This section allows you to view all posts made by this member. Note that you can only see posts made in areas you currently have access to.
Messages - Assassin 11D7
Pages: 1 ... 767778 7980 ... 336
2311
« on: November 02, 2015, 06:00:55 PM »
Nah, they're pretty much equal minus the experience and training the S2's have.
That's what I have been lead to believe.
See, Deathstroke? It's not unreasonable to expect some sort of confrontation between these two "equals".
I can see where you're coming from, but still.
A rookie (Osiris Team) vs Someone who has experience (Blue Team), I just don't see how Locke can take on someone like Master Chief.
>Buck >Rookie kys
2312
« on: November 02, 2015, 05:51:55 PM »
TU banned me for trying to count. Also this
2313
« on: November 02, 2015, 05:38:53 PM »
But still, how would a spartan IV beat a spartan II, I didn't need a boss fight because I know that Master Chief will kick Lockes ass.
S4s and S2s are mostly equals. Hence why the gameplay stays consistent regardless of which team you're playing on.
I mean, the fight ended in a near draw between the two. Locke literally had a pistol locked on Chief.
Even if the canon somehow details how wrong I am, the entire game leads you to believe that these two protagonists are on even grounds.
Nah, they're pretty much equal minus the experience and training the S2's have. Even still, S2's have gotten eviscerated before through being unlucky or outplayed. Chief and the rest of Blue team got taken down by Insurrectionists and kept prisoner until one of them that broke off before the ambush came back to save them.
2314
« on: November 02, 2015, 05:34:46 PM »
Don't bother. For some reason LC has this terrible bias against AJ. How someone could harbour such disgust for a random person making video game reviews on the internet is beyond me.
If I'm going to waste my time talking with idiots that aren't likely to change their opinion about things at all, or until well after the argument, they might as well be someone other than myself.
2315
« on: November 02, 2015, 05:29:42 PM »
Angry Joe Logic
"Halo Reach is great even without Master Chief"
"Halo 5 only lets us play as Master Chief for 3 missions, BLASPHEMY"
Also this is one of the most cringe worthy reviews I had ever seen, Joe doesn't know shit about the Halo universe. Does he really think that it only focuses on Master Chief, sums up why I will always hate Master Chief fanboys <_<
Probably because it was marketed with Chief as one of the protagonists, and Chief is the face of the Halo franchise, so it would make sense to have your marketing point character be at equal, or greater, showtime in the actual game.
I mean, what would I know, I just thought about it for a few minutes.
Actually Halo games like ODST, Wars, and Reach proves that even tough Master Chief is not in those games, that doesn't mean that they can tell a great story. Don't get me wrong I like Chief, but still does it really matter if Chief has 3 missions and with Locke having 12? What matters is having Halo a great story.
Are you having an aneurysm? Slow down, and type out sentences correctly. Chief is the overall protagonist of the franchise, and the main Halo games have always been about him. Halo 2 was one thing where we saw Chief 1/2 the time, but when the driving character in the story is used in 3/12 missions you have to admit that's questionable at the least. And with Reed's wonderfully less than stellar writing skills, it's a risk that shouldn't have been taken from a story telling perspective, and from an appealing to fans perspective a simply poor decision. Tell me, how many people do you really think go through the story like you, do you really think they want "a good story"? Or do they want "a good story with the guy in green armor that's been the character I've cared about for 10+ years"? I'd wager the latter.
2316
« on: November 02, 2015, 05:23:06 PM »
Already discussed in the general. The only valid point he makes is something that everyone and their mother said a week ago once again proving that he can't do anything except for scream like an angry retard unless he has material to steal from other people.
Also the unwarranted sense of self importance is real in this video.
Which valid point is that, because there's plenty of things he's not wrong about.
The only correct thing he said was the shitty AI and repetitive boss battles.
And that the gameplay has changed to appear a blend between Halo and other shooters like CoD. Also, that the campaign was short. There's also the comment on the set pieces and atmosphere of missions being well done, along with the visuals in general. Also, that the story wasn't something a new player could jump into without being very confused. Also, that the story was marketed as something different than what it turned out to be. Also, that the splitscreen being cut was a dumb decision.
