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The Flood / Re: I did 15 push ups
« on: March 11, 2015, 04:43:59 PM »
Now everyone do finger-tip push ups.
Those were what I did 50 of.
Elbows in?

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The Flood / Re: I did 15 push ups
« on: March 11, 2015, 03:21:38 PM »
Now everyone do finger-tip push ups.

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Serious / Re: Don't nobody give speeches like Obama.
« on: March 11, 2015, 02:44:35 PM »
TOP

FUCKING

KEK

You have no power and your vote doesn't mean shit. You have no real choices, the parties in power might as well be the same.

It's funny as shit that people in this country think their vote means something.
Yeah I knew you were gonna say this. You're the problem. You don't want to hear you're the problem and you'd rather sit there and leech off the efforts of those who spilled their blood for you to even say something so incredibly stupid. I'm sure you'll read that sentence and think "LOL TROOPS IN AFGHANISTAN DIDNT DIE FOR MY FREEDOM". Not what I mean. I'm talking about the very creation of America. You're throwing away everything so many people died for.
Last I checked it was the dingleberries running our government that threw away everything so many people died for, not the people that refuse to support them.
Obama and his administration took America out of the gutter. Where the Republicans left it.
But it's still shit and he's part of a party of retards.
Then leave. If you think America is so shitty, if you're seriously that stupid and ignorant, leave.

America has improved big time during Obama's years as president. That's a fact.
I think anyone that's at least gotten through middle school can tell you that's a stupid argument and you really should feel ashamed for thinking that.
I think anyone that's gotten through middle school knows Anerica is far better under Obama.

Point is if you hate living there and aren't going to do anything to contribute, leave.
I'm contributing more brain cells than you, that's for sure.
Nice schoolyard comeback.

Get back to me when you can compile a ton of statistics and evidence to back up your claims that Obama has destroyed the country. And no, "republicansftw.freedom" isn't a reliable source.
I see that you have not learned to read at sufficient of a level to notice I never said Obama has destroyed the country.

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The Flood / Re: So I had a fun experience last night.
« on: March 11, 2015, 12:18:29 AM »
Well then.

Does everything looking red and fiery at least look cool?

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The Flood / Re: AMA About Testicular Torsion
« on: March 10, 2015, 11:56:17 PM »
Fuuuuck one of my greatest fears. How'd you get it?
I woke up and my balls fucking hurt, docs at hospital said it was probably some infection or something b/c it went away on its own the first time(idk). Second time was in late May/early June and so I tried to just go along thinking it would go away again, yeah it didn't.

Seeing as how they told me they literally have no clue how people get the thing when I asked them, I can't really answer that.
Maybe you shouldn't play tether ball with your testicles.
Whoa, no need to get yourself in a knot over this.
Don't go breakin' my balls now.
Honestly, I'm all tangled up on the issue.
Spoiler
My favorite song is Twist and Shout by the Beatles.

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The Flood / Re: skeleton man is still a thing
« on: March 10, 2015, 11:52:06 PM »
YouTube



Spoiler

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The Flood / Re: AMA About Testicular Torsion
« on: March 10, 2015, 11:34:07 PM »
Fuuuuck one of my greatest fears. How'd you get it?
I woke up and my balls fucking hurt, docs at hospital said it was probably some infection or something b/c it went away on its own the first time(idk). Second time was in late May/early June and so I tried to just go along thinking it would go away again, yeah it didn't.

Seeing as how they told me they literally have no clue how people get the thing when I asked them, I can't really answer that.
Maybe you shouldn't play tether ball with your testicles.
Whoa, no need to get yourself in a knot over this.
Don't go breakin' my balls now.
Honestly, I'm all tangled up on the issue.

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The Flood / Re: AMA About Testicular Torsion
« on: March 10, 2015, 11:30:30 PM »
Fuuuuck one of my greatest fears. How'd you get it?
I woke up and my balls fucking hurt, docs at hospital said it was probably some infection or something b/c it went away on its own the first time(idk). Second time was in late May/early June and so I tried to just go along thinking it would go away again, yeah it didn't.

