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The Flood / Re: Do you eat fries with or without ketchup
« on: February 13, 2015, 07:56:48 PM »
Seriously, why the fuck are people acting like Mayonnaise is the god damn anti christ of foods? It's oil, egg yolks, and vinegar.

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The Flood / Re: Do you eat fries with or without ketchup
« on: February 13, 2015, 07:54:10 PM »
Mayonnaise, like you're supposed to.
Proof Brits can't get anything right.
Chips/Fries are Belgian. They eat them with mayonnaise.

Mayonnaise is the correct way.
Potatoes didn't come from Belgian, dumbass.
Fries do.

You're supposed to eat them with mayonnaise.
mayonnaise is possibly the worst condiment you can put in your body, that shit's nasty. i don't give a fuck if that's what you're supposed to do, i enjoy not having heart disease
Typical porky American using a whole bottle.
Try buying good mayonnaise too.
good mayonnaise, lol. no such thing
What's your beef with mayo?

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The Flood / Re: Do you eat fries with or without ketchup
« on: February 13, 2015, 07:49:38 PM »
Mayonnaise, like you're supposed to.
Proof Brits can't get anything right.
Chips/Fries are Belgian. They eat them with mayonnaise.

Mayonnaise is the correct way.
Potatoes didn't come from Belgian, dumbass.
Fries do.

You're supposed to eat them with mayonnaise.
Am I supposed to surrender my freedom to the 4th Reich too?
>America
>Freedom

You're supposed to eat chips with mayonnaise.
I'm sorry, am I the one that needs a trained knife squad to cut my food for me?

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The Flood / Re: Do you eat fries with or without ketchup
« on: February 13, 2015, 07:44:26 PM »
Mayonnaise, like you're supposed to.
Proof Brits can't get anything right.
Chips/Fries are Belgian. They eat them with mayonnaise.

Mayonnaise is the correct way.
Potatoes didn't come from Belgian, dumbass.
Fries do.

You're supposed to eat them with mayonnaise.
Am I supposed to surrender my freedom to the 4th Reich too?

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The Flood / Re: Do you eat fries with or without ketchup
« on: February 13, 2015, 07:42:14 PM »
Mayonnaise, like you're supposed to.
Proof Brits can't get anything right.
Chips/Fries are Belgian. They eat them with mayonnaise.

Mayonnaise is the correct way.
Potatoes didn't come from Belgian, dumbass.

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The Flood / Re: Do you eat fries with or without ketchup
« on: February 13, 2015, 07:35:53 PM »
Mayonnaise, like you're supposed to.
Proof Brits can't get anything right.

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The Flood / Re: Do you eat fries with or without ketchup
« on: February 13, 2015, 07:24:20 PM »
Only without if I'm in the car on the way home.

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Gaming / Re: Space Hulk: Deathwing Rise of the Terminators
« on: February 13, 2015, 07:02:01 PM »
Hmm that could be quite good, if it's done well an FPS 40k game would be appreciated >.>



I thought he said done well?

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The Flood / Re: Weatherman said it's going to be -27 F next week
« on: February 13, 2015, 06:10:10 PM »
Ah, fuck the weatherpeople. Since that ridiculous non-snowstorm, I'm taking everything they say with a grain of salt.

Spoiler
YouTube
"non-snowstorm"
Everything was closed and roads were bad and people were worse at driving than normal. Other than that, yeah non-snowstorm.
Spoiler
lol, exaggeration now let me backpedal here

I was hoping for more than one day off from school >.>
If you lived down south you probably have the month off.

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The Flood / Re: Weatherman said it's going to be -27 F next week
« on: February 13, 2015, 06:05:50 PM »
Ah, fuck the weatherpeople. Since that ridiculous non-snowstorm, I'm taking everything they say with a grain of salt.

Spoiler
YouTube
"non-snowstorm"
Everything was closed and roads were bad and people were worse at driving than normal. Other than that, yeah non-snowstorm.

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The Flood / Going down the slide and you feel a little glide, diarrhea
« on: February 13, 2015, 06:03:43 PM »
http://www.heptune.com/pooppoem.html
This is the true peak of Human art and ingenuity.


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The Flood / Re: Some of my friends don't understand what work is.
« on: February 13, 2015, 05:39:51 PM »
I encounter this occasionally with some of my older gaming friends (older as in time, not age)

NEET: AY WHAT ARE YA UP TO I'M BORRRRREEEEEEEEEEEED
Me: Studying
NEET: How boring
*neet rings me on skype*
*I decline*
NEET: CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL
Me: I'm busy working, I can't talk now
NEET: Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy studying is bs xd

After a bit more of my time being wasted, it ends with the typical 'I have to get on and work now, bye' to howls of protest that someone might actually be doing something with their time.

*sigh*
Don't worry cuzz, one day people like you and me are going to tell those people what to do.
Nah, one day those people are going to be running your country.

God bless America. Where the stupid people become politicians, because the smart people are going into fields like science, engineering, and technology.

