Show Posts

This section allows you to view all posts made by this member. Note that you can only see posts made in areas you currently have access to.


Messages - Assassin 11D7

Pages: 1 ... 165166167 168169 ... 336
4981
*loads magazines*

I have a bad feeling about this trip so taking some precautionary action
Fucking Graham, put your bible down.
No white legs here.
I've seen shit, say my people killed and wiped out by savages, burned and thrown down by those who I trusted. I don't leave without my insurance



derp


Too bad the staff confiscate your illegal firearms whilst you are unconscious on the floor!

THE WHEELS ON THE BUS GO ROUND AND ROUND ROUND AND ROUND ROUND AND ROUND
It's not illegal if allah requests it for the beheading of infidels.

4982
I bet Mr. P is tricking us and he's going to keep making threads for as long as we fall for it.
*slips you 1911*

....Just in case
.50AE or bust.

4983
*loads magazines*

I have a bad feeling about this trip so taking some precautionary action
Fucking Graham, put your bible down.
No white legs here.
I've seen shit, say my people killed and wiped out by savages, burned and thrown down by those who I trusted. I don't leave without my insurance


Is that why you're wrapped in toilet paper?

4984
Hold on, I gotta stop for more mt dew

How did you get aboard?

Never mind. *gasses*

Sleeeeeepy time.
I can throw him in the bathroom if you want.
That's Kinder's room.

4985
The Flood / Re: Comms Officer makes Cyanide and Happiness comics
« on: January 06, 2015, 09:32:39 PM »
No verti-assault meme. Lies

4986
I'm busy freezing my balls off in Michigan and trying not to fail school as much. Can I get a refund?

4987
I didn't ask for this.

4988
The Flood / Re: Would You Support Unsticking the "Music Thread"?
« on: January 06, 2015, 09:25:52 PM »
I support unsticking this thread.

4989
The Flood / Re: To those lucky 20! All aboard! One free seat open.
« on: January 06, 2015, 09:23:08 PM »
WHEELS ON THE BUS GO ROUND AND ROUND, ROUND AND ROUND, ROUND AND ROUND

4991
The Flood / Re: How are you taking a bus to an island?
« on: January 06, 2015, 09:13:48 PM »
Island?

....

You're not coming here are you?
If I wanted to find where you live I'd just google maps rich English island and find your house.

4992
The Flood / Re: To those lucky 20! All aboard!
« on: January 06, 2015, 09:00:11 PM »
you picked what might be the gayest bus ever.

Well you ain't getting on it .-.
Cool, we get to with BC on a private jet.

4993
The Flood / Re: To those lucky 20! All aboard!
« on: January 06, 2015, 08:59:07 PM »
How do you plan to take a bus to an island?

4994
The Flood / How are you taking a bus to an island?
« on: January 06, 2015, 08:57:46 PM »
Seriously, is it like the Magic School Bus?

4995
The Flood / Re: BOW DOWN! TO LUCKIFER!!!!
« on: January 06, 2015, 08:40:30 PM »
You're a Luckifer

4996
The Flood / Re: Ama
« on: January 06, 2015, 08:33:37 PM »
Is this how gay works?
Well yeah it was a choice
So, Republican Jesus was right?

4997
The Flood / Re: Ama
« on: January 06, 2015, 08:07:26 PM »
Is this how gay works?

4998
The Flood / Re: Ama
« on: January 06, 2015, 06:54:05 PM »
JUST FUCK ALREADY JESUS
he's a god damn blueballer, dude
off with his penis
I already beat you to it, fgts

4999
The Flood / Re: Snuggling Role Play Thread
« on: January 06, 2015, 06:50:18 PM »
well this thread isn't autistic at all
Well, now that you're here

5000
The Flood / Re: Ama
« on: January 06, 2015, 06:46:41 PM »
JUST FUCK ALREADY JESUS
Jesus says no.

5001
The Flood / Re: Ama
« on: January 06, 2015, 06:44:01 PM »
I have been summoned into this thread
Nobody asked, fgt

5002
The Flood / Re: Ama
« on: January 06, 2015, 06:40:29 PM »
Are you fat?

Are you gay?

Are you a homophobe?

Are you projecting your self-hatred onto me?
not really
no
yes
not projecting, no
But you're a gay furfag.
shhh
Don't you shhh me.

Everybody knows this. Like how Ryle's a gay furfag. Vien is a gay elite fag. Slash is a soon to be gay furfag. Who is a furfag that will also be gay soon.
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Go back to your brony butt buddy.
literally talking to him right now
At least you can use the forums with a dick in your ass. Props.

5003
The Flood / Re: Ama
« on: January 06, 2015, 06:39:17 PM »
Are you fat?

Are you gay?

Are you a homophobe?

Are you projecting your self-hatred onto me?
not really
no
yes
not projecting, no
But you're a gay furfag.
shhh
Don't you shhh me.

Everybody knows this. Like how Ryle's a gay furfag. Vien is a gay elite fag. Slash is a soon to be gay furfag. Who is a furfag that will also be gay soon.
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Go back to your brony butt buddy.

5004
The Flood / Re: Ama
« on: January 06, 2015, 06:37:23 PM »
Are you fat?

Are you gay?

Are you a homophobe?

Are you projecting your self-hatred onto me?
not really
no
yes
not projecting, no
But you're a gay furfag.
shhh
Don't you shhh me.

