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Gaming / Re: TFW fast internet
« on: April 15, 2015, 08:17:50 PM »
Ping: 22
Down: 30.59
Up: 4.34

That's with basically everyone using the internet in my house currently.

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls is too easy
« on: April 15, 2015, 07:51:31 PM »
NO DEX, JUST STRENGTH

That is all.

50 dex 50 str for maximum fisticuffs power.

That is all.
99 str 15 dex for maximum manliness.

But you need to punch things. Ring of Champions+Ring of Blades 2+Flynns Ring+Stone Ring=Wrestlemania every day
Let's see how long that lasts against the good 'ol Jester Thomas cosplay I have.

I enjoy emergency ring swapping to red tearstone. Doesn't always work and fisticuffs have horrendous range. But if I ever get a stunlock or a backstab.

Victory is sweet.
Blue + Red Tearstone rings make for an interesting build. You should give it a burl.

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls is too easy
« on: April 15, 2015, 07:45:12 PM »
NO DEX, JUST STRENGTH

That is all.

50 dex 50 str for maximum fisticuffs power.

That is all.
99 str 15 dex for maximum manliness.

But you need to punch things. Ring of Champions+Ring of Blades 2+Flynns Ring+Stone Ring=Wrestlemania every day
Let's see how long that lasts against the good 'ol Jester Thomas cosplay I have.

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls II: Favorite weapon stories
« on: April 15, 2015, 07:41:29 PM »
>be me
>strength/pyro guy
>be dragon broing
>git summoned
>it's a generic dexfag
>thief mask, rapier, and a buckler: the works
>I bring out my Iron King Hammer
>dat 756 ar
>he buffs with sacred oath
>herewego.jpg
>I buff with flame weapon
>the ar has left the atmosphere
>he runs at me, R1 spamming
>I dodge the first hits
>he tries parrying me, though my attack misses
>"nigga wut"
>the idiot doesn't know you can't parry a two-handed greathammer
>typical dex user
>he starts up an R1
>I start up my R2
>I poise through his attack, taking about 400 damage
>He takes over 1200 damage
>he tries rolling past me for the backstab
>I use the follow-up R2, aim it around, and destroy the rest of his health
>dexfag is ded
>Iron King Hammer is love, Iron King Hammer is life

Unbuffed non elemental weapons are generally better. While elemental damage may list your AR as being better than the default non elemental, you have to consider that you now have two damage paths.

Physical and your respective element. If you ever meet somebody who's stacking elemental resists through the roof, you lose the effectiveness of your elemental side of the weapon.

But nobody can ever resist pure raw default goodness. Especially bosses.

Always hated making an elemental build because coming up against resistant enemies makes everything a rainy day.
I know, in general I try to keep weapons physical if the scaling is good, but the Iron King Hammer only loses 30 physical from strength scaling and like 10 or so base physical when infused, and it gains a buttload of fire damage and scaling. In addition, the Ring of Blades only loses about 10 damage from the infusion, unlike nearly any other weapon, making a fire infusion on the weapon almost a no brainer.

If I happen to run into some guy running Flash Sweat or whatever, I keep a Battle Axe in my pocket. Nice moveset, great strength scaling, good damage and counter. And of course, I can always swap to a Zweihander/Greatsword/Pursuer's Ultra.

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls is too easy
« on: April 15, 2015, 07:34:48 PM »
NO DEX, JUST STRENGTH

That is all.

50 dex 50 str for maximum fisticuffs power.

That is all.
99 str 15 dex for maximum manliness.

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls II: Favorite weapon stories
« on: April 15, 2015, 07:32:07 PM »
this one time a guy hit me in pvp, and it wasn't a phantom hit
Oh shit, nigga.

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls II: Favorite weapon stories
« on: April 15, 2015, 07:25:44 PM »
>be me
>strength/pyro guy
>be dragon broing
>git summoned
>it's a generic dexfag
>thief mask, rapier, and a buckler: the works
>I bring out my Iron King Hammer
>dat 756 ar
>he buffs with sacred oath
>herewego.jpg
>I buff with flame weapon
>the ar has left the atmosphere
>he runs at me, R1 spamming
>I dodge the first hits
>he tries parrying me, though my attack misses
>"nigga wut"
>the idiot doesn't know you can't parry a two-handed greathammer
>typical dex user
>he starts up an R1
>I start up my R2
>I poise through his attack, taking about 400 damage
>He takes over 1200 damage
>he tries rolling past me for the backstab
>I use the follow-up R2, aim it around, and destroy the rest of his health
>dexfag is ded
>Iron King Hammer is love, Iron King Hammer is life

Really though, Sandtrap, poise is amazing on heavy builds thanks to the hyper-frames ultra-weapons get while attacking. I can regularly poise through small weapons, even greatswords and curved greatswords, with 91 poise.

