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3991
The Flood / Re: Rocket is a horse furry
« on: February 14, 2015, 08:52:40 PM »
Elegiac is cool and I love him.

3992
Gaming / Re: Your daily reminder that Soap [MW3 Spoilers]
« on: February 14, 2015, 08:42:03 PM »
>itt dumbshits cannot understand MW2's story.
Only problem with the story was how they presented it. It MADE sense, but how IW told it to the player was really bad.
Elaborate. I thought it was fine. Some parts were a little confusing, but play it again and things make sense.

3993
The Flood / Re: I wonder how many people are fucking right now.
« on: February 14, 2015, 08:31:12 PM »
And this is how Slaanesh is born. Good job fucking, you dipshits.

3994
The Flood / Re: What's Your "Love" Definition?
« on: February 14, 2015, 08:03:52 PM »
infatuation

3995
Gaming / Re: Your daily reminder that Soap [MW3 Spoilers]
« on: February 14, 2015, 08:03:35 PM »
>itt dumbshits cannot understand MW2's story.

3996
The Flood / Re: A lesson in Internet dialogue
« on: February 14, 2015, 08:02:35 PM »
Agreed.
It will never cease to amaze me how people cannot grasp such simple things. Like realizing swear words are 90% emphasis.

3997
Gaming / Re: Sep7agon Game Night MCC thread (Twitch Stream is LIVE)
« on: February 14, 2015, 08:01:31 PM »
Reminder to play nice or next time rather than amputating half a thread I'll amputate some limbs <_____<
Maybe if you weren't such a fgt.

Spoiler
Allah Akbar

3998
The Flood / A lesson in Internet dialogue
« on: February 14, 2015, 07:57:56 PM »
Using Caps lock and insults for emphasis of a point does not correlate with jimmies rustled or being upset.

3999
The Flood / Re: What religion do you follow
« on: February 14, 2015, 07:40:26 PM »
>Nobody praise the sun

stay mad fgts.
Open in case of lack of sun praising
\[T]/
PRAISE THE SUN
Solaire didn't have a T-visor. This is inaccurate.

looks like a T to me.
A band isn't a T, dumbshit.

4000
The Flood / Re: What religion do you follow
« on: February 14, 2015, 07:36:59 PM »
>Nobody praise the sun

stay mad fgts.
Open in case of lack of sun praising
\[T]/
PRAISE THE SUN
Solaire didn't have a T-visor. This is inaccurate.

4001
I could tell what that story was by the first 3 words.

4002
The Flood / Re: For those of you comparing the Mods to nazis...
« on: February 14, 2015, 06:56:24 PM »
Shut up you fucking Nazi sympathizer.

4003
The Flood / Re: Why is being a virgin socially unacceptable?
« on: February 14, 2015, 06:49:27 PM »
Also, why do people think that waiting until marriage is ridiculous? Don't you want to be able to say that you were the only one who has fucked your spouse and that no else has ever touched them, and vice versa? Isn't that something special? Something to be proud of? And don't give me all that, "Well it's boring. I need some variety." bullshit. If your sex life with your spouse is boring well than that's your fault.
Your sex life would be boring because you'd suck due to no experience.
A lot of marriages end because they're either sexually incompatible or just flat out suck dick in bed, y'know.

So yes, reserving yourself until you're married is ridiculous.

Marrying or divorcing someone based on sexual performance is ridiculous.
Not really.
Not being sexually satisfied in a marriage can lead to unhappiness in the marriage, and is one of the reasons why people cheat on their spouse.

A good sexual relationship is a big factor to a healthy marriage. Divorcing someone because you're unhappy isn't ridiculous at all.
If you struggle that much to keep your genitals under control, then you've got bigger problems than marriage.
Are you dumb?
Are you dumb?
assassin no
lemon no

Look, I can shitpost too
I'm not shitposting
The sky is purple.

4004
The Flood / Re: The Bacon Tree
« on: February 14, 2015, 06:48:33 PM »
God bless this post.

4005
The Flood / Re: Why is being a virgin socially unacceptable?
« on: February 14, 2015, 06:46:26 PM »
Also, why do people think that waiting until marriage is ridiculous? Don't you want to be able to say that you were the only one who has fucked your spouse and that no else has ever touched them, and vice versa? Isn't that something special? Something to be proud of? And don't give me all that, "Well it's boring. I need some variety." bullshit. If your sex life with your spouse is boring well than that's your fault.
Your sex life would be boring because you'd suck due to no experience.
A lot of marriages end because they're either sexually incompatible or just flat out suck dick in bed, y'know.

So yes, reserving yourself until you're married is ridiculous.

Marrying or divorcing someone based on sexual performance is ridiculous.
Not really.
Not being sexually satisfied in a marriage can lead to unhappiness in the marriage, and is one of the reasons why people cheat on their spouse.