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The Flood / Re: Weatherman said it's going to be -27 F next week
« on: February 13, 2015, 05:36:27 PM »
Fahrenheit is such a stupid scale
So is Empirical scale as a whole. 12 inches = 1 foot, 1 yard = 3 feet. Where the fuck is the logic?
Rebel! Fight the disease!
I haven't used it for a long time I think. Although I still use feet, because nobody gives a shit about Decimeters.

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The Flood / Re: Some of my friends don't understand what work is.
« on: February 13, 2015, 05:35:18 PM »
I encounter this occasionally with some of my older gaming friends (older as in time, not age)

NEET: AY WHAT ARE YA UP TO I'M BORRRRREEEEEEEEEEEED
Me: Studying
NEET: How boring
*neet rings me on skype*
*I decline*
NEET: CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL
Me: I'm busy working, I can't talk now
NEET: Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy studying is bs xd

After a bit more of my time being wasted, it ends with the typical 'I have to get on and work now, bye' to howls of protest that someone might actually be doing something with their time.

*sigh*
Don't worry cuzz, one day people like you and me are going to tell those people what to do.
Nah, one day those people are going to be running your country.

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The Flood / Re: Weatherman said it's going to be -27 F next week
« on: February 13, 2015, 05:34:29 PM »
When has he ever been right?

If the news was an internet forum, the weatherman would be Dustin
Katrina.

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The Flood / Re: Weatherman said it's going to be -27 F next week
« on: February 13, 2015, 05:34:01 PM »
Fahrenheit is such a stupid scale
So is Empirical scale as a whole. 12 inches = 1 foot, 1 yard = 3 feet. Where the fuck is the logic?

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The Flood / Weatherman said it's going to be -27 F next week
« on: February 13, 2015, 05:26:35 PM »
plz be wrong.

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The Flood / Re: Naps are great
« on: February 13, 2015, 05:05:35 PM »
The point of naps escapes me. It's not enough time to actually feel rested from when you wake up, and you're going to sleep later.

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The Flood / Re: Is it still your left nut?
« on: February 13, 2015, 04:04:57 PM »

As you can see, they are on clear left and right sides of the body. Like someone said, it would be like saying since you lose your right arm your left arm is now your middle arm.
that's an uncircumcised penis
Fixed
lol cut fag
Slug dicked butt licker
mutilated dick nigger
Your dick looks like a pin headed retard shoving his head through a long sleeved shirt sleeve every time you get an erection.
YouTube

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The Flood / In response to Lemon
« on: February 13, 2015, 03:37:53 PM »
You're right, it's not. But you shit-dicked faggots are still the ones egging him on. If you stopped fucking with the guy, he wouldn't be pissed at you. I realize that some of you are incredible douchebags that prefer to go up assholes instead of pussy, but for everyone's sake just don't say anything at all and try to see who you can piss of that isn't easy to.

With Love,
Assassin

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The Flood / Re: Is it still your left nut?
« on: February 13, 2015, 03:28:48 PM »

As you can see, they are on clear left and right sides of the body. Like someone said, it would be like saying since you lose your right arm your left arm is now your middle arm.
that's a penis
Yes, that is part of the anatomical diagram.

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The Flood / Re: What would you do if a cute boy kissed you?
« on: February 13, 2015, 03:28:14 PM »
push him away and ask why the fuck he is kissing me.
added to gaylords.
How can I be gay if I'm not making out with a fgt?
Exactly.
So, you are the gaylord. Unless Straights are Lords over the gays and rule them?

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The Flood / In Response to Deci
« on: February 13, 2015, 03:27:14 PM »
If you're that upset about something, then why not just get off this forum or the computer for now? Go do something to take your mind off of whatever is bothering you. Play a game or do whatever hobby you enjoy.

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The Flood / Re: What would you do if a cute boy kissed you?
« on: February 13, 2015, 03:25:22 PM »
push him away and ask why the fuck he is kissing me.
added to gaylords.
How can I be gay if I'm not making out with a fgt?

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The Flood / Re: Is it still your left nut?
« on: February 13, 2015, 03:24:41 PM »

As you can see, they are on clear left and right sides of the body. Like someone said, it would be like saying since you lose your right arm your left arm is now your middle arm.

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The Flood / Re: I'm heated.
« on: February 13, 2015, 03:20:24 PM »
I don't know what's going on.


Have you tried ice water?

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The Flood / Re: What would you do if a cute boy kissed you?
« on: February 13, 2015, 03:17:46 PM »
push him away and ask why the fuck he is kissing me.

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The Flood / Re: SKREEEEEE
« on: February 13, 2015, 03:16:38 PM »
The Emperor protects.

Spoiler
Also, Door needs to make a Cliff Racer alt.
A guardsmen without an oversized flashlight? What sorcery is this?!

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The Flood / Re: SKREEEEEE
« on: February 12, 2015, 08:27:14 PM »
How Citadel completely rips off StarCraft.

*sips tea*
Kill yourself.
I think it's cool, but come on.

*sips tea*
You're still a fucking heretic.

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The Flood / Re: SKREEEEEE
« on: February 12, 2015, 08:06:11 PM »
How Citadel completely rips off StarCraft.

*sips tea*
Kill yourself.

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