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls is too easy
« on: April 15, 2015, 07:18:40 PM »
NO DEX, JUST STRENGTH

That is all.

399
Oh shit, you've become one of them.

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The Flood / Re: If you don't think Emma Watson is hot,
« on: April 05, 2015, 09:16:14 AM »
The hell...

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Gaming / Re: Looking for some chums to play with
« on: April 03, 2015, 07:28:14 PM »
Fuck I wish, but my gold subscription expired.

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Gaming / Re: Lol what is this Weeb shit that the AVGN is playing?
« on: April 03, 2015, 07:19:35 PM »
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit...

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The Flood / Re: I really hate ugly people
« on: April 03, 2015, 07:12:01 PM »
>loaf

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Gaming / Re: Anyone fancy helping me in Bloodborne?
« on: April 03, 2015, 03:48:14 PM »
Git gud.

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The Flood / Re: daily reminder that i'm the coolest person here
« on: April 03, 2015, 09:50:03 AM »
Untrue, you don't have the mad swag.

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The Flood / Re: bbbbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrttttttttttt
« on: April 02, 2015, 11:03:36 PM »
No go to hell die die die.

407
Gaming / Re: Dark Souls 2 Scholar of the First Sin
« on: April 02, 2015, 04:04:03 PM »
Not buying a game I already own.

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The Flood / Re: Why did you pick your avatar(s)?
« on: March 31, 2015, 04:14:05 PM »
Jester Thomas has the for real swag.

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Gaming / Re: Anybody got the Handsome Collection?
« on: March 29, 2015, 08:56:07 AM »
>buying games you already own

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Gaming / Re: I really hope bloodborne gets a PC port
« on: March 26, 2015, 08:14:02 PM »
I cri errytim.


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Gaming / Re: BLOOD BORNE HYPE THREAD
« on: March 26, 2015, 08:12:11 PM »
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! I cannot haz it.

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Gaming / Re: How Would You Lable Your Playstyle?
« on: March 26, 2015, 08:07:15 PM »
Heavy Weapons Tank

Bait them into the trap and overpower them, or just damage sponge for the team.

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Gaming / Re: Reasons Why - Bloodborne is AMAZING!
« on: March 26, 2015, 08:06:09 PM »
NO IT'S SHIT!

Spoiler
I'm lying, I'm just buttmad cuz I can never have it. :^(

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Gaming / Dank Souls threads: Boss vs Boss
« on: March 23, 2015, 07:51:13 PM »
YouTube


Proof of Kalameet being superior, plus other bosses wrecking each other.

#pchackerrace

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The Flood / Re: Who is your waifu (NO WEABOO ANIME SHIT ALLOWED)
« on: March 23, 2015, 07:14:40 PM »

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Gaming / Re: Your Favorite Diablo Class?
« on: March 22, 2015, 06:58:55 PM »
If only Witch Doctor was good. :'^(

Everything else outclasses him.

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The Flood / Re: Cheesy Puff Came to Life And Pimped My Gay Ass
« on: March 21, 2015, 09:28:43 AM »
My favorite is "Billionaire Dinosaur Forced Me Gay."

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The Flood / Re: Petition to unban Kinder
« on: March 21, 2015, 09:12:09 AM »
No, being an autistic fatboy is my job.

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Gaming / Re: Mike Colter says Cortana to have role in H5
« on: March 21, 2015, 09:04:28 AM »
She'll be brought back by the power of love. :^)

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The Flood / Re: Tired of the single life
« on: March 21, 2015, 08:45:08 AM »
Look at this forum drama polluting the thread.

MODSMODSMODSMODSMODSMODSMODSMODS

You want my advice? Stop having emotions. BOOM, loneliness gone, problem solved.

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