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The Flood / Re: lol wut
« on: January 07, 2015, 07:47:35 PM »
That looks like a new F250 too. Is Ford still supporting antisemitism?

4922
The Flood / Re: You have been called upon to serve..
« on: January 07, 2015, 07:40:47 PM »
Didn't somebody make serious plans on B.old on how we could put together a paramilitary force? I remember cheap fighter jets.

4923
The Flood / Re: Gentlemen, it is time we capture the Avatar
« on: January 07, 2015, 07:39:24 PM »
Looks already captured to me.
He must be brought to Firelord Ozai

4924
The Flood / Re: Gentlemen, it is time we capture the Avatar
« on: January 07, 2015, 07:36:54 PM »
I'd rather become friends than piss an Avatar off.....

A powerful ally, or a lethal foe?
No
YouTube

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The Flood / Re: New video by the Ministry of Tourism, Visit London 2015!
« on: January 07, 2015, 07:36:03 PM »
I'm pretty sure I love near a larger concentration of Muslims than you bongers, and I have no issues.
This is such a great spelling error that I don't actually want to edit it.

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The Flood / Gentlemen, it is time we capture the Avatar
« on: January 07, 2015, 07:33:25 PM »

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The Flood / Re: New video by the Ministry of Tourism, Visit London 2015!
« on: January 07, 2015, 07:23:35 PM »
I'm pretty sure I love near a larger concentration of Muslims than you bongers, and I have no issues.

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The Flood / Re: I let people know my location, and I don't care.
« on: January 07, 2015, 06:37:42 PM »
6310 Georgetown Pike, McLean, VA 22101

I'm not afraid either. COME GET SOME PUSSIES
How do you feel about this?

4929
The Flood / Re: Snowpiercer
« on: January 07, 2015, 06:06:27 PM »
I just heard about that movie the other day.
Go watch it when you can.

4930
The Flood / Re: Guess how old various users are
« on: January 07, 2015, 05:38:56 PM »
uh....is assassin 20? Or atleast close? :L
According to my profile I'm -7984 years old. Think I'm 18, though.

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The Flood / Re: Guess how old various users are
« on: January 07, 2015, 05:35:50 PM »
We can get Ryle to send you some really weird furry dildos and shit that will make your parents try to put you in a mental health center.
Except they wouldn't do that. They'd just be like, "the fuck?"

I'd live.
I'm sure he can get something weird enough to make it work.

4932
The Flood / Re: Guess how old various users are
« on: January 07, 2015, 05:34:28 PM »
Can we not start fighting in here, please?
Right as soon as someone demonstrates why I should be afraid to post my address on the Internet. I wanna know why I shouldn't do that. I wanna know why I should be quivering in my boots at the thought of some Halo-playing nerd coming over to my house, or sending me something I don't want. What's the big deal? I don't understand.
We can get Ryle to send you some really weird furry dildos and shit that will make your parents try to put you in a mental health center.

4933
Gaming / Re: Discuss the perfection that is GRAW.
« on: January 07, 2015, 05:30:12 PM »
I've tried to beat it over the past 8 years and usually just fail and cry.

4934
The Flood / Re: Holy shit, how are people so fuckin' stupid?
« on: January 07, 2015, 05:25:45 PM »
Sep7agon debates > youth debates
Bungie.net debates > youth debates
Idiotic fundamentalist Christian users saying you're wrong isn't really that good.

4935
The Flood / Re: So, I just found out people with two asses exist
« on: January 07, 2015, 12:27:16 AM »
That was just a horrible thread to parody.
You missed the joke bro
Nah, I can see you pretty well.

4936
The Flood / Re: smh
« on: January 07, 2015, 12:26:03 AM »
Can we not guys? Seriously?
Just leave her be >_>
I don't know, can you?

4937
The Flood / Re: So, I just found out people with two asses exist
« on: January 07, 2015, 12:25:25 AM »
That was just a horrible thread to parody.