2317
« on: November 02, 2015, 05:16:45 PM »
Angry Joe Logic
"Halo Reach is great even without Master Chief"
"Halo 5 only lets us play as Master Chief for 3 missions, BLASPHEMY"
Also this is one of the most cringe worthy reviews I had ever seen, Joe doesn't know shit about the Halo universe. Does he really think that it only focuses on Master Chief, sums up why I will always hate Master Chief fanboys <_<
Probably because it was marketed with Chief as one of the protagonists, and Chief is the face of the Halo franchise, so it would make sense to have your marketing point character be at equal, or greater, showtime in the actual game. I mean, what would I know, I just thought about it for a few minutes.
2318
« on: November 02, 2015, 04:35:33 PM »
Already discussed in the general. The only valid point he makes is something that everyone and their mother said a week ago once again proving that he can't do anything except for scream like an angry retard unless he has material to steal from other people.
Also the unwarranted sense of self importance is real in this video.
Which valid point is that, because there's plenty of things he's not wrong about.
2319
« on: November 02, 2015, 03:20:59 PM »
Lol indeed. I'm thinking of getting Fallout 4, it might help cheer me up just because I can put plenty of time into it.
It won't.
I don't know why you still haven't realized your life is extremely empty and you keep trying to fill it with material things as if it will magically make you feel better.
This. I've met people who have tried to make themselves feel whole with drugs, alcohol, friends, money, sex, and so on. It doesn't work, at the best you get temporary happiness and build yourself up to fall again.
2320
« on: November 01, 2015, 06:26:03 PM »
I'm thinking kill yourself instead.
The noose isn't tied properly
Need
Assistance
2321
« on: November 01, 2015, 10:57:53 AM »
-It was me, Dio
-REEEEEEEEEEE
-I'm secretly mr psychologist
>.> <.<
2322
« on: November 01, 2015, 10:55:31 AM »
I had more but i ate/gave it to my little sis.
who the fuck gives out a bag of crisps?
*Lays™ Potato Chips You fucking heretic
2323
« on: November 01, 2015, 10:48:50 AM »
Sleep tight pupper
I'll knock your lights out
but rocket
turn the other cheek
buttcheek?
this guy gets it
no he doesn't stop
The penetration never stops (ノ•‿•)ノ
2324
« on: November 01, 2015, 12:42:10 AM »
Being an Australian and not knowing what 2/3 of this shit is.
Literally the best holiday
You dress up as "scary" things and you go to people's houses, yell "trick or treat", and they give you candy
Based off of pagan traditions and shit
Used to be about going to houses and asking for prayers and blessings to the spirits, now it's about candy. Thank you commercialism.
2325
« on: November 01, 2015, 12:40:33 AM »
I procured a bag of kit kat bars
Like your bag had a lot of Kit Kat bars in it or did someone actually give you a bag of Kit Kat bars
I found a bag and procured it.
2326
« on: October 31, 2015, 11:11:29 PM »
There was a 100-student walkout to protest his firing. Spring Valley is one of my high school's biggest rivals so this whole thing hits a bit close.
Bet you won't here that in the news.
2327
« on: October 31, 2015, 10:22:09 PM »
I procured a bag of kit kat bars
2328
« on: October 31, 2015, 10:07:16 PM »
You would think Halo 5 is pure crap if you go to Waypoint. Ever since the game released, people complain too much. Feels just like Bungie.net A neverending wave of entitled children bitching at developers.
I love people who think adding/ changing core features is a simple thing that only takes a couple hours to do.
Patch split-screen in pls 343
REMOVE SMART SCOPE
Funny way of spelling ADS
It still descopes when shot, and if you change the controls to a classic mode then it feels like older halo.
Of course, I use fishstick controls to stay mire in line with the other games I play.
>Animation is literally aiming down your sights
>It's not ADS
wut
In terms of the mechanics and how it functions, it's not. If you really want to argue the visuals, then fine. But that's just semantics.
It still performs,from a mechanical point of view, exactly the same as before. Minus the different button to use it.