A good sexual relationship is a big factor to a healthy marriage. Divorcing someone because you're unhappy isn't ridiculous at all.
If you struggle that much to keep your genitals under control, then you've got bigger problems than marriage.
Are you dumb?
Are you dumb?
assassin no
lemon no

Look, I can shitpost too

4006
The Flood / Re: MOD BIAS
« on: February 14, 2015, 06:45:23 PM »
kill urself op

4007
The Flood / Re: Why is being a virgin socially unacceptable?
« on: February 14, 2015, 06:45:03 PM »
Also, why do people think that waiting until marriage is ridiculous? Don't you want to be able to say that you were the only one who has fucked your spouse and that no else has ever touched them, and vice versa? Isn't that something special? Something to be proud of? And don't give me all that, "Well it's boring. I need some variety." bullshit. If your sex life with your spouse is boring well than that's your fault.
Your sex life would be boring because you'd suck due to no experience.
A lot of marriages end because they're either sexually incompatible or just flat out suck dick in bed, y'know.

So yes, reserving yourself until you're married is ridiculous.

Marrying or divorcing someone based on sexual performance is ridiculous.
Not really.
Not being sexually satisfied in a marriage can lead to unhappiness in the marriage, and is one of the reasons why people cheat on their spouse.

A good sexual relationship is a big factor to a healthy marriage. Divorcing someone because you're unhappy isn't ridiculous at all.
If you struggle that much to keep your genitals under control, then you've got bigger problems than marriage.
Are you dumb?
Are you dumb?

4008
The Flood / Re: Why is being a virgin socially unacceptable?
« on: February 14, 2015, 06:42:07 PM »
Also, why do people think that waiting until marriage is ridiculous? Don't you want to be able to say that you were the only one who has fucked your spouse and that no else has ever touched them, and vice versa? Isn't that something special? Something to be proud of? And don't give me all that, "Well it's boring. I need some variety." bullshit. If your sex life with your spouse is boring well than that's your fault.
Your sex life would be boring because you'd suck due to no experience.
A lot of marriages end because they're either sexually incompatible or just flat out suck dick in bed, y'know.

So yes, reserving yourself until you're married is ridiculous.

Marrying or divorcing someone based on sexual performance is ridiculous.
Not really.
Not being sexually satisfied in a marriage can lead to unhappiness in the marriage, and is one of the reasons why people cheat on their spouse.

A good sexual relationship is a big factor to a healthy marriage. Divorcing someone because you're unhappy isn't ridiculous at all.
If you struggle that much to keep your genitals under control, then you've got bigger problems than marriage.
You're an idiot
Yeah, and?

4009
The Flood / Re: Why is being a virgin socially unacceptable?
« on: February 14, 2015, 06:38:08 PM »
Also, why do people think that waiting until marriage is ridiculous? Don't you want to be able to say that you were the only one who has fucked your spouse and that no else has ever touched them, and vice versa? Isn't that something special? Something to be proud of? And don't give me all that, "Well it's boring. I need some variety." bullshit. If your sex life with your spouse is boring well than that's your fault.
Your sex life would be boring because you'd suck due to no experience.
A lot of marriages end because they're either sexually incompatible or just flat out suck dick in bed, y'know.

So yes, reserving yourself until you're married is ridiculous.

Marrying or divorcing someone based on sexual performance is ridiculous.
Not really.
Not being sexually satisfied in a marriage can lead to unhappiness in the marriage, and is one of the reasons why people cheat on their spouse.

A good sexual relationship is a big factor to a healthy marriage. Divorcing someone because you're unhappy isn't ridiculous at all.
If you struggle that much to keep your genitals under control, then you've got bigger problems than marriage.

4010
The Flood / Re: What am I doing today?
« on: February 14, 2015, 02:13:51 PM »
Seeing as how Florida already started a Zombie scare, I'm surprised it isn't the Walking Dead.

4011
The Flood / Re: The Action Figure Thread Strike Back
« on: February 14, 2015, 02:07:30 PM »
Is the Pilot anorexic?

4012
The Flood / Re: The Action Figure Thread Strike Back
« on: February 14, 2015, 02:04:20 PM »
Haven't bought any in years, so..........

4013
The Flood / Re: >tfw no internet valentine
« on: February 14, 2015, 01:45:38 PM »
But for real, yo, I only have 9 more years until I'm a wizard. You can hold on that long, OP.

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The Flood / Re: >tfw no internet valentine
« on: February 14, 2015, 01:43:21 PM »
Forever alone and proud. My purity cannot be tainted by any foul ho.
ayy

I like this guy.
Have I mentioned this before?
I don't think so.

4015
The Flood / Re: >tfw no internet valentine
« on: February 14, 2015, 01:38:33 PM »
Forever alone and proud. My purity cannot be tainted by any foul ho.

4016
The Flood / Re: For you, it was the most important day of your life.
« on: February 14, 2015, 01:37:24 PM »
What is this sin.

4017
The Flood / Re: Watching the Spartacus TV series
« on: February 14, 2015, 01:32:45 PM »
The Romans had bones made of styrofoam?

4018
The Flood / Re: more proof walmart are fucking weebs
« on: February 14, 2015, 01:30:55 PM »
I would make a shooting joke but I don't feel like the NSA contacting the cops and having them arrest me like that kid on Facebook.
Reported to the NSA for thinking about it. Enjoy your trip to gitmo, aloha snackbar scum.

4019
I don't vote.
Do you bitch about whoever is in office or the decisions that are being made?
He would have every right to. He had no hand in electing the moron to power, it's all your fault.

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The Flood / Re: I Love You
« on: February 14, 2015, 01:27:42 PM »
You don't even know me. Slut.

Nigger
Wrong. I am remove kebab. There's a difference.

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