4938
The Flood / Re: Rocket
« on: January 07, 2015, 12:24:33 AM »
TBlocks must be crying right now.
I'm laughing my ass off actually xD
You are jacob.
Ewww Twilight
You're mad because Jacob loses.
Why would I be mad about a movie?
I didn't even watch the thing.
It means you lose, fag.
??
You've lost me now.
What are you even talking about??
Korra is gonna choose Rocketman over you. You will be alone forever.
>Implying internet gf is the way to go.
Wut?
You're Canadian, you already have the chances.

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The Flood / Re: smh
« on: January 07, 2015, 12:23:30 AM »
Why is it that only 2 mods are oggling a female user here? Is this like how Bill Clinton or every rich famous male ever having an affair? Are aliens to blame?

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The Flood / Re: Rocket
« on: January 07, 2015, 12:19:58 AM »
TBlocks must be crying right now.
I'm laughing my ass off actually xD
You are jacob.
Ewww Twilight
You're mad because Jacob loses.
Why would I be mad about a movie?
I didn't even watch the thing.
It means you lose, fag.
??
You've lost me now.
What are you even talking about??
Korra is gonna choose Rocketman over you. You will be alone forever.
They have to get married first, TBlocks has time.

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The Flood / Re: Rocket
« on: January 07, 2015, 12:16:42 AM »
TBlocks must be crying right now.
I'm laughing my ass off actually xD
You are jacob.
Ewww Twilight
You're mad because Jacob loses.
>implying anyone ever watched or read Twilight
No, but there is so much stuff out there making fun of it enough to understand the entire story. It's not a really complicated story.
>Bitch sucks vampire dick
>Bitch sucks werewolf dick
>Drama
>Bitch sucks more dicks

That's all I ever got

4942
The Flood / Re: Rocket
« on: January 07, 2015, 12:14:20 AM »

4943
The Flood / Re: Rocket
« on: January 07, 2015, 12:08:20 AM »
TBlocks must be crying right now.

4944
The Flood / Re: Hey Korra.
« on: January 07, 2015, 12:03:23 AM »
If I didn't know any better, I'd say you almost had feelings for her. But hey, what does the heart player know right?

Ironically, the heart player walks the path of self, so in a sense I'm elucidating my inner affections. Yet another layer of irony is neatly folded on that considering I don't really have affections for you in the first place, making my assessment as a heart player questionable. Moreover, my potential as a Page of heart allows me to walk the path of other selves, such as the person I'm "emulating." Yet Dirk Strider would never elucidate his irony in the way I am, even making this an irony within the grand tapestry of irony I have woven.
I'm speechless with what I've done in a few lines of dialogue.

Brother, the uneducated here do not know what a heart player is.
As you are the one to bring it into their minds I expect you to take responsibility.
I think he's just drunk

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The Flood / Re: So, I just found out people with 2 dicks exist
« on: January 07, 2015, 12:00:37 AM »
How has this information changed your lives?

Want to post pic, but likely haram
You mom usually has two dicks every night.
Shut up, Arky, you're dead.

4946
The Flood / Re: Royale waiting room
« on: January 06, 2015, 11:24:46 PM »
There is no award except the thrill of victory

4947
The Flood / Re: Official Battle Royale thread.
« on: January 06, 2015, 11:15:23 PM »
I thought I was Bruce Willis?

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The Flood / Re: So, I just found out people with 2 dicks exist
« on: January 06, 2015, 11:13:28 PM »
Well this got awkward...
How so?
a man only needs one meaty wood pecker attached to his body. Not two...
With that kind of thinking Costco wouldn't exist.

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The Flood / Re: So, I just found out people with 2 dicks exist
« on: January 06, 2015, 11:12:51 PM »
I wonder how that guy takes a leak
It can come out either, but he says he has no control over which it comes out.

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Gaming / Re: Finally beat Wolfenstein
« on: January 06, 2015, 11:11:51 PM »
I thought the sequel would be his son/daughter.

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