>ADS button
>Looks like ADS
>Doesn't feel like ADS
We're at 2/3 here, I'm not convinced.
Change to controls to classic then. Then you only have 1/3. And the 1/3 that doesn't change anything.
Honestly, if consoles had custom button mapping (which is a rant for another time), this would be a non-issue anyway. I already set my MCC controls to battlefield style because LS to crouch and RS to scope is wrong.
But they chose to default to be something wrong. That is sin.
Oh my god, you're so fucking retarded.
but muh old animations
It's heretical, you heathen.
even if its just an aesthetic change and still functions more akin to the original trilogy scope?
you're so dumb, visitor.
But I still <3 you too
It honestly was just a change for the sake of change and appealing to the masses, both are things I'm not a fan of. Sorry.
that's just nitpicking, visitor
tiny things add up. Like decimals. Or failing to turn in homework.
2329
« on: October 31, 2015, 10:06:08 PM »
Iv'e been seeing speculation that Halo Wars 2 is the next game chronologically, since it's been said that Spartan 4s will be in the game.
Why not about the adventures of Jerome and friends?
Because maybe it is but it will also include IVs.
I'm okay with this.
2330
« on: October 31, 2015, 10:05:34 PM »
You would think Halo 5 is pure crap if you go to Waypoint. Ever since the game released, people complain too much. Feels just like Bungie.net A neverending wave of entitled children bitching at developers.
I love people who think adding/ changing core features is a simple thing that only takes a couple hours to do.
Patch split-screen in pls 343
REMOVE SMART SCOPE
Funny way of spelling ADS
It still descopes when shot, and if you change the controls to a classic mode then it feels like older halo.
Of course, I use fishstick controls to stay mire in line with the other games I play.
>Animation is literally aiming down your sights
>It's not ADS
wut
In terms of the mechanics and how it functions, it's not. If you really want to argue the visuals, then fine. But that's just semantics.
It still performs,from a mechanical point of view, exactly the same as before. Minus the different button to use it.
>ADS button
>Looks like ADS
>Doesn't feel like ADS
We're at 2/3 here, I'm not convinced.
Change to controls to classic then. Then you only have 1/3. And the 1/3 that doesn't change anything.
Honestly, if consoles had custom button mapping (which is a rant for another time), this would be a non-issue anyway. I already set my MCC controls to battlefield style because LS to crouch and RS to scope is wrong.
But they chose to default to be something wrong. That is sin.
Oh my god, you're so fucking retarded.
but muh old animations
It's heretical, you heathen.
even if its just an aesthetic change and still functions more akin to the original trilogy scope?
you're so dumb, visitor.
But I still <3 you too
It honestly was just a change for the sake of change and appealing to the masses, both are things I'm not a fan of. Sorry.
2331
« on: October 31, 2015, 10:03:00 PM »
You would think Halo 5 is pure crap if you go to Waypoint. Ever since the game released, people complain too much. Feels just like Bungie.net A neverending wave of entitled children bitching at developers.
I love people who think adding/ changing core features is a simple thing that only takes a couple hours to do.
Patch split-screen in pls 343
REMOVE SMART SCOPE
Funny way of spelling ADS
It still descopes when shot, and if you change the controls to a classic mode then it feels like older halo.
Of course, I use fishstick controls to stay mire in line with the other games I play.
>Animation is literally aiming down your sights
>It's not ADS
wut
In terms of the mechanics and how it functions, it's not. If you really want to argue the visuals, then fine. But that's just semantics.
It still performs,from a mechanical point of view, exactly the same as before. Minus the different button to use it.
>ADS button
>Looks like ADS
>Doesn't feel like ADS
We're at 2/3 here, I'm not convinced.
Change to controls to classic then. Then you only have 1/3. And the 1/3 that doesn't change anything.
Honestly, if consoles had custom button mapping (which is a rant for another time), this would be a non-issue anyway. I already set my MCC controls to battlefield style because LS to crouch and RS to scope is wrong.
But they chose to default to be something wrong. That is sin.