Seeing as how they told me they literally have no clue how people get the thing when I asked them, I can't really answer that.
Maybe you shouldn't play tether ball with your testicles.
Whoa, no need to get yourself in a knot over this.

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The Flood / Re: AMA About Testicular Torsion
« on: March 10, 2015, 11:20:06 PM »
Assassin a few weeks ago:




Assassin today:






how is this guy still alive?
I think it's still bleeding a bit actually.

This happened years ago.

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The Flood / Re: AMA About Testicular Torsion
« on: March 10, 2015, 11:13:26 PM »
how bad does it hurt
I was told it's equivalent to childbirth.

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The Flood / Re: AMA About Testicular Torsion
« on: March 10, 2015, 11:13:00 PM »
Fuuuuck one of my greatest fears. How'd you get it?
I woke up and my balls fucking hurt, docs at hospital said it was probably some infection or something b/c it went away on its own the first time(idk). Second time was in late May/early June and so I tried to just go along thinking it would go away again, yeah it didn't.

Seeing as how they told me they literally have no clue how people get the thing when I asked them, I can't really answer that.

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The Flood / Re: AMA About Testicular Torsion
« on: March 10, 2015, 11:07:39 PM »
I wanted to make more ball jokes, you guys are terrible.

3703
The Flood / Re: AMA About Testicular Torsion
« on: March 10, 2015, 10:43:53 PM »
Why are you a faggot?
Because I got my balls in a twist.

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The Flood / AMA About Testicular Torsion
« on: March 10, 2015, 10:38:19 PM »
t4r

3706
It's a trial.

3707
The Flood / Re: >tfw philosophy teacher thinks suicide is cowardly
« on: March 10, 2015, 10:01:23 PM »
YouTube

This is the only reasonable comment in this thread.

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Serious / Re: Don't nobody give speeches like Obama.
« on: March 10, 2015, 09:44:04 PM »
TOP

FUCKING

KEK

You have no power and your vote doesn't mean shit. You have no real choices, the parties in power might as well be the same.

It's funny as shit that people in this country think their vote means something.
Yeah I knew you were gonna say this. You're the problem. You don't want to hear you're the problem and you'd rather sit there and leech off the efforts of those who spilled their blood for you to even say something so incredibly stupid. I'm sure you'll read that sentence and think "LOL TROOPS IN AFGHANISTAN DIDNT DIE FOR MY FREEDOM". Not what I mean. I'm talking about the very creation of America. You're throwing away everything so many people died for.
Last I checked it was the dingleberries running our government that threw away everything so many people died for, not the people that refuse to support them.
Obama and his administration took America out of the gutter. Where the Republicans left it.
But it's still shit and he's part of a party of retards.
Then leave. If you think America is so shitty, if you're seriously that stupid and ignorant, leave.

America has improved big time during Obama's years as president. That's a fact.
I think anyone that's at least gotten through middle school can tell you that's a stupid argument and you really should feel ashamed for thinking that.
I think anyone that's gotten through middle school knows Anerica is far better under Obama.

Point is if you hate living there and aren't going to do anything to contribute, leave.
I'm contributing more brain cells than you, that's for sure.

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Serious / Re: Don't nobody give speeches like Obama.
« on: March 10, 2015, 04:15:56 PM »
TOP

FUCKING

KEK

You have no power and your vote doesn't mean shit. You have no real choices, the parties in power might as well be the same.

It's funny as shit that people in this country think their vote means something.
Yeah I knew you were gonna say this. You're the problem. You don't want to hear you're the problem and you'd rather sit there and leech off the efforts of those who spilled their blood for you to even say something so incredibly stupid. I'm sure you'll read that sentence and think "LOL TROOPS IN AFGHANISTAN DIDNT DIE FOR MY FREEDOM". Not what I mean. I'm talking about the very creation of America. You're throwing away everything so many people died for.
Last I checked it was the dingleberries running our government that threw away everything so many people died for, not the people that refuse to support them.
Obama and his administration took America out of the gutter. Where the Republicans left it.
But it's still shit and he's part of a party of retards.
Then leave. If you think America is so shitty, if you're seriously that stupid and ignorant, leave.

