liking 2000 calorie servings
Calories in a sandwich: 354 calories
Mac and Cheese: 200 calories
1 large slice of Meatloaf: 294 calories

I'm talking about the calorific content of the ones in the pictures.

And I was specifically talking about the ones in the pictures. Who in their right mind hates a sandwich?
It's called eat until you're not fucking hungry anymore and save the rest for later, then you damn pansy.
...

Self control...
from a... yank?

Good lord, first we see them use sarcasm and now they seem to be exhibiting restraint over their food portions. Perhaps there is hope for them yet ._.
Let us know when you britbongs figure out how humor?
Close, almost a full sentence.
You misspelled humour though, 8/10. Keep trying, little yenks.
>criticizes grammar of a language with  no consistency or logic
>mispells "yanks"
gg You're on your own next time Germany comes for your tea and scones.
>implying you need consistency and logic to understand a language
>implying that wasn't intentional to represent a regional dialect considered patronising in bongistan
>implying we won't team up with the 4th reich and rid the world of the amerifat plague
>Not realizing your language is shit and we only kept it to spite you with how we pronounce and spell things
>Speak english, dammit
>Thinking you'll win against a country where everyone has guns and your country doesn't even allow citizens to carry butter knives.

5013
The Flood / Re: Fact
« on: January 06, 2015, 06:04:47 PM »
What is genuine traditional bonger food anyhow?

As if mericans have traditional food. Yeah double big macs and large fries don't count.





All of that looks fucking awful
Sandwiches, Mac and Cheese, and Meatloaf is awful? Kill yourself.

Sorry for not liking 2000 calorie servings
Calories in a sandwich: 354 calories
Mac and Cheese: 200 calories
1 large slice of Meatloaf: 294 calories

I'm talking about the calorific content of the ones in the pictures.

And I was specifically talking about the ones in the pictures. Who in their right mind hates a sandwich?
It's called eat until you're not fucking hungry anymore and save the rest for later, then you damn pansy.
...

Self control...
from a... yank?

Good lord, first we see them use sarcasm and now they seem to be exhibiting restraint over their food portions. Perhaps there is hope for them yet ._.
Let us know when you britbongs figure out how humor?

The body isn't always necessarily accurate. Sometimes thirst can be mistaken for hunger, believe it or not.

Certain additives in food and refined carbohydrates also make you hungrier faster than you should be getting.
Yeah, after the Monty Python gang you guys really became hopeless, didn't you?

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The Flood / Re: Fact
« on: January 06, 2015, 06:02:27 PM »
What is genuine traditional bonger food anyhow?

As if mericans have traditional food. Yeah double big macs and large fries don't count.





All of that looks fucking awful
Sandwiches, Mac and Cheese, and Meatloaf is awful? Kill yourself.

Sorry for not liking 2000 calorie servings
Calories in a sandwich: 354 calories
Mac and Cheese: 200 calories
1 large slice of Meatloaf: 294 calories

I'm talking about the calorific content of the ones in the pictures.

And I was specifically talking about the ones in the pictures. Who in their right mind hates a sandwich?
It's called eat until you're not fucking hungry anymore and save the rest for later, then you damn pansy.
...

Self control...
from a... yank?

Good lord, first we see them use sarcasm and now they seem to be exhibiting restraint over their food portions. Perhaps there is hope for them yet ._.
Let us know when you britbongs figure out how humor?
Close, almost a full sentence.
You misspelled humour though, 8/10. Keep trying, little yenks.
>criticizes grammar of a language with  no consistency or logic
>mispells "yanks"
gg You're on your own next time Germany comes for your tea and scones.

5015
The Flood / Re: Fact
« on: January 06, 2015, 05:58:27 PM »
What is genuine traditional bonger food anyhow?

As if mericans have traditional food. Yeah double big macs and large fries don't count.





All of that looks fucking awful
Sandwiches, Mac and Cheese, and Meatloaf is awful? Kill yourself.

Sorry for not liking 2000 calorie servings
Calories in a sandwich: 354 calories
Mac and Cheese: 200 calories
1 large slice of Meatloaf: 294 calories

I'm talking about the calorific content of the ones in the pictures.

