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The Flood / Re: im fucking ded
« on: October 14, 2015, 05:54:00 PM »
wait, what took the picture?
panorama photo you homo
how does that not cast any shadows?

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The Flood / Re: im fucking ded
« on: October 14, 2015, 05:44:05 PM »
wait, what took the picture?

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The Flood / Re: Would you have sex with
« on: October 14, 2015, 05:41:26 PM »
Can I be the one to behead them afterward?
Why after?

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Quote
Simultaneously kill two Wardens in The Breaking on Heroic difficulty.
Oh
I can already hear the rage building up from people getting killed over and over and over again by those Wardens.
Well, I supposed it at least won't be a QTE this time. Then again it might go full Tartarsauce.

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Simultaneously kill two Wardens in The Breaking on Heroic difficulty.
Oh

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The Flood / Re: Why are people on this forum so anti-semitic?
« on: October 14, 2015, 12:21:52 AM »
The Jews produced jESUS, our Lord and sAVIOR. That gives them a pass in my book.
Then they killed him.
But then he rose again as a Lich and made everyone enter his undead domain

ADVENTURE TIME?


Blasphemy, how dare you compare or lORD to an abomination intent on defiling our planet.

Our Lord and sAVIOR will keep the memory of our paradise clean in the halls of heaven while the hedonistic vices of worldliness slip away into the splintered remains of a sinful wastleland.

wut
Some Christian, pssh

I  didn't read far enough up in the quote chain WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?
to make jebus proud and muster his army of undead, oc

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The Flood / Re: Why are people on this forum so anti-semitic?
« on: October 14, 2015, 12:19:49 AM »
The Jews produced jESUS, our Lord and sAVIOR. That gives them a pass in my book.
Then they killed him.
But then he rose again as a Lich and made everyone enter his undead domain

ADVENTURE TIME?


Blasphemy, how dare you compare or lORD to an abomination intent on defiling our planet.

Our Lord and sAVIOR will keep the memory of our paradise clean in the halls of heaven while the hedonistic vices of worldliness slip away into the splintered remains of a sinful wastleland.

wut
Some Christian, pssh

2528
Gaming / Re: Destiny now has micro transactions UPDATE
« on: October 14, 2015, 12:18:36 AM »
The top person has 4788 hours...

That's 200 days...
12 hours a day since release
The shear amount of hemorrhoids....

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The Flood / Re: Why are people on this forum so anti-semitic?
« on: October 13, 2015, 11:59:34 PM »
No, you realize at my age that sex is just about all there is.
I'm sorry your life is just that pathetic.

Drinking beer and kinky sex. Yeah... Pathetic
well, beer is disgusting, and we all know the women you fuck are whores who move on after a good while, so lol...

BEER IS DISGUSTING????

What the fuck man?

All credibility lost
Yeah, my cred is lost. Okay.

Oldest man made drink in human history.
Yes. Lost
That would actually be urine. Not far from beer, though.

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The Flood / Re: Why are people on this forum so anti-semitic?
« on: October 13, 2015, 11:53:36 PM »
The Jews produced jESUS, our Lord and sAVIOR. That gives them a pass in my book.
Then they killed him.
But then he rose again as a Lich and made everyone enter his undead domain post-mortem from that point onward, signalling the beginnings of an apocalyptic plot.

So the Jews are still alright alright alright
wtf
The Rapture will take us all in its fire bosom, ripping our world apart at the seams from the holy war our realm has eternally fought in the shadows.
So, we've failed Jesus by not bringing about the end of times? Now I feel sad.

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Gaming / Re: I've been looking through some Battlefront text files
« on: October 13, 2015, 11:45:01 PM »
>RT-97C
Dear sweet merciful Christ, was that monstrosity actually in the OT?


Yep, it's a German MG-15, which was mounted on planes, hence why it doesn't have a stock.
For ANH they put a total of three scopes on it, lol.
I can only assume those 2 scopes that look non-functional are actually linked together to make the one working scope a super scope thanks to the force.

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The Flood / Re: Opinion thread
« on: October 13, 2015, 11:38:19 PM »
Kyle Katarn is Chuck Norris
He said opinions, not facts.

