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Serious / Re: For somebody who worships the constitution
« on: December 12, 2015, 04:49:02 PM »
How is Trump against the first amendment?

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Serious / Re: Why do liberals view Trumps Muslim ban negatively?
« on: December 12, 2015, 04:46:20 PM »
Question: why would Muslims ever want to go to America considering it's not an Islamic country and never will be, and furthermore why would you want to bring Muslims into your non Muslim country?

Looking from the outside American culture and Muslim culture appear incompatible with one another.
"Why would we not want cultures to remain stagnant for the remainder of eternity?"
You're really begging the question there. How does Muslim culture improve American culture? and if it doesn't, why would you advocate for it?
America has no culture
Nice try commie, go home to Sweden.

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I thought you'd be like 16 or something

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The Flood / Re: kids cant even wear a star wars shirt in school anymore
« on: December 12, 2015, 04:42:04 PM »
I still find it repulsive that some girls wanted to constantly wear "pants" shorter than boxers.
Are you sure you're not just gay?
Spoiler
I'd be 100% down with cute guys also wearing them though.
Shit, how did you tell?

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The Flood / Re: kids cant even wear a star wars shirt in school anymore
« on: December 12, 2015, 03:22:03 PM »
I still find it repulsive that some girls wanted to constantly wear "pants" shorter than boxers.

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The Flood / Re: kids cant even wear a star wars shirt in school anymore
« on: December 12, 2015, 02:59:46 PM »
I don't know but I'm going to blame the Liberals again.

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The Flood / Re: Reminder: Your dad probably wishes he pulled out
« on: December 12, 2015, 02:41:53 PM »
Still our worst poster

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The Flood / Re: benis
« on: December 12, 2015, 02:34:48 PM »
This is now a glorious streamlined penis vs. ugly wormdick thread


BRING IT ON, FLEE
Hell no.
Foreskin  has a biological purpose, bro.
Yeah, to make you cum faster LOL

WORMDICKS STAY MAD
Oh no, you'll have to pull the foreskin back or hold it in like a fucking man

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The Flood / Re: benis
« on: December 12, 2015, 02:13:18 PM »
This is now a glorious streamlined penis vs. ugly wormdick thread


BRING IT ON, FLEE
Why would you want to be cutting up your dick, you fucking mongrel

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The Flood / Re: Some of you duelists are alright
« on: December 12, 2015, 02:03:27 PM »
That's the most high-stakes card game I've ever seen.
Yugioh is serious fucking business.

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The Flood / benis
« on: December 12, 2015, 01:58:39 PM »
The human benis is an external male intromittent organ that additionally serves as the urinal duct. The main parts are the root (radix); the body (corpus); and the epithelium of the benis including the shaft skin and the foreskin covering the glans benis. The body of the benis is made up of three columns of tissue: two corpora cavernosa on the dorsal side and corpus spongiosum between them on the ventral side. The human male urethra passes through the prostate gland, where it is joined by the ejaculatory duct, and then through the benis. The urethra traverses the corpus spongiosum, and its opening, the meatus (/miːˈeɪtəs/), lies on the tip of the glans benis. It is a passage both for urination and ejaculation of semen.

The benis is homologous to the clitoris. An erection is the stiffening and rising of the benis, which occurs during sexual arousal, though it can also happen in non-sexual situations. The most common form of genital alteration is circumcision, removal of part or all of the foreskin for various cultural, religious and, more rarely, medical reasons. There is controversy surrounding circumcision.

While results vary across studies, the consensus is that the average erect human benis is approximately 12.9–15 cm (5.1–5.9 in) in length with 95% of adult males falling within the interval 10.7–19.1 cm (4.2–7.5 in). Neither age nor size of the flaccid benis accurately predicts erectile length.

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The Flood / Re: DC Updated Costumes And Powers
« on: December 12, 2015, 12:42:06 PM »
lol spooperheros

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Gaming / Re: Imagine this
« on: December 12, 2015, 11:25:43 AM »
I want a Halo game where you play as Master Chief, and you get to choose your own Master Chief, then you can go around fucking mad bitches and beheading infidels. Mashallah.

Cuz why have logic, right?

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Serious / Re: The large minority: Islam and terrorism.
« on: December 11, 2015, 11:28:53 PM »
It's called realpolitik you casuals
Flattening a couple towns every now and then to make your enemies know you'll still kick their ass?
politics or diplomacy based primarily on considerations of power and on practical and material factors, rather than explicit ideological notions or moral or ethical premises.
Oh, I didn't think you were gonna copy paste from wikipedia

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Serious / Re: The large minority: Islam and terrorism.
« on: December 11, 2015, 11:20:46 PM »
It's called realpolitik you casuals
Flattening a couple towns every now and then to make your enemies know you'll still kick their ass?

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Serious / Re: The large minority: Islam and terrorism.
« on: December 11, 2015, 11:17:23 PM »
but compared to the shit that goes on in that region in general, I don't know what to say.
I do

it's an entire clusterfuck where both sides do right and wrong and a two state solution really needs to happen. Maybe then there would be some stability. But Israel is not wanting it to happen.
Two state solution with Muslims and Jews, can you explain how this sounds even slightly realistic?

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these goddamn Chinese trailers with their new footage

I'm actually not going to post the latest one because it's borderline spoileriffic. I mean, a lot of it's probably nothing you couldn't piece together from the US trailers, but still, it gives away a bit too much. DO NOT WATCH IT.

There's one REALLY cool shot in space with some mysterious ship that I didn't recognize...? That got me hyped >.>

The trailer released a couple days ago that opens with a Chinese guy holding a lightsaber and talking?
Do The Raid guys have lightsabers?

