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Gaming / Re: Blue Team is bae | 32 days until Halo 5
« on: September 24, 2015, 10:31:34 PM »
Does someone want to summarize Hunt the Truth for me since I'm too lazy to listen.
ONI hires some journalist guy to write about Master Chief, he finds out more than he was supposed to, he goes off on his own with some dudes that want to make Chief's story public, ONI says no and made things go Just As Planned so he ended up in jail and some dudes were kill. The end.

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The Flood / Re: life/death masks of famous people
« on: September 24, 2015, 10:26:57 PM »
VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1882: The one who buggers a fire burns his penis

III.5.3 (on the wall in the street); 8898: Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog

VII.12.18-20 (the Lupinare); 2175: I screwed a lot of girls here.

VII.12.18-20 (the Lupinare); 2185: On June 15th, Hermeros screwed here with Phileterus and Caphisus.

VII.12.18-20 (the Lupinare); 2192: Sollemnes, you screw well!

VII.12.35 (Vico d’ Eumachia, small room of a possible brothel); 2145: Gaius Valerius Venustus, soldier of the 1st praetorian cohort, in the century of Rufus, screwer of women

Fucking Romans, man.

if only roman gladiator lived in the days of old.
He'd still fuck it up.

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The Flood / Re: life/death masks of famous people
« on: September 24, 2015, 10:23:06 PM »
VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1882: The one who buggers a fire burns his penis

III.5.3 (on the wall in the street); 8898: Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog

VII.12.18-20 (the Lupinare); 2175: I screwed a lot of girls here.

VII.12.18-20 (the Lupinare); 2185: On June 15th, Hermeros screwed here with Phileterus and Caphisus.

VII.12.18-20 (the Lupinare); 2192: Sollemnes, you screw well!

VII.12.35 (Vico d’ Eumachia, small room of a possible brothel); 2145: Gaius Valerius Venustus, soldier of the 1st praetorian cohort, in the century of Rufus, screwer of women

Fucking Romans, man.

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The Flood / Re: Do you have any stories of 'special' kids from your school?
« on: September 24, 2015, 09:52:58 PM »
One kid jacked off several times in one of my friend's classes(I didn't want to know anymore), and one of them would walk up to everyone in our class and recite their home address, phone number, and bizarre facts he somehow knew about them. Yeah, I've not got much.

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The Flood / Re: Would you engage in acts of a sexual nature with your avatar
« on: September 24, 2015, 09:31:20 PM »
There we go piece and quiet
bae, no.

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The Flood / Re: Would you engage in acts of a sexual nature with your avatar
« on: September 24, 2015, 09:23:41 PM »
Well better me than XSean
Your one to talk who, your more broken then I am

Your grammar is more broken for sure
>no period

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The Flood / Re: Would you engage in acts of a sexual nature with your avatar
« on: September 24, 2015, 09:19:38 PM »
Guys, can't we just be happy he has been cured of degeneracy?

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The Flood / Re: Would you engage in acts of a sexual nature with your avatar
« on: September 24, 2015, 09:16:57 PM »
1st correction I am not a furry
What? Are you telling me all my hatred was in vain this whole time?
Yep sorry for wasting it
Don't worry, in my heart you will have always been a furfag.
I going to jump off a bridge
plz no

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The Flood / Re: Would you engage in acts of a sexual nature with your avatar
« on: September 24, 2015, 09:11:19 PM »
1st correction I am not a furry
What? Are you telling me all my hatred was in vain this whole time?
Yep sorry for wasting it
Don't worry, in my heart you will have always been a furfag.

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The Flood / Re: Would you engage in acts of a sexual nature with your avatar
« on: September 24, 2015, 09:08:54 PM »
1st correction I am not a furry
What? Are you telling me all my hatred was in vain this whole time?

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Gaming / Re: Blue Team is bae | 32 days until Halo 5
« on: September 24, 2015, 08:59:37 PM »
Whatever happened to people just playing the game and not talking over it? Like, did everyone just forget they could do that?

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The Flood / Re: >British politics
« on: September 24, 2015, 06:32:14 PM »

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Serious / Re: Man "shot by pupies"
« on: September 24, 2015, 01:08:17 PM »
Can we stop arguing about the ethics of murdering puppies without a home, and instead focus on how the US military and Darpa should have already adopted these pups?
wat
If we can train Dolphins for the Navy, imagine what we could do with dogs that have shown to be proficient with firearms.

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The Flood / Re: It's time we go on a crusade, Flood.
« on: September 23, 2015, 11:39:45 PM »
Real Templar Knights were better.

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The Flood / Re: It's time we go on a crusade, Flood.
« on: September 23, 2015, 11:12:35 PM »
Let us violate our opposition's land and claim their women!

Nah, the U.S. and Europe must set a good example and do nothing but annihilate enemy combatants. That means treating civvies well.

This is a Holy Crusade, after all.
You know that didn't work flawlessly for all the previous crusades and the recent US conflict in the middle east, right?