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The Flood / Re: Why are people on this forum so anti-semitic?
« on: October 13, 2015, 11:36:13 PM »
Weak willed.

Why am I a poor loser who NEVER has a chance to have a woman touch my penis???

It's the Jews! They take your money and keep women from touching your penis

Oh! Yeah! Fuck the Jews!
You sound like a copycat of the garbage that I've seen peddled around on facebook by liberals.

I'm coming to take your guns, force you into a gay marriage and make you deny God.
Now you sound like a liberal attempting to parody conservative bs, but conservative bs isn't even like that. 0/10

First your gun, and then your anal virginity
Charles, pls

Oh no... You goan get fucked boy!

You're gonna be a black man's wife
Please stop trying to push out your fantasies on me.

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Serious / Re: Army: Women will have to register for the draft
« on: October 13, 2015, 11:34:32 PM »
People are always bitching about how my ideas are extreme, and that it would be better if we either chipped away at the problem bit by bit or came up with some kind of alternative.

Of course, it's when I'm making the bit-by-bit argument, that everyone else wants to extreme.
You typically have opinions that run counter to the majority of people, how is this really a surprise?

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The Flood / Re: Why are people on this forum so anti-semitic?
« on: October 13, 2015, 11:32:01 PM »
Weak willed.

Why am I a poor loser who NEVER has a chance to have a woman touch my penis???

It's the Jews! They take your money and keep women from touching your penis

Oh! Yeah! Fuck the Jews!
You sound like a copycat of the garbage that I've seen peddled around on facebook by liberals.

I'm coming to take your guns, force you into a gay marriage and make you deny God.
Now you sound like a liberal attempting to parody conservative bs, but conservative bs isn't even like that. 0/10

First your gun, and then your anal virginity
Charles, pls

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The Flood / Re: Why are people on this forum so anti-semitic?
« on: October 13, 2015, 11:30:14 PM »
Weak willed.

Why am I a poor loser who NEVER has a chance to have a woman touch my penis???

It's the Jews! They take your money and keep women from touching your penis

Oh! Yeah! Fuck the Jews!
You sound like a copycat of the garbage that I've seen peddled around on facebook by liberals.

I'm coming to take your guns, force you into a gay marriage and make you deny God.
Now you sound like a liberal attempting to parody conservative bs, but conservative bs isn't even like that. 0/10

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Serious / Re: Army: Women will have to register for the draft
« on: October 13, 2015, 11:28:49 PM »
I'm saying get rid of it rather than reorganizing how people die first. Sorry about having priorities.
No one is reorganizing how people die. Getting drafted does not ensure your death--it ensures that you will be enlisted into the military. Nothing more.

That's terrible, and I also think it should be abolished entirely.

But that doesn't mean we should discriminate against men, because of archaic patriarchal reasons.
It doesn't but the odds are not put in your favor by it.

If something is going to be pushed through the legislative hell that is the US Congress, I'd much rather them erase the system entirely than modify it so it's nicer or some bs before getting rid of it. Cut out the middle process, there's no realistic point in what you're suggesting.

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The Flood / Re: Why are people on this forum so anti-semitic?
« on: October 13, 2015, 11:24:35 PM »
Weak willed.

Why am I a poor loser who NEVER has a chance to have a woman touch my penis???

It's the Jews! They take your money and keep women from touching your penis

Oh! Yeah! Fuck the Jews!
You sound like a copycat of the garbage that I've seen peddled around on facebook by liberals.

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Serious / Re: Army: Women will have to register for the draft
« on: October 13, 2015, 11:21:35 PM »
People die because of the draft and you're advocating for a prettier, more equal variety of dead people.
Blatant strawman.
That's the purpose of the draft, if you want equality in the draft the result is an equality of dead people that didn't consent to their fate. Please explain how I'm wrong.
Giving birth results in an equality of dead people that didn't consent to their fate. Are you an anti-natalist now?
This does not answer my question.
Hypocrite.

Anyway, I don't have to answer loaded questions. No, I don't want people to die.

By your logic, what you're saying is that men should die first. Because reasons.
It's better to impose the draft on men, because reasons.
Bruh, I really don't care to argue your ideology vs mine, because that is a stupid ordeal that we should both know won't go anywhere productive.