Oh my god, you're so fucking retarded.
but muh old animations
It's heretical, you heathen. <3 you too
2332
« on: October 31, 2015, 09:41:47 PM »
Sleep tight pupper
I'll knock your lights out
but rocket
turn the other cheek
buttcheek?
2333
« on: October 31, 2015, 09:39:03 PM »
Iv'e been seeing speculation that Halo Wars 2 is the next game chronologically, since it's been said that Spartan 4s will be in the game.
Why not about the adventures of Jerome and friends?
2334
« on: October 31, 2015, 09:17:55 PM »
Stop that.
stop
ayy lmao
This means nothing, visitor.
I sense a new fan fic coming on!
Spartan do us both a favor
Spoiler and stop breathing
I have become what I hated most...
It can all be fixed with one step out the airlock
this way Spartan ———>
Okay, Javik
2335
« on: October 31, 2015, 09:09:38 PM »
Stop that.
stop
ayy lmao
This means nothing, visitor.
I sense a new fan fic coming on!
Spartan do us both a favor
Spoiler and stop breathing
I have become what I hated most...
2336
« on: October 31, 2015, 09:06:50 PM »
>killing our lord and savior, Cthulu
2337
« on: October 31, 2015, 09:03:30 PM »
Stop that.
stop
ayy lmao
This means nothing, visitor.
I sense a new fan fic coming on!
2338
« on: October 31, 2015, 08:55:44 PM »
For the glory of the Arbiter!
Spoiler The human and covenant war had long ended. Humans and the sanghieli were now in a delicate diplomatic relationship. I met the arbiter at one of the negotiation meetings. Although the war was over, we needed to rebuild. the sanghieli, felt it was their duty to help us rebuild since they contributed to Earth's near annihilation.
We caught eachother's eyes for just a second, and we both fell in love. I didn't know how he felt about me until later that night, I was beamed out of my bed and kidnapped by thel. He was flying a seraph equipped with beaming technology. I woke up in surprise, I thought I was dreaming. I saw the arbiter looking at me. He said "don't be afraid human. What is your name?"
"j-jane". "jane...such a nice name for a human female." I don't know what came over me, because just then, I ran right at him and hugged him. Instead of pushing me away and acting surprised, he hugged me back. Then we both began to strip our clothes, without words. Just animal instinct.
We were both naked, I eyed his body over and noticed his sanghieli "pride" between his legs. It had a knot. I gently caressed the brand on his chest, filled with lust and desire and he nibbled on my breasts with his mandibles. They tickled. He said to me "Marry me Jane." and I looked up into his eyes. They were loving. "Yes...I want to be with you forever! Please....dominate this human!"He grinned at me and He then laid me on his bed, and gently spread my legs. I threw my arms around his back and gripped his shoulderblades as he thrust into me. His girth was incredible and his reach was far. I moaned and tensed up, he stopped. He looked down at me and said
"were it so easy"
Then he thrust the rest of the way into me, I felt the bulging knot barely pass through my lips. I cried out loudly, with passion. I told him how much I loved him , and to take me away on the great journey. His mandibles shifted in what appeared to be a grin. He pulled out, almost to the tip, and thrust back in. I reached up and kissed the mouth inside his mandibles, they raked gently against my cheeks. I felt his long digits graps my buttocks and squeeze. It tickled, and I moaned. I loved him so much. I was in heaven.
Thel growled and picked up the pace, thrusting inside of me again and again and again. He grabbed a hold of my arms and then pinned them down, growling as he gave it to me. I felt the all too familiar feeling of impending climax, and so did he. I heard of and felt him grunting more and more, and I screamed as my body was ravaged by the most white hot orgasm I ever felt. My toes curled, I thought I was going to pass out as he shot his seed into my depths. I could feel it overflow and gush out the sides of my sex. Here I was thinking that the war was over. But now I had been totally dominated by a handsome elite. I loved it. I wanted to have his babies.
____________________
A few months later, I found out I was pregnant. I didn't think it was possible! I did not have any relations with any men! Well, no human men at least. I told thel that the child may be his. We were both very happy and very excited. Perhaps a half-human half-elite child would help unify our race! But more than that, he was ours. The child would be the product of our love.