On other note, bring Templars back.

Institute death as a punishment for deliberate murder of civilians as well as rape.
But then we're just killing even more people. Are we trying to appease Yebus or Khorne?

We're killing those that have done wrong. We must punish evil harshly if we are to maintain a disciplined and moral fighting force.
The funny thing with evil is that it feeds off itself like that.

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The Flood / Re: It's time we go on a crusade, Flood.
« on: September 23, 2015, 11:09:32 PM »
Let us violate our opposition's land and claim their women!

Nah, the U.S. and Europe must set a good example and do nothing but annihilate enemy combatants. That means treating civvies well.

This is a Holy Crusade, after all.
You know that didn't work flawlessly for all the previous crusades and the recent US conflict in the middle east, right?

On other note, bring Templars back.

Institute death as a punishment for deliberate murder of civilians as well as rape.
But then we're just killing even more people. Are we trying to appease Yebus or Khorne?

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The Flood / Re: It's time we go on a crusade, Flood.
« on: September 23, 2015, 11:06:02 PM »
The Teutons slaughtered women though for whatever reason, so idk if I wanna join em
I'm pretty sure everyone slaughtered somebody or got slaughtered back then anyway.

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The Flood / Re: It's time we go on a crusade, Flood.
« on: September 23, 2015, 11:03:22 PM »
im telling you, lets raid middle east and africa and put those lands to a better use
Africa is a cursed land
If you kill everything there will be nothing left alive to curse you.

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The Flood / Re: Why me?
« on: September 23, 2015, 11:02:02 PM »
Well, you could always starve yourself while living in the desert.

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The Flood / Re: It's time we go on a crusade, Flood.
« on: September 23, 2015, 11:00:52 PM »
Let us violate our opposition's land and claim their women!

Nah, the U.S. and Europe must set a good example and do nothing but annihilate enemy combatants. That means treating civvies well.

This is a Holy Crusade, after all.
You know that didn't work flawlessly for all the previous crusades and the recent US conflict in the middle east, right?

On other note, bring Templars back.

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The Flood / Re: It's time we go on a crusade, Flood.
« on: September 23, 2015, 10:50:42 PM »
Let's be honest, Crusades 2.0 would be pretty damn awesome. The Christian nations of the world converging on ISIS and beating the snot outta 'em with superior firepower and training? What's not to like?
War in general?
Just saying...
Peace was boring anyway. 13th crusade best crusade.

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The Flood / Re: Anyone going to see the pope this week?
« on: September 23, 2015, 10:29:06 PM »
So many sinners ITT

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The Flood / Re: Trump seems to be pretty cool.
« on: September 23, 2015, 08:59:47 PM »
That would be because Teddy Roosevelt was running in 1907 during an era where black people had to make sure they were drinking out of the right fountain and women couldn't vote.
Standards were different.
Are you telling me black people didn't speak English back then?

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Gaming / Re: Have Mods Gone Too Far?
« on: September 23, 2015, 07:26:23 PM »
But they made if specifically for me to use. Why wouldn't I use something given to me alongside what I paid for to add more to my gaming experience in a developer-supported way?
Because it ruins the game. Obviously.
Well, oc, how could we have been so blind.

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Gaming / Re: Have Mods Gone Too Far?
« on: September 23, 2015, 07:18:22 PM »
I was comparing a Bethesda game to a coloring book since they put out the game that you buy and then release a bunch of modding tools for you to use on their game for free.
And it was a shitty comparison, as I have just explained.

The game editor is for modding, though.
Then don't use the game editor.
But they made if specifically for me to use. Why wouldn't I use something given to me alongside what I paid for to add more to my gaming experience in a developer-supported way?

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Gaming / Re: Have Mods Gone Too Far?
« on: September 23, 2015, 07:13:30 PM »
That's probably the shittiest comparison I've ever seen in my life.

Coloring books are for coloring.
Games aren't for modding.

Advocating is not the same thing as saying, "Our games are made specifically for the purpose of modification."
The game editor is for modding, though.

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The Flood / Re: Trump seems to be pretty cool.
« on: September 23, 2015, 07:12:05 PM »
Here's something I wanna bring up.

Trump's been saying "Learn our language or get out!" And everyone got mad at him for saying that

Then I learned of a quote made by Theodore Roosevelt in 1907, saying in a more polite way. "If you want to be an American, you must adopt the American ways." And as far as I know he got no flak for that


Just sayin
But that's because nobody can hate Teddy Roosevelt.

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Serious / Re: Man "shot by pupies"
« on: September 23, 2015, 06:48:00 PM »
Can we stop arguing about the ethics of murdering puppies without a home, and instead focus on how the US military and Darpa should have already adopted these pups?

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Gaming / Re: Have Mods Gone Too Far?
« on: September 23, 2015, 12:50:19 AM »
What about the two handed fapping fury technique?

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