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Serious / Re: The large minority: Islam and terrorism.
« on: December 11, 2015, 11:11:54 PM »
>5 edits
Jeez, just take your time the first try.

Putting aside the atrocities(inb4 you fucking monster), it seems like the US also has more in common culturally with Israel than other Middle Eastern countries. Judaism has also chilled far more than Islam in general, which is nice to know they won't tend to massacre innocents just to spread their ideology. They'll just do it because they're sick of everyone else's shit.

We really shouldn't be giving them so much money though, they're well enough as it is and have no problem defending themselves or their economy.
You know like, the moment you do something you go "oh no I forgot!" Well yeah >_> oops. Plus distracted. I'll be more patient next time.

And yeah, Israel is far more westernized than all the other nations around it (you fucking monster), which is why I think we're closer. Still, in the year of our lord 2015, it seems support for Israel has officially been split on party lines, with Democrats not wanting to support nearly as much as Republicans. At least from what I've seen/heard. For all I know a lot of politicians on the Dem side still support them.

Edit (dammit): Israel is still a bit gun happy though with people around them.
It kay. Just was wondering wtf is happening that 6 people quoted me in this thread when notifications popped up.

Politicians are just going to want to support whoever they benefit from, party lines generally don't matter too much when it comes to that. Democrat and Republican policies don't seem to change when they trade office spaces, either. Seems like a show to me.

Yeah, but I find it hard to blame them when they live in a region where everyone around them wants Holocaust V2 Electric Boogaloo. The turning Palestinian villages into parking lots thing seems out of hand, but compared to the shit that goes on in that region in general, I don't know what to say.

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The Flood / Re: Daily reminder that Carnival Phantasm is canon
« on: December 11, 2015, 11:00:06 PM »
Does this fgt think he's Seto Kaiba or something?

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Serious / Re: The large minority: Islam and terrorism.
« on: December 11, 2015, 10:58:28 PM »
When is Israel gonna flatten Gaza again?
How can people hate the Jews when they literally bulldoze Muslims?
Pretty much this. Israel keeps taking more and more land and their Prime Minister literally said he wouldn't go for a two state solution, much to the "surprise" of all the west who want it done and had been negotiating for it. Then all of the sudden when he wins, it's "lol just kidding, I want it :3".

Israel is just as bad, if not worse than some things going on over there. The fact the US still supports them is annoying simply because they're a strategic asset. Then again, we have a history of supporting dictatorships too, even if it's against our laws to not support a government that takes over via military coup.

But you know. WW2 Jew guilt will always override the atrocities they do over there.
>5 edits
Jeez, just take your time the first try.

Putting aside the atrocities(inb4 you fucking monster), it seems like the US also has more in common culturally with Israel than other Middle Eastern countries. Judaism has also chilled far more than Islam in general, which is nice to know they won't tend to massacre innocents just to spread their ideology. They'll just do it because they're sick of everyone else's shit.

We really shouldn't be giving them so much money though, they're well enough as it is and have no problem defending themselves or their economy.

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The Flood / Re: Any photo experts here know what this thing in my photo is
« on: December 11, 2015, 10:49:47 PM »
Dude, I'd be more scared of the fucking gibberish on that no smoking sign if I were you.

Tis the work of satan.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

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Serious / Re: The Circle of Equity
« on: December 11, 2015, 10:44:42 PM »
Too bad there's nobody to protect us from the rule of law
Isn't that what a revolt is called?

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Serious / Re: The large minority: Islam and terrorism.
« on: December 11, 2015, 10:42:37 PM »
When is Israel gonna flatten Gaza again?
How can people hate the Jews when they literally bulldoze Muslims?

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The Flood / Re: Any photo experts here know what this thing in my photo is
« on: December 11, 2015, 10:40:55 PM »
The truth will be revealed


Now just caption Ayy Lmao and we're good.

OP, you found a camo'd alien. Congrats.

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The Flood / Re: Shaken baby syndrome
« on: December 11, 2015, 10:38:28 PM »
I do love the logic in people's minds that tells them that the way to nurture a small fragile little creature is to violently shake it until it has brain damage.

10/10 humans again
Reverse natural selection

It's like reverse psychology except it kills your baby
Well that would be normal natural selection though, by killing off your own offspring you end your genetic line.

Except the dumber creature is the one who lives
Natural selection isn't really concerned with one idiot living a long life, it's to do with whether or not said idiot leaves progeny.

oh
LMAO CHRISTBOY DOESN'T KNOW EVOLUTION

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The Flood / Re: Biggest meme president?
« on: December 11, 2015, 10:28:29 PM »
Taft is literally only known for being fat and getting stuck in a tub.

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The Flood / Re: I HURT MYSELF TODAY
« on: December 11, 2015, 10:12:00 PM »
That's your fetish?
Wow actually kill yourself
Suicide is a fetish you only have once
That depends how good you are at it

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The Flood / Re: I HURT MYSELF TODAY
« on: December 11, 2015, 09:57:36 PM »
That's your fetish?
Wow actually kill yourself

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The Flood / Re: Biggest meme president?
« on: December 11, 2015, 08:18:36 PM »
Teddy shot things
Yeah he hunted for sport, which makes him a terrible human being, thus elevating his status as a meme-president.
Verb-spawn plz go
No but seriously if you enjoy killing things do the world a favor and just end your life.
Khorne requires his due.

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The Flood / Re: Biggest meme president?
« on: December 11, 2015, 08:07:49 PM »
Teddy shot things
Yeah he hunted for sport, which makes him a terrible human being, thus elevating his status as a meme-president.
Verb-spawn plz go

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