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Gaming / Re: So I bought MGS V
« on: September 27, 2015, 05:10:44 PM »
Splinter Cell was meh.
Splinter Cell, on the other hand, is great.
Bitch, that's what I said. It's meh.

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Gaming / Re: So I bought MGS V
« on: September 27, 2015, 05:07:50 PM »
Splintercell was meh.

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The Flood / What if Jews aren't real?
« on: September 27, 2015, 05:03:11 PM »
And Hitler just made them up to distract you from the Nazi menace?

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Gaming / Re: Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain Discussion Thread
« on: September 27, 2015, 10:54:24 AM »
My dad just taught me a slight glimpse of his moves he teaches to his students (he works at Blackwater, now called Academii), and jesus christ the man is scary. He didn't call it CQC/B, I forget the name, but his teacher is now is Israel training their special forces and shit.

Anyway, it's amazing such basic things can disable people, and in a stunning fashion too. I got my face slapped (lightly) as it was happening cuz his example was someone choking you against the wall. No one expects a bitch slap.


ANYWHO, I'm gonna shower now and reflect on it. He offered to actually teach me sometime soon, so I think I'll take him up on it. My brother was in Afghanistan as a private contractor (mechanic stuff), and he and another worker had arguments over cigarettes (or rather the other guy was aggressive and threw a pack at his face after he accused him of stealing them, which he didn't). He came at him with a punch and my brother stepped to the side, locked his arm, and snapped his wrist back and broke it and took him to the ground.

They took him aside and said "you have special tactics experience", and my dad couldn't stop smiling like an idiot because he was so proud.

Anyway, basically my dad is like Big Boss minus nukes and kept you waiting huh's?



I thought I'd share that story with you all.
If I were to guess... Krav Maga?
That high kick alone is a no no. It probably has some elements in it, but I forget what it was called.

My dad's a black belt in it though (which I didn't learn until this year), so that's cool. I showed him the Big Boss disarming Eli at Mother Base and he nodded and went that's exactly how to do it. Pretty cool he can do the same shit.
Judo or Jujitsu then, I guess.

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The Flood / Re: Fellow limeys. What supermarket do you shop at?
« on: September 26, 2015, 04:52:22 PM »
This is important
I don't shop at a fucking super market because I'm not a creepy low life. I shop at a local grocery store which is up scale and they fill your trunk with your groceries for you.
how lazy

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Gaming / Re: Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain Discussion Thread
« on: September 26, 2015, 04:28:33 PM »
Kept you waiting, huh?

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Gaming / Re: Halo 6 is already in the works.
« on: September 26, 2015, 03:01:13 PM »
Hopefully by 7 they branch off into different stories in the universe.
hopefully they stop making halo games.
no
yes

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The Flood / Re: I'm not homosexual
« on: September 26, 2015, 02:35:34 PM »
You tell yourself that

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The Flood / Re: I have created a new drinking game
« on: September 26, 2015, 02:21:38 PM »
Desty, this is getting unhealthy.
A) It's funny
B) The "if you are a girl, please be in london" is a meme
Desty you're becoming Roman, plz.
Wanna go bowling?

Also, I'm not into younger chicks. Doesn't matter if it's by one year. My age or older, and also, I have high standards for my potential partners.

I plan on dying alone with fond memories of a yaoi relationship in my youth.
ew, gay.
Bi

Also, True, don't worry, there are lots of cool guys that were short.

Feitan, Hiei, Detective conan, Edward Elric, most asians

To be honest, it started off as a joke. I watched gachimuchi remixes, started browsing /fit/, watched futa, and then one day I was just attracted to some peeps.
At the end of the day, you still love dick.

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YouTube
New curbstomp assassination

Rated T
This game needs more blood.

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The Flood / Re: I have created a new drinking game
« on: September 26, 2015, 01:49:17 PM »
Desty, this is getting unhealthy.
A) It's funny
B) The "if you are a girl, please be in london" is a meme
Desty you're becoming Roman, plz.
Wanna go bowling?

Also, I'm not into younger chicks. Doesn't matter if it's by one year. My age or older, and also, I have high standards for my potential partners.

I plan on dying alone with fond memories of a yaoi relationship in my youth.
ew, gay.

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The Flood / Re: I have created a new drinking game
« on: September 26, 2015, 01:39:05 PM »
Desty, this is getting unhealthy.
A) It's funny
B) The "if you are a girl, please be in london" is a meme
Desty you're becoming Roman, plz.

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The Flood / Re: I have created a new drinking game
« on: September 26, 2015, 01:30:34 PM »
Desty, this is getting unhealthy.

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I mean, its just a guess.

But maybe Bungie thought

"Hmmm, maybe we'll make them look a little more buff in this new game, eh?"

No?

oh and "Lets make everything on the female go to her arse"
Butts are nice
thighs
YouTube

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The Flood / Re: I have created a new drinking game
« on: September 26, 2015, 01:25:26 PM »
Tru is 5'2?

God damn, Im Taller then him
So what you're saying is that I can stuff the both if you into a suitcase?
I'm 5'9
wat the fuk
she's probably nearly done growing, if that makes you feel any better.

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The Flood / Re: I have created a new drinking game
« on: September 26, 2015, 01:17:52 PM »
Does 5'2" count for dwarf size? How does that scale work?

