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The Flood / Re: So apparently this is a meme now
« on: January 22, 2015, 04:55:57 PM »
The R Lee Erney one is the best.

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He had to be the luckiest robber in the world to have come across a bar where everyone was plastered, nobody was an angry drunk, nobody else had even a steak knife, the barkeep must've been drunk, and they were too drunk to think of using their beer bottles or chairs as weapons. Now I'm just surprised that any of them were even able to pull their wallets out.

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The Flood / Re: i am become
« on: January 22, 2015, 03:46:34 PM »
Is this what happens when you eat too many Cheetos?

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The Flood / Re: you die after about 80 of these
« on: January 21, 2015, 10:43:14 PM »
Damn, 2 years to go.

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The Flood / Re: How do you deal with her leaving?
« on: January 21, 2015, 10:38:53 PM »
she's the one who led me to God.
I'm sorry to hear that.

It beats homosexual satanist who passed the time by breaking people and destroying friendships/families/relationships.
Yes, because obviously that's the only other choice.

Yes, it is. Darkness or light. It all starts off "innocent," and then it gradually gets worse. I started off as an atheist who recently left his faith because of stuff, and then slowly I did this and that, getting darker and darker.
Right, so when do I start burning down orphanages and raping little girls, because I've been atheistic for more than a few years now.
I think you need to convert to Islam for that. Atheists are only allowed a +10 Euphoria boost and the ability to steal from children while slapping good God-fearing Christians with their dicks.
Well fuck. How do I change my class again?
Have you tried turning it off and back on again?

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The Flood / Re: Pug Skulls Are Fucked Up
« on: January 21, 2015, 10:33:26 PM »
They're like the skeletons from Dark Souls, except smaller.

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The Flood / Re: How do you deal with her leaving?
« on: January 21, 2015, 10:31:40 PM »
she's the one who led me to God.
I'm sorry to hear that.

It beats homosexual satanist who passed the time by breaking people and destroying friendships/families/relationships.
Yes, because obviously that's the only other choice.

Yes, it is. Darkness or light. It all starts off "innocent," and then it gradually gets worse. I started off as an atheist who recently left his faith because of stuff, and then slowly I did this and that, getting darker and darker.
Right, so when do I start burning down orphanages and raping little girls, because I've been atheistic for more than a few years now.
I think you need to convert to Islam for that. Atheists are only allowed a +10 Euphoria boost and the ability to steal from children while slapping good God-fearing Christians with their dicks.

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The Flood / Re: What Freaks You Out?
« on: January 21, 2015, 12:45:43 AM »
Take a guess.

?

Incoming ding dong bannu.
Lolwut?

You gonna get ding dong bannu'd son.
This is scary and offends me.

mods plz bannu

Holy shit why are the best ideas so fucking late. Before I resigned from monitor I should have done Stanry Roo. Mother fuck.
I haven't even seen a Gorilla or Banana in ages. Mods are literally shit now. Whoever gets the best banning gimmick should be promoted next.

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The Flood / Re: HURRY SQUIDWARD!
« on: January 21, 2015, 12:40:16 AM »
This thread isn't going to earn a lock at this rate.
It's not lock worthy. Quick, insult some user in the OP. That tends to work at random times.

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The Flood / Re: uhh i think i may need a video tutorial for this
« on: January 21, 2015, 12:15:40 AM »
Pretty sure TheArtOfManliness website has better instructions on this. They did on squirrels.

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The Flood / Re: ROCKETMAN IS A FURRY
« on: January 21, 2015, 12:13:38 AM »

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The Flood / Re: ROCKETMAN IS A FURRY
« on: January 21, 2015, 12:06:59 AM »

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The Flood / Re: ROCKETMAN IS A FURRY
« on: January 21, 2015, 12:04:02 AM »
"Burden of proof"
"God"

get shrekt

stop trying please.
>implying shitposting takes effort

>using "shitposting" as an excuse for not posting good
What are you going to do, punish me for shitposting?

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The Flood / Re: ROCKETMAN IS A FURRY
« on: January 20, 2015, 11:56:39 PM »

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The Flood / Re: ROCKETMAN IS A FURRY
« on: January 20, 2015, 11:55:09 PM »

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The Flood / Re: ROCKETMAN IS A FURRY
« on: January 20, 2015, 11:54:45 PM »
Actually, I'm probably the furry mod if there is one.

You don't just become admin of WHU being normal.
What is that?

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The Flood / Re: so how am I supposed to react to people?
« on: January 20, 2015, 11:09:08 PM »
I legitimately don't know if Loaf is a troll or not.
he's been like this for years
His descriptions of his thoughts seriously remind me of the main Columbine shooter's journal.

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The Flood / Re: France censoring "Timbuktu"
« on: January 20, 2015, 07:52:07 PM »

Let's get this straight, a mayor did this. We have no idea how the French people or the National Assembly will take this.

That being said, fuck that mayor.
The mayor has done this, but it reflects France's attitude towards anything that could be perceived or presumed to be anti-Charlie hebdo. And so far the government haven't stopped him, so we can only assume that they are okay with it and therefore support the mayor's decision
The article you linked said they were rescheduling it to be shown in 2 weeks after the mayor was shat on by French social media.

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The Flood / Re: You're handed $20,000
« on: January 20, 2015, 07:22:55 PM »
i'd buy a motor home with a sex slave
no sex slave sorry

what if the sex slave was the vehicle




That's two theocrats pissed off, well done.
>tmw you realize that input/output plugs are really just electronic sex

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The Flood / Re: the best account on tumblr
« on: January 20, 2015, 07:21:52 PM »
http://kimjongunlookingatthings.tumblr.com/

You know what's funny, when you think about it? Kim-Jong-Un goes fucking everywhere in his country. Why is he dragged around so much to see shit? Granted, although the other world leaders out there have more threat of being killed so they can't just stroll up all willy nilly to a bakery or whatever and look at shit.

But based off those pictures alone he's dragged around all over the fucking place to see shit. And one could say it's because the north korean people are pretty much brain washed to treat him like he's jesus incarnate so they want to impress him. But at the same time, you know what's weird?

Kim's the undisputed leader of his country. What he says goes. No matter how silly. So if he was a spoiled brat, technically shouldn't he be having a fuss and not going to see shit like lubricant factories if he didn't want to? And for most of the pictures, he's either smiling, or participating in shit.

He's a hard person to gauge I'll tell you that.
iirc there's a near civil war and he's more or less a puppet of the side that's in charge. It was a really lengthy in-depth article, but that's what I remember from skimming it.

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The Flood / Re: You're handed 20,000
« on: January 20, 2015, 07:10:57 PM »

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The Flood / Re: You're handed 20,000
« on: January 20, 2015, 07:07:29 PM »
20,000 what? Pesos?

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The Flood / Re: humanity is a virus
« on: January 20, 2015, 07:04:18 PM »
>No Agent Smith video posted
You disappoint me.

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Gaming / Re: Ok now i'm starting to fucking hate 343i
« on: January 20, 2015, 06:54:21 PM »
Just curious. Would you guys be okay with 4 player splitscreen if it meant having shit-tier framerate and graphics when you do so?
I see this as better than buying 2 Xbones anytime I have more than 1 friend over that wants to play Halo. So, yes.

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Why do you watch halo follower?
So he can comment everytime Halo Flower makes a stupid video(which is all the time really), as it can make his epeen grow larger.

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The Flood / Re: Legit question, Is this against the rules?
« on: January 20, 2015, 01:13:19 AM »
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So original

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