The day finally came and I was rushed to the hospital. Both sanghieli surgeons and human surgeons helped deliver our baby. It was painful, but I was now a mother. SO pushed, and soon I heard a strange crying/wheezing sound. The nurses gasped, their faces twisted with horror. They handed me my baby. He was beautiful. He had blond hair, like me and he had his father's mandibles. One of his eyes was blue, and one of them was yellow with an elliptical pupil.
I held him in my arms and showed him to thel. He looked at me and told me he loved me. But then.... our child exploded. The ddifferent genetic chemicals reacted to eachother when they were exposed to air, causing an internal expansion. I cried, and thel set his and on my shoulder and said
"were it so easy jane. " Then he cried with me.
Literally get infected by the Shaping Sickness.
unfortunately, I can't find a story related to that. Will this work?
http://halo.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=55943404&postRepeater1-p=1#55943540
stop
never
2339
« on: October 31, 2015, 08:47:57 PM »
For the glory of the Arbiter!
Spoiler The human and covenant war had long ended. Humans and the sanghieli were now in a delicate diplomatic relationship. I met the arbiter at one of the negotiation meetings. Although the war was over, we needed to rebuild. the sanghieli, felt it was their duty to help us rebuild since they contributed to Earth's near annihilation.
We caught eachother's eyes for just a second, and we both fell in love. I didn't know how he felt about me until later that night, I was beamed out of my bed and kidnapped by thel. He was flying a seraph equipped with beaming technology. I woke up in surprise, I thought I was dreaming. I saw the arbiter looking at me. He said "don't be afraid human. What is your name?"
"j-jane". "jane...such a nice name for a human female." I don't know what came over me, because just then, I ran right at him and hugged him. Instead of pushing me away and acting surprised, he hugged me back. Then we both began to strip our clothes, without words. Just animal instinct.
We were both naked, I eyed his body over and noticed his sanghieli "pride" between his legs. It had a knot. I gently caressed the brand on his chest, filled with lust and desire and he nibbled on my breasts with his mandibles. They tickled. He said to me "Marry me Jane." and I looked up into his eyes. They were loving. "Yes...I want to be with you forever! Please....dominate this human!"He grinned at me and He then laid me on his bed, and gently spread my legs. I threw my arms around his back and gripped his shoulderblades as he thrust into me. His girth was incredible and his reach was far. I moaned and tensed up, he stopped. He looked down at me and said
"were it so easy"
Then he thrust the rest of the way into me, I felt the bulging knot barely pass through my lips. I cried out loudly, with passion. I told him how much I loved him , and to take me away on the great journey. His mandibles shifted in what appeared to be a grin. He pulled out, almost to the tip, and thrust back in. I reached up and kissed the mouth inside his mandibles, they raked gently against my cheeks. I felt his long digits graps my buttocks and squeeze. It tickled, and I moaned. I loved him so much. I was in heaven.
Thel growled and picked up the pace, thrusting inside of me again and again and again. He grabbed a hold of my arms and then pinned them down, growling as he gave it to me. I felt the all too familiar feeling of impending climax, and so did he. I heard of and felt him grunting more and more, and I screamed as my body was ravaged by the most white hot orgasm I ever felt. My toes curled, I thought I was going to pass out as he shot his seed into my depths. I could feel it overflow and gush out the sides of my sex. Here I was thinking that the war was over. But now I had been totally dominated by a handsome elite. I loved it. I wanted to have his babies.
____________________
A few months later, I found out I was pregnant. I didn't think it was possible! I did not have any relations with any men! Well, no human men at least. I told thel that the child may be his. We were both very happy and very excited. Perhaps a half-human half-elite child would help unify our race! But more than that, he was ours. The child would be the product of our love.
The day finally came and I was rushed to the hospital. Both sanghieli surgeons and human surgeons helped deliver our baby. It was painful, but I was now a mother. SO pushed, and soon I heard a strange crying/wheezing sound. The nurses gasped, their faces twisted with horror. They handed me my baby. He was beautiful. He had blond hair, like me and he had his father's mandibles. One of his eyes was blue, and one of them was yellow with an elliptical pupil.
