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3061
« on: September 18, 2015, 09:33:26 PM »
 >The year is 2048 >Trump's Empire has taken Europe and is now invading North Korea >Trump the Ever-Living is working on plans for his Mars base >One of Trump's advisers entered the war room >"My Lord, we just received news that your strike team has failed. Kim Jong Un is still alive." >Trump stood up from his solid gold throne >"Looks like I have to do this myself." >"Sir?" >The Trumptator adjusted his tie >"I need a weapon." >Trump's holocopter (a helicopter with a cloaking device) positions itself above Kim Jong Un's palace >"This shouldn't be long." >He jumps from the holocopter without a parachute >Trump lands standing up, his solid gold armor preventing any bodily harm >The palace's doors open on their own upon Trump's arrival >Lord Trump moves quickly through the palace >The guards put up little resistance, the Trumptator taking them out with headshots >Trump the Immortal enters the throne room and is quickly surrounded by palace guards >They encircle him and take his gold plated assault rifle >"Rooks rike you're stumped!" said the Korean Dictator with a smile >Trump smirks "I don't think so." >Our lord unleashes his dual omni-blades and cuts down the guards in a matter of seconds >Kim Jong Un takes out a handgun from his inside his jacket >"FRUK YOU!" he screams as he empties the magazine >Trump raises his hand and stops all of the bullets Darth Vader style >Lord Trump aims his trademark gold plated revolver at the Korean dictator >"Kim.." >A bead of sweat ran down the side of Kim Jong Un's face >Trump the Undying pulled back the hammer and smirked >"You're fired" Spoiler >2079
>The Empire of Trumptopia knows no boundaries
>The Ever-Living Trump controls 95% of Earth's land surface and patrols every sea
>There is still one continent left to conquer
>Australia
>A land of hideous creatures and barbaric practices
>A land that must be cleansed by the light of Trump the Conquerer
>Our Lord sends 3 battalions of the Trumpstapo to dispose of the threat and fire the population
>All 3 units are killed before they make landfall
>Trump the Mighty goes to their last known location to assess what happened
>His solid-gold yacht is immediately swarmed by sharks
>Our Lord's yacht has gold-plated AA Flak cannons
>They cut up all the sharks in a matter of seconds
>Trump and his personal guard, the Trumpen-SS, make their way to Australia
>Along the way they are attacked by more sharks, eels, and local fishermen
>All are annihilated by the yacht's superior weaponry
>Trump the Unstumpable makes landfall off the coast of Western Australia
>He calls in a Holocopter to take him the rest of the way through the Outback to the major cities
>While making their way to Sydney, Our Lord and the Trumpen-SS are jumped (literally) by Komodo Dragons, water buffalo, and Australian badasses
>They shoot them down with golden AK's and continue their approach
>Trump the Unassailable reaches Sydney
>He calls in a Trumpwaffe bomber strike to unleash an initial wave of propaganda
>Immediately 80% of the population falls to their knees in awe before the Trumpinator
>Their leader continues to foolishly strike back
>Trump grabs his signature gold-plated revolver and walks toward the capital building
>"I'll deal with this myself"
>The Australian leader locks himself inside the capital building
>The citizens step aside and bow before the Unstumpable Trump as he passes them
>He orders a team of Mexican peasants to break down the door for him
>The door is taken down in seconds
>Trump immediately deports all the peasants
>He walks into the capital building and finds his target huddled under his desk
>He pulls out his revolver
>"Thought you could stump me, didya?"
>"My Lord, I beg for forgiveness! I'll do anything! I'll help you build your Wall!"
>Trump the Conquerer pulls back the hammer
>"You're fired, mate" He's got my vote.
3062
« on: September 18, 2015, 09:29:45 PM »
My parents have walked in on me before. They didn't say a thing.
They just kept watching right.
No, they closed the door and acted like nothing happened.
Could've at least brought you a box of tissues.
3063
« on: September 18, 2015, 09:28:49 PM »
I'd vote for Donald Trump, and then move to Canada, and watch for laughs.
And then proceed to die of radiation poisoning, because Donald Trump might just be stupid enough to start a nuclear war.
I don't think Trump is willing to nuke Canada just for its maple syrup and snow.
3064
« on: September 18, 2015, 09:27:07 PM »
Metal Gear would have been so much better if Skull Face was the villain of the series and not Zero.
Zero wasn't even really much of a villain. Really didn't do too much outside of threatening Snake with a nuke once.
3065
« on: September 18, 2015, 09:18:01 PM »
I'm going to bump this the next time I host another game night.
>.> in the meantime, I'll prune my Reach files to make the list load faster, and get a bunch of these.
So, when are we going to gamenight?
when school stops being so hectic
But it never does.
vacations tho
I forgot we got those.
3066
« on: September 18, 2015, 09:10:35 PM »
I'm going to bump this the next time I host another game night.
