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So, apparently this year they replaced the cookies they used to have with some wheat-thing that everyone hates to comply with Federal regulations. While I agree that the Federal government shouldn't be so involved in everything, and those were some damn good cookies, I'm not a political person. Thoughts?

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The Flood / Molag Bal calls Churches
« on: October 07, 2014, 04:04:12 PM »

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The Flood / What the hell is with Slavs climbing things?
« on: October 06, 2014, 10:59:02 PM »
Like seriously?
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Feel free to post pics of Slavic people climbing things.

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The Flood / There he is. There he goes again
« on: October 02, 2014, 03:23:21 PM »
Look everyone he posted it once again. Isn't he just the funniest guy around. Oh my god.                   
             
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little bane thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha, maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass so you just choose the picture. Oh we all know the picture, the uh epic CIA agent guy isn’t it? I imagine you, little shit, laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos onto the floor. But its ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh that’s right, did I fail to mention? You live with your mother! You’re a fat fucking fuck up and she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all god damn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a capeshit movie. Just imagine this, she had you and then she thought you were going to be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bane fag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even talk try to you because all you say is “FOR YOU. FOR YOU. FOR YOU”.
You became a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now.         
             
And that’s all you’ll ever be.
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This is what you figs get for posting all those ">" threads

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The Flood / B.net dun broekdedz
« on: September 30, 2014, 07:03:26 PM »
It shows the number of friends I have on XBL that are active, and that's it and it won't let me sign out.

GG Bungie

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The Flood / #unban Verbatim 2014
« on: September 29, 2014, 09:23:12 PM »
Like please? He thinks you're all assholes, so try to show him you're not assholes by being nice to him and not screwing him over for what seems like a misunderstanding. I'm not sure what his problem is, but punishing the dude for how he presents himself seems pointless to me.

inb4h8

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The Flood / The Mythical Board #2
« on: September 29, 2014, 07:43:20 PM »
Que es?

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The Flood / If I take twice as many drugs, will it be twice as effective?
« on: September 29, 2014, 05:14:22 PM »
You people like science, tell me.

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The Flood / I don't usually ask for help, but
« on: September 28, 2014, 12:54:23 PM »
I'm really fucking lost and confused with life right now. I don't expect any real helpful answers from the Flood, but I'm desperate.

So, I'm in my 1st year of college, major is Mechanical Engineering, but I cannot stand the shit that I'm getting to do. It's feeling like High School again, where it's mostly BS that you won't need or use in the future. I discovered that out with HS at the end of my Junior year, but if this is what College is I don't want 4 more years of this. Combine this with the fact that a representative from Ford came to one of my classes a couple weeks ago, and told the class that while they could pull a random guy off the street and train him to do their work, graduating from College makes them think you're more likely to do better at it.

However, my parents profess that it's not true, and that I need to do all of this and that after the first year learning the 'basics' it'll be like what I want it to be, where I actually build shit. Now, I'm being told that since I've been doing practically none of my school work and I'm so apathetic to it, that I either need to do better or go get a job and drop out of college.

I don't have a clue anymore, can anybody help?

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The Flood / Mother Fuckers keep coming
« on: September 28, 2014, 12:17:30 PM »
Just killed a baby centipede on my wall for the first time in a couple weeks, but I thought they were finally gone. They just like proving me wrong, don't they.

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The Flood / RIP Spider Bro
« on: September 24, 2014, 07:07:48 PM »
Today the big ass spider that's been living outside in front of my window for the past several months was murdered by Michigan's weather. I don't know what you were or how you managed to live in front of my window for so long, but it was great seeing you freak out every morning when I moved away the curtains.

Please share your condolences for Spider Bro.

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The Flood / Flood, cheer me up
« on: September 22, 2014, 06:47:13 PM »
plz I r poop

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The Flood / Dr Dre Penis disease
« on: September 21, 2014, 05:26:27 PM »
With much joy in my heart this morning, I awoke to find out I did not have this horrible disease, where the head of the penis becomes frothy and yellow; and that 'Chicken Little' is also not a real disease where tiny chicken parasites crawl into your penis.

So, anybody else have good dreams to share?

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The Flood / Never Give Up
« on: September 14, 2014, 01:57:30 PM »

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The Flood / help spam density
« on: September 13, 2014, 05:18:53 PM »
I'm done now anyway.

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The Flood / Bug kill count in my room just jumped up by 2
« on: September 11, 2014, 12:08:14 AM »
So, after some tough  guy centipede wanted to across my floor I found some mentally retarded spider standing next to my door.

What I have learned is bugs like walking around your room at night, and carving a wooden sword was a good investment of time.

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The Flood / Definitely not Heresy
« on: September 10, 2014, 10:08:50 PM »


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The Flood / Anyone else feel like shit? I'm feeling like shit
« on: September 09, 2014, 04:57:08 PM »
Quality thread

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The Flood / Baby Centipede Kill Count: 3
« on: September 03, 2014, 09:19:02 PM »
Okay, I just finished cleaning my room because I killed 3 of them over the past 2 days, but I couldn't find any at all today. I don't know if that means the survivors are really good at hiding or I killed them all.

Wut do?

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Gaming / Game noight
« on: September 02, 2014, 09:33:21 PM »
I don't know if you guys still interact with anyone outside this website, but I'm in a Reach lobby with Ktan.

Don't let me be alone with him, join me.

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