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Messages - Bonewheel Barry
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« on: November 23, 2014, 07:50:42 PM »
:<>:=0
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« on: November 23, 2014, 07:46:06 PM »
Welcome back to Halo, where everyone on your team except for you is a monkey.
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« on: November 23, 2014, 07:34:27 PM »
isharted69
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« on: November 23, 2014, 07:20:42 PM »
Rekt.
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« on: November 23, 2014, 07:14:42 PM »
Ayy lmao, it's beautiful.
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« on: November 23, 2014, 07:11:06 PM »
>you will never commit genocide
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« on: November 22, 2014, 11:25:34 PM »
Shrek.
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« on: November 22, 2014, 11:24:43 PM »
I listen to stuff I hear in games I play, so mostly Classical I guess.
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« on: November 22, 2014, 11:23:10 PM »
I didn't realize it was Autism Day.
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« on: November 22, 2014, 10:45:55 PM »
Ayy lmao, Chakas did it.
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« on: November 22, 2014, 10:45:09 PM »
Christ, it's not even Thanksgiving yet..
Fine, Christmasify mine, anyway you'd like.
I made this thread the other day because I was really bored. I'm soon going to sleep so I'll edit you one in the morning.
Danke.
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« on: November 22, 2014, 10:23:48 PM »
Someone send me an invite.
GT: Shadroxon
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« on: November 22, 2014, 10:18:29 PM »
You know what cheers me up? Some good 'ol veedja gaem songs.
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« on: November 22, 2014, 10:01:34 PM »
Can't stop the Rock.
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« on: November 22, 2014, 09:58:56 PM »
>Flood
It's ogre now.
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« on: November 22, 2014, 09:55:30 PM »
Christ, it's not even Thanksgiving yet..
Fine, Christmasify mine, anyway you'd like.
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« on: November 19, 2014, 07:45:00 PM »
Present.
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« on: November 16, 2014, 12:03:33 AM »
>implying any anime can be good
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« on: November 16, 2014, 12:01:55 AM »
No, I'm not autistic.
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« on: November 14, 2014, 10:55:48 PM »
Nah man, I ain't weak.
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« on: November 14, 2014, 09:05:03 PM »
Shrek. Boom, got 'em.
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« on: November 14, 2014, 08:58:52 PM »
Dark Souls 2
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« on: November 13, 2014, 06:03:50 PM »
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« on: November 12, 2014, 07:08:59 PM »
ITT: SecondClass throws out his line
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« on: November 11, 2014, 08:25:21 PM »
Ya'll motherfuckers got nothing on Kalameet.
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« on: November 11, 2014, 08:14:24 PM »
Ayy lmao, I'm Zygluta, and I am a devout follower of Shrek.
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« on: November 11, 2014, 08:09:17 PM »
Nope, the game died for me a long time ago, right about the time of the Great Gnasher Buff.
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« on: November 10, 2014, 07:52:26 PM »
Good luck, and godspeed.
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« on: November 10, 2014, 07:44:46 PM »
Do it. Also, don't you fucking dare level Dex.
Seriously though, I'm sick of seeing all the copy/paste magic/dex builds everywhere. At least my hexer tries to do something different by using the Lost Sinner's Sword. So, if you get it and plan to PvP, please do a strength build or something.
Strength and Dex Fisti-Cuffs only master race. 60/60 mother fuckers.
99 Strength Powerstanced Smelter Hammers Master Race.
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« on: November 10, 2014, 07:42:34 PM »
T4R
I'll go first, I suppose.
So there I was, PvPing in Dark Souls 2 at Iron Keep, shitting on people with pyromancy. Well, lo' and behold, the most generic, meta, copy/paste mage invades me right as I'm about to put down my dragon sign. The dude's in Lion Mage gear, is using a Crystal Magic weapon buffed Ice Rapier, and comes charging at me courageously. Well, for some of you guys I fought you'll know my pyromancer isn't just any old pyromancer. No, his true purpose is to be as anti-mage as possible and as draconic as possible, so basically Kalameet. With a little help from my buddy Iron Flesh, I become ridiculously tanky against any magic or dex weapon.
Continuing the story, our hero Mr. Mage, comes charging at me ready for for what he perceives is an easy victory, but little does he know I had Iron Flesh active. He pokes me with his seemingly OP weapon, but is shocked when it barely damages my healthbar. He furiously continues to stab me, and I continue to let him just to show he invaded the wrong guy. I smash him with my Black Dragon Warpick and take out a decent chunk of his health. What does he do? He runs into the keep in fear of my defense. I just spam "Welcome" as he runs away.
Mr. Mage comes back after a minute, fully healed, this time with a dark buffed Chaos Blade, another cheese weapon. Once again, I laugh at his pathetic damage and bust his ass some more with my warpick. He retreats yet again, this time coming back with the hexes out. I let him spam Great Resonant Soul with my shield up, snickering all the while at his piss poor damage. Out comes the Dark Fog from his staff, but it's no match for my 99 poison moss. He's getting really desperate at this point, and runs down to the lava platforms to try to bait me down there. That ain't me.
There he is, on the platforms for a good two minutes. I just stand up on the bridge spamming "Welcome." At this point I'm in tears from laughter, so seeing he was out of range of spells and would take a bit to get back to me, I decide to mess with him with some good old fashion taunt messages. Here's the conversation, word for word.
Me: "Pathetic"
Mr. Mage: "not with that iron flesh pothetic loser"
Me: "Nice spelling there, bud. Hey, aren't mages supposed to be intelligent?"
At this point I think I finally got to him, because he jumps to his death into the lava.
Me: "See ya, nerd."
Mr. Mage: "nice ur dumb copying utubers faggot"
I don't know what the hell he's babbling about. I don't really watch any youtubers.
Me: "Once again, intelligence?"
Got 'em.
TL;DR: Scummy mage got what was coming.
Alright, my Flood buddies, tell me your stories.
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