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They're completely different from IVs.
Except they aren't
You mean besides the very different and more advanced augmentation procedures, and that IVs aren't roid filled kids?

But yeah, besides that they're exactly the same.
Female Spartans are supposed to be indistinguishable from the males in armor. Everything is artistic license bullshit. Stop trying.
Yeah, Reach's female Spartans were pretty ridiculous. Halo 3 had is correct.

However, in Halo 4, they're S-IVs, not S-IIs. They weren't experimented on as kids, and they developed naturally through puberty, unlike S-IIs, therefore they naturally developed, and are therefore more distinguishable.

This isn't hard to understand.
It had to do with the armor, numbnuts.

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They're completely different from IVs.
Except they aren't
You mean besides the very different and more advanced augmentation procedures, and that IVs aren't roid filled kids?

But yeah, besides that they're exactly the same.
Female Spartans are supposed to be indistinguishable from the males in armor. Everything is artistic license bullshit. Stop trying.

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The Flood / Re: Fellow limeys. What supermarket do you shop at?
« on: September 26, 2015, 12:25:06 PM »
the one with apple cider.
LOL

This moron shops at Wilco
I heard he buys all his groceries from Londis
Those aren't even words. Speak American.

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The Flood / Re: Fellow limeys. What supermarket do you shop at?
« on: September 26, 2015, 12:17:19 PM »
the one with apple cider.

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The Flood / Re: claps salty af about their apple juice
« on: September 26, 2015, 12:13:36 PM »
I have a gallon of apple cider, and I can confirm it doesn't have alcohol in it.
what you have is apple juice
cider is an alcoholic drink
It says apple cider on the jug, the apple juice is next to it in a different jug.
apple juice
unfiltered apple juice
wassail
cider
That's nice and all, but you're wrong.


This is like claiming all lemonade is alcoholic because where you come from you're only used to having hard lemonade.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apple_cider
cider is alcohol
"apple cider" is just shit apple juice
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Although the term cider is used for the fermented alcoholic drink in most of the world, it refers to fresh "apple cider" in the United States and much of Canada; hard cider is used there for it instead.

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Apple cider is unfiltered apple juice.

What you just posted literally just said that it's being used to refer to unfiltered apple juice. Alcoholic cider has been around much longer than non-alcoholic cider and prior to the prohibition it was the default cider due to being the most popular alcoholic drink in the US.
This isn't the fucking pre-prohibition era. Words change.

Only not really because cider is still cider in the US. Take a look at bottles of alcoholic cider in your local grocery store, nearly all of them just say cider on them.
Except they call it hard cider.

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There's two Centurion types.
The one in H2A, and the one Fred wears.
Oh, okay.

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Athlon looks like someone who had their face flattened from an anvil falling on them
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I rest my case.

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Oh, that's what Hermes is. They could've just put concentrated ass juice for lack of a better name.

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It looked terrible in 3. It was one of the worst ones in Reach.
I liked it, CQB too.

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the helmet became rounded in reach
all 343 did was add rebreathers
It always had them, they just stuck out more in 4.
It became a bit more rounded in Reach, like I said, but it got a lot more in 4.

Spoiler
Spoiler
it looks fine in all 3
Opinion. My point was there's a change over time that I didn't care for.

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You'll disagree with everything because it's you, so I don't know why I'm bothering, but
Athlon
Anubis
Hunter
Valkyrie
Buccaneer
Hermes
Technician
Jumpmaster (dumb name)
Centurion
Enforcer
Nomad
Aviator
Recruit
Reaper
Strider
Helioskrill
Helljumper is literally ODST with bigger rebreathers, but that too
Noble is just the Commando helmet from Reach
Security actually looks good now
So, the ones I crossed out aren't new, not really sure why they were up there tbh. Enforcer helm was pretty good though. Did they fix Centurion from the H2A version that had so many holes in the model it looked like the armor was floating around the player? I was disappointed about that since it actually looked good at first.

From the small pics the ones you listed don't look bad, but again small pics. Athlon looks like someone who had their face flattened from an anvil falling on them, though. Reaper is also chubby cheeks incarnate. Hermes I cannot tell what that is.

Security always looked good, what are you on about?

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Serious / Re: "I hate what marijuana does to my students"
« on: September 25, 2015, 09:13:32 PM »
yes
So what I gave falls into the addict category, how does that work? It could even be a one time thing, and they don't need it for it, but they certainly wouldn't be addicted in that situation.

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the helmet became rounded in reach
all 343 did was add rebreathers
It always had them, they just stuck out more in 4.
It became a bit more rounded in Reach, like I said, but it got a lot more in 4.

Spoiler
Spoiler

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So, are EOD and Mark V just scrapped to make room for more shitty/silly stuff?
They're adding new items to REQ packs for 6 months after launch. Armour being some of those items
Ah, makes sense, people wouldn't want to bother if they were new silly designs, which it seems 343i are only capable of making, masterfully though.
there's a lot of pretty good ones they've added, though
Like what?

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Serious / Re: "I hate what marijuana does to my students"
« on: September 25, 2015, 09:01:35 PM »
well, i'm not really into repeating myself

if you're just using the drugs because you fucking need them (and not because you're a dumbfuck addict), then no, you're not a stupid fucking cunt
I'm only asking for clarification, help a retard out, man.

So, it's either need them or addict, there's no middle-ground of "want drug to do X, because it enhances my ability to do X"?

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