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The Flood / Re: What idiot designed this shit?
« on: February 11, 2015, 02:15:48 PM »
is that a fucking tactical qiang?
It's called a Kama, stop inventing words.
Actually, it's called a qiang, which is the chinese word for a spear, you fuckin' nark

Because it looks more like an Eastern spear than a western one, the origins of which would make sense considering that the weapon listed above it, the kama, is also Eastern in origin.

And, once again

You fuckin' nark
There are Eastern spears that look like that? And here I just thought they took a scythe and tacticooled it. Why are there so many weird ass Eastern blades?

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The Flood / Re: What idiot designed this shit?
« on: February 11, 2015, 02:10:02 PM »
YouTube


You guys are just jelly that you don't have a Combat Commander Gladiator Sword.
Neat, yours can stab water bottles.
YouTube

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The Flood / Re: What idiot designed this shit?
« on: February 11, 2015, 02:07:38 PM »
That hammer could be a breaching hammer?

It probably is, actually. That is very similar to what cops normally use; at least the ones I know.
Judging by how silly some of their other stuff is, I don't think that rationalizing it will get too far.

Yeah, it could work as a breaching tool, but the fact that the head looks far more like a medieval warhammer than a breaching hammer really doesn't make me think that was the designer's first concern.

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The Flood / Re: What idiot designed this shit?
« on: February 11, 2015, 01:52:52 PM »

Making Boyscouts everywhere feel like they're Spetsnaz.
You do know the E-tool is a real thing in the modern era, right?
Have you ever been digging and hit a rock? Odds are if you've ever dug a whole for a noteworthy amount of time you have. Do you know what happens to edges when they hit rocks?

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The Flood / Re: What idiot designed this shit?
« on: February 11, 2015, 12:16:08 AM »
Sweet, I can get a neon green tactical spear. What more can a man ask for?
http://www.swordsdirect.com/survival-spears.html

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The Flood / Re: What idiot designed this shit?
« on: February 11, 2015, 12:08:53 AM »

Making Boyscouts everywhere feel like they're Spetsnaz.

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The Flood / Re: What idiot designed this shit?
« on: February 11, 2015, 12:05:45 AM »
That hammer is familiar...

But is it made out of nylon and wrapped in tacticool paracord?

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The Flood / What idiot designed this shit?
« on: February 11, 2015, 12:02:15 AM »

wtf is this? Am I harvesting terrorist crops?

Am I fighting fucking knights in plate armor?

Why do I need a sheathe for a fucking spear? Why are there those stupid digits for the hand?

This one is a "harpoon"



Okay, this one might actually be viable if the materials aren't shit and for some reason you need a 2-handed war axe.

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Serious / Re: Baby born pregnant
« on: February 10, 2015, 11:50:32 PM »
Maybe that's why you shouldn't fuck a pregnant woman?
They don't know how it works.

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The Flood / Re: Anyone else sad about Jon Stewart?
« on: February 10, 2015, 11:42:57 PM »
John Oliver

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The Flood / I WANT HUMIES TO LEAAVVEEEE!!
« on: February 10, 2015, 11:30:35 PM »


WAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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The Flood / Re: This is a good song
« on: February 10, 2015, 11:29:25 PM »
better than every AMV ever

Spoiler
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Thank you so much for reminding me of this.

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The Flood / Re: This is a good song
« on: February 10, 2015, 11:11:47 PM »
Actually, this is the only Good Song out there.
YouTube



/ProvenWrong
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The Flood / This is a good song
« on: February 10, 2015, 11:08:40 PM »
YouTube

Prove me wrong.

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The Flood / Re: This is a good parent
« on: February 10, 2015, 11:08:07 PM »
My brother did that shit to me whenever i fucked with him (take his money, be a faggot to him, etc) he showed me that kid of shit and read me fucked up stories.

I regret nothing.
this is also how i figured out what /b/ was.
I kinda feel bad for you now.

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The Flood / Re: This is a good parent
« on: February 10, 2015, 10:58:28 PM »
He walked in on his parents fucking in his room?

lol
You're missing out.
I'm not Jim.
If it were Jim, it wouldn't be his dad fucking his mom.

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The Flood / Re: This is a good parent
« on: February 10, 2015, 10:54:28 PM »
He walked in on his parents fucking in his room?

lol
You're missing out.

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The Flood / Re: Just made a pizza
« on: February 10, 2015, 10:53:59 PM »
I have never had a good homemade pizza. Do they exist?
Stop buying shit
I never bought nor made them. And they weren't Digorno or some shit, they were actually made at home.
Buy premade frozen ones
Why?
Would you rather put a good frozen one in the oven or spend 20 minutes making one from scratch?
I'd rather order one from Hungry Howies and be done with it.
$8 frozen vs $15+ for a delivery
They're literally down the street.
Buying frozen food is still cheaper
Not really.
When you're buying your own groceries you'll understand
I can get a Large pizza for about $8 and all I need to do is drive for a minute. Besides, I don't have room to store that stuff.

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The Flood / Re: Just made a pizza
« on: February 10, 2015, 10:48:19 PM »
I have never had a good homemade pizza. Do they exist?
Stop buying shit
I never bought nor made them. And they weren't Digorno or some shit, they were actually made at home.
Buy premade frozen ones
Why?
Would you rather put a good frozen one in the oven or spend 20 minutes making one from scratch?
I'd rather order one from Hungry Howies and be done with it.
$8 frozen vs $15+ for a delivery
They're literally down the street.
Buying frozen food is still cheaper
Not really.

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The Flood / This is a good parent
« on: February 10, 2015, 10:47:55 PM »

Prove me wrong.

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The Flood / Re: Just made a pizza
« on: February 10, 2015, 10:39:28 PM »
I have never had a good homemade pizza. Do they exist?
Stop buying shit
I never bought nor made them. And they weren't Digorno or some shit, they were actually made at home.
Buy premade frozen ones
Why?
Would you rather put a good frozen one in the oven or spend 20 minutes making one from scratch?
I'd rather order one from Hungry Howies and be done with it.
$8 frozen vs $15+ for a delivery
They're literally down the street.

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The Flood / Re: WIP
« on: February 10, 2015, 10:28:51 PM »
Looks like the Joker as a dragon
I never even made that connection until now. I will not be able to unsee it.
Your welcome.

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The Flood / Re: Just made a pizza
« on: February 10, 2015, 10:28:16 PM »
I have never had a good homemade pizza. Do they exist?
Stop buying shit
I never bought nor made them. And they weren't Digorno or some shit, they were actually made at home.
Buy premade frozen ones
Why?
Would you rather put a good frozen one in the oven or spend 20 minutes making one from scratch?
I'd rather order one from Hungry Howies and be done with it.

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The Flood / Re: Just made a pizza
« on: February 10, 2015, 10:24:09 PM »
I have never had a good homemade pizza. Do they exist?
Stop buying shit
I never bought nor made them. And they weren't Digorno or some shit, they were actually made at home.
Buy premade frozen ones
Why?

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The Flood / Re: Just made a pizza
« on: February 10, 2015, 10:22:41 PM »
I have never had a good homemade pizza. Do they exist?
Stop buying shit
I never bought nor made them. And they weren't Digorno or some shit, they were actually made at home.

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The Flood / Re: Just made a pizza
« on: February 10, 2015, 10:20:45 PM »
I'd rather slice open my stomach.
*grabs knife
Way ahead of you.
Don't do it, you have so much more to live for. Like being a member of these forums.

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The Flood / Re: Just made a pizza
« on: February 10, 2015, 10:20:04 PM »
I have never had a good homemade pizza. Do they exist?

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