America has improved big time during Obama's years as president. That's a fact.
I think anyone that's at least gotten through middle school can tell you that's a stupid argument and you really should feel ashamed for thinking that.

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Serious / Re: Don't nobody give speeches like Obama.
« on: March 10, 2015, 04:01:31 PM »
TOP

FUCKING

KEK

You have no power and your vote doesn't mean shit. You have no real choices, the parties in power might as well be the same.

It's funny as shit that people in this country think their vote means something.
Yeah I knew you were gonna say this. You're the problem. You don't want to hear you're the problem and you'd rather sit there and leech off the efforts of those who spilled their blood for you to even say something so incredibly stupid. I'm sure you'll read that sentence and think "LOL TROOPS IN AFGHANISTAN DIDNT DIE FOR MY FREEDOM". Not what I mean. I'm talking about the very creation of America. You're throwing away everything so many people died for.
Last I checked it was the dingleberries running our government that threw away everything so many people died for, not the people that refuse to support them.
Obama and his administration took America out of the gutter. Where the Republicans left it.
But it's still shit and he's part of a party of retards.

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The Flood / Re: >tfw philosophy teacher thinks suicide is cowardly
« on: March 10, 2015, 03:53:11 PM »
Suicide is cowardly.
no

no

no

it isnt

thats like calling a schizophrenic person stupid

There's only a few certain circumstances where suicide could be even remotely considered a 'brave' thing to do.

Most cases aren't.
Quite clearly you don't understand anything regarding psychology, so discussing it is going to end with people making fun of you. I'd quit whilst you're still capable of maintaining your dignity.
Are you trying to tell us Bruce Willis committing suicide to save humanity from an asteroid was neutral?

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The Flood / Re: >tfw philosophy teacher thinks suicide is cowardly
« on: March 10, 2015, 03:51:39 PM »
Suicide is cowardly.

Deciding not to go through with it, however, is among the bravest things one can do.
But that doesn't require bravery, as it's simply one listening to their self-preservation instincts. You're a sheep if you can't pull the trigger or down that bottle of bleach.

And I can just as easily say suicide is merely giving up in the face of adversity. See? I can trivialize the issue as well.
It's not giving up, it's saying "fuck you adversity, I'm not dealing with your shit" and having the balls to go through with it. Most honorable.

I'm inclined to agree, but only in certain circumstances, such as if you're facing terminal cancer or some other situation where you're dead regardless. Dying on your own terms, if you will.

Lost a loved one? Bullied at school? Lost your high-paying job? That's awful, just not to the point that suicide is at all warranted. That's blowing the situation completely out of proportion. It's caving under pressure that, quite frankly, so many others never buckled to.
Yeah, that's kinda implied because it's common sense.

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Serious / Re: Don't nobody give speeches like Obama.
« on: March 10, 2015, 03:49:41 PM »
TOP

FUCKING

KEK

You have no power and your vote doesn't mean shit. You have no real choices, the parties in power might as well be the same.

It's funny as shit that people in this country think their vote means something.
Yeah I knew you were gonna say this. You're the problem. You don't want to hear you're the problem and you'd rather sit there and leech off the efforts of those who spilled their blood for you to even say something so incredibly stupid. I'm sure you'll read that sentence and think "LOL TROOPS IN AFGHANISTAN DIDNT DIE FOR MY FREEDOM". Not what I mean. I'm talking about the very creation of America. You're throwing away everything so many people died for.
Last I checked it was the dingleberries running our government that threw away everything so many people died for, not the people that refuse to support them.

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The Flood / Re: >tfw philosophy teacher thinks suicide is cowardly
« on: March 10, 2015, 03:32:05 PM »
Suicide is cowardly.