>.> in the meantime, I'll prune my Reach files to make the list load faster, and get a bunch of these.
So, when are we going to gamenight?
when school stops being so hectic
But it never does.
3067
« on: September 18, 2015, 09:10:10 PM »
Did some dlc you have get wiped accidentally? I don't know why it would be saying that otherwise.
3068
« on: September 18, 2015, 09:06:57 PM »
I didn't expect to find so many emotions when I came back to this forum, I expected never ending shit posting. Not complaining, it's kinda nice actually.
3069
« on: September 18, 2015, 08:54:30 PM »
i lowkey like being called eli tbh fam
Is that short for Elizabeth?
No
Eliab
i thought that would be self-explanatory
Where is that a name, though?
Eliab was the oldest son of Jesse in the Bible, who was also the oldest brother of King David. He was described as being charming and dashing but egotistical and jealous.
Huh. That explains a lot.
3070
« on: September 18, 2015, 08:47:38 PM »
i lowkey like being called eli tbh fam
Is that short for Elizabeth?
No
Eliab
i thought that would be self-explanatory
Where is that a name, though?
3071
« on: September 18, 2015, 08:44:45 PM »
Why are you a damn dirty ape?
3072
« on: September 18, 2015, 08:40:58 PM »
Regarding the prequels, the scene in The Phantom Menace where they're all at Qui-Gon's funeral, and Windu's like "But which Sith did we kill, the master or the apprentice?" and the camera pans over to Palpatine is brilliant.
Oh wow, I never noticed that.
3073
« on: September 18, 2015, 08:32:57 PM »
So, when are we going to gamenight?
3074
« on: September 18, 2015, 07:28:05 PM »
I can't choose just one, but what's your favorite(s)?
3075
« on: September 18, 2015, 06:36:39 PM »
That's stupid. White is a mix of all colours. Photons weren't a thing "before" the big bang.
that doesn't stop you from having a vision of what it looked like before regardless of what actually there
It wouldn't look like anything, it wouldn't be able to look at because there was nothing there.
Humans always have a visual representation of ideas regardless of what they physically are
But it would be black. Look at space right now. The black is nothingness.
Supposedly the black is a thing. True nothing would either be a blacker black or less than black.
3076
« on: September 18, 2015, 06:18:32 PM »
That's stupid. White is a mix of all colours. Photons weren't a thing "before" the big bang.
that doesn't stop you from having a vision of what it looked like before regardless of what actually there
It wouldn't look like anything, it wouldn't be able to look at because there was nothing there.
3077
« on: September 18, 2015, 06:15:40 PM »
Is this the thread for the new destiny game fellow guardians?
After seeing the picture above, it might be.
343's armour design and bungie's post-reach armour design are pretty much indistinguishable
I'm just waiting for spartans to get capes, now.
Well, they both have ground pounds, slides, hover around in the air(which was irritating to no end in the small amount of the beta I played), and have been desperately trying to achieve the level of 12 year old appealing armor design since they were no longer able to use Hayabusa armor. The only question is, when is 343i going to reveal the dancing and emotes in multiplayer?
3078
« on: September 18, 2015, 05:43:01 PM »
They say they want equality of opportunity, but what they really want is equity; whether it's coercive or not.
I don't think I understand. That's an odd use of the word equity.
Is he using equity meaning equality+? I can't find any definition online other than as a synonym for equality or regarding finance.
3079
« on: September 18, 2015, 05:35:58 PM »
I am a practicing I don't give a shit. Whether or not there is a god isn't going to change how I am going to live my life.
3080
« on: September 18, 2015, 05:33:50 PM »
I don't get why people don't like him, but maybe I don't know enough.
Because he does his own thing and thinks everyone else can go fuck themselves. You also can be sure that he's not going to be bought out by corporations. The hardline stance on immigration is sure to appeal to a demographic as well.
And this is why people don't like him?
He seems alright.
Oh, I read that wrong. Thought you were asking why people like him. The immigration thing is also a reason why some people don't like him, also there's some slander going around about him being a racist, but then again according to the media everything is racist so I never cared to look into that. He also doesn't particularly appeal to college kids, which is what Sanders has been doing with promising them all kinds of goodies. He's a businessman, which for much of the youth and liberals of other ages, automatically means he's from the depths of hell and is responsible for what's wrong in the world because he's rich and doesn't just throw all his money away to the poor. The self-confidence he gives off either wins people over, or completely turns them off likely thinking that he's the most arrogant bastard alive.
3081
« on: September 18, 2015, 05:21:47 PM »
I don't get why people don't like him, but maybe I don't know enough.
Because he does his own thing and thinks everyone else can go fuck themselves. You also can be sure that he's not going to be bought out by corporations. The hardline stance on immigration is sure to appeal to a demographic as well.
3082
« on: September 18, 2015, 05:12:36 PM »
Valhalla is the best version of Blood Gulch.
