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The Flood / Re: I feel like an asshole
« on: October 22, 2015, 09:28:52 PM »
When life has got you down, just think: "I'm not Roman."

Really though dude, what the hell? Isn't this what you fucking wanted?

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The Flood / Re: What is keeping you where you are?
« on: October 21, 2015, 10:45:51 PM »
I have someone who would be devastated if I left. Plus, college and stuff.

I won't deny, though, the thought of just running away from all my worries has perturbed my mind all too much.

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Gaming / Re: Why is Dark Souls 2 such trash?
« on: October 21, 2015, 09:44:16 PM »
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH

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The Flood / Re: Do you own your own body? I don't think so
« on: October 21, 2015, 02:51:46 PM »
As the fine gentlemen pointed out earlier in the thread...

DIDN'T READ LOL

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GLORIOUS DARK SOULS 3 PATCHED OVER 1000 TIMES CUTS THROUGH FILTHY FALLOUT 4

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The Flood / Re: People Who Feel Bad
« on: October 20, 2015, 11:50:44 AM »
I love a woman, but she doesn't love me back the same way. I'll be honest, frontal lobotomy never sounded more tempting.

On the bright side, now that I don't have any obligation to be a respectable human being anymore, I can go back to being a fatass lazy nerd.

Oh
Have you told her your feelings?
Yep.

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The Flood / Re: People Who Feel Bad
« on: October 19, 2015, 12:08:01 AM »
I love a woman, but she doesn't love me back the same way. I'll be honest, frontal lobotomy never sounded more tempting.

On the bright side, now that I don't have any obligation to be a respectable human being anymore, I can go back to being a fatass lazy nerd.

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Oh, that casul? Pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt.
One of us is going to have to change.
Hmmmmm...one of us could totally do a bonewheel skeleton thing.

Let me see if I can find any cool images.

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The Flood / Re: If you had to pick a user to fuck your mom?
« on: October 14, 2015, 09:20:52 PM »
Lol, you fuckers can have that psychotic, controlling bitch if you want.

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The Flood / Re: The date went bad, what do you do?
« on: October 14, 2015, 09:13:44 PM »
I walk outside, get my motorcycle helmet, put it on, grab my nail-bat thingy, return to the table, pass gas extremely loudly, and proceed to break he table with the bat whilst screaming "Aluah Ackbar!" or however it goes.

Well, obviously not all of that. I actually just tell her straight up we obviously don't have any chemistry and end the darn thing early. I think I'd still wear my helmet after that, though. It's fun.

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Oh, that casul? Pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt.

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Serious / Re: What do you intend to gain from discussions?
« on: October 13, 2015, 08:47:17 AM »
All my discussions are on the "shits and giggles" basis.

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Serious / Re: RoundUp = the new Vaccine scare?
« on: October 13, 2015, 08:46:37 AM »
Quote
Monsanto
Oh boy...

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The Flood / Re: Today is 10/10
« on: October 11, 2015, 10:40:27 AM »
Today is a solid 8/10.

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The Flood / Re: What did you losers do today?
« on: October 11, 2015, 10:36:21 AM »
Work, about to go to work again. Then, I am going to help out my friend with class work.

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The Flood / Re: I was asked out by a grill
« on: October 11, 2015, 10:32:43 AM »
How does it feel not being a hideous disgusting eldritch abomination?

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The Flood / Re: What's your favorite form of entertainment?
« on: September 28, 2015, 10:34:35 AM »
Social Interactions, if that counts.

Otherwise, good ol' vidya does it for me.

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Gaming / So...I may have bought my friend Hunie Pop as a joke.
« on: September 28, 2015, 10:23:14 AM »
I gotta say, the game is hilarious despite being weeby trash. All you need is a chat lobby of idiots and a livestream of the game to have a decent time. Of course, it's nowhere near worth it if you don't go in expecting to act retarded with your buds.

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The Flood / Re: My family is amazing. What about yours?
« on: September 26, 2015, 11:34:07 PM »
Loooooooooooooooooooooool.

They're either irresponsible or crazy. Glad I left their dumb asses behind.

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The Flood / Re: All too easy
« on: September 19, 2015, 10:32:17 AM »
Did Roman get laid yet?

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Really, this is just a matter of sucking it up. I go on no sleep quite regularly and I don't drink caffeine.

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The Flood / Re: tfw I wake up and it's 50f outside
« on: September 14, 2015, 10:18:30 AM »
I woke up this morning to find the morning air to be pleasant. My roommate is like "JESUS SHIT IT IS COLD!!" He was shivering profusely and his teeth were chattering, and I'm just standing there thinking, "Freaking southerners and their pussy ass resistance to cold."

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The Flood / Re: All too easy
« on: September 10, 2015, 12:19:52 PM »
Roman, go outside, get social. You're fairly attractive so it shouldn't be hard to get the attention of ladies as long as you aren't a social retard. Then, and this is the important part, ask someone out on a date. It's not fucking hard. If you're too boring, get a hobby besides games, or just find a nerdy gal.

Just, STOP being so pathetic. Please.

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The Flood / Re: Just heard a kid with a fedora say "M'lady"
« on: September 10, 2015, 11:21:30 AM »
My friend has a fedora and wears it ironically from time to time. Needless to say, we spam  "M'lady" each other constantly whenever he wears it.

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The Flood / Re: 1 COVENANT CARRIER VS 1 GOOGOL OF ANTS
« on: September 09, 2015, 10:31:00 AM »
A googol ants is a stupidly unimaginable amount of ants. That's many, many magnitudes more than the number of atoms in the observable universe. Like, they would  collapse under the unparalled gravitational attraction and create a godly monstrous black hole. This black hole would be...oh my shit...that fucking black hole...dear sweet jesus everything would be consumed in our galaxy, at the very, very, absolute least. I'd imagine the event horizon would stretch across a decent amount of our universe, really. It might even reverse the expansion of our universe at that point. Just fucking ridiculous.

In short, ants stomp. HARD.

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Gaming / Re: Yo I got 3 1 Month live codes
« on: September 09, 2015, 10:23:54 AM »
Irrelevant, I am become PC.

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The Flood / Re: All too easy
« on: September 09, 2015, 10:21:16 AM »
Never forgetti Roman's spaghetti

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The Flood / Re: aliens' first impression of us will be Ronald Reagan
« on: September 09, 2015, 10:20:11 AM »
If I were to choose anybody to represent the human race, it'd be Reagan.
>idiot cancer not choosing Theodore Roosevelt or Lincoln

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You could definitely have a strength/intelligence hybrid if you want.
That's what I'm doin.

I beat the capra btw. Going up on that ledge lets you take out that fuckin dog. I am in undeadberg depths.
40 strength and 40 intelligence is what you should aim for.

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Strength/Faith build is the way to go.

Fuck magic casuals.
>hate magic
>uses faith
>faith is just sunlight based magic

kekerino

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