And I was specifically talking about the ones in the pictures. Who in their right mind hates a sandwich?
It's called eat until you're not fucking hungry anymore and save the rest for later, then you damn pansy.
...

Self control...
from a... yank?

Good lord, first we see them use sarcasm and now they seem to be exhibiting restraint over their food portions. Perhaps there is hope for them yet ._.
Let us know when you britbongs figure out how humor?

5016
The Flood / Re: Fact
« on: January 06, 2015, 05:54:58 PM »
What is genuine traditional bonger food anyhow?

As if mericans have traditional food. Yeah double big macs and large fries don't count.





All of that looks fucking awful
Sandwiches, Mac and Cheese, and Meatloaf is awful? Kill yourself.

Sorry for not liking 2000 calorie servings
Calories in a sandwich: 354 calories
Mac and Cheese: 200 calories
1 large slice of Meatloaf: 294 calories

I'm talking about the calorific content of the ones in the pictures.

And I was specifically talking about the ones in the pictures. Who in their right mind hates a sandwich?
It's called eat until you're not fucking hungry anymore and save the rest for later, then you damn pansy.

5017
The Flood / Re: Fact
« on: January 06, 2015, 05:46:58 PM »
What is genuine traditional bonger food anyhow?

As if mericans have traditional food. Yeah double big macs and large fries don't count.





All of that looks fucking awful
Sandwiches, Mac and Cheese, and Meatloaf is awful? Kill yourself.

Sorry for not liking 2000 calorie servings
Calories in a sandwich: 354 calories
Mac and Cheese: 200 calories
1 large slice of Meatloaf: 294 calories

5018
The Flood / Re: Fact
« on: January 06, 2015, 05:38:29 PM »
What is genuine traditional bonger food anyhow?

As if mericans have traditional food. Yeah double big macs and large fries don't count.





All of that looks fucking awful
Sandwiches, Mac and Cheese, and Meatloaf is awful? Kill yourself.

5019
The Flood / Re: Korra, who is in the "Golden tier of users"?
« on: January 06, 2015, 05:35:18 PM »
Gold Tier:
DemonicChronic
I'm a diamond, actually.

Gold is easily malleable.
Diamond is very brittle.

5020
The Flood / Re: You must now survive the zombie apocalypse...
« on: January 06, 2015, 05:13:32 PM »
Bipod knife. Yes.

5021
The Flood / Re: Endings of things that you actually enjoyed.
« on: January 06, 2015, 04:53:39 PM »
the original star wars trilogy's ending was ruined for me as soon as episode seven was announced

like, oh

there's still sith

so that happy ending was worthless

I think that no matter how hard both sides try, there will always be Sith and Jedi.
So kill both of them and put Boba Fett in charge.

5022
Gaming / Re: Halo 5 Hydra ICBM Technique
« on: January 06, 2015, 04:51:21 PM »
Why don't these videos ever load?

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 Hydra ICBM Technique
« on: January 06, 2015, 04:12:35 PM »
Callin' it.

This is Plasma Launcher "OPness."

It's going to get the hammer dropped on it and nerfed into the ground.
That'd be so stupid to do. Just like how it was stupid when Bungie did it. The Hydra does take skill though. Can only get a lock on with Smart Scope.
It needs more skill, Halo 5 must be most skillful game. Make it skillful like Plasma Repeater, Focus Rifle, or Mongoose.

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The Flood / Re: Why do people never learn?
« on: January 06, 2015, 04:06:25 PM »
He's a stockbroker. That's far worse than what he said.

5025
The Flood / Re: I don't have ADD, do you?
« on: January 06, 2015, 03:57:43 PM »
I would take it, but I can't focus for 4 minutes

5026
The Flood / Re: In a packet of potato chips
« on: January 06, 2015, 07:54:50 AM »
Pringles

5027
The Flood / Re: I can see them everywhere I go
« on: January 06, 2015, 07:20:11 AM »
THESE ORANGES WILL NOT PEEEEELLLLL

5028
The Flood / Re: Confession thread?
« on: January 06, 2015, 06:09:53 AM »
I confess almost everything. There is nothing of substance to confess.
I think that might actually be the saddest story yet.