I always suck on Valhalla, so I strongly disagree.
Anyone else have specific maps that you play better/worse on than others?
I hate Narrows because it is just two sides clashing, then one wins and gets to the other side, turns around, and does the same thing until the game ends.
3083
« on: September 18, 2015, 04:51:53 PM »
Is this the thread for the new destiny game fellow guardians?
After seeing the picture above, it might be.
3084
« on: September 18, 2015, 04:49:09 PM »
And there was this one on Sandtrap where the humans would take vehicles and drive around the edge of the map, running away from super fast zombies. Forgot the name but it was always a fun time.
Drive or Die. Good gametype. Michael Jackson was a good one I don't think I've seen posted. Cops and Robbers too.
3085
« on: September 18, 2015, 04:06:20 PM »
I like games that are responsive. Not games where I could go make a coffee between when I press the button an the action happens. There is a response, it just has more factors to it than pressing the button and winning. Like bullet drop & spread, and having to lead your target in shooter games. It adds depth, allowing more skill to come to play. The delay isn't even that long, just stop. That's not really a story. That's just lore. Interesting lore, and certainly original for fantasy nowadays, but not story. Why do I care about this quest? Why are my reasons beyond levelling up and killing bigger monsters? Because if you don't the whole world falls into darkness, everyone becomes hollows, and shit sucks. Maybe if you paid attention you would've picked that up. I meant the aesthetic design. I don't care for it. That's fine if you don't care for it, but that in no way lessons the creativity and the fact that it has great character designs. And halo has a fanbase that isn't retarded. Waypoint still exists. I don't care enough to check the reddit, but I'm sure that's not better either. But that's probably my fault since I didn't adapt. Guess what I did. I'll give you three guesses. Stuck your dick up your ass to piss in it to cool down the burning pain that the game left you with?
3086
« on: September 17, 2015, 11:49:54 PM »
You point them out and dwell on them until nobody feels like discussing them anymore.
No offense. none taken? i realize it's an old subject, but the only reason i'm responding is because he keeps responding
Finally, we have something in common. On that note, I'm going to bed.
3087
« on: September 17, 2015, 11:48:33 PM »
Oh, I honestly forgot this was a thing. Was this part of CMT v3?
3088
« on: September 17, 2015, 11:37:26 PM »
I would say that you should give a fuck because things tend to be more than just the one thing they appear to be when you first see them. Have you told yourself this? Have you considered that characters you might like and appreciate might actually have something really shitty about them that you probably shouldn't overlook?
Yeah, it's called a flaw. Practically everything has them. You can find appeal in more than just in her looks, which were indeed meant to appeal to hormonal males, but that in no way restricts you from finding something else appealing. That's not what I'm saying. I just think it's stupid to ignore the negatives. You accuse me of ignoring the positives--I'm accusing you of ignoring the negatives.
I'm not saying ignore the negatives, I'm saying move on from the negatives. Accept them, they aren't going anywhere and getting upset over it isn't going to do anything for you. You dislike them, good, that's perfectly fine. But what isn't is obsessing them. You can dislike part of a thing and still like the whole of that thing. I really don't care for Quiet's get up, I think it's just idiotic, but I accept the reasoning for it and that it is the way it is. However, this is not a game about dress-up, it's about stealth and combat, and that's something Quiet excels at as a character. She's a soldier, while it would be nice if her default outfit was something not showy but practical, I can move past that glaring flaw to focus on what she does as a soldier and character. Well, I don't own the game yet, guy. So I really can't comment on anything else but what I can see and hear, can I?
Are we no longer talking about hypothetical perfect character with sexualized get up?
3089
« on: September 17, 2015, 11:15:56 PM »
Some people think Solid and Liquid both have blond hair.
What?
3090
« on: September 17, 2015, 11:14:00 PM »
You said that she could have a perfect character and that if she dresses or appears a certain way she's shit. That's ignoring the character, or at least putting maximum emphasis on the object part of them. No it fucking isn't. It just means that I have an intolerance for a particular character trait. I can acknowledge that Quiet might have character, but considering that she's designed only to appease sex-craved males, I don't GIVE a fuck. Why SHOULD I give a fuck?
Am I not allowed to look at the negative aspects of a character? Seems like that's what you're saying.
I would say that you should give a fuck because things tend to be more than just the one thing they appear to be when you first see them. Many things are designed for one thing, and end up being just as good or better at another, or several other, things. You can find appeal in more than just in her looks, which were indeed meant to appeal to hormonal males, but that in no way restricts you from finding something else appealing. That is not at all what I am saying. What I am saying is that you are way too fixated on one particular thing, and you're forcing yourself to not see other possibilities. In your own zeal that you are completely right, because you don't want to see women degraded, you are fixated on the negatives and failing to move past them to find the positives that you could actually enjoy.
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