Deciding not to go through with it, however, is among the bravest things one can do.
But that doesn't require bravery, as it's simply one listening to their self-preservation instincts. You're a sheep if you can't pull the trigger or down that bottle of bleach.

And I can just as easily say suicide is merely giving up in the face of adversity. See? I can trivialize the issue as well.
It's not giving up, it's saying "fuck you adversity, I'm not dealing with your shit" and having the balls to go through with it. Most honorable.

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The Flood / Re: >tfw philosophy teacher thinks suicide is cowardly
« on: March 10, 2015, 03:28:22 PM »
die hard christian?
well done
But King Saul killed himself to spite his enemies so they would be denied the pleasure of killing him.

Bitch can't understand how to be a biblical king, why is she allowed to teach?

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The Flood / Re: There's no more incentive to post here
« on: March 10, 2015, 01:01:02 PM »
(I can actually; you all live miserable lives).
This really isn't hard to figure out.

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The Flood / Re: Dubs decides a pocket knife I should buy.
« on: March 10, 2015, 01:43:29 AM »
OP, this one was used by a Delta Force Operative that operated it operationally on an attacking operator.

http://www.gerbergear.com/Tactical/Knives/Mark-II-Knife_22-01874
Nigger, I want a pocket knife, not a gODDAMN steak knife
You're telling me that Corporal Hicks' personal recommendation means nothing to you?
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CPL/ USCM 2 Reg,9th Bat Hicks , Dwayne - JUL 14, 2012

Carry one on both of my last two combat drops, at Archeron-(LV-426), and on LV-223, one of the best blades I ever had. Had it attached to my chest armor. Had to find out what happened to the colony there. Me and a women that ran into some kind of bug, they called it I think a Xenomorph...but a bugs a bug to me but, it's a great knife and would leave the ship without it !!!!!!

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The Flood / Re: Dubs decides a pocket knife I should buy.
« on: March 10, 2015, 01:35:26 AM »
OP, this one was used by a Delta Force Operative that operated it operationally on an attacking operator.

http://www.gerbergear.com/Tactical/Knives/Mark-II-Knife_22-01874

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The Flood / Re: Dubs decides a pocket knife I should buy.
« on: March 10, 2015, 01:29:21 AM »
Found the one I have, OP.

http://www.gerbergear.com/Hunting/Knives/Gator-knife_46069
But I wanna be a special snowflake
They have others that have same grip.

http://www.gerbergear.com/Hunting/Knives/Gator-Gut-Hook-Knife_46932
Gut your enemies once you're done killing them.
But bruh
It's stainless.
And gut knives are almost always ugly.
It's not a sword, it's a knife. Stainless isn't bad for knives. Unless my life is a lie. I threw it at rocks and it did fine. Had to fix the axe once it broke apart, though.
Well yeah, stainless isn't bad, but carbon's better to get a wicked scary, comfortably shaving edge.
He asked for a pocket knife, not a razor.
por que no los dos?
I found a winner. He can get this.

http://www.gerbergear.com/Outdoor/Gear/Gator-Machete-Pro_31-000705
What the fuck am I gonna do with this?
Everything you could want.

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The Flood / Re: Dubs decides a pocket knife I should buy.
« on: March 10, 2015, 01:22:35 AM »
Found the one I have, OP.

http://www.gerbergear.com/Hunting/Knives/Gator-knife_46069
But I wanna be a special snowflake
They have others that have same grip.

http://www.gerbergear.com/Hunting/Knives/Gator-Gut-Hook-Knife_46932
Gut your enemies once you're done killing them.
But bruh
It's stainless.
And gut knives are almost always ugly.
It's not a sword, it's a knife. Stainless isn't bad for knives. Unless my life is a lie. I threw it at rocks and it did fine. Had to fix the axe once it broke apart, though.
Well yeah, stainless isn't bad, but carbon's better to get a wicked scary, comfortably shaving edge.
He asked for a pocket knife, not a razor.
por que no los dos?
I found a winner. He can get this.

http://www.gerbergear.com/Outdoor/Gear/Gator-Machete-Pro_31-000705

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