I held him in my arms and showed him to thel. He looked at me and told me he loved me. But then.... our child exploded. The ddifferent genetic chemicals reacted to eachother when they were exposed to air, causing an internal expansion. I cried, and thel set his and on my shoulder and said
"were it so easy jane. " Then he cried with me.
Literally get infected by the Shaping Sickness.
unfortunately, I can't find a story related to that. Will this work? http://halo.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=55943404&postRepeater1-p=1#55943540
2340
« on: October 31, 2015, 08:39:35 PM »
For the glory of the Arbiter!
Spoiler The human and covenant war had long ended. Humans and the sanghieli were now in a delicate diplomatic relationship. I met the arbiter at one of the negotiation meetings. Although the war was over, we needed to rebuild. the sanghieli, felt it was their duty to help us rebuild since they contributed to Earth's near annihilation.
We caught eachother's eyes for just a second, and we both fell in love. I didn't know how he felt about me until later that night, I was beamed out of my bed and kidnapped by thel. He was flying a seraph equipped with beaming technology. I woke up in surprise, I thought I was dreaming. I saw the arbiter looking at me. He said "don't be afraid human. What is your name?"
"j-jane". "jane...such a nice name for a human female." I don't know what came over me, because just then, I ran right at him and hugged him. Instead of pushing me away and acting surprised, he hugged me back. Then we both began to strip our clothes, without words. Just animal instinct.
We were both naked, I eyed his body over and noticed his sanghieli "pride" between his legs. It had a knot. I gently caressed the brand on his chest, filled with lust and desire and he nibbled on my breasts with his mandibles. They tickled. He said to me "Marry me Jane." and I looked up into his eyes. They were loving. "Yes...I want to be with you forever! Please....dominate this human!"He grinned at me and He then laid me on his bed, and gently spread my legs. I threw my arms around his back and gripped his shoulderblades as he thrust into me. His girth was incredible and his reach was far. I moaned and tensed up, he stopped. He looked down at me and said
"were it so easy"
Then he thrust the rest of the way into me, I felt the bulging knot barely pass through my lips. I cried out loudly, with passion. I told him how much I loved him , and to take me away on the great journey. His mandibles shifted in what appeared to be a grin. He pulled out, almost to the tip, and thrust back in. I reached up and kissed the mouth inside his mandibles, they raked gently against my cheeks. I felt his long digits graps my buttocks and squeeze. It tickled, and I moaned. I loved him so much. I was in heaven.
Thel growled and picked up the pace, thrusting inside of me again and again and again. He grabbed a hold of my arms and then pinned them down, growling as he gave it to me. I felt the all too familiar feeling of impending climax, and so did he. I heard of and felt him grunting more and more, and I screamed as my body was ravaged by the most white hot orgasm I ever felt. My toes curled, I thought I was going to pass out as he shot his seed into my depths. I could feel it overflow and gush out the sides of my sex. Here I was thinking that the war was over. But now I had been totally dominated by a handsome elite. I loved it. I wanted to have his babies.
____________________
A few months later, I found out I was pregnant. I didn't think it was possible! I did not have any relations with any men! Well, no human men at least. I told thel that the child may be his. We were both very happy and very excited. Perhaps a half-human half-elite child would help unify our race! But more than that, he was ours. The child would be the product of our love.
The day finally came and I was rushed to the hospital. Both sanghieli surgeons and human surgeons helped deliver our baby. It was painful, but I was now a mother. SO pushed, and soon I heard a strange crying/wheezing sound. The nurses gasped, their faces twisted with horror. They handed me my baby. He was beautiful. He had blond hair, like me and he had his father's mandibles. One of his eyes was blue, and one of them was yellow with an elliptical pupil.
I held him in my arms and showed him to thel. He looked at me and told me he loved me. But then.... our child exploded. The ddifferent genetic chemicals reacted to eachother when they were exposed to air, causing an internal expansion. I cried, and thel set his and on my shoulder and said
"were it so easy jane. " Then he cried with me.
Pages: 1 ... 767778 7980 ... 336
|
Show Posts