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The Flood / Re: Favorite kind of donut
« on: January 06, 2015, 05:58:41 AM »
The kind you sit on when I'm done with you.

5030
The Flood / Re: Do you wanna see the end of all creation again?
« on: January 06, 2015, 03:33:25 AM »
This thread is too weeaboo, post terminators


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The Flood / Re: I hate this
« on: January 06, 2015, 03:31:46 AM »
Also, I dreamt that Longface wrote an autobiography and the first 2 pages were instructions on how to assassinate Franz Ferdinand.
That sounds amazing.

Also I've had that problem as well, it sucks but my sleep schedule is getting better.
There were also zombies, food, maybe food from zombies, driving people I don't remember in my car, not knowing where we were going and going to my bathroom while yelling "fuck you!" into the darkness. It doesn't make sense now, but in that dream everything actually managed to somehow.
That sounds really weird. I'm jealous, I forget my dreams quickly.
I do to, that might've been 1/10 of what the dream really was.
my last dream I do remember was a really shitty nightmare.
I think most of my dreams are nightmares or turn into one at some point. The ones that don't are.. interesting.

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The Flood / Re: I hate this
« on: January 06, 2015, 03:29:24 AM »
You dreamed about internet people?

Huh......
Only the interesting ones.

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The Flood / Re: I hate this
« on: January 06, 2015, 03:29:00 AM »
Also, I dreamt that Longface wrote an autobiography and the first 2 pages were instructions on how to assassinate Franz Ferdinand.
That sounds amazing.

Also I've had that problem as well, it sucks but my sleep schedule is getting better.
There were also zombies, food, maybe food from zombies, driving people I don't remember in my car, not knowing where we were going and going to my bathroom while yelling "fuck you!" into the darkness. It doesn't make sense now, but in that dream everything actually managed to somehow.
That sounds really weird. I'm jealous, I forget my dreams quickly.
I do to, that might've been 1/10 of what the dream really was.

5034
Soda is for fgts

I drink bottled water
And, how exactly, are you not a fgt?

5035
It's not that bad.
It kind of is. Stores lose hundreds, if not, thousands of dollars from soda being misused by water cups.
I rarely see it happen here.
Because you ain't behind that counter eavesdropping on the managers talking sales.
You one of those niggas at BK/McD's or one of those old ladies at BK/McD's?
Wat
What is there to not understand? There are two kinds of people at fast-food places like McDonald's and Burger King. Are you a nigga, an old lady, or both?

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The Flood / Re: I hate this
« on: January 06, 2015, 03:26:19 AM »
Also, I dreamt that Longface wrote an autobiography and the first 2 pages were instructions on how to assassinate Franz Ferdinand.
That sounds amazing.

Also I've had that problem as well, it sucks but my sleep schedule is getting better.
There were also zombies, food, maybe food from zombies, driving people I don't remember in my car, not knowing where we were going and going to my bathroom while yelling "fuck you!" into the darkness. It doesn't make sense now, but in that dream everything actually managed to somehow.

5037
It's not that bad.
It kind of is. Stores lose hundreds, if not, thousands of dollars from soda being misused by water cups.
I rarely see it happen here.
Because you ain't behind that counter eavesdropping on the managers talking sales.
You one of those niggas at BK/McD's or one of those old ladies at BK/McD's?

5038
Non-recurrent reminder that Dasani and Aquafina are bottled tap water
Tap water tastes better than that. Texas bottled water tastes even shittier.

5039
The Flood / I hate this
« on: January 06, 2015, 03:21:20 AM »
I woke up at midnight tried to sleep, then woke up again at 1:30 stayed in bed until 2:30 because I didn't want to be up so early but I couldn't go back to sleep because I felt well rested.

Two days ago I woke up at 6:30pm. I have nothing to do and since it's 4am I don't want to go around the house waking people up to get supplies for school today. Nobody is awake on Facebook and I'm struggling to understand how this is happening.

Also, I dreamt that Longface wrote an autobiography and the first 2 pages were instructions on how to assassinate Franz Ferdinand.

5040
What about water bottles?
Those are 1.39 I think..
Why would you pay for that if you have other water for free?
The plastic and paper are extra food
That's what ketchup packets are for.

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