Everybody knows this. Like how Ryle's a gay furfag. Vien is a gay elite fag. Slash is a soon to be gay furfag. Who is a furfag that will also be gay soon.

5005
The Flood / Re: Ama
« on: January 06, 2015, 06:35:14 PM »
Are you fat?

Are you gay?

Are you a homophobe?

Are you projecting your self-hatred onto me?
not really
no
yes
not projecting, no
But you're a gay furfag.

5006
The Flood / Re: I'm a Mourner, AMA
« on: January 06, 2015, 06:23:10 PM »
Who alt you be?

5007
The Flood / Re: >go out to eat
« on: January 06, 2015, 06:21:42 PM »
Now I know britain has some pretty retarded laws and customs.

But at least we pay our waiters a minimum wage salary and not just jew them off with the promise of tips.
I agree.

But, until things change, it's not right to not tip.

I agree, grudgingly.
I wouldn't fuck over the regular chap because I dislike the business practices of his workplace, especially when it's so entrenched in yank custom.

*cries over pile of small tips*
*passes you a pair of bootstraps*
What am I supposed to do with these?
Pull yourself up by them.

With that kind of attitude no wonder you're poor.

>_________________>

do you have a job?
Listen, I'm not the one complaining about not having enough money.

*laughs as he throws the $100 he made 2 days ago in the air*

I have good days too
*pulls spare $100 bills from grandparents as a child out of dresser and throws them at the screen to spite you for no real reason, then thinks about it and kinda feels like a dick*

you should feel bad
Blame my grandpa for being awesome and doing really good in America after returning from Europe where the Communists stole millions of dollars worth of property from his family and my parents for working hard their whole lives and becoming engineers.

5008
The Flood / Re: >go out to eat
« on: January 06, 2015, 06:18:06 PM »
Now I know britain has some pretty retarded laws and customs.

But at least we pay our waiters a minimum wage salary and not just jew them off with the promise of tips.
I agree.

But, until things change, it's not right to not tip.

I agree, grudgingly.
I wouldn't fuck over the regular chap because I dislike the business practices of his workplace, especially when it's so entrenched in yank custom.

*cries over pile of small tips*
*passes you a pair of bootstraps*
What am I supposed to do with these?
Pull yourself up by them.

With that kind of attitude no wonder you're poor.

>_________________>

do you have a job?
Listen, I'm not the one complaining about not having enough money.

*laughs as he throws the $100 he made 2 days ago in the air*

I have good days too
*pulls spare $100 bills from grandparents as a child out of dresser and throws them at the screen to spite you for no real reason, then thinks about it and kinda feels like a dick*

5009
The Flood / Re: >go out to eat
« on: January 06, 2015, 06:15:33 PM »
Now I know britain has some pretty retarded laws and customs.

But at least we pay our waiters a minimum wage salary and not just jew them off with the promise of tips.
I agree.

But, until things change, it's not right to not tip.

I agree, grudgingly.
I wouldn't fuck over the regular chap because I dislike the business practices of his workplace, especially when it's so entrenched in yank custom.

*cries over pile of small tips*
*passes you a pair of bootstraps*
What am I supposed to do with these?
Pull yourself up by them.

With that kind of attitude no wonder you're poor.

>_________________>

do you have a job?
Listen, I'm not the one complaining about not having enough money.

5010
The Flood / Re: Fact
« on: January 06, 2015, 06:13:31 PM »
What is genuine traditional bonger food anyhow?

As if mericans have traditional food. Yeah double big macs and large fries don't count.





All of that looks fucking awful
Sandwiches, Mac and Cheese, and Meatloaf is awful? Kill yourself.

Sorry for not liking 2000 calorie servings
Calories in a sandwich: 354 calories
Mac and Cheese: 200 calories
1 large slice of Meatloaf: 294 calories

I'm talking about the calorific content of the ones in the pictures.

And I was specifically talking about the ones in the pictures. Who in their right mind hates a sandwich?
It's called eat until you're not fucking hungry anymore and save the rest for later, then you damn pansy.
...

Self control...
from a... yank?

Good lord, first we see them use sarcasm and now they seem to be exhibiting restraint over their food portions. Perhaps there is hope for them yet ._.
Let us know when you britbongs figure out how humor?
Close, almost a full sentence.
You misspelled humour though, 8/10. Keep trying, little yenks.
>criticizes grammar of a language with  no consistency or logic
>mispells "yanks"
gg You're on your own next time Germany comes for your tea and scones.
>implying you need consistency and logic to understand a language
>implying that wasn't intentional to represent a regional dialect considered patronising in bongistan
>implying we won't team up with the 4th reich and rid the world of the amerifat plague
>Not realizing your language is shit and we only kept it to spite you with how we pronounce and spell things
>Speak english, dammit
>Thinking you'll win against a country where everyone has guns and your country doesn't even allow citizens to carry butter knives.
>keep telling yourself that
>I am, yenk. Pity you can't get the gist of me gabbin though ya silly berk
>implying we need weapons to defeat the yenks
>implying we can't just starve you of coffee supplies for a week and watch the country tear itself apart
>I will
>Stop making up your gibber gabber you bongaronger
>Like 1/2 of the population hasn't switched over to caffeinated sodas already.

Pages: 1 ... 165166167 168169 ... 336