I'm saying get rid of it rather than reorganizing how people die first. Sorry about having priorities.

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The Flood / Re: Why are people on this forum so anti-semitic?
« on: October 13, 2015, 11:18:31 PM »
Nazi ideology is attractive to the weak willed. There are some mental weaklings online...
Literally from the guy who only post blogs about his boring ass life and something retardedly sexual. Fucking lol, no room to talk.
The Nazi has a point.

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Serious / Re: Army: Women will have to register for the draft
« on: October 13, 2015, 11:17:34 PM »
People die because of the draft and you're advocating for a prettier, more equal variety of dead people.
Blatant strawman.
That's the purpose of the draft, if you want equality in the draft the result is an equality of dead people that didn't consent to their fate. Please explain how I'm wrong.
Giving birth results in an equality of dead people that didn't consent to their fate. Are you an anti-natalist now?
This does not answer my question.

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Serious / Re: Army: Women will have to register for the draft
« on: October 13, 2015, 11:14:28 PM »
People die because of the draft and you're advocating for a prettier, more equal variety of dead people.
Blatant strawman.
That's the purpose of the draft, if you want equality in the draft the result is an equality of dead people that didn't consent to their fate. Please explain how I'm wrong.

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The Flood / Re: All of Sep7agon vs 1,000,000 8 yr olds
« on: October 13, 2015, 11:12:55 PM »
i have a phobia of blades dear christ why

You get an infinite life bubblyy shields.

Happeh?
yes
does this technically mean that the game inevitably is a draw because i can't kill them but they cant kill me

No. They can still walts into your dome of safety.

Best suggestion is getting with a pack of Sep7ies who are pretty competent.
HOW DOES THAT PROTECT ME FROM BLADES

Yea. If there's flying blades, you're safe. The kids also can't walk in with their blades. But they can still fight you.
Do flechettes count as blades?

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Serious / Re: Army: Women will have to register for the draft
« on: October 13, 2015, 11:10:21 PM »
'The draft is a problem, but we should make more people sign up for it in the meantime' is absurd. It's literally contributing to the problem.
More like, "The draft is a problem, so we should take away one of the things that makes it a problem."
I'm pretty sure the problem with the draft is that you're having the government pull king and send the peasants out to die for the crown.
No shit.

>one of the things
Except the thing you're arguing for is like complaining one of the bricks in the Berlin Wall doesn't look pretty.
Disgusting exaggeration.
People die because of the draft and you're advocating for a prettier, more equal variety of dead people.

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The Flood / Re: All of Sep7agon vs 1,000,000 8 yr olds
« on: October 13, 2015, 11:07:02 PM »
We could win with good planning and lots of spears
I already won for us.

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Serious / Re: Army: Women will have to register for the draft
« on: October 13, 2015, 10:58:23 PM »
'The draft is a problem, but we should make more people sign up for it in the meantime' is absurd. It's literally contributing to the problem.
More like, "The draft is a problem, so we should take away one of the things that makes it a problem."
I'm pretty sure the problem with the draft is that you're having the government pull king and send the peasants out to die for the crown.
No shit.

>one of the things
Except the thing you're arguing for is like complaining one of the bricks in the Berlin Wall doesn't look pretty.

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The Flood / Re: All of Sep7agon vs 1,000,000 8 yr olds
« on: October 13, 2015, 10:57:31 PM »
Pikemen at every teleporter. Boobytraps in front of the teleporters with more pikes pointing up to impale the kids as they come through. Done.

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Serious / Re: Army: Women will have to register for the draft
« on: October 13, 2015, 10:52:50 PM »
'The draft is a problem, but we should make more people sign up for it in the meantime' is absurd. It's literally contributing to the problem.
More like, "The draft is a problem, so we should take away one of the things that makes it a problem."
I'm pretty sure the problem with the draft is that you're having the government pull king and send the peasants out to die for the crown.

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The Flood / Re: The Forerunner Ecumene vs Imperium of Man
« on: October 13, 2015, 10:47:09 PM »
I just noticed it was Ironman that made this thread and that he isn't dead.

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Gaming / Re: Waypoint was a mistake. It's nothing but trash.
« on: October 13, 2015, 10:44:23 PM »
Congrats, most people figured this out